Editing Haida

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{{Quote|Haida, the beta cuck|Um why are the girls having fun but not ME}}
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Haida is one of the most beta cuck members of the Galaxy Hills Community as well more than [[Lord Adacas]]. He apparently likes Bartleby, but Bartleby kicked his ass when he said that out-loud.

==Lore?==
Haida was born a rich family but they were very stupid. His mother treated his father like a baby and ruled the court while controlling his father like a puppet, this event probably predicted his future. In High School, he joined a rock band and dated a girl but the rock band failed and so did the relationship. He got a college degree like everyone else and joined the company. There he met [[Retsuko]] and immediately wanted her to step on him but she friendzoned him. He became desperate and dated [[Fenneko]] but she made him more of a cunt. She gave him away to Diane Foxington as a pet and after that got fired from his job due to the [[Pigmask Army]] using it as a base. During this time his friends unfriended him including [[Anai]]. He was about to get a girlfriend called Inui but ruined it because she wasn't Retsuko. He escaped Diane's clutching and became a member of the Pigmask Army just to see Retsuko again but she keeps ignoring him, he got to the blue ranks of the army and finally got to talk to her about she can dominate him and stuff. She finally gave in and made him her pet. He just does it for the rest of the series and got liberated by the [[Unbeatables]] but he got so angry he stole the kid named Fuel and almost drowned him to death which made the Unbeatables put him into a hospital. He is now living with a brainwashed Retsuko who he told her about being a goth edgelord which she is now. 

Fuck this guy.

He also became a top tier Genshin Impact Player and friended Shikabane, the whore.

==The Cucked War==
Him and [[Fanboy]] battles to a war to see who is the most cucked. Fanboy didn't even stand a chance not even a percent.

==Space Saga==
When Retsuko got kidnapped again, he had to be gay so he found Tadano but Tadano is straight so he said hell no. Haida was depressed but then he found Vivian and she was a trans female so ofc Haida became her bitch just like Lady Bow. 

== The Submissive Saga ==
Everybody hates Haida for these images shown to be screenshot leaks by [[Jacques von Hämsterviel|Dr. Hämsterviel]] from Fenneko's camera roll. These were shown by the public which made Haida the laughing stock of the whole anime.

I cringed so much on these just to prove a point.

(P.S: Retsuko and Fenneko are submissive but Haida is like 1000000000000000000000000000000000000x more submissive and cucked then they are)

Credit to all of these artists who made these.<gallery>
File:Whydoesthisexist?.jpg|[[Retsuko]] dominating him
File:Whatthealpha.jpg|[[Fenneko]] dominating him
File:Babygronkrizzinguphawktuahgirlinsketchland.jpg|Fenneko dominating him again
File:WHAT??????????????????????.gif|Does Fenneko have a penis? I think that she had [[The Futa Virus]] that one time but I think she doesn't now
File:Icantthinkofaname.jpg|Retsuko and Fenneko both dominating him
File:Proveapont.jpg|Retsuko and Shikabane both dominating him
File:Tonisnotcool.jpg|Ton dominating him
File:Dkljajsdjas.jpg|Himuro dominating him
File:Sorryforthis.jpg|Inui dominating him
File:Againagainagain.jpg|Inui dominating him again
File:Erm what the sigma 2.0.jpg|Ookami dominating him
File:Haida the beta cuck by vickythetinkaton dicrekm.jpg|My art of Haida being a cuckold 
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