Editing Mario

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==DEAR GOD ITS ALL MARIO==
[[File:Bingbingwahoo.jpg|thumb|'''He also makes bing bing wahoo noises in bed''']]
<blockquote>IT'S A ME! MARIO!</blockquote><blockquote>Bing bing wahoo yahoo *grunt* *fart* *screaming* yahoo wahoo boing bling bing</blockquote>

[[File:Mar.jpg|alt=Mario|thumb|Perchance, the stomper of turtys]]


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|species = italian
|gender = bing bing wahoo
|born = 1985
|family = weegee
|home = dat lsd mushrooms
|affiliation = church of the flying spaghetti monster
|nationality = italian
|job = hobo
|criminality = public nudity<br>
destroying people's houses<br>
creating earthquakes with his fat<br>
turtle genocide
|rank = italian
|appears = the spaghetti incident
|role = italian
|actor = chris pratt
|onlyfans = mario spaghetti sex (20 dollars more for moustache twitching)
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Squeegie hornio, also known as super mario or the bing bing wahoo man, is an italian butt plumber and nazi pornstar, he is a missionary of christ who punishes turtles by crushing them and killing them, therefore he is greatly feared by turtles such as [[Bowser Jr.|Bowser Jr,]] and [[Gamera]]   

He is not to be confused with [[Marvin|Paper Mario]], [[Gario]], or even [[Marlo]]. 

He is actually [[Sonic|Sondick the Seckshog]]

He maybe be be be smg4 mario.

He stomped on [[Goombella]] before.

He stomped on [[Vivian]]'s dick before.

He stole all of Paper Mario's bitches, making him the better Mario that never got cucked by [[DogsEatingDogs6|DED6]].

he really likes spaghetti.

[[Angela Anaconda]] thinks he's Benito Mussolini however that's not the case.

==Historio==
super sexyo brothers first stomped turtys in 1985

he gets a crappy reskin for an American audience in 1988

he turns epic in 1991

and the rest is history

he is the og afterall

He made the Pinta Island tortoise extinct
[[File:Never.jpg|thumb|mario got a boner GEEEEG]]

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