Editing Big Band (section)

=== Backstory ===
Ben Birdland has seen a lot in his time, including the worst of the Grand War and having sex with [[Your Mum!|your mum]]. But nothing was worse than what he saw as a cop in New Meridian. When he ran afoul of his crooked unit, he was fucking linched!!!

That would have been the end of Ben’s story if he hadn't drawn the ears of the Order No. 8. With little left to lose, he agreed to be rebuilt with their experimental procedures. Melded with the machinery that allows him to breathe a powerful array of pneumatic weaponry, he was reborn as “Big Band”; hornier than ever!

Now a senior member of Order No. 8, he’s become a father figure of sort to the younger Anti-Skullgirl soldiers. A firm believer in their cause, he has stayed with the project through its controversies and still sees his place on the front lines against the Skullgirl, and monsters alike. His technology may be dated, but he more than makes up for it with experience and fortissimo.

Big Band has fought the previous two Skullgirls: Nancy Renoir, alongside the [[卐 Le fr*cking E🅿️IKØ Gaymürs A.K.A. The π Male L.O.S.E.R.S. 卍 ⚠️ No Normies Allowed ⚠️|L.O.S.E.R.S]]. And Selene Contiello alongside [[Annie]], Fanboy, Chum Chum, [[Squigly]] and Biffy Jones.

Bro lived long enough to partake in stopping The [[Nikocado Avocado|Avogodo]]. 

He has participated in attacks against the Medici's slave trade alongside [[Delma]], [[Dr. Gastronomical II|Dr. Gastronomical]], Brain Drain and Valentine.

He also knows about Valentine's group, The Last Hope, based off his victory dialogue against her, including their fate since when he's put against Valentine and wins, he will start singing the "The Last Hope Blues."