Editing Chiaotzu

<blockquote>"It's a Small World, afterall"</blockquote><blockquote>"The one who controls South Africa, controls the world."</blockquote><blockquote>"I swear that bitchass [[Bean Khan]] and his little puppets are weak compared to me, i would rule his own empire and be more competent."</blockquote>Chiaotzu, also known as the Former Emperor of South Africa, is an NPC and member of the [[Agency Against the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society]], his goal is to kill Bean Khan, [[𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫]], [[Enrique]], [[Boognish]], [[𝓚𝓪-𝓒𝓱𝓾𝓷𝓰]], and many more. He is best bluddies with Awesome Fucking Tien and gets jealous everytime he hangs out wth his other best bro, Yamcha. This guy is tuff, he solo'd Thragg in a heated battle and wears his skin on his shoulder to detail how he means business. Don't let his small and innocent demeanor fool you, this guy is a menace and has psychokinetic powers that can make your brain think of so many Tom Pearl shenanigans that your brain will explode.

He was born from Boognish, as Boognish visited [[Sherk|Sherk's]] swamp and had to take a shit. He wanted to do it near the river since his outhouse fucking sucked. He then shitted one Boognish baby and Boognish feared the worse so he beated the baby up severely and shipped the baby in the river which then went into another river that turned all the frogs Gay. He spent years in the river until Tien picked him up and gave him a name. Tien decided to train Chiaotzu in Martial arts type shit. Insert many training arcs there and there and there and there, this was when Chiaotzu was ready to become a NPC himself and become a terminally online lad when Tien gave him a IPad. This is where the IPad influenced him and made him go on Tom Pearl's eating shit content which made him sacred for life.

This is where Chiaotzu would then decide to coup the South African government with ease and become Emperor there, first he made the laws of executing anyone that thinks Coke is better than Pepsi and hired [[Pepsiman]] as his local bodyguard. He then hired the Mexican Cartel to mess in South Africa and basically do anything around the streets. He then also made Elon Musk return and absorb every single water supply in the region for his stuff idk but it apparently made Chiaotzu very rich. He then made Tien kick the shit out of any politicians in the country and then planned an attack on the entirety of Africa to rename the continent into: Africatzu. Unfortunately he was kicked out by literally the entire population as him and Tien fled to somewhere idk.