Editing Anai

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Sota Arai(Japanese Dub)}}

Anai is a Japanese Badger who is a firm believer in the god Pinkerton as well as the god Mort, and is also a fan of them (BASED). He is responsible of the internet breakdown and the support of [[Eric Cartman]] in the events of Skullgirls 2/Xrds . He also has a treehouse which is the base of [[卐 Le fr*cking E🅿️IKØ Gaymürs A.K.A. The π Male L.O.S.E.R.S. 卍 ⚠️ No Normies Allowed ⚠️|The L.O.S.E.R.S]]

art in the right is made by Gosofo.

== Biography ==

=== Origins ===
Anai was born to a middle income family and went to a elementary school with many friends however when Middle School started, everyone was annoyed of him for snitching all time and became the weakest person in PE that nobody wanted as his partner and another factor is that he was addicted into watching Naruto 24/7. He got his first IPhone in the 8th grade and began cyber bullying everyone that wasn't his friend. [[Beowulf]] was the last person to abandon him at the end of Middle School. At High school he met his future girlfriend Hakumi who was the nicest person he ever talked to, they began dating when college started and the point when Anai got his degree and got a job at  Carrier Man Trading Co., Ltd..

=== The Mysterious Army ===
He was actually the worst employee in there actually, he abused several coworkers and threaten them to tell the Boss or get them sued. He only played Paper.Io2 on his computer all the time and never did any work like sending memes on Gmail to people who are very busy. One day Kabae told him to calm down and tried to be friends with him but all he fucking did was tell her that he bullies her kids on Roblox. After that incident, nobody even tried talking to him which surprisingly made him happy like what the fuck dude you HAVE NO FRIENDS. The [[Pigmask Army]] approached the building and asked people to join the Army. [[Retsuko]], [[Fenneko]], and a few others join leaving Him, Haida, Kabae, and Resasuke(who became friends with him because both of them have Autism). Ton joined the group later which meant everyone was fired. When Hakumi found about this she broke up with Anai and kicked him out of the apartment meaning he was homeless for an hour but lived in [[Villager 420|Villager420]]'s Mothers House when she accepted him because of the job firing. Him and Resasuke made Goanimate YouTube accounts which made them very popular with lots of money. He never had sex with his gf though :(.

=== 2/Xrds ===
After that fiasco, he became invested in Weezer and became and Incel from [[Falco Lombardi|Falco]]'s Discord Server. There he met [[Eric Cartman]] on there and became quick friends. Anai also raided the Pigmask Army discord server and made their whole server dead. Unfortunately they leaked his address and Retsuko beated him so badly he needed stitches. Anai told Eric Cartman about this and became an enemy of the Pigmask Army. Later on during the series he helped Eric Cartman hack all systems in the Frightside about an important message that Johnny Test will kill them all if they don't hurry. Anai also made the Brainwasher for [[Fanboy]] to brainwash those who needed it which led to Fenneko being one of the victims. Anai is a criminally underrated character in this series so he really needs love OK.

=== GF Relationship ===
[[Ms Game and Watch]] though he was really hot and both of them was drunk at the time and they dated eachother that night. In the next day, they see each other on the bed and since Anai was seemingly nice, he officially accepted her as his girlfriend and they started dating ever since. This relationship is soon developed in the Lost Masters Arc and in the Space Saga when Anai rescues her from the clutches of [[Mr Game and Watch]]. Nowadays their relationship is dysfunction, and find it impossible to travel together. Because they arguing over petty things, with both insisting they want to do things their own certain way each time they need to do something. But they end up not doing those things in their particular and instead, escalate the arguments, feeding the vicious cycle. It even resulted in 2 separate gun fights. But neither of them have the balls to break up yet.

== Personality ==
He is a stalker like overboard stalking his previous coworkers and got jealous that Kabae got a better job than him. He's now nicer than before with a fresh attitude due to his girlfriend dating him.

== Relationships ==
* '''[[Eric Cartman]]-''' B.F.F
* '''Resasuke-''' Also B.F.F
* '''[[Ms Game and Watch]]-''' "Girlfriend"
* '''Hakumi-''' Ex Girlfriend
* '''[[Retsuko]]-''' His Crush that hates him
* '''[[Fenneko]]-''' Dumbass Friend(After the Hypnosis)
* '''[[Tsunoda]]-''' Enemy
* '''Kabae-''' Enemy(She doesn't even care for this man anymore L Bozo)
* '''Bubble Bass-''' Online Best Friend
* '''[[Ruby Rose]]-''' Friend
* '''[[Haida]]-''' So Haida wanted to make him to be a submissive cunt like himself and let women control him but Anai said fuck no to that and kicked his balls(They used to be friends until Haida was entering his arc)
* '''[[Unbeatables]]'''- Frenemies
* [[Cruel Fredrick|'''Cruel Fredrick''']]- Frenemies 
* '''[[Smol Fugo]]-''' Frenemies
* '''[[卐 Le fr*cking E🅿️IKØ Gaymürs A.K.A. The π Male L.O.S.E.R.S. 卍 ⚠️ No Normies Allowed ⚠️|The L.O.S.E.R.S.]]''' - The team he's in.

== Stand ==
His stand is Acne(にきび ''nikibi)'' which makes him go to his creepy form with ''Nikibi'' on to hack into someone's soul and make them scared for life. He got it from Eric Cartman and the only disadvantage is that he has ''Nikibi'' on which makes his face hurt.
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