Editing Minionese age regression ray

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The Minionese age regression is a weapon used by Gru, [[Shädman]], [[Professor Marmalade]], and [[Smartschoolboy9]] throughout the franchise. Developed by the minions as weapon during the years 1933-1945. Many were destroyed by the sands of time and many more have sought for the few remaining as a font of youth. The practice used to shoot yourself with it to remain youthful is called Floridian Milking. Many a victim of the ray have also been reported to have been forced to wear big poofy diapers as a result of being age regressed.   

== Properties ==
The gun can reduce the mental age development of the victim shot with it. On a higher setting it can even reverse the age of the individual, often used to milk the Floridian way, or for gooners like Smartschoolboy9 or Shädman to unleash their pedophiliac tendencies.

There is also a setting to shrink the victim into an anime figurine made for cum jars. This is the only setting that could kill the victim as the shrinking and compression physics kills them if the shock of paralyzation into a catatonic state didn't.

== Victims of the gun ==

==== Regression ====

* [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris-Chan]]
* [https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/37604 Harry Pothead]
* Normal Spongebob 
* Pamperchu
* [[DogsEatingDogs6|DED6]] 
* TamatoaGroomingDa
* Astro Boy Productions
* [[Jason Gomez The Dinosaur|Jason Gomez the Dinosaur]]

==== Aged Down ====

* [[Shane Dawson]]
* A Pile of Rotten Food

==== Killed/Turned into an anime figurine ====

* Boobies the Minion
* [[No-eyed Krabs|No-Eyed Krabs]]
* Vegeta on a wheelchair

[[Category:Weapons of mass destruction]]
[[Category:Objects]]
[[Category:Pedophiles]]
[[Category:Gooners]]
[[Category:Gross]]