Editing Modest Bob (section)

=== Early Life ===
Modest Bob was born on Septemburary 69, 1915, in Sigma Land. He was originally created in a lab as an experiment, but was left on the side of a major highway after an accident in the DNA occurred, and they no longer wanted him. He was raised in the streets of Sigma Land by the skibidi gang. They took him in and taught him how to sigma. The skibidi gangs taught him vital life skills such as how to munt, how to edge, and how to freak. Although this was not Modest Bob’s nature, he tried his best to fit in. He was the outcast in the gang, because he was always trying to do good. To prove to the gang he was worthy, he worked at a gay strip club and not far after, became one of the worlds best strippers, making roughly 1 sexillion dollars per year. Keep in mind he was only 6 years old when this was happening. Everything seemed to be going great until one night, robbers broke into the strip club, stole all his money and burnt the place to the ground. This was a turning point in Modest Bob’s life. Modest Bob then devoted his life to being a respectable gentleman and to keep Sigma Land safe.