Editing Douglas the Doorknob

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| Name = Douglas the Doorknob
| Age = 12,000
| Born = Uranus
| aliases = Doug the Doorknob<br>The Doorknob<br>The Feared One<br>Ruler of Uranus<br>why is this a character
| image = dougthedoorknob.jpg
| gender = {{Male}}
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'''Douglas the Doorknob''' (ドアノブのダグラス, Doanobu no Dagurasu) is a talking doorknob and an evil fucking psychotic sadist with a canonical kill count of infinite. He is the evil warlord of the planet of [[Uranus]] and nearly ended [[Crisp Rat]]'s life when he ventured off into said planet. The people of Uranus are very cautious of Doorknob and everyone who doesn't directly serve him are hunted down by him and his bodyguards. He is a dirty [[NPC Alliance|NPC]].

==Trivia==
*When he gets angry, like, really really angry, he increases tenfold in size and become a door.
*He is an angry whiny bitch.
*It is a well-known fact that [[A1 Steak Sauce]] can beat the shit out of him.
*Alive but gay.
*He was rejected from being on the [[Villains Fanon Wiki]] for being too evil.
[[Category:Villains]]
[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Doorknobs]]
[[Category:Assholes]]
[[Category:Irredeemable]]
[[Category:Objects]]
[[Category:NPCs]]
[[Category:Edgy]]
[[Category:Emos]]

== Comments ==
the character of all time
<br />-- [[User:Ozzie T. Floridian|Ozzie T. Floridian]] ([[User talk:Ozzie T. Floridian|talk]]) 10:06, 19 March 2026 (EDT)