Editing Kristijan Valjavec (section)

== History ==
[[File:Kristijan wifu.png|left|thumb|144x144px|Kristijan being a kawaii maid]]
While he was a teenager he got a crush on Jimmy Neutron, but he rejected him because Jimmy isn't attracted to twinks. This made him so depressed he died his hair black and had an emo phase and cried after Jimmy senpai.

He wanted to kill himself and jumped of a cliff but Luigi saw him and caught him before he hit the ground. Luigi's strong biceps made Kiki blush immediately and he knew Luigi has big cock energy. Luigi always wanted to have a little goth GF and he and Kiki started dating.

BWAHHAHAHAH HE JUST TRIED TO STAND UP AND HIT A BENCH AND FELL DOWN WITH THE BENCH CUZ HES DRUNK HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH HE SO STUPID WHAHAHHAHAHAH, I THINK HE CRINGED WHEN IT HAPPENED WHAHAHAHAHHA
[[File:Princess-kiki.jpg|left|thumb|190x190px|Princess Kiki and the Monster Energy Kingdom]]
2025 a monkey gave Kiki a magical Monster Energy can and told him to say "Skibidi Gyatt-dawa, Makeu Upu" and caused him to transform into Sailor Ur-Anus with the power of homosexuality.

Years later he and Luigi married and Kiki became princess of the Monster Energy Kingdom.

Guys, he send me a reel about how breedable I am, what shoudl I do?
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