Editing Shames (section)

==SOMEHOW ACTUALLY FUN????? Shames==
Wario and Waluigi would go on to make several shames to piss off Chuck Norris, launching an all-out assault on the UnAnything Team’s sensibilities by mass-producing these flaming dumpster fires of entertainment within the UnUniverse, but despite this, Wario and Waluigi would carefully handcraft a few hidden gems within UnWorld. Waluigi in fact makes the worst shames of them all while Wario's shames are hit and miss, but mostly miss, any good shames from them are accidents from their Warioware and WickedWare "slaves."
===Yoshi Commits Tax Fraud===
Why suck the interests of the IRS, those grey-suited loot goblins of the real world, when you can rebel and be a [[𝗗𝗮𝗿𝗸 𝗣𝗿𝗼𝗴𝗻𝗼𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗰𝘂𝘀|true villain]]? Doing your taxes is boring and are simply a means by Chuck Norris to get your money. Don't be like Kirby (whose IP was stolen for Kirby Does His Taxes anyway) always floating around with a blank stare, inhaling capitalism and spitting out compliance. Be like Yoshi, a tax-evading legend who carries IRS war crimes on his back and still never gets caught. Yoshi didn’t fill out Form 1099-B — he burned it and rode off on a motorcycle that he bought from WarioWare Inc using all the excess money he saved by not getting caught.
===HaloBob GunPants===
Wario would, later on, enact an unironic heroic deed unintentionally - he resurrected dead franchises by Frankensteining them together into a caffeine-fueled chimera known only as HaloBob GunPants. The game starred SpongeBob as “Master Bob,” armed with a bubble sniper and pants that screamed every time you jumped. Set in a post-apocalyptic Bikini Bottom overrun by zombie jellyfish where it was also Step on Everyone's Foot Day and even Hell itself, players fought for XP, truth, and the last Krabby Patty on Earth. Ironically, some of the games (we don't talk about HBGP5: Wa) were kind of good. This enraged Ducky-Waluigi, who launched a smear campaign accusing Wario of "accidental competence."
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