Editing Ivan Čulina (section)

==History==

*'''Between  245 and 66 million years ago:''' Ivan went back in time and was the first human ever to pet a dinosaur.
*'''1945:''' Ivan stuck his finger in Hitler's nose.
* '''2015:''' Ivan has captured Shrek and keeps him as slave.
*'''November 1, 2020:'''  At 2:30 p.m. Ivan was about to lose NNN after he saw the absolute sexiest photo to ever exist. Since failing NNN can be charged with death in east europe, he prayed to jesus to help him. Jesus then knocked on Ivan's door, he took Ivan to Disneyland, in hope it will distract his thoughts from nutting. Later that day, unknown to Ivan, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goat Dr. Dr. Dr. Danijel] tried to kill Jesus in some badass anime battle. "Ivan,... I am Satan", "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" was their conversation. Since Ivan wanted to ride the Buzz Lightyear Astro blaster so badly, he kicked his brother in the nuts. He is now castrated.[[File:NNNrapist.jpg|thumb|Picture he almost lost NNN by|275x275px]][[File:Isuskrist.png|thumb|Jesus helping Ivan|left|221x221px]][[File:Jesus-disneyland.png|center|thumb|Jesus and Ivan at Disneyland|234x234px]]