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{{Stub}} {{Infobox|image=Dankton.png}} '''Dankton''' is a member of the [[League of Gangstas]] and an ally of the Cheeto Man. He once put his name, “gangsta dankton” in sharpie and it was known for having weird crust on it. He pik it up and show to his gansta fren name markus (not watchdogs markus) he say “yo we watchin this TONITE.” He put it in xbox with the Cheeto Man and tv explode for 2 sec then boot up. Title say GANGSTA DANKTON in comic sans with fire gif. intro start with dankton ridin on a roomba holding glock 18, playin x gon give it to ya at full vol. he roll into krusty krab yellin “I AINT PAYIN NO TAXES” and toss grenade at cash register. mr. krabs scream in autotune. Then dankton go to chum bucket to recruit his goons but karen now just a nvidia gpu taped to toaster. she say “dankton ur too deep in the hood now.” but he ignore and calls up his army made of jellyfish with switchblades. he pull up on bikini bottom city hall on tricycle with minigun strapped on, start shootin at mayor (who is just 3 sardines in a trenchcoat). squidboi try stop him but get hit with frying pan thrown by gary. patrick fall from sky in lowrider shaped like starfish, start eatin cop cars like pacman. meanwhile soundtrack is just slowed down roblox oof remix. Final scene dankton press button labeled “REAL GANGSTER MODE” and whole town get chrome plated. bikini bottom turn into BIKINI BATTLEGROUND. nukes fall but they bounce off dankton's drip. he 1v1 godzilla and wins using fidget spinner made of knives. last shot is him sittin on throne made of krabby patties with shades on, sayin “dankton don’t die… he respawns.” screen goes black and only sound is vine boom followed by windows xp shutdown noise. shit was art. ==Gallery== <gallery> DanktonsRevenge.webp </gallery>
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