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<big>HE WILL ALWAYS BE A GEM</big><blockquote>this universe is mine.... I Am <big>COB</big> Here</blockquote> [[File:Cobson.png|thumb|[[Xenomorph|The perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by it's hostility]]]] '''Jobe Smith''', also known as '''Cobson''' is the gemmiest gem in this world. He eats other jaks like worthless little bugs! Harharhar har! (except the [[Babyjak|babyjaks]] and [[Jacobson]] and other caca material) == History == He was created by a [[Vinesauce joel|swede]] 4chan user or something Jobe was originally a gardener with a severe mental handicap, who was apparently abandoned to the care of an abusive, hypocritical priest at an early age. The priest's brother was more sympathetic, and employed him in his gardening business. As an adult, Jobe's only real friend was a young boy named Peter Parkette, the son of a family whose garden he tended. One of Peter's neighbors was Dr. Lawrence Angelo, a researcher with virtual reality pioneer Virtual Space Industries. Angelo saw potential in Jobe, realizing that the technology he was working on could help Jobe achieve (and perhaps even exceed) a normal level of intellect. Jobe responded well to the treatment, and before long his intellect had even exceeded Angelo's own, giving him the ability to rapidly create and manipulate virtual worlds in the blink of an eye. He also gained much-improved social skills and subsequently began a relationship with a rich woman named Marnie. The virgin furry pedo known as [[Rewrite sonic|Sonic.exe]] was so inspired by cob, he would end up stealing his quote and ended up invading cyberspace faster than him, with his only spin, being to cater to children and the sonic fan base instead of being his own digital demon. [[File:Crature nown as piggy apple spotted in ohio 1feglf1.mp4|left|thumb|Cobson warning the public about sightings of Piggy Apple in Ohio]] [[File:Cobbycobcob.mp4|thumb|the gem that saved the sonichu comic]]
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