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{{Infobox |title =Craxx |image = Noshouldeers.png|mouth breather |imagegallery = |Row 1 title = Aliases |Row 1 info = * DJ Shadewblad (prior to stealing the current name: Cyraxx from Scrubbalo) * Virus (also stolen from Scrubbalo) * Skxrface * Globlin |Row 2 title = "Professions" |Row 2 info = * Making Rap Music * Movie Making * Gaming * Game Developing * Grooming Children on the Internet and Play The Victim When Caught (This one is the most legit) |Row 3 title =Affliates |Row 3 info =Juggalos (formerly) <br>Erik Scrubbalo (former music partner) <br>Mbm <br>Tiffany (1st ex-gf) <br>Abby (2nd ex-gf) <br>Heather (3rd ex-gf) |Row 4 title =Abilities |Row 4 info =Racism <br>Drooling <br>Bug Hosting |Row 5 title = Weakness |Row 5 info = Not knowing what the clitoris is <br>Trolls |Row 6 title = |Row 6 info = |Row 7 title = |Row 7 info = |Row 8 title = |Row 8 info = |Row 9 title = |Row 9 info = |Row 10 title = |Row 10 info = }}Cyaxx, known by his biological name Chance Wilkins/Chance Arntzen, is an attic goblin residing in Akron, Ohio, who claims to be a professional rapper/gamer. He has become notorious for his retarded antics and pedophilic tendencies. His personal hygiene is extremely neglected, evidence of this can be seen by the bugs crawling on his body and the moths flying out of his beard. He also went to the hospital once because his penis was swollen from bed bug bites and excessive goon sessions. One could also suspect that he frequently shits himself due to the excessive amounts of coffee/energy drink sludge he consumes, absolutely wrecking the muscles of his raxussy. He has been caught multiple times sending nude pictures to people he thought were underaged fans, and if he's mad enough at you he'll come onto your stream and flash you with his goblin dick and start raxxturbating. He calls the cops all the time because of the online buwwying, even though he has brought all of this on himself and the cops have told him multiple times to stay off the internet to stop the drama once and for all. In 2012, a then 22-year-old Cyraxx would be arrested for strangling his grandmother Sally after she told him he couldn't run away to meet his internet girlfriend. However, Sally, being one of Cyraxx's primary enablers simply from being too old for this shit, decided not to press charges out of pity for the rage-filled goblin. He claims to be an "e-racer" even though he plays on the easiest modes possible in racing games and still drives like [[Spongebob is fucking stupid|Spongebob]]. Like most pedophiles, Cyraxx is also a [[Weeaboos|weeaboo]] and is a fan of animes such as My Hero Academia and Spy x Family. Cyraxx is notorious for plagiarizing the works of others, from stealing art to using people's music without crediting them. However, his most notorious case of plagiarism was when he copied an entire novel and attempted to sell it off as his own. Ironically, he gets mad when trolls attempt to steal his shitty "music". Sometime between his late teens and early twenties (the exact age is unknown as Cyraxx stayed in high school until he was 23), Cyraxx got into trouble for molesting a half-blind clasmate named Billy (who would have been in his late teens, either 16 or 17) while they were having a sleepover. No charges were ever filed, all that was left was Billy's scarred memories of being touched by a goblin. Cyraxx, being a lying retard, then turns around years later and claims that it was Billy who molested him, and the the school got him intro trouble instead of Billy because Billy was still underage at the time. This is obviously false, but Cyraxx, much like users such as [[Birdie]], loves to play the victim. Hell, if Cyraxx decides to his change pronouns and started making shitty animation memes he might get loaded off of chronically online twitter users feeling bad for him. [[File:Cyrax and heather 1 - first gf (1).png|thumb|Raxxo-Raxxo likes 'em big and chunky]] His long-time enemy is a man known by his internet persona Music Biz Marty, who originally had some sympathy for Cyraxx. However, this sympathy was short-lived after learning of his goblin activies, and soon Marty decided that it was for the greater good of humanity to fuck with him instead. If anything bad happens to Cyraxx he'll blame it on Marty, even when he's not associated whatsoever with whoever decides to troll him. As Japanese slop has rotted his brain, Cyraxx genuinely believe that Marty is a real-life yandere who is targeting him out of anger of being rejected. == Cyraxx makes brown sludge CAUGHT ON CAMERA!!!!! == [[File:Cyraxx goes poopoo.mp4|none|thumb]] [[File:Cyraxmugshot.png|thumb|His mugshot of when he was arrested for granny-strangling]] ==In-Universe== [[Fanboy]] and [[Chum Chum]] stumbled upon his house after reading on Google Maps that his house was a restaurant serving authentic goblin cuisine. However, upon arriving, they were chased around the neighborhood by Cyraxx, since he loves middle-school-aged kids. Thankfully they were easily able to outrun him, as Cyraxx is a nearly anorexic midget. One would think that [[Mamamax]] would take interest in Cyraxx, especially since he's such an outspoken sex pest. However, he is too busy jacking off to fat goth bitches to care about the children. Later he appears as the sex offender who gropes [[Filia]]'s ass in the opening cutscene, only to get [[Vore|vored]] by [[Samson]]. ==Trivia== *Unlike most pedophiles, Cyraxx has a broad amount of things he jerks off to besides children, such as fat women and Ed, his grandmother's boyfriend. His search history suggests that he may be a Coffin of Andy and Leyley fan, as [[incest]]-related searches have been observed. (To be fair, stepfather and stepson ''technically'' wouldn't be incest since they aren't blood-related, but it's still trashy as hell and something deserving of being made fun of) *Despite being severely deformed he is surprisingly not inbred. *His actual mother is dead from setting her house on fire while trying to cook, while his father is a registered sex offender tranny who also loves little kids. *He has been disowned by one of his former stepfathers, which is why some refer to him as "Arntzen" rather than "Wilkins". *He has been observed to hawk tuah at the camera when angered. [[File:Cyraxx-spitting-cyraxx.mp4|none|thumb|raxx-tuah!!!]] *Ed has a noticably rotund abdomen, Cyraxx could have impregnated him while re-enacting his stepfather-on-stepson fantasies *According to a delusional ex-girlfriend (yes, this man has had sex with real women) who wanted to leech off of Cyraxx's potential wealth as a rapper, He likes to pop bed bugs and smell the blood. *There are at least five videos of himself raxxturbating, four of which are traditional jerking off while one is him crushing his penis with a vice. [[Category:YouTuber]] [[Category:Retards]] [[Category:Midgets]] [[Category:Ugly]] [[Category:Gooners]] [[Category:Weeaboos]] [[Category:Rappers]] [[Category:Autistic Rapist]] [[Category:Villains]] [[Category:Did sex]] [[Category:Meanies]] [[Category:Pedos]] [[Category:Dumbass]] [[Category:PISS]] [[Category:Juggalos]] [[Category:Funny Internet Men]] [[Category:Screamers]] [[Category:Poo Eaters]] [[Category:Stinky]] [[Category:Morbious]] [[Category:Ultimate Life F'rms]] [[Category:Uncircumcised Characters]] [[Category:Deceased Characters]] [[Category:Streamers]] [[Category:People With a Fat Fetish]] == Comments == thank you for this post <br />-- me 11:59, 25 February 2026 (EST) thank you for this post <br />-- me 11:59, 25 February 2026 (EST)
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