Editing Reala (section)

==== The downward spiral in question ====
Wizeman became really depressed and started drinking. Meanwhile Reala had to get money by sleeping with random ass people in NYC or something. He liked having sex but it was getting boring after a while. In the meantime Reala was also responsible for getting groceries and shit for Wizeman because Wizeman was drunk as shit. Then one day Reala met someone he would never forget: Shadow the Hedgehog.

Shadow was the edgiest mf around. He was even edgier than Reala himself. Shadow trained Reala in the art of edge, and soon Reala became one of the edgiest edgers to have ever edged. Some say he's even edgier than [[Mr. Game & Watch]], maybe even more racist but he's only racist towards humans so who the hell knows.

Speaking of which, Mr. Game & Watch noticed Reala's sheer amount of edge one day, and the two duked it out. It was the edgiest battle of all time, where both foes traded edged blows and said shit that would make Twitter/X piss its pants. But eventually, Reala had to flee, as Mr. Game & Watch was just too powerful to beat. Reala made his ass back to Wizeman, who watched the whole fight and was really pissy cause Reala lost. Just when he was about to lash out at Reala again, the two were whisked away.