Editing Balkan Brawl: The Eternal BBQ Showdown

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{{Infobox game
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|developer = Cevapcici Games
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|engine = Jiggle Balls Engine 9+
|platforms = • Gaystation 5<br>• [[Bluey Xbox Series X|Xbox Series X]]
|genres = • Action<br>• Fighting Simulator<br>• Cooking<br>• Gay Sex<br>• Homophobia
|modes = • Single-player<br>• Multi-player<br>• Online multi-player
|release_date = Soon
|rating = 18+
|reviews = positive
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'''Balkan Brawl: The Eternal BBQ Showdown''' is an upcoming fighting cooking simulator that turns Balkan rivalries into an intense and action-packed battle for barbecue glory. Developed by indie studio ''Cevapcici Games'', this wild brawler is set to launch on the Xbox Series X and the much-anticipated Gaystation 5. However, it won’t be available on the Nintendo Switch due to concerns that the console lacks the necessary power to handle the game’s intense barbecue action.

In Balkan Brawl, players dive into a fast-paced, grill-fueled showdown where Croatia and Serbia and whatever the fuck else is down there compete to claim the legendary Golden Chicken Nugget — an artifact said to grant its owner ultimate barbecue skills.

== Playable Characters ==
=== Croatians ===
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Image 
! style="width:100px;" | Name 
! style="width:100px;" | BBQ Named 
! Special Attack
|-
| [[File:Ivan-boiiiii.jpg|200px]] || [[Ivan Čulina]] || The Meat Maestro || TBA
|-
| [[File:Kittijan.png|200px]] || [[Kristijan Valjavec]] || Grill Monster || • '''Monster Surge'''
&nbsp;Kiki taps into the raw power of endless Monster Energy consumption, causing his veins to glow neon green. This ability grants Kiki hyper-speed movement and attack for a short period. His stamina becomes limitless, and his attacks deal electric damage, shocking enemies with every punch. After the effect wears off, Kiki's eyes glow with sleepless intensity, and his movement speed remains slightly enhanced.
<br><br>• '''No-Sleep Insomnia Mode'''
&nbsp;Kiki embraces the power of never sleeping. His body enters a permanent state of hyper-awareness, making him immune to stuns, slows, and other status effects caused by fatigue or exhaustion. In this mode, time seems to slow down for him, allowing him to dodge attacks with inhuman reflexes. His enemies, on the other hand, are plagued by an aura of tiredness, reducing their reaction times and making them feel sluggish.
<br><br>• '''Ass Blaster: Spank of Doom'''
Kiki delivers a devastating, physics-defying smack to his opponent’s behind. The force of the spank creates a shockwave that knocks enemies in a radius around him off their feet, leaving them stunned and embarrassed. If the spanked enemy is airborne when hit, they’re launched across the battlefield, creating an opening for Kiki to chain combos or reposition himself. The sheer humiliation inflicted by the Spank of Doom lowers the enemy's morale, reducing their damage output for a limited time.
|}

=== Serbians ===
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Image 
! style="width:100px;" | Name 
! style="width:100px;" | BBQ Named 
! Special Attack
|-
| [[File:Aleksa.jpeg|200px]] || [[Aleksa P.]] || Serbian Culinary Ninja || • '''Garlic Bread Barrage'''
&nbsp;Aleksa unleashes a flurry of garlic bread slices that fly toward opponents. The slices deal damage and leave a lingering garlic scent that reduces enemies' attack speed for a short duration. This ability not only inflicts damage but also makes it harder for opponents to retaliate.
<br><br>• '''Kosovo Je Srbija'''<br>
&nbsp;Aleksa channels his national pride with this rallying cry, empowering himself and nearby allies. When activated, he gains a temporary boost in attack power and speed, while allies receive a smaller buff, enhancing their combat effectiveness for a limited time.
<br><br>• '''Spicy Meatball Roll'''<br>
&nbsp;Aleksa transforms into a giant rolling meatball, charging forward and knocking down any opponents in his path. This attack deals substantial damage and sends enemies flying, giving Aleksa a chance to follow up with more attacks while they’re vulnerable.
|-
| [[File:Serbiagranni.jpg|200px]] || Serbian Chips Granny || Србија до победе ||
• '''Chili Chips Chip-Away'''<br>
&nbsp;Fires a flurry of chili flavoured orange daggers at the opponent either from the sky or from her side, firing sideways. The firing will burn the opponent for 10 seconds.
<br><br>• '''Serbian Secret Art of Summoning the Crazy Frog'''<br>
&nbsp; She summons Crazy Frog from her Facebook feed on her smart phone, and for 30 seconds he goes bananas as an assistant with his own uncontrollable control.
<br><br>• '''Punishment'''<br>
&nbsp; She sends the victim to the Shadow Realm where she smacks your bottom harder than Keemstar punches his gf's face, and then forces you to eat her soup for all of eternity. Creating an insta-kill.
|}

===North Macedonians===
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!Image 
! style="width:100px;" |Name
! style="width:100px;" |BBQ Named
! Special Attack
|-
|[[File:PngItem 4938558.png|200px]]
|Mumkey Jones
|Wheel Of Cursed Meals Champion
|• '''Edgy Parodies'''
&nbsp;Mumkey makes a video making fun of Romanian theft statistics, Croatian's bloodlust to rival Nazi Germany, Greek's tremendous debt and increasing homelessness, and many other Balkan stereotypes, angering the other patriotic fighters into losing control of themselves.
<br><br>• '''Madea Copyright Strikes'''<br>
&nbsp; The attack begins with Green Madea and her lawyers ready to splat Mumkey Jones with a video take down, only for Mumkey to pass the Madea video he made onto his victim, giving the victim massive damage and disabling their special attacks for 1 and a half minutes .
<br><br>• '''Suicide'''<br>
&nbsp;Mumkey Jones forfeits his life, putting himself into a giant BBQ coffin to be roasted alive.
|}

== Playable Honorary Balkan Characters ==
In the Naš Zemlja/Наш Земља (our world) DLC characters of honorary balkan countries around the world, like Portugal, are playable. It's similar to the Слава славянам (Slava slavyanam/Glory to the slavs) DLC, with non-balkan slavic characters.
===Chileans===
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!Image 
! style="width:100px;" |Name
! style="width:100px;" |BBQ Named
! Special Attack
|-
|[[File:natasgle.png|200px]]
|[[Natalie]]
|Caranchoa
|• '''All or Nothing'''
&nbsp;Natalie tosses an indeterminate amount of playing cards and coins at the opponent, the amount and begins to bargain how much life she would take or give to the opponent. Then they play one quick round of blackjack. If she wins, she deals double the damage to the opponent she would initially take, if she lost she loses the bidding HP.
<br><br>• '''Soundcloud Mixtape'''<br>
&nbsp; She forces others to listen to her alternative music she made and released on Soundcloud, Stunning them and taking chipping damage.
<br><br>• '''Giant Anchovie'''<br>
&nbsp;She brings out a giant dead catfish, many times her size and uses it to smack others into the sky, dealing massive amounts of damage and would send them flying far, doing a home run if their HP is low enough to kill them with said attack.
|}

=== Mexicans or something ===
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!Image 
! style="width:100px;" |Name
! style="width:100px;" |BBQ Named
! Special Attack
|-
|[[File:Satoko.png|200px]]
|Satoko houjou fan
|El Perrito Super Gordito Comedora
|• He braps on everyone and instantly kills them
|}

==Skins==
Skins are obtainable by completing missions.

===Ivan Čulina===
{| class="wikitable"
!Image
! style="width:100px;" |Name
! style="width:100px;" |Ability
! style="width:100px;" |Required points
|-
|[[File:babushka-ivan.jpg|200px]]||Baba Ivan||Dangerous stick||100 points (Available in the Deluxe DLC)
|}
=== Kristijan Valjavec ===
{| class="wikitable"
!Image
! style="width:100px;" |Name
! style="width:100px;" |Ability
! style="width:100px;" |Required points
|-
| [[File:Kristijan_wifu.png|200px]]||Femboi Kiki||UwUlicious Sparkle||500 points / Premium
|-
|[[File:Furry-kiki.jpg|200px]]||Furry Kiki ||Sigma Howl||250 points
|-
|[[File:Kikiriki.jpg|200px]]||Kiki the Kikiriki||Gives enemy peanut allergy||1000 points / Ultra Rare
|}

===Aleksa P.===
{| class="wikitable"
!Image
! style="width:100px;" | Name
! style="width:100px;" |Ability
! style="width:100px;" |Required points
|-
|[[File:Garlic_hleb.PNG|200px]]||Garlic Hleb||Stinky Breath||50 points
|}

=== Satoko houjou fan ===
{| class="wikitable"
!Image
! style="width:100px;" | Name
! style="width:100px;" | Ability
! style="width:100px;" |Required points
|-
|[[File:WhatsApp_Image_2025-04-06_at_00.25.03.jpeg|200px]]||Satoko houjou fan from the live action movie||Realistic bosy meat waves||1 point (easy)
|}

{{Balkans}}
[[Category:Balkans]]
[[Category:Video Games]]
[[Category:Nacho Articles]]
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