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[[File:Whats-the-deep-philosophical-reason-he-is-called-the-jonkler-v0-4qx1rz0sz0id1.webp|thumb|<center>YUO DONT LIK CAPITALISM YET YOU EXIST!?!?<br> <br> iPHONE VENEZUELA BOTTOM TEXT100 BILLION DEAD!!!</center>]] The '''Jonkler,''' not to be confused with '''Evil Jonkler,''' or '''Unintelligent Jonkler''', is a clowny man of clowny powers. He is very mad and the mortal avatar of '''''Momus'',''' ''The God of Slander and Parody.'' His arch-nemesis is Man and Mermaidman. ==Biography== ===Part 1X=== When Jonkler was 8, playing Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2 on his Xbox360, his dad came back home drunk, he got into a fight with mummy and ended up killing her. When Jonkler screamed, "FAGGOT!", it was that had it finally got dad the attention he was desperate for, even if it was directed at the trolls in the game, rather than dad. His dad forced baby jonkler to look at him in the eye, brandished out the knife used to kill his mother and asked: " [[File:Jonklr beatbox.mp3|frameless]] " After which he carved a permanent smile onto his face. The real jonkler had been born As an adult, and inspired by that beatbox from his dad, did some generic evil stuff to Man in the Dark Knight, like hitting the griddy on Ball and taking a deuce on Ham when he wasn't supposed to, what the hell man! ===Part 2X=== ====Society Squad Arc==== Jonkler would finally become a protagonist in his own arc. Here, he would be hired by "a mysterious fellow" to form his own anti-WOKE team to destroy liberals and make gamers rise up! That team would be the '''SOCIETY SQUAD''' where they would go around EPICly owning WOKE libtards with fundy and twisted memes. Him, [[Kanye West|Kanye]], Hank Hill, Joe Swanson, Austin Powers, Master Chief, Phil Swift, Jotaro, Sneed, and Chuck were the major members of the squad. During this time he had committed bestiality to a number of Pokemon, such as Farley Queef, and [[Big Chungus]]' mum and had been the vicar to help [[JustinRPG]] marry his Reshiram, offending many snowflakes. ====NPC-๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ War Arc==== Jonkler was a recurring antagonist in the World War III arc where he would be a member of the '''[[Anti-Sonic Underground Fanclub]]'''. For unknown chaotic reasons though, he would leave the group just to piss them off cause he's one funny guy. ====World War III Arc==== His Squad would eventually be betrayed by the "mysterious fellow" since he was secretly was uniting Far Right and Far Left individuals in order to create a collation named the NPC Alliance. Jonkler and his Society Squad were able to escape but still were on the run from the liberals and their traitorous gamer pals. When the planet gets destroyed, they luckily had a space ship to escape and so they did. Over time within space and battling against aliens, they find out more about the truth of the NPC Alliance and it's secret connections to B.O.O.T.S. and the Happy Meat Farms. Things though, get even crazier when they discover that Angels and Demons exist and are fighting a war. Luckily, they run into their old rivals, the ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ society. They decide to ally themselves with them since they both want to find out more about what's going on and who these Satanists are. Eventually the Jonkler gets some character arc thingy or whatever and through spending times with the freakies, he becomes a socialist. ๐ Eventually, Jonkler would come across Wiley Coyote who Wiley and his gang had discovered the secrets of the Satanists and Christians. Jonkler decides to go with Wiley Coyote alone while the rest of his Society Squad stay with the Freakies to be safe. Him and Wiley would afterwards come across with Demaro, an elite Satanist member, and they would have to fight him. ====Ocean water arc==== [[File:Joker drinks ocean water by mollyhaleismyfriend dc9jhin-375w-2x.jpg|thumb]] he drinks ocean water ==Gallery== <gallery> File:Man-and-jonkler-are-making-a-new-character-what-should-they-v0-34ki3do9ugsb1.webp|thumb|Man and jonkler are making a new character. What should they name it? File:Sddefault.jpg|Who tf is this!? File:Man-takes-of-the-mask-to-reveal-he-was-jonkler-the-entire-v0-mi74oisf5eic1.webp|Live Jonkler reaction!? SERIOUS_cHEESE.PNG|Why so cheesy? </gallery> [[Category:Animal Fuckers]] [[Category:Brainrot]] [[Category:Chaos]] [[Category:Clowns]] [[Category:Crazy Bitches]] [[Category:Gamers]] [[Category:Incels]] [[Category:Is he stupid?]] [[Category:Madman]] [[Category:Milkmen]] [[Category:Pages with broken file links]]
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