Editing Dildo, Canada

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<span style="font-size: 300%;font-family:Arial Black">'''{{color|#f7ead7|<big>DILDO,</big>}}'''</span>

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'''Dildo, Canada''' (ディルド、カナダ, ''Dirudo, Kanada''), also known as the '''Land of the Blackberries''', is currently a town in the Canadian province of Newfoundland and Labrador. In our future, it will be the place where the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety HQ are located and will be considered the capital of all things 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂. The town also contains immense lore significance across all of fiction and real life, deriving from its status as the hometown where [[Enrique|{{Color|e6a680|Enrique}}]] was born in after him and [[Bean Khan|{{Color|e6a680|Bean Khan}}]] reincarnated themselves across the Omniverse as physical emanations in which Enrique happened to impregnate himself inside the womb of some random Mexican bitch on the 27<sup>th</sup> of October in Dildo, Canada. Unfortunately for him, his recorded existence in the town was scrubbed out of history leading to many theories among <s>schizos</s> fellow high I.Q. conspiracy theorists. It is unknown why Enrique's existence was censored out of history but many hints lead a lot of people to believe that something "terrible" happened in his past that led to full blown disdain towards him and becoming an enemy of Canada. Many theories exclaim that it could have possibly been done due to something related to Enrique's awakening of the Vermilion King's gene within him after Enrique physically turned 19 years old which led to him and Bean Khan committing [[File:CENSORED.png|52x52px|link=]].

Moving onto the future, when the geographical location was taken over by the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety HQ in the 6<sup>th</sup> Millennium after the fall of Canada. It gained a population of like 1,000 people... which is like the same as what it was in present day. Despite the population, the reputation itself is bigger than that darling! This place has the “Dildo Brew Pub” where you can get a beer and maybe, just maybe, get a freaky-ass cuntlicking kiss from the bartender, eh? And the dildo-marina (Oooh what a sexy name) where you can moor your boat and get a little "oar"-soisement! This place is 4.5 kilometers in diameter which is enough to spread out the less than a 1000 people here like peanut butter on a sandwich. It has other stuff like Dildo Bait n Stuff, and the Dildo Museum, and the best part, THE GREAT DILDO!!

This is also [[LIAM ALLEN|{{Color|e6a680|Liam Allen's}}]] favorite town as he constantly rides an 8-foot-tall dildo here across the entirety of the town. [[Nicotine The Rapper|{{color|#e6a680|Nicotine The Rapper}}]] met Uncle Ruckus here once.

<span style="font-family:Arial Black">'''<big><big><big>{{color|#e6a680|GALLERY}}</big></big></big>'''</span>

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[[File:{{{file|The Vermilion King.png}}}|{{{width|300px}}}|An old shattered picture of Enrique when he was just a young child in Dildo, Canada with his beloved pet Goodman's mouse lemur. It is said that this is the most cursed and enigmatic photograph ever taken and if anyone were to ever witnesses it, they will befall a gruesome and painful fate too hauntingly incomprehensible to even be able to explain. Good luck by the way lol you'll need it.]]
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