Editing Shames (section)

==How Shames Are Made==
[[File:WickedWareLogoearly00s.png|right|thumb|WickedWare LLC, Waluigi's more wicked and 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 counterpart to Warioware Inc. that creates 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 shovelware and 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 18+ shames]]
Creating a shame is simply the art of becoming a "shame developer", one that unfolds through a series of maliciously creative steps. It begins by corrupting an existing franchise—taking a beloved property like Pokémon, Zelda, or Mario and dismantling it from the inside, using NPC logic to do so. Beloved characters are replaced with AI-generated slop, while the inventory menu are filled with UnAds that crash the game on command. Next comes the injection of microtransactions directly into the plot, climbing a ladder costs $3.99, pausing the game requires a paid subscription, and even blinking is monetized at $0.99 per eye. Then, using some kind of reverse-psychological sorcery, Chuck then manipulates fan culture by making the game so aggressively broken and hateful that ironic defenders rush to its side, being forced to use their nostalgia for the good old days to generate profit from collective suffering, having known no other shames besides those of Norris (because everything else is actually a game instead). Finally, the abomination is "exported" onto [[Nintendo's Witch|Witch]] cartridges containing not games but instead forbidden curses encoded in COMPLICATED (or Evil BASIC). Once loaded, they crash systems, throw bricks at the player, and summon WaTrolls (themselves a clever ploy to denigrate the Wario Bros) to play G-Major versions of ''I am very glad, because I'm finally returning back home'' and spam WaTrollfaces across the screen showing you that you got scammed.

Somewhere in space, quite possibly in Undefeatable Palace, is the UnUniverse's largest Shame production facility by far, consisting of at least one entire pocket dimension, heretofore dubbed a ''plutocosm''. Here, shames are mass-manufactured by sleep-deprived interns and underpaid developers. Overseen by Captain 1 and Mr. Game & Watch who is his prime universe counterpart, these guys use the screams of banned speedrunners and MLG gamers that once cared about games to work in the factory and feel shame. Assets are ripped from underpaid interns who sign up for the company culture and then get "put on vacation" the next week. QA testing is performed by a blindfolded Toad with a Ouija board. The break room contains nothing but a broken gacha machine and a cursed vending machine that only dispenses overpriced snacks. Every console loaded into a shaming console emits toxic fog, the aforementioned WaTrollfaces, and a Terms of Service agreement that takes more than four hours to scroll through.
===Chuck Norris's Nintendo Blunders===
*Wii Music
*Wii Norris
*Wii Suck
*Wii Die Playing This Shitty Shame
*Paper Mario: Sticker Star
*Arby's Simulator
*Kirby Does His Taxes