Editing Ivan Čulina (section)

===Oskar===
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Oskar (also known as Oskini Panini, Ass-Car or 奥斯卡 ''[chinese: Àosīkǎ]'') is Ivan's secret child. He is also a spy for the german goverment, undercover as bartender. He is a few years older then his father, and Oskar in generell is old af 

On march 14, 2004 Ivan was running around Super Mario World. By an attempt to capture Tinkerbell he lost all his clothes after someone deleted the clothing dlc, making him running around naked.  Cringe.  After 20 meters he slipped on a lemon, which caused his pp to accidentally hit a pigeon. Ivan's dick is small enaugh to fit in a pigeon.

Weeks later the pigeon layed an egg, causing Oskar to hatch. 

Ivan left Oskar when he was 9 months old, because he beat him in FIFA. Oskar doesn't remember who his father is since he was too young, and the pigeon refuses to tell him, because pigeons can't talk. Years later Ivan met Oskar again because they work at the same place, Ivan refuses to tell him he is his father.

As half pigeon Oskar is able to lay eggs, it's proofen since he always carries two eggs in his pants (germans understand this joke)