Editing Matt Sharp (section)

=== Weezer Era ===
After his boring childhood, Matt Sharp would leave to go to San Diego and form some unsuccessful bands that didn't do anything but produce really crappy music. One day, he would find Jason Cropper and the two became good friends and formed a band. This band eventually merged with Fuzz(Rivers and [[Patrick Wilson|Patrick's]] band) and all of them became the band Weezer. After some technical difficulties(which led them replacing Jason with Brian Bell) the album was released in 1994.

This led to Matt having fame and led some devious people approach him, one of them was [[Mr. Bean]]. Mr. Bean knew that Matt was the son of the furry god so the make him like his father, Mr. Bean gave him episodes of Tiny Toon Adventures, Sonic SATam, Looney Tunes, and probably more furry stuff to make him an actual furry.

Matt Sharp used this as a secondary personality but still continued and mad his own band, The Rentals, to become an actual band with '''HIS''' influence. Matt saw his new first album mediocre so he returned with Weezer but regretted this soon after. Rivers Cuomo was doing winy pedo songs(Described by Matt) and he was forced to make his bassist lines with them which led to the cinematic masterpiece Pinkerton. Matt Sharp hated the album so much so that he started having arguments with Rivers and became more unhealthy with his relationship with Sally Acorn.

Patrick and Bell was tired of Rivers emo depressing image and Matt's addiction of furry sex jokes but one of them had to leave so they kicked Matt Sharp and gave Rivers therapy to get him back in the right track. Matt Sharp would ignore it and continue with The Rentals with Maya Rudolph which he sexually harassed A LOT so much so that she had to file a restraining order on him. Nonetheless, he would sped everyday talking to Sally Acorn and he wanted her to return in the cancelled Sonic SATam. Luckily, DIC announced a new Sonic show which made Matt drop his balls but this was just a false alarm.