Editing Anal copepod (section)

== History ==
When Godzilla used the permian basin superorganism as a toilet, an abyssal copepod crawled up his ass and gave birth there. He complained to his doctor about feeling a sharp pain in the ass but the kaiju was too big and radioactive to get tapeworms. Eventually [[King Bob]] called for The [[Science Special Search Party]] to perform a colonoscopy on Godzilla and explored around his oral cavity for the souce of the problem. That is when the horror was discovered. They realized [[Farfour]] had unleashed the copepod as it slithered to ambush them and trap them in Godzilla's ass. The SSSP were indeed ambushed attempted to fight back at it, but they lost and nearly died if it wasn't for [[Bandana waddle dee]] shoving his spear up the copepod's asshole. The girls returned to the hospital under the command of [[King DeDeDe]]. There they received medical assistance from [[Hero]] as they warned him of how dangerous the monster is. [[Biggie Cheese]], [[Paul Blart]] and [[The Lorax]] decided to team up with [[Gonzalo]] and [[Rocío Yani|Lacey]] to find a way to defeat the evil butt monster.


Meanwhile [[Chuck Norris]] independently wanted to stop the butt muncher and recruited [[Mr. Bean]] to defeat the copepod for unlimited rice pudding. They intended to sneak into Godzilla's asshole like the others, but Bean needed a pee. That's when they discovered it living inside of the bathroom of [[Sky Lark]], taking a bubble bath with a bundle of rubber emojis. They attempted to kill it; smacked him, uppercutting his chin, pissed on him, but he proved more capable than Norris, and kicked Norris in the jewels and causing Mr. Bean faint through jumpscaring him. The fight was a stalemate, that was until [[Ultrasemen]] appeared put of nowhere and used his semen rays to destroy his ass and paralyse the copepod before dropping a piano on it, killing the creature.


By the time that Lorax, Biggie Cheese, Paul Blart, Gonzalo and Lacey had arrived, the monster was already rotting away, and so they left disappointed, [[King Bob]] congratulated the two heroes on their efforts to defeat the kaiju squatting shrimp.
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