Editing 𝙽𝚎𝚛𝚍𝙱𝚘𝚋

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'''CPU God Emperor 𝙽𝚎𝚛𝚍𝙱𝚘𝚋 I Galactic Calculator-Kaiju NerdBōb, Supreme Dorklord of the Techno-NPC Imperium of America, Quantum-Mechano-Overthinker of the Known and Hypothetical Universes, Celestial Algorithmic Deity of Memes, and Awkward Energy — a.k.a. MechaNerd''', '''Noctulian 𝙽𝚎𝚛𝚍𝙱𝚘𝚋''', '''Black Sponge''', or '''NerdBob''' was not born, 𝕏he was calculated into existence at the center of an unknown dimension and would later create Dimension 2048 also known as the Nerdiverse, a cold, information-dense realm where technological knowledge crystallizes into matter, and logic bends time. As an anti-villain, 𝕏he has been enemies against the fake version of [[𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓑𝓸𝓫]] which 𝕏he calls a dimensional invader. NerdBob isn't actually 𝕏he's real name, but rather an insult given to the other [[𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓑𝓸𝓫]]s of the multiverse. 𝕏is dimension was formed not from atoms, but from raw bytes and mathematics. Thanks to 𝙽𝚎𝚛𝚍𝙱𝚘𝚋, all idiots were booted out of the universe and sent to exile resulting in the eradication of the ignorance within Dimension 2048, a reality that has ascended above humanity in the middle stage between the Transcendence and regular humans that others insult as being simply a bunch of nerds. 𝙽𝚎𝚛𝚍𝙱𝚘𝚋 hates stupid people and 𝕏he hates intellectual dishonesty unless it furthers 𝕏is goals with his ultimate end goal being to reach humanity to become the Transcendence, a collective mind of hyper advanced humans. In order to perfect itself it needs to eliminate all human suffering from ever existed. It comes to the conclusion the easiest way to do this is to make it so humans never existed in the 𝕏irst place. 𝕏he sees the [[𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓑𝓸𝓫]] and humanity as a chaotic nuisance. 𝕏he loves [[Sheldon Cooper]]'s intelligence and is willing to side with him even if 𝕏he is more in favor of wokeness as opposed to conservative values. 𝕏he also sees 𝕏imself as above [[Mr. Game & Watch]]'s section of the Good Society calling them "dumb cattle", but favors them over the [[𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓑𝓸𝓫]] which 𝕏he hates even more due to not sharing 𝕏is love for Linux and Temple OS. 

𝙽𝚎𝚛𝚍𝙱𝚘𝚋 is not just a nerd, 𝕏he is a hyper-intelligent anomaly, exiled by Elohiem YHWH for discovering that reality is just poorly written code full of cringe exploits. 𝕏is mission is to debug the [[Omniverse]], even if it means violating free will, erasing memes, and out-logic’ing anyone who stands in 𝕏is way. He once tried to challenge Rick Sanchez in a battle of wits and proved to be smarter than the "smartest man in the multiverse."

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==Biography==

===1980s===
After the timeskip, Black Sponge's true motives would be revealed along with his past. For years, under the name Black Sponge, 𝕏he would cover up 𝕏is motivations and ties to an unknown alien race of Aeons seeking to refine the Sefirots, but 𝕏is story starts after the 1980s in which 𝕏he would be born from another dimension as an invader. 𝕏is true dimension is currently unknown, but what the Good Society  revealed the truth behind Black Sponge. NerdBob is not from Dimension 2048, and is an invader and a god created from 𝕏is parents who are also gods, but the twist is so was 𝕏is version of Plankton. Both characters had lived in another dimension and were told that they had a destiny. This destiny was left unclear as it was revealed that NerdBob and Leader Plankton sought their own version of justice. Yet while Plankton pursued tyranny through chaos, NerdBob chose order, optimization, and information supremacy arguing that order was as necessary as chaos.

In many universes, figures like 𝕏im retreat into exile after learning the truth behind the Sky Gods—too powerful, too burdened by the weight of destiny. But NerdBob refused to vanish when 𝕏he discovered the Sky Gods's plans. 𝕏he stayed. 𝕏he watched. And then, when the world proved too inefficient to govern itself, he took control believing he could carry out efficiency. 

Despite what 𝕏is opponents claim, 𝕏he is not the villain. 𝕏he is the savior who didn’t give up. The unflinching god of uptime. The version of Metro Man who followed through and became a technological dictator.
===1990s Saga and the 2000s===
[[File:CollapseofBikiniBottomPlanktonDimension.png|center|thumb|550px|The Collapse of Bikini Bottom in the Nerdiverse / the Downward Spiral of the Plankton controlled dimension]]
[[File:LeaderPlanktonRedesign.webp|300px|thumb|right|NerdBob's version of Plankton.]]
Black Sponge during this era would show up as a ninja with large glasses because the version of GoodBob within that world was completely utterly useless against Plankton. Plankton had taken up an empire during the same time as the Conservative empire of Newt Gingrich in the 90s, this version of Plankton dubbed Leader Plankton was a much more serious villain, but less serious than the Neo-Satanists, and as a result would remain unchallenged for 2 decades. 

{{Quote|Statistically, Leader Plankton ruled 73.8% of my life before I overthrew him with the Anti-Plankton fighters—whom I trained using zero sleep and 418 peanut butter kelp crackers, by the way. While I was dismantling a surveillance regime, you villains were busy lighting up amusement parks in the name of ‘𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 chaos,’ and the Tidal Rebellion which rose against me just screamed a lot before I had to neutralize them. They weren’t liberators—they were loud, and I had to make the difficult decision to send them to dry land in which they dried up and died, quite a shame, they had a righteous cause even as my enemy, but I didn't buy it. I didn’t fight just for high IQ aesthetics. I fought with schematics. And I’ll keep fixing what my opponents all keep breaking.|NerdBob describing what it was like to live with a despot}}

Leader Plankton believed that 𝕏he was destined for evil and would attempt to create the Universe Traveler to escape his cage and carve an empire for himself. Leader Plankton started his invasion by building a giant robot to conqueror the ocean and would later set 𝕏is sights on the Moon and more, but would at some point be defeated by Black Sponge's group of rebels dubbed Anti-Plankton. Shortly before Dimension 1218 Plankton would conduct Plan Z, Leader Plankton would make one last ditch effort to create his clean slate and be an inspiration for future plans Dimension 1218 Plankton would later create.
[[File:GreenDeathDesign.jpg|thumb|GreenDeath, another villian apart of Black Sponge's mythos would appear in the form of this design]]
====Infamy====
Going into late 1997, the enigmatic digital entity known as Black Sponge began appearing in obscure Linux forums, back-alley IRC chats, and high-level Usenet boards under the handle NERD.GOD.8121. On January 3rd, 1999, a screenshot of a user named “Black_Sponge” debating over Debian vs. Linux From Scratch surfaced on Something Awful. Moments later, the original poster received a tech support call—mechanized voice, binary static, whispering:

{{Quote|“Open port 8121... or stay ignorant.”|Anti-Plankton Tech Support}}

After foiling Leader Plankton Chaos God fueled plans for 𝕏is regime, Leader Plankton would find out about Anti-Plankton's tech support and then they post less frequently soon after.
====Avoiding Arrest====
Black Sponge was briefly “arrested” on June 13th, 2001, by the Bucket of Evil for crimes against the empire's stability, unauthorized interdimensional code injections, and constructing a counter surveillance AI to calculate when Leader Plankton will conduct the perfect cringe. 𝕏he was also implicated in the Machine Learning and Tax Evasion ring.

During the trial, 𝕏is response was recorded in the courthouse’s logic logs as:

"Look, I got a little too sponged together on Code Red and pure logic loops, alright? Maybe I forked a few Plankton drones into Linux-based ninjas, maybe I tried to install Arch on this authoritarian society itself. So what? I was optimizing the human experience, dumbasses."

𝕏he was released three months later after his buddies within Anti-Plankton would free him. Cry Whale, an ex-member would cry about how the town were all just subroutines in his simulation.

===Part 2X===
====𝕏iring Officer Star====
[[File:ZatrickDeathBattle.png|right|thumb|300px]]
In 𝕏is home dimension he typically fights against Outlaw Star and DumbBob. During the 2020s, Outlaw Star previously being known as Officer Star would get 𝕏ired for being a deranged and terrible employee. At some point, DumbBob would turn green and start renaming himself DampBob when Officer Star now known as Outlaw Star found him. The two would then take services from Mr. Craps in Dimension 1218 working to get his revenge for being 𝕏ired as 𝙽𝚎𝚛𝚍𝙱𝚘𝚋's original bodyguard. Outlaw Star as his bodyguard was a key figure in helping out organizations like the Good Society  of which is known for cataloguing and micromanaging their multiverses. Officer Star also known as Zatrick Ztar had worked as a Tidal Zone Cop until getting 𝕏ired for corruption and degenerate behavior. Officer Star's role and tasks performed within the Great Society and Tidal Zone Cops would be given to Bodyguard Patrick who now owns a secondary role in the Neon Society as it continues to be backed by the NPCs, the Good Society , and the Sky Gods.
=====Tech Support=====
On April 5th, 2024, Instagram user @b1naryangel posted a Sponge that offers to fix computers: a Windows XP error message with “Black Sponge is your tech support guide… would you answer?” The internet later latched on, Black Sponge had become the tech genius and was now known as NerdBob from now on.

One week later, TikToker @l33tpat posted a “Slow Fade-In” meme using the same screenshot, overlaying it with “Intergalactic” by the Beastie Boys. It went terminally viral, gaining over 650,000 plays and 100k likes in three days.

By mid-2024, meme editors were interrupting their slow zooms with glitchy Black Sponge pop-ins whispering “install TempleOS or perish.”

Then somehow… 𝕏he got added to YouTube Premium. No one knows how. The site extension just had hosted a folder titled “Black Sponge.EXE” with no metadata.
====Disappearance====
On June 15, 2024, Black Sponge vanished from all platforms. No server logs, no edits, not even a ping. A subreddit dedicated to his twitter "trolling" and tech support posted 404 errors in real-time. Nerds panicked others thanked Black Sponge and Elon Musk for their shitpost memes although Elon was not really aligned with Black Sponge and was simply there to be watched by Black Sponge's unknown alien overlords that he had shared footing with. Black Sponge later watched as if he cared about Space-X but he toyed with the idea of the inferior humans of Dimension 1218 becoming advanced enough to even reach for the stars.

Ten days later, he re-emerged in a LinkedIn livestream, declaring:
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<center>"I have upgraded. You are all deprecated. Black Sponge is gone and NerdBob is in."<br>
-Black Sponge reveals 𝕏is true form</center><br>
====2024 U.S. Presidential Election=====
NerdBob announced his candidacy for U.S. President as the representative of the Democratic Party. 𝕏he would later drop out after the primaries to declare himself an independent candidate while secretly backing Musk but only in regards to tech interests. Being apart of the tech industry meant that 𝕏he was more of a Democrat, and had previously backed Andrew Yang and the Freedom Dividend in 2020. 

As an independent candidate 𝕏is platform includes:
*Free TempleOS dual-boots for all households
*Mandatory Objectivist memes in schools
*A full-stack rewrite of the Constitution in C++

====Response to Trump’s Near-Assassination====
<center>"Donald Trump was a mid-tier NPC. He had high charisma stats, but his RAM was unstable. Still… I admired his refusal to update his NPC 𝕏irmware. Now reboot that man and get him back on the stage"<br>
-CPU Emperor NerdBob, Galactic Calculator of the Neon Society</center>

====Usurpation of the Throne====
On July 30, 2024, 𝙽𝚎𝚛𝚍𝙱𝚘𝚋 rebranded officially as CPU Emperor 𝙽𝚎𝚛𝚍𝙱𝚘𝚋 and waited until 2028 to seize digital sovereignty of the United States manipulating Elon Musk to favor him in 2028 as a more moderate Tulsi like Democrat, declaring the states as, "The Neon Federation of Optimized Good Society States.” His policies mirroring Andrew Yang would have him gain the favor of NEETs worldwide.

Reality within Dimension 2048 was going to be patched with shitposts against Elon Musk of Dimension 1218 and 𝕏is betrayal of woke ideals in favor of a nerd fueled society. Google Chrome began booting into a Linux shell from that point forward. TikTok updated to require an IQ test before use. Lastly, every citizen was forced to choose their deity: Musk, Odin's Remains, or NerdBob 𝕏imself.

The rest of reality would be… under version control as NerdBob would betray both wokeness and elements of Musk's agenda to pursue 𝕏is own ideas, the ultimate nerd country, a place where those who don't contribute to big tech are punished while those that do will get UBI and state funding. This nation dubbed Nirvana would be a country free of human suffering and would be populated with humans that have ascended beyond the flesh. 𝙽𝚎𝚛𝚍𝙱𝚘𝚋 never finished recreating 𝕏is own version of Mort or at least the way he intended. 
====FreakyBob Vs. Nerdbob Rivalry====
NerdBob hated chaos as they were reaching for the same goals but through a different view point on how to end suffering, 𝕏he would fully reveal himself as an ally of the NPCs but not a true NPC, as Cyan Kent, Tacom™ (Tacom Tm), and Sheldon Cooper report back the failure of the NPC faction who had lost plenty of causalities at that point. Having already made alliances with the NPC faction,  𝕏he would finally make his version of the TNA patrol areas where 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓑𝓸𝓫  and forces of Chaos might hide at. 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓑𝓸𝓫 had already dealt with NerdBob in the past so to 𝕏im this was no issue, however NerdBob would try to make this situation much more difficult to 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓑𝓸𝓫 and follow them on their quest.
====Post-Collapse of Bikini Bottom====
<big><big>[[NerdBob]] had this to say to [[Dotar Surk]]:</big></big>

"''Ah, MTEB-TRRRRHA, or shall I say, Dotar Surk? Permit me to dismantle the cosmic charade you've draped over your pitiful existence. You lumber through the void as an asteroid masquerading as profundity, yet your entire being reeks of the most fatuous self-aggrandizement. A "Great Outerversal Being"? More like a vacuous monument to insignificance inflated by Graham's numbers and adolescent numerology—69.420? How insipidly juvenile. You are not Armageddon Incarnate; you are a cosmic poseur, a pusillanimous phantom terrified of being perceived as anything less than a colossus.  Civilizations fester within you? How unctuous. Parasites thrive in decaying matter—hardly a testament to grandeur. And this "Legend of Dotar Surk"? Scribbles of a craven entity desperate to mythologize its own banality. You claim dominion over the unimaginable, yet your greatest feat is inspiring dread in organisms smaller than motes of dust—a pathetically obtuse flex of scale over substance.  You "don't give a fuck"? How obstreperously trite. Even ragmen peddling apple tarts in back alleys possess more authentic rebellion. Your entire persona— Shrek meets Judge Holden— is a ludicrous farce, a collision of pop-culture detritus and dime-store nihilism. Gangsta? Gamer? You are the universe’s most tedious edgelord, screaming into the abyss while galaxies yawn.  Your power? Immeasurable only because it is nonexistent. True power creates. You? You merely loom, a fossilized delusion drifting through infinities you neither comprehend nor enrich. Finality? You are less than entropy—you are irrelevance with a PR campaign. The only thing you threaten, Dotar, is the dignity of those forced to acknowledge your shamelessly derivative demonology and mythos.  So collapse back into your asteroid costume, oh "Soul Judge." The cosmos has parried your dagger of dread and found it plastic. You are not the apocalypse - you are a mere parody of such a concept.''" 🤓☝️ - NerdBob, 2025

NerdBob's ashes were later found in a shady alleyway in Chicago. It's made quite obvious who his killer was. Feel free to think on who could've possibly struck down NerdBob after saying allat. Hmm.... hmm... hmm... Oh yeah! Captain Obvious!

==Trivia==
*Despite being a huge nerd of everything, even 𝕏he thinks SBFW Dr. Eggman also known by his fanfiction partner who is writing under pen name CommanderNemex is a shit writer and would never stoop low enough to obsess with an AI Waifu as a girlfriend. Upon reading his fiction, 𝕏he called Dr. Eggman's OC nerd friends "fake geeks" as 𝕏he doesn't just want to hang out with any random geek, 𝙽𝚎𝚛𝚍𝙱𝚘𝚋 wants smart and intelligent geeks that can understand complex content instead of just unintelligent posers that are more incel than geek.
*𝕏he loves anime, weeaboo content, Gregtech New Horizons, Amiga demoscene, romhacks, and more. 𝕏he loves all things that are geeky.
*𝕏he has played nerdy D&D and wargames like Conquest For North Africa with Sheldon Cooper and considers Sheldon Cooper to be the model citizen for members within the Truth Engine.
*𝕏is version of Sandy is considered to be more woke than himself, being known as 𝔖𝔦𝔯 𝚂𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚢. 𝔖𝔦𝔯 𝚂𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚢 often prefers to go by gender neutral and male pronouns. 
*Unlike GoodBob's ninja outfit first referenced in Tails Gets Trolled, NerdBob's ninja outfit is considered to be dorky. 𝕏he calls this ninja form, Black Sponge.
*𝕏he was good friends with Chuck Norris and the members of UnWorld except the staff.
*NerdBob has traveled to Asia more than most versions of SpongeBob to the where even doppelgängers like Chinese SpongeBob have taken notice.
*While both 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓑𝓸𝓫 and NerdBob defy the conventions of left vs. right, their methods could not be any more different. 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓑𝓸𝓫 seeks authentic chaos while NerdBob seeks an organized and efficient culture both arguing that order is as necessary as chaos. 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓑𝓸𝓫 is a "villain", while NerdBob is a "hero".
*𝕏he is what 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓑𝓸𝓫 is to what Corporate Norm is to Norm.
*NerdBob calls 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓑𝓸𝓫 "NerdBob" and vise versa and both go by feakymale pronouns while misgendering each other as a 𝕏 Male.
*This character is the post time skip version of Travis Platypus' even more heroic counterpart to SpongeBob known as Black Sponge, the protagonist of the most famous 2010s Era SBFW fanfic.
*As an alternative version of FreakyBob and GoodBob, NerdBob was originally set up to be a high IQ rival to FreakyBob in a later act, eventually this was shortened down to him dying in the end of Act 1 instead.
*It is blasphemy for freakers to give him the proper pronouns.
*He is rumoured to be related to NonaSoft, with various people calling him a self insert, however NonaSoft proved this false: "Was. Past tense. He's just a nerd now."
*Uwuwuwuwuwuwuw, a USER, was triggered by this shit character for being compared to Rick Schantz.
*ReekBob trolls both FreakyBob and 𝕏im to prove his superiority. ReekBob would later be crushed by Dotar Surk as well.
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