Editing Ayumu Kasuga

<blockquote>"AMERICA YAAAAAA"</blockquote>

[[File:Gins6O5XQAAuLY5.jpg|thumb|Osaka whilst she's in her 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 mode]]

'''Osaka''' (''not to be confused with '''[[Margaret Thatcher]]''''') is a supporting antagonist in the Fanboy & Chum Chum series. She is the adopted son of [[Zigra]] and stepsister of [[Basil]], and was secretly a friend of [[Super robo-patriot]] until they stopped being friends after she became a ruthless dictator. It is possible that he was the one who taught her about the United States. She is very retarded, mad and dances to songs like [https://youtu.be/ErkH4K39UrI?si=K9UPWr8ml9uzkqJG this]. Not only that, but she is [[Incest|sexually attracted to her brother]], to the point that she pretends to get stuck in places no ordinary human would ever get stuck in. These include, but are not limited to:

* a refrigerator

*a fishtank

*a microwave

*a toaster

*a washing machine

*a chello case

*the chello itself

She is also extremely prone to shitting and peeing her pants, much to both her father and brother's annoyance.

[[File:Osaka is prone to shitting herself.jpg|alt=Lmaos|thumb|Osaka is prone to shitting herself, note she shouted fecalfunny, possibly hinting her being a fan of YouTube streamer: [[Vinesauce joel]]]]

== Running for president ==
[[File:4ocqn6daklwc1.jpg|alt=Uhhhhhh|thumb|Osaka giving a speech]]
Osaka ran for president in July 2028 and managed to beat [[Donald Trump]], becoming the first ever female president of the United States. She quickly became a dictator and ruled the country with an iron fist before being stopped and overthrown a month later by [[Biggie Cheese|Biggie Cheese,]] [[Otis|Otis,]] and [[Paul Blart]].

It is rumored that while she was president she turned the white house into her personal toilet.

== Connections with Vanguard and Blackrock ==
Osaka currently (2001-2012) holds the largest stock shares of [[wikipedia:Dow_Chemical_Company|DOW chemical]], [[wikipedia:Lethal_Company|Lockheed Martin]], and [[wikipedia:Toyota|Toyota]].

Using the leverage of her wealth, she has lobbied the [[wikipedia:Walmart|United States]] government to start wars and instability in the middle east to artificially increase her held stock values.

Through constant warmongering, Osaka has made several connections with that of [[wikipedia:Happy_Merchant|Larry Silverstein]], [[wikipedia:Baphomet|Larry Fink]], [https://skullgirlz.wiki/index.php/Alien Rob Kapito], and [https://soyjakwiki.net/Rapeson Jeffery Epstein]; These individuals were confirmed to be sharing insider information. ''Note: During [[wikipedia:2014|2003]], Jeffery Epstein acquired five [https://soyjakwiki.net/Gem chaos emeralds], sharing one with Osaka. She probably ate it or something idk it just went missing after that.''

Several atomic weapons have been commissioned under her name and have been sent to [[wikipedia:USS_Liberty_incident|Israel]].

== Life as a Mafia Boss ==
[[File:Gansta.webp|alt=aughhh|thumb|Osaka at the height of her power ]]
[[File:Lol shes black now.jpg|thumb|Osaka after being overthrown and cursed by [[Kyle]] for shits and giggles.]]
1 week after being relieved of duty. She became a powerful, ruthless mafia leader, rivaling [[Loadsamoney]]. But her life as a mafia leader was as quick as it came, as she was eventually caught by [[Paul Blart]] due to her lack of leadership skills and not knowing what the hell a turf is. As punishment, Kyle made her the very thing she swore to destroy.

== Coup d'état ==
Wanting to be white again, she joined forces with [[Raven beak]] to take over the world, so that she could become white once again, and with the help of [[Mortimer]], they attempt a coup d'état against the US. Unfortunately for them, they got their shit kicked in by The [[Science Special Search Party]] and [[The Shadow Thieves]]. 


Raven beak managed to escape the onslaught, but Osaka ended up being thrown in jail. 

== Escape from jail ==
She later escaped from jail with the help of [[Basil]] and proceeded to force Dr. Andonuts, at gun point, into making her white again, overcoming that problem momentarily. Meanwhile she sought revenge against [[Paul Blart]] by hiring [[Dennis]] to kill him. However Dennis ended up getting his ass handed to Paul Blart and [[Rewrite sonic|Sonic the Hedgehog]]. Dennis spilled the beans about who his employer was. Sonic raced to the address to save Dr. Andonuts through a speedy break in, and kicking Osaka in the stomach as if she were pregnant, without giving her enough time to comprehend that she was being attacked. Andonuts took revenge for the maltreatment by giving her revitiligo, mortifying her.

==New government rules if Ayumu Kasuga if she became president: == 

*Ban Homework.
*Ban the Muffin-man song
*Less restrictions for gamble-maxxing.
* Kill all black people.
*Bans Xenogenders and replace it with the best ones like Pee/Pee, Shid/Fard, Poo/Poo and ect related with these type of pronouns.
*She and the government will focus on collecting the [[Rangs]] of Power and Chaos Emeralds
*Replace the USA national anthem with runaway by Kanye West.
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