Editing Coal

[[File:Touhou2soyjaksparody.png|thumb|An example of coal, themed after the garbage [[Project Touhou]] ]]
coal is the mineral used to burn, and are powerful fire starters. They are also smell like shit and breathing smoke created by it can damage your brain and even be lethal. It is still used as a global fuel source but at the cost of poisoning the globe.


[[Santa claus]] gives to children when they're naughty, but nowadays gives it to a [[Sharty tripod|certain a group online,]] who see them as an anathema, due to kids and their parents finding good use for them.


It is also the terminology the soyjak party uses to describe bad poor quality soyjaks, The opposite of a [[Gem]] which are good high quality soyjaks. Brimstone is coal taken to its -est.
[[File:Supercoal.jpg|thumb|An example of [[Spaicy project|brimstone]] made by [[LoulouVZ|some bitch]]]]
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