Editing Balalaika (section)

==== Cold War Saga ====

===== Early Life =====
Not much is known about Sofia's childhood except for the fact she took advice from her goofy ahh uncle who was a Marshal in the Soviet army. Her father however left to get the milk and got condemned from the country due to him liking capitalism due to this, Balalaika wanted to restore her families honor and decided to join the Russian Airborne unit, the VDV, instead of participating in the NPC Olympics. she began learning how to shoot a SVD Dragunov and she was stated to be the most accurate shot in her unit and later she would be sent to Afghanistan to fight in the losing Soviet Afghanistan war.  

===== Serving in the Afghan War =====
Balalaika was one of the thousands of troops fighting in the bikini bottom version of Afghanistan she would gain many kills in the name of her country and due to her sniper skills Sofia would gain her sigma nickname. 

During The attempted siege of OKB Zero she was captured by Mujahadeen and [[B.O.O.T.S.]] and she was given 3 options rat out her men's __cpLocation, become a sex slave for ShadeTheVulpix306 and other Deviantart users or be tortured. Sofia chose the 3rd option and what followed would be so brutal that even e245e would blush, the terrorists decided to throw her on the floor and pour molten KFC Deepfryer oil all over her body giving her Severe burns Sofia didn't even scream she just watched as the disgusting freaky loving Deviants turned her into a freak. The deepfryer torture would last for 3 whole hours straight before her men saved her. After the torture Balalaika gained the scars and she was discharged from the military after gaining the rank of Lieutenant [[File:BalalaikaKFCDeepfryeroilScars.jpg|thumb|Sofia after the incident|center]]
But Sofia wasn't fucking done yet as she yet again was Re-Drafted into the war Which is good for Balalaika as she LOVES WAR GRAHHHHH!!!. Balalaika would return to Afghanistan where she out of rage due to her scarred body began firing on any enemy she seen and yet again joined the soviet forces on the attack of OKB Zero where the soviets would regain their territories she would also begin interrogating prisoners of war and decided to threaten to use the KFC Deepyfryer oil method as a way to gain information and scare the prisoners. Sofia basically became a monster after the incident and her black force energy was off the fucking charts. Sadly during the end of the war her and her men would see a child entering enemy lines and the little bastard was walking thru a minefield so despite her commander yelling at her to obey orders she ran into the field to save the little shit She was later discharged for breaking an international cross-border agreement in order to save a child. [[File:BalalaikaAndHerTroops.png|thumb|Balalaika and her VDV unit moments before joining Hotel Moscow|center]]

After she and her unit were cast aside by the Soviet Union, they had no group to fight for, especially while living in impoverished conditions after the Soviet Union's dissolution in late 1991. At a cemetery for the funeral of a soldier who died due to "dirty money," Balalaika in her VDV uniform met her men there and proudly proclaimed that they could fight again under her leadership. Her men agreed and they joined [[Hotel Moscow]][[File:BalalaikaGetsDischarged.png|thumb|The reason why Balalaika got discharged|center]]