Editing Marx (section)

==The Unholy Imp is Born==
{{Quote|It all started when I was born.....|Marx reflecting on his past experiences as a worthless imp}}
Long before his infamous betrayal of Kirby, Marx was born in Florida, Dream Land, under the banner of the Chaos Gremlins of Broward County, a land cursed with the creeping tyranny of Ohio. Ohio’s influence sought to suppress his antics with its unrelenting forces of normality: taxes, Midwestern politeness, and HOA regulations. These were the mortal enemies of all things unhinged, and Marx despised them with every fiber of his chaotic being. Within Flordia he would meet characters who later in life would take a different path and join the League of Gangstas within Nintendus County High, along with Pikachu, Cyber-Dee (who was there to research the school, since he already knows almost everything in the universe), and Wood Man. After moving to college, they would go on to do very little classwork, and spent their breaks doing graffiti on the college property, which was called Ninten-Tech Institute, an NPC Alliance funded school for NPCs that will be trained into becoming "characters" by going through a series of difficult classes lead the [[Nintendo|The UnAnything Team]]. After graduating from Ninten-Tech Institute, the group spent six years as real-street gangstas, dancing to rap and hip-hop, vandalizing property, and other stuff. After graduating, he started fighting opponents before meeting Kirby in what became known as the Debug run where the unseen powers controlling the number captains would test his strength to see if he is worthy of life.

From an early age, Marx saw himself as a revolutionary, but not in the traditional sense. While many believed he was influenced by the ideology of Karl Marx (due to the obvious name connection), he rejected Marxist thought entirely. In a dramatic spectacle, he set fire to every Marxist book he owned and declared himself a Georgist, believing that the value of land should belong to the people rather than the landlords who hoard it like King Dedede hoards food. Marx believed that all taxes should be eliminated except for a single land tax. Unfortunately, Marx's vision of Dream Land was not shared by its reigning powers. King Dedede, though an opportunistic ruler, wasn’t the true force of oppression—that honor belonged to the interdimensional tax collectors of Ohio, who sought to bring order to the madness.

This enraged Marx. He vowed to become an unstoppable force of chaos, a symbol of unchecked absurdity, and the destroyer of boring things. Marx is also responsible for SWOOP DA WOOPING Meta Knight, but why Meta Knight survived is due to the powers behind the debug room.