Michael Rodent
Meth Kingpin Michael Hartwell "Mousenberg" Rodent Sr., formerly known as King Michael Hartwell "Mickey Mouse" Mousekewitz Sr., also known by his previous Omniversal incarnation from 1284 known as The Rat King or The Great Horned Rat, is an German anthropomorphic black mouse who's also an actor, businessmouse, entrepreneur, chemist, school teacher, spy, detective, contortionist, Vietnam vet, monarch, and major narcotics distributor. Now, he is the king and supreme monarch of his own kingdom and also has a massive drug empire in Albuquerque, New Mexico, where he is the largest meth producer in North American history, surpassing those of both Peg Leg Pete and the Mexican Cartel led by Speedy Gonzales.
He made Winnie the Pooh a personal slave of his. Pooh and friends first met Michael along with his band of friends, known as the Sensational Six, in Pooh's Adventures of the Three Musketeers in the 1930s (COLORIZED). Pooh planned to pooh and subjugate him and his friends, but the reverse happened and Michael Rodent harnessed Pooh's multidimensional travel capabilities to expand his empire and conquer other galaxies and dimensions like the Star Wars, the Backrooms and the Amazing Digital Circus.
Michael was born to the Mousekewitz family, a family of Jewish mice in Germany in 1903. He became one of Albert Einstein's lab rats where he was tortured and tested on for several years until one day, he was thrown out after an experiment went very wrong. Unexpectedly, he somehow survived the test and mutated into a anthropomorphic rodent with human-like qualities and newfound sapience. Michael would wonder the streets of Germany for a job, but he was rejected due to his subhuman status within the Weimar Republic. He would eventually move to America where the promise of equality and liberty waited there for him. Once in America though, Michael would realize that it wasn't all sunshine and rainbows as people in Germany stated it would be. Instead, America was somehow even more racist towards him, especially due to his black fur and furthermore, economically, it was a very competitive environment caused by the many other immigrants who were also desperate for work. He would retreat to the most impoverished area he could find in America: a shitty ass alleyway in the soon-to-be-Hollywood. Michael would start to lose his hope and sanity for a brighter future. He was rejected and unwanted everywhere.
Mickey fell into a deep, seemingly inescapable despair in the streets of California. During the winter nights, Michael would succumb to his injuries A.K.A. starvation and hypothermia and would soon pass out. Before fully passing out though, he would see glimpses of several cloaked men hovering over him. Michael would eventually have faint visions within his coma and without fully being conscious. Afterwards, Michael would wake up in complete darkness, with no sight, hearing, or smell, and was unsure if he was alive or already dead. Afterwards, he did start to make out some very faint voices saying "alright, remove the casts" and afterwards, he was able to suddenly see and hear again. He saw five men watching him across the hospital bed. Michael was then shown a mirror and his reflection was completely unrecognizable to himself. His nose was swollen, his ears looked like plates, and his skin was now completely pale. Mickey was horrified, but the men watching were nodding. "Yep, this is the one" a man exclaimed. Mickey looked at the calendar and noticed that over a decades has passed. It was now May 23rd 1928. One of the men approached Michael and identified themself as Walter Elias Disney. He said that he needed Michael. Michael obviously tried to run away, but the metal cuffs prevented him from getting up. Walter said that he revived him because Disney's previous star (Oswald the Lucky Rabbit) quit due to his ethical concerns with the company, even after being threatened with death if he ever chose to leave. After Oswald was shot, Walter lost their biggest icon. Michael was offered $50 per hour if he starred in his own cartoon series. Michael was hesitant to accept the offer but took the deal because they were the only people willing to employ him and he knew that he would be next if he rejected the offer.
Thankfully for Michael, his life unexpectedly got far better for him because of this deal and a lot worse for everyone else soon to follow. He would finally find purpose in life with his newfound adventures that Walter and his company would financially provide for Michael to explore the world and have as many wacky adventures as he wanted as long as it made the company money. Due to this, Michael would become one of the first ever vloggers in human history as his many adventures across America would be filmed for profit and furthermore, Michael would gain many friends among these adventures. He became respected by the world, got rich, and brought happiness grief to many people, especially children. Michael went straight to the top and had everything he needed in life. He even eventually would get married with a princess known a Minnie Mouse which would officially make Michael the king of that kingdom. Later on, he even became a student of the powerful Keyblade Master Yen Sid with him completing his training and becoming a full flesh Keyblade Master.
It is worth noting that Michael is also the creator of a soon to be feared cult called The Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. Before his marriage, he'd often masturbate to lewd centerfolds of his future wife Minnie, and during one of these wankings, his sperm inexplicably formed to become a monstrous creature beyond his control, Florida-Man. He served to do absolutely nothing but to create chaos and destruction and is purely responsible for the drowning and decapitation of Michael's adopted father in 1966, Walter Elias Disney himself. His death was later covered up as cancer due to the United States Government trying to hide the horrific existence of Florida-Man from citizens.
After the events of Pooh's Adventures of Kingdom Hearts II, Michael, and many other characters, would retire their lives of heroism and popularity. They decided to fake their death in order to fool Enrique's bitch ass and probably also be able to kill him in order for him to finally leave them alone so Michael can retire happily with his wife and newfound family since he knew Enrique would not allow it since Enrique was too obsessed with being a supervillain and wanted to be Michael's enemy for eternity.
Afterwards but before entering the drug trade, Michael decided to retire and become an overqualified high school chemistry teacher at J. P. Wynne High School. Slowly, over time, Michael would become dissatisfied with his seemingly idyllic and halcyon lifestyle, wishing to relive his 'glory days', Michael eventually decides to do some bad in his life for fun due to him being rich enough to get away with illegal activities and therefore, he decided to become a drug dealer for fun. Knowing nothing about the drug trade though, Michael enlisted the help of his former student to distribute the meth he produced. He also did all of this since he was wary if the Walt Disney company would support his family if anyone were to ever happen to Michael since Michael was aware of the company's shady and immoral standards. All Michael ever wanted is to protect his family: his wife Minnie, his son Michael Jr., and Jr.'s adopted conjoined triplet duck brothers Huey, Dewey, and Louie. This act though, would bring unforeseen consequences as Michael is forced to confront past demons that come back to haunt him.
Origins
The 'Nam years
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In-between period
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Breaking Clubhouse
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Trivia
- Apart from the original Omniverse Saga details on this page, this page serves a mashup page of various Mickey Mouse pages across the internet, most notably: the Pooh's Adventures Wiki, UnAnything Wiki, and the Peppa Pig Fanon Wiki.
- Although they share the same last name, he's not related to Fievel from An American Tail.
- NPC piece of actual shit. He fucked my wife and stole my kids.
- He is haunted 24/7 by the spirit of George "Goofy" Geef, an infamous fellow druglord he shot in vengeance of him poisoning his ex-wife, Minnie Rodent with heroin.
- Ever since, he's been married to Daisy Rodent (nèe Anatiday) after pushing his former student, Donald "Drake Thompson" Anatiday, off a cliff while duct taped to a chair and stealing his wife.