Editing Heinz Ketchup

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'''Heinz Ketchup''' also known as the True "Boogeyman" of the Leprechauns on Earth is an eldritch ketchup bottle dating back to the days of Babylon, and is an NPC bastard who hates [[A1 Steak Sauce]]. He is the German leader of the Celtic and Germanic group fraternity and fellowship, [[Blut und Ketch'em]] formerly known as Club 57, a Freemason and Rosicrucian sub-organization that existed to create a new secret society within the Rosicrucian movement. Later he would partner with the Black Order leading assassination squads into Valhalla straight from Earth to commit to exorcism. He and his members don't really care about the war between NPCs and Freakies or the war between light and dark, however his goals are driven by a need to maintain the Vatican's stronghold. His goal is to simply keep esoteric knowledge in secret away from the public while keeping the Leprechauns away from the greater part of society. He considers understanding the goals of the light of Lucifer to be a path to enlightenment, but isn't on the side of the Neo-Satanists, he is a devoted Rosicrucian who is willing to support Christian liberalism within the NPC Alliance, having been involved in food related operations for Buy N Large. He often sprays his red Heinz blood towards followers. His best friend is [[Oregonball|Oregon]] who has spread the cult to well, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hines,_Oregon Oregon] along with Kraft of Kraft Heinz and [[Chef Boyardee]]. His neoliberal freemason beliefs are manifested through the Heinz Doctrine. Oregon currently runs the Blut und Ketch'em fellowship and freemason cult with Chef Boyardee as the operator while Heinz can sit back and enjoy immortality using all the adrenochrome he has harvested over the years. He was once a board member within the Bilderberg Group under the guidance of the Heritage Foundation before the second war between light and darkness began. He can also be seen visiting Epstein Island with [[Benjamin Netanyahu]] using the blood of children to refill himself of tomato paste straight made out of Adrenochrome. 

==Facts About Heinz Ketchup==
*He was first fermented during the Bronze Age.
*His label is a fragment of forbidden packaging prophecy.
*He hates A1 Steak Sauce
*He hates Mustard
*He helped push secular organization B&L to side with the Imperium.
*The ritual of Das Große Blutgießen der 57 Sorten (The Great Blood Pouring of 57 Varieties) is used on follow Blut und Ketch'em fellowship members.
*Celtic symbols drawn in Ketchup are often left behind on dead bodies.
*Bob the Tomato is him from an alternative universe where he became a NORMie instead of a NPC.
*Heinz Ketchup is described as the first Leprechaun hunter pouring deep red Ketchup from his Ketchup body all over the Leprechaun bitches he has killed.
*Oregonball would be given orders that would push him to go after as much innocence as possible after the time-skip. 
*He once spayed his Heinz all over after practicing the Scottish Rite within the freemasons.
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