Editing King Cuck

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''not to be confused with [[King Cock]].''
== ''The man the myth the legend, the one who's always watching.'' ==
[[File:Kachung.png|alt=King cuck|thumb|The king of cuck]]
Joe Swanson. 






== ''Thus, this one of a kind of man, sits eagerly in the dark corner in a dark room, as family guy legend The BIG P(Peter Griffin) is banging Bonnie, as he does this, he's unsure of whether or not Joe would approve, little does he know, KC(king cuck) is there watching. Him being a good friend, comforts Peter telling him in these words "Its okay Peter..." a soothing, calm tone.'' ==

===  ''Joe Bartolozzi and Joe Swanson are Brothers. If you couldn't tell, Joe B got the good genes.'' ===

=== ''Joe Swanson wasn't always a cuck, this started way back when he was a little boy, little joey was with his girlfriend one day in 4th grade, his big brother, Joe Bart, wanted his girl, so he took her away from him, Joe Swanson found them kissing and he felt something he never felt, something greater than anything he'd ever felt, a passion for cuckery. This was the start to a great and large empire. This one, small moment inspired him to go, and share his teachings with all the people of the world. He went and preached at college campuses, inspired cucks around the world to find that fiery passion he felt so long ago. Joe Swanson is a treasure of a man and a great leader, leading him to be throned the KING of Cucks.'' ===




== The Cuck Sagas... ==
[[File:Bucky cluckyy.webp|thumb|268x268px|The Former Cluck Cuck King]]
Buck cluck, formerly known as the cluck cuck king, was dethroned by this paraplegic. This brave cock once ruled the world after his wife had an unfortunate accident. He is on the journey to take back what's his. Little does he know, he's getting himself into a sticky situation. On his way to Joe Swansons house, he encounters a threat to his name, Ernie the Giant Chicken. Buck makes a joke at Ernie's wife, hollering at her, of course Ernie isn't going going to take this lightly, causing them to break out into a furious and crazy fight.

<blockquote>''This fight between the 2 most powerful Chickens causes alarms to go off world wide, alerting some very important people.''</blockquote>They engage in a brawl so dramatic, each punch thrown and every fist that collides erupts in huge explosions and craters. These 2 take off, destroying half the town of Quahog, (but they both agreed specifically stopped to target that one gay old guy who dated meg.) Mayor Adam West, ordered the people of Quahog to evacuate, at least until help came... little did they know it'd be here sooner than they thought...<blockquote>'''"JUSTICE, is a non-corrosive metal!"''' - ''Enter Metro Man''</blockquote>"So, your the punks I've heard about?" he says as his titanium butt plug falls out. Ernie and Buck stop in their tracks, with fear running through their veins. The sheer impact of the plug hitting the floor sent shock-waves for miles, This caused the chickens to think and put their powers together, to power through Metro Man and defeat him. An epic battle broke out, captivating an audience world wide... it wasn't long before word got out, and the King of Cucks heard what was going down. Obviously he wasn't going to let this go unnoticed, forcing him to haul ass to the scene.      

Meanwhile the fight was on, and Metro Man, being who he was, had a lot of thinking time to think, he didn't account for the absolute toon force these cartoon characters had. Ernie went ahead and started trying to land blows, Metro Man thought to himself "I can fly, I'm chilling" little did he know that chickens DO in-fact fly. as Ernie started gaining speed towards Metro Man he went ahead and froze time, letting him really analyze what he was getting himself into, for a moment, he thought and asked himself "can I really do this by myself?" He didn't wanna doubt himself so he went ahead and continued, Ernie was landing consistent blows, but Metro Man didn't take him seriously. it was all okay till the inevitable happened, Buck had enough of waiting around and jumped in. Buck in his war years, fought With Adolf Hitler, so he had experience with war and such, in his prime he had fought against aliens, leading him to believe "This'll be like the glory days!" Metro Man was slowly getting overwhelmed, there wasn't much he could do, it was 2 chickens that couldn't die. This forced him to freeze time again and go back to Metro City, to pick an old foe up...<blockquote>''"'''But metals can be melted, by the heat of revanchge!'''"'' ''(Metaphorically)- Enter Megamind''

</blockquote>Metroman arrives back to Metro City, hurrying to the jail to contact megamind.(More story with more characters soon!) (Leave reviews lmk who you wanna see added)