Editing Gordon Freeman

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Gordon is an air fryer owner and highly trained professional. People usually don't like him because he just won't stop talking, he especially will talk about his NFT collection.

He also liked to eat vegan KitKats

== Appearance ==
[[File:Bowls.png|left|frameless|431x431px]]
suit, oweng (orange).

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== History ==
Gordon grew up in an asian family constantly pressuring him to make something in his (half-)life. In his teenage age he liked to play Wii Party on his friend's console.

Ones his mother spanked him after she saw he was looking up Gabe Newell Rule 34.

He went to big big school and became a scientists

[insert half-life plott here]

In 2069 he married the [[Crowbar]] and made Crowbar-human children with her, they were abominations.
[[File:Bed.jpg|none|thumb|Gordon's bed]][[File:Bed2.jpg|none|thumb|his bed after changing sheets]]

== Trivia ==

* He looks like he uses TikTok
* He didn't marry Alyx because she was a furry
* I thought Gordon Freeman is a movie actor
* Is afraid of the color [[Lloyd Garmadon|green]]
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