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===Yoshi Commits Tax Fraud===
Why suck the interests of the IRS, those grey-suited loot goblins of the real world, when you can rebel and be a [[𝗗𝗮𝗿𝗸 𝗣𝗿𝗼𝗴𝗻𝗼𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗰𝘂𝘀|true villain]]? Doing your taxes is boring and are simply a means by Chuck Norris to get your money. Don't be like Kirby (whose IP was stolen for Kirby Does His Taxes anyway) always floating around with a blank stare, inhaling capitalism and spitting out compliance. Be like Yoshi, a tax-evading legend who carries IRS war crimes on his back and still never gets caught. Yoshi didn’t fill out Form 1099-B — he burned it and rode off on a motorcycle that he bought from WarioWare Inc using all the excess money he saved by not getting caught.