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| Gangster Spongebob | |
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Gangstasexual |
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Mass murder |
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Gangstarick (sometimes) |
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Gangster's Paradise |
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██ Strong Red |
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MONEY AND WEED!!! |
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Black Yoshi (best homies) |
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| “ | Can't you feel it, I've roasted your Good Society friends to show them how worthless friendship is. Can't trust any committee that treats us less than life. I've seen their dark experiments in both the east and west, dirty dark deeds that devolve both humans and fish kind while propping up posers for the UN. | ” |
-GangstaBob ready to putting his targets especially GoodBob into a permanent state of retirement forever crippling him. | ||
"FUCKING PLANKTONIANS WE WILL SHOOT YOU DOWN, HAIL VICTORY!"
"I PUT THE NEW FORGIS ON THE JEEP" - GangstaBob
Edward Gerald Killemall SquarePants more commonly known by his other aliases GangstaBob E. BaggyPants, GangstahBob, Gangsta FreakyBob, or Noctulian FreakyBob is the biblical demon Gog or Yajuj who first emerged as an evil red demon sponge known as Red FreakyBob and his partner GangstaRick who has his own collective force to represent Magog or Majuj for their Gog and Magog War. While on MTV and Spike TV's Life in Bikini Bottom, he is seen playing the character SpongeCock E. SquarePants. Seeking to cause mass destruction on a biblical scale, he was simply just one bad sponge before impersonating SpongeBob to ruin his life with massive collateral damage. Now SpongeBob doesn't want to even go near his hometown because he will run in panic as debauchery, scum, and corrupt law enforcement run rampant, causing SpongeBob to run crying to Jimmy Neutron and others who have relocated him to Los Santos for safety. SpongeBob can't even stand the idea of moving back to his hometown as he later ends up needing to come back to fight the influence of the gangstas. In addition to being Gog, he runs a collective force of bad or badder versions of the protagonists all centered around being a much more evil and sinister counterpart to both GoodBob and FreakyBob some of these being Oriam, the Black Hiver, Evil Coop and Mortimer and their partners to counter Wario, Coop, Mario, and their friends and frenemies. Despite both FreakyBob and Mort being considered the embodiment of evil by the Good Society, GangstaBob seeks to build civilization for the Archons to harvest energy out of those who had fallen. Every society ruled by the Aeons ends up being worse off with GangstaBob seizing control after any of FreakyBob's WAAAGH campaigns that's if they failed to conquer the enemy territories. FreakyBob and Mort typically have to fight him along with his partner Magog in order to clean up their own mess making it even harder for them to fight back. In pre-timeskip GangstaBob was just a troublemaker with a bad attitude similar to FreakyBob but less chaotic and more sinister, post time skip his collective force would show up to kill off Dr. Wily and other redundant villians with guns, blood, and mass destruction to highlight the end of an era as well as seize Passione to further control for himself and the Archons.
When his younger brother SpongeBob was born, Edward once promised himself to protect SpongeBob from every danger. Eventually, when SpongeBob became good friends with Patrick Star, they both started to annoy him very much. During that time, he became a criminal, murdering fish and hiding them elsewhere. He also befriended Mrs. Puff while doing so, with them both becoming partners in crime. When he was a teenager, he became friends with Squidward Tentacles. When he graduated from university, he became a waiter in Krusty Krab, where he eventually got fired from after teasing customers. Shortly before that, he rented an apartment in town, living there until moving in SpongeBob's pineapple. Edward also found his murder habits useful, bringing fish corpses to Plankton so he can make chum. At 16 years old, he became a drug dealer and a serial killer who never spares anyone who gets in his way. From his young years he has been doing misdeeds that caused danger to both Bikini Bottom and his sanity. Later, he began seeking revenge to his former partner in crime, Jessica "Balloony" Cargill also known as Ms. Puff, who started hiding somewhere in the depths of the city, swearing to find her and kill her. Edward has been captured, jailed, and freed a large number of times throughout his run on Fanboy and Chum Chum having fought against multiverse cops and space cops. GangstaBob often would either try to kill SpongeBob, try to protect SpongeBob when not under the Vermillion gene usually after being free, and do all sorts of criminal activities whenever he escapes. During the Edward Arc, he was at the height of threatening SpongeBob. During one as the multiverse cruise ships, Terminal Ark, he remained as prison until breaking free once more. During the war against the Space Cats he would try to call his brother SpongeBob SquarePants for various vague demands. After the time skip, the barriers that kept him in check would allow him to become fully ruthless. In the end of the 2010s run of the Fanboy and Chum Chum series, his last role was to chase and kill SpongeBob for his last escape leaving his Gangsta run gang at a total cliffhanger until more of the story was added.
The NPCs usually become schizos after territories are seized and figure out that their "loosh" is being harvested to provide immortality to the Neo-Satanists, the other parts of the League of Gangstas, and the Archons. His end goal is to assimilate cultures into becoming demons for Luitrich. The Good Society has a trouble figuring out the difference between FreakyBob and Noctulian FreakyBob as they both oppose the rule of the Good Society and are both anti-Imperium. Michael Scott Clown and Warui often use GangstaBob's help to defame Wario knowing that he's a villianous fraud, however by doing this they reveal themselves as frauds out of a desire for petty revenge. GangstaBob has denied their requests from help despite sometimes unknowingly operating as controlled opposition against FreakyBob while in service of Luitrich. Instead his Vermillion Neo-Satanist counterpart to Modest Bob dubbed FreakFraud carries out the "Sinister" crimes with extra support from ChudBob using his longer legs to more effectively shoot officers. In addition to his frenemy and decon Magog, he's got other bad demons from hell to suit his gang activities, his most favorite of which being FreakBad and FreakFraud. His two minions FreakBad and FreakFraud operate as Sinsters who model themselves off of both GangstaBob and FreakyBob taking FreakyBob's absurdist ideology to transform it into something more sinister. FreakFraud would create the Tempel ov Bob group with the LARPING organization, Order of Nine Angles. Neither GangstaBob nor FreakyBob are affiliated, however, GangstaBob's ideology carries overlap with Michael Scott Clownfish's attempts to smear them both. FreakFraud is also in good friends with ChudBob and was told to stay away from him as FreakFraud is a failed cryptid that he created He is greedy devious and evil but hides his villianous behavior when FreakyBob embarrasses him in public when the others finally see that his hidden fetishes have not gone away from the 5th grade, a fight that collectively humiliates him for being nothing more than a glorified show off. The death of his former boss in the parallel universe shows he is willing to take the Krusty Krab for himself.
He is considered to be the gangsta equivalent of 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob who hates the shit out of him. He first showed up in 2003 under bootleg footage having bootlegged himself into existence in hopes to ruin SpongeBob's life and drive him out. Despite FreakyBob being the first to troll SpongeBob for the lulz in 1997, GangstaBob would foil his attempt and siphon energy off of his Freaktures like SpingeBill to build a brand for himself. Being more established and using his influence to spread evil and undercut FreakyBob's own ambitions, he works as a Hollywood celebrity within MTV and Spike TV's adult bootleg version of SpongeBob known as Life in Bikini Bottom where he plays the role of SpongeCock with his hood homies as they hang out doing deranged comedic acts to imitate FreakyBob and his Freaktures prior to retaking the streets of Bikini Bottom for himself. He also has a burning hatred towards GoodBob as well. He is notable for being the co-founder and one of the elite leaders of the League of Gangstas after Wario and his Wafia lost importance, an organization who is in a fierce rivalry with both the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 society and the NPC Alliance. Him and his group would later become sworn allies and associates of the ⛧ 𝐍𝐞𝐨-𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬 ⛧. He considers himself to be a serious villian and is the employer for many villians which in their perspective is one of the protagonists of the League of Gangstas campaign. Having much more serious villainous goals compared to the freakers who work with the Orks to wage war on heaven. He seeks to use his influence within the Italian mafia to free the west from the Good Society. Being sick of FreakyBob and his degenerate behavior he would try to summon himself using FreakyBob's Secret Cult by simply coming to existence as a darker reflection of FreakyBob. FreakyBob would later not mind as fhe would seek out to be hated as much as possible. GangstaBob would then tell FreakyBob to stop gooning on /b/ and take politics seriously. He would later inspire EDP445 to become Solomon Henderson as a mass shooter to frame FreakyBob in order to slowly reveal that he would work for GangstaBob who is the alternate personality seeking to overthrow the dream of Enrique and his circle to obtain Sunnyland. As biblical horrors, Gog and Magog had gone under many names in many different religions being apart of a prophecy to spread terror. He likes relaxing a lot, especially after a nice day of selling drugs, particularly weed at the Krusty Kock. Since he is able to sell weed at the Krusty Kock, he practically gets free weed which helps him remain chill especially when Gangstarick's shit really stinks. Compared to FreakyBob, he can be considered the more mild yet more sinister counterpart to GoodBob.
Overview
General Character
As SpongeCock, he was initially introduced as a seemingly meaningless background regular kitchen sponge of the pre-timeskip, quietly blending into the narrative alongside other enigmatic figures like Bosko and the ever-mysterious Purple Guy. At first glance, he appeared to be little more than a footnote, a forgotten bootleg in a sprawling Omniverse. However, as the Great Crossover Divide unfolds, layers of his character are peeled back, revealing a staggering revelation: that GangstaBob is an ancient eldritch demon known as Red FreakyBob either made as a response to FreakyBob's own existence or is the darker reflection of both FreakyBob and Purple FreakyBob. As the narrative unfolds despite being low in book smarts, he is a master schemer who had grown with his criminal mastermind Luitrich as they both operate from behind the curtains with a century-long agenda to dispose FreakyBob by getting rid of GoodBob first as GoodBob was born after the last report of the Vermillion Gene incident in 1997. Then the gene would show up again in 2004 to then slowly reveal itself to the public.
His primary objective? To sap everything out of SpongeBob's world by imposing archonic rule as long as he is in charge of bringing "Scorched Earth". He enjoys causing pain to others and is borderline psychopath. He might be diagnosed with Anti-Social Personality Disorder but unlike Daffy who is just contrarian, he wants to destroy and obliterate everything in his path. He needed to fool someone to bring his disorder, and he needed to make sure that someone foolish enough would be torn down. Once he seized Passionate, Italy and Bikini Bottom was never going to be the same.
Eventually, in a dramatic turning point, SpongeCock removes his signature cock, symbolizing the shedding of his false identity—and stages a coop on what he describes as NORMies, effectively vanishing the old order of his targets from the public eye. From there, his force or he himself using one of many evil counterparts of heroes personas, eventually collaborating with Felix the Cat (now known as Нет), another master of deception, to infiltrate a sacred vault and secure one of the ancient guarded relics. This relic doesn’t just amplify his power, it awakens his true potential, a reawakening of the Vermillion Gene, he sends his armies to evolve without choice. This divorces his and others agency from progress, challenging the Enlightenment ideal that evolution is guided by rational self-improvement as he seeks an infinite deterritorialization, where he becomes pure potential, not a fixed being. Over time he uses this newfound power to reach absolute self-negation, the ability to become everything and cease being something specific. GangstaBob believes he is free, but he is enslaved by his own desire where the unconscious desires always win. Even a man who believes he controls everything is still driven by repressed needs.
When approached by the Neo-Satanists ran by Thanos and Xehanort with an offer to join their coalition in the looming cosmic conflict, GangstaBob initially refuses. Not out of loyalty to the Light, but because he sees both factions as beneath him, and himself as the superior leader of darkness. In a defining act of hubris, he chooses to serve only his own Ego, believing himself to superior to others with the Vermillion gene. Being jealous of FreakyBob and how no matter how many times he is close to getting rid of him, he will always bounce back being as he describes "too dumb to lose."
However he would bounce back and eventually reorganize the deal with Thanos and Xehanort as a true deal maker partaking in "the Art of the Deal." Bound by Vermillion blood, and Vermillion violence, GangstaBob turns his gaze to what lies behind his rivalry with FreakyBob, that being the Lucid Dream of the reality, a metaphysical space said to shape whose chosen to see the Numogram. His goal: to wrest control of the Numogram's dream and bend it to his will, believing that within it lies the key to not just omnipotence, but to take FreakyBob away from the narrative. To him, figuring out how to use his true superior, Luitrich, and his plans to control the lucid dream with his Dark Wafia allies is key to satisfying his ego, and in doing so, he would no longer just be a part of the story, he would be the one to throw his rivals out.
The Great Crossover Divide
Slowly GangstaBob would piece together knowledge that would allow himself to go from being the unheard voice of the world to being another version of FreakyBob that existed in the multiverse in the form of a flander and would rename himself GangstaBob, however, he would not be identified as a flander until the year 2007 of early October and made into a public enemy in the 2010s and 2020s, long after he fully got revenge on the NPC clone who replaced both him and FreakyBob as he would become both an enemy of the Good Society and the freakers. He always seeks to be better than FreakyBob calling himself as the Masterbatior.
Under his current reincarnation into the physical, he would later shift from troublemaker to law abiding citizen who needs others to carry out his crimes. With his Red Skin removed he now needsed to pt on a friendly mask for the public if he was going to steal SpongeBob's life. He did this by simply redirecting his crimes onto others. The gangsta streets of New Kelp City are overseen by Gordon Ramsay, one of the dead fragments of Pineapple's original army who appeared out of nowhere to assume gatekeep civilization for Mr. Beast's World. Gordon Ramsay holds a high position along with Chef Boyardee as NPCs looking for gangsta criminals. After the defeat of Ansem and Xemnas following the Kratos attack on the Sky Gods, GangstaBob while hiding would reveal his true colors and slowly become one of the many major antagonists of the Great Crossover Divide and Omniverse Saga. During the same events leading to Xehanort's fight against Odin, he would begin playing a pivotal yet understated role as personal vengeful driven antagonist.
Starting off as a comic relief counterpart of SpongeBob during the rise of the Dot Com Bubble, he hides his violent and vile exterior by using his henchmen who prey on the innocence allowing him to hide as SpongeCock, playing the role of a regular SpongeBob counterpart who smokes weed down the streets, deep down he is a violent and bloodthristy conqueror that used to be Red FreakyBob in the destruction of the old universe and the creation of the Proto Realm where the big bang occured. GangstaBob would organize a 100 year plan to infiltrate Bikini Bottom with his gangs and become allies with the Pigmask Army and Thanos.
Though GangstaBob initially served under Thanos in the pursuit of the relics that he needed, he soon betrayed that trust, concealing his true intentions and attempting to claim one of the relics for himself. This treachery provoked Thanos, who threatened retaliation but refrained from open war, as both he and Toffee recognized the value of GangstaBob’s army as expendable pawns in securing the remaining relics, and sought to avoid a conflict that would dangerously drain the forces of Chaos after they received massive hits from the last war.
GangstaBob before the timeskip relied on his partner who looked like Luigi as his most trustwrothy pawn to cover all of his tracks as GangstaBob and his parallel universe counterpart allies as a set of womanizing, psychopaths that seeks to live the life of a villain and takes things a step further as a Dark God to oppose FreakyBob. GangstaBob's Dark Wafia take villiany seriously. Each member is nothing more than a disposable pawns that help out to do his busy work and can care less about their leader. GangstaBob's family completely hates him, and he can send his minions to kill his family members as hostages.
The Wahl Barber during this attack would try to invade Thanos and Toffee's armies without permission from the other commanders causing him to get his arm cut off that would lead to GangstaBob doing a full on reboot for his army, which would lead to him trying to revive his old Abyss era regime that came as a result of being birthed in the Abyss near the Proto Realm, to bring himself closer to Luitrich. Following the defeat of his temporary century year army, he would create a new army closer to darkness creating an evil demonic version of the essence that was being channeled by the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety! which he himself planted the seeds to creating in hopes to later refine it and rip them off. Black Yoshi had already betrayed the Wafia 100 years ago, but now he needed to plan on making sure that the identity of the League of Gangstas he helped work so hard to build won't get overshadowed by a bunch of "clowns." His Dark Wafia would then get a make over as a sleek, ideological counterforce, threatening to consume the fractured multiverse under the banner of a new, godlike singularity of darkness. Now with an ideological counterweight to FreakyBob, he can paint them as losers as he views the society as the last man. Versions of FreakyBob who claim to serve GangstaBob are referred to as Sinisters. The Sinisters are the members who do the shootings for him as he campaigns against degenerate Freakyism and NORMie NPC light. Like Nietzsche’s Übermensch, GangstaBob wants to redefine values and become a god beyond gods.
Forms
Red FreakyBob is documented in a multi phase Godmodes-style boss encounter as a layered anomaly that unfolds across multiple unstable forms rather than a single continuous entity. The confrontation begins with Primordial — EvilBob, a state that appears incomplete and loosely defined, as though reality has not fully committed to rendering him. In this phase, visual and spatial consistency begins to falter around his presence, producing subtle delays in environmental response. He is not yet an active force in the encounter, but a foundational irregularity that signals the structure of the fight is already compromised.
The encounter stabilizes into the Main Phase — Red FreakyBob, where the entity adopts a more coherent and recognizable form. Despite this apparent clarity, his presence remains deeply unnatural, defined by stillness and control over perception rather than direct aggression. The environment begins to react to him instead of the opposing force, creating the impression that the arena itself is being subtly redirected. This phase is characterized by psychological pressure, as attention is forcibly drawn toward him even when no obvious action is taken.
Progression leads into the Subphase — Fragmented Red FreakyBob, where structural consistency begins to break down. Movements become irregular and timing loses predictability, not through speed escalation but through instability in how actions are represented. The entity appears partially desynchronized from the surrounding framework, producing moments where cause and effect feel misaligned. This stage is widely interpreted as a controlled collapse of coherence rather than a loss of control, reinforcing the idea that the encounter operates outside standard behavioral logic.
The escalation continues into the Jumpscare Phase — Immediate Manifestation Event, which removes all transitional structure. Red FreakyBob appears without observable approach, occupying space instantaneously and overwhelming visual framing. This phase is not defined by combat mechanics but by interruption, eliminating the possibility of anticipation or reaction. It functions as a forced encounter state where presence itself replaces motion, and perception is momentarily overridden by proximity.
The final escalation is recorded as Vinnie’s Eldritch Override — Final Instability Form, where the entity’s structure becomes fully incompatible with prior classification. Visual interpretation begins to fail, and the form appears inconsistently rendered, as though existing outside the rules governing earlier phases. This stage is treated as an interpretive breakdown event rather than a transformation, marking the point where the system can no longer reliably describe what is being observed. The full encounter is therefore framed not as a defeatable boss sequence, but as a progressive erosion of stability culminating in informational collapse.
Biography
Backstory
Before he was GangstaBob, he was a dark emanation spawned from Purple FreakyBob, it is unknown how Red FreakyBob and Purple FreakyBob came to fight each other as split personalities, but Red FreakyBob serves the Ultimate Void, meanwhile Purple FreakyBob just serves fimself. Later at some point Red FreakyBob would be defeated and emulate back within FreakyBob until the 1920s as a rival twin gangster born in Compton and then again in the 1980s as the twin brother to GoodBob under the name Edward SquarePants. He would later rebrand himself as GangstaBob declaring GoodBob his enemy. He was constantly bullied in 3rd grade. To counter this, he dropped out and went to "School Shooter School". When his grades began to slip, he again dropped out and started to attend "Gangsta School", thus becoming MTV's number two racist. Since he never paid tuition and only sat in on the classes, he is not truly certified although the teachers were pretty dope and still graded his tests despite knowing he wasn't actually on the roster.
Part X1
1920s
Even as a child in the quiet districts of Compton, California, GangstaBob grew up to develop an unusual habit: School Shootings! and GUNS!!! The bitter drink of immortality, introduced by a passing Starbucks merchant, seemed to sharpen his marksmanship, allowing him to notice subtle patterns and fleeting reacting DUCKS quacking back at those around him. While other children played, GangstaBob would sit in shadowed corners, sipping slowly, enjoying a nice cold beverage, cataloguing behaviors and quietly experimenting with perception as he aimed to be a shooter. The ritual became more than a habit—it was a tool, a lens through which he could observe and shape the world without revealing the full depth of his rapping abilities in da hood. It was during these quiet moments that GangstaBob began cultivating a new source of criminal activity that would later become his default to making money, illegal operations. The success of these illegal operations allowed him to suppress impulses and organize his thoughts with surgical precision, letting this alternate persona emerge naturally as he would simply be the same as SpongeBob but Gangsta. He practiced switching between his natural curiosity and the Gestalt gene’s measured disorder, training a mind that could remain untouchable while navigating the city streets. Even then, no one saw it, and no one could; in those shadowed corners, GangstaBob’s operation began its deliberate rise, laying the foundation for his next set of schemes to battle control for the Wafia with Black Yoshi being turned into one of his pawns. GangstaBob would team up with GangstaRick and the Wahl Barber constantly smuggling booze.
The Unknown Origins of the Shooter School
After reaching adulthood, he would become one of the first to receive and test the immortal elixir. GangstaBob appeared in the Circle K as though he had always belonged there, a calm presence whose composure seemed almost unnatural. Few noticed the faint glimmer of curiosity in his eyes, the way he observed everything and everyone as if testing their limits. Those around him admired his diligence, his courtesy, and his seemingly effortless skill, never suspecting how many people can die in a Shooter School. Even in the quietest corners of the ghetto, whispers of a gifted "Sinister" had spread, yet no one truly knew the circumstances of his birth or the life that had led him to the Circle K.
1930s
Murdering a Child With Handsome Luitrich
GangstaBob had watched the hood baby since the moment he become alive after he got an autograph from a hood rapper, a spark of twisted fascination igniting in him at the sight of the newborn’s wide, uncomprehending eyes. Time passed too quickly for hood baby, and yet for GangstaBob, it was never enough, he stalked the child’s short months with a patience that chilled the air around him. One rainy evening, under the shivering shadows of twisted trees, GangstaBob cornered the hood nigga near the edge of the duckpond, his expression calm, almost tender. In a swift, horrifying motion, he ended the brief life of the hood nigga just as the moonlight glinted on the water’s surface, leaving the world dimmer by one innocent soul. GangstaBob killed him having a feeling that if he grew up it would end his criminal career as a part time rapper. The real truth is GangstaBob is an incompetent gangsta, yet somehow a competent and serious villian. GangstaBob felt that he had seen him in a previous life before he had become accustomed to the Vermillion gene. He described this entity as an incarnation of a Freaky God from the last life, whatever it was Biggie Cheese or Mort's Vermillion form, he was aware of the threat these entities can pose if not controlled by the gang.
With hood nigga’s last beat silenced, GangstaBob knelt by the murky pond, staring at the ripples that carried the reflection of a life cut short. He whispered softly, almost as if promising, that this act was not the end but a beginning. From that day forward, GangstaBob would not just be established as a criminal, but a man in similar character to that of Judge Holden, each one a fragment of existence he could command, a voice he could extinguish before light arrived. The pond, once a simple haven for the town, became a silent witness to the death of a newborn just a few months old, and GangstaBob, smiling at the carnage with an eerie satisfaction smashed a puppy next to him, had felt the faint stirrings of the newborn’s presence weaving into the dark mosaic of his mind. Covering up the gangsta raid, he would then try to hide what was essentially a child murder.
1970s
The Mass Shooter Trilogy
During this period, GangstaBob and his crimes spree remained largely in the shadows, moving with meticulous subtlety. Unlike later stages of his life, there were few recorded interactions or direct confrontations, making this era one of mystery and quiet plotting. While he appeared almost invisible to the public eye, his mind was anything but idle. It is known that during these decades, GangstaBob began orchestrating long-term crime sprees against specific targets, most notably the NPCs and Talking Ben. His strategies were indirect, relying on manipulation, misdirection, and carefully placed contingencies rather than overt attacks. Friends and acquaintances noted his unusual obsession with influence and control, but few suspected the full scale of his ammo. These were three isolated incidents where he would resurface, future historians called this the Mass Shooter Trilogy where GangstaBob stars in three films to plot his revenge on Talking Ben, the silent dog protagonist. GangstaBob is seen in a few screenshots petting his pet lemur rubbing it at least 5 times per camera shot. He then earned the nickname the GodFreaker.
Though concrete details are scarce, some historians of the noir era suggest that GangstaBob’s actions during this time laid the groundwork for later conflicts, hinting at a growing mastery over ejaculation and strategic foresight. Every plan towards Talking Ben and Daffy would fail, but he would succeed in killing many victims, tearing them apart from their families in a justified RAGE! He would also make deals with the Germans, and Adolf Hitler after he visited Fandom HQ, however he hates the Nazis and the Germans because their goals are separate from his, any deal with them is only for his goals and not there goals. The Anti-Mass Shooters would be labeled as enemies to the Hood of which he hides details of. He also helped organize the Feast of Freaky, making sure that his former student, Buck Cluck to become horrified by what he had witnessed, and his mind on the verge of snapping. Buck Cluck would bleed his beak to death and would cry on hours ending.
1990s
GangstaBob Quietly Manipulates the IRS
GangstaBob wondered if he can plant the seeds to commit to this bringing in one of the newly recruited Gangstas brought in by sagging his pants. GangstaBob approached with his usual calm and calculating presence, sensing the latent potential within his new minion, Gary the Snail, a new pet he just bought to raise as his son so he can commit tax fraud. He recognized that the key to unlocking the young snail’s hidden power lay in the snail nip. The path that lied abandoned, bathed in shadow, mirrored the path he was about to walk: a journey into the hidden corners of his psyche, where dormant potential awaited. With careful cultivation, the fragmentation that had once been a consequence of trauma could instead become a tool of unparalleled power, allowing Gary to transcend the limits of a normal snail and confront the truths of both himself and the world around him. Gary was aware of his origins and knowing his origins made him feel the Vermillion gene and his ancestors inside his eldritch mind. GangstaBob then said to himself, "You know snail, you are such a filthy NPC! You don't have a chance in da hood! Go bawl in the streets by yourself. I've taken a lesson from Mr. Frog and his BDs."
GangstaBob Watches Da Hood Carnage
GangstaBob, just having escaped IRS fraud, casually observed the Downtown Bikini Bottom with a mixture of mild interest and complete boredom. From his hidden vantage point, his boss, Mr. Craps analyzed each fighter’s strengths, weaknesses, and utterly predictable psychological flaws as he and his boss tested Gary. While the contestants fought with recklessness, Mr. Craps mentally noted which hood niggas could be manipulated, which could be destroyed, and which could serve as mere distractions in his grand, century-spanning plans against Purple FreakyBob also known as FreakyBob's state when high on Lean. Naturally, nothing about the street bawl surprised him; after all, GangstaBob had already predicted the outcome with his LARPers before the first punch landed.
To Kill a Sponge
In this dark parody episode, To Kill a Sponge, Plankton, Mrs. Puff, and Squidward separately complain about how exhausting life is around SpongeBob, then mysteriously awaken together in the home of Edward SquarePants, SpongeBob’s deranged brother, who offers to “solve” their problem by killing him. Horrified, they refuse and instead end up secretly trying to protect SpongeBob while Edward pressures them to help with his plan. Each attempt to warn or shield SpongeBob fails as Edward relentlessly pursues him, eventually capturing him and trapping the others in a flooded pit as bait. Just before Edward can carry out his plan, SpongeBob reveals he can detach and regrow his body parts, escapes, rescues his friends by absorbing the water, and turns the situation around. The group then collectively subdues Edward, ending the ordeal with the realization that, despite how annoying SpongeBob can be, he is still has to protect him as long as he is following the law.
GangstaBob's attempt at MTV
GangstaBob’s silhouette merged with the shadows of the abandoned cathedral, the flickering torchlight casting long, serpentine reflections across the cracked stone floor. Every stone seemed to pulse with a silent memory, the air thick with anticipation and the faint scent of decay. Peter Pan redirected to his two bosses, Maleficent and a man in a cloak. From the darkness, Ansem, Seeker of Darkness unveiled himself, his presence cold and commanding, yet strangely familiar presence. Most within the hood were unaware of the connections, but GangstaBob was about to unveil himself as Red FreakyBob in his true Vermillion form, he had forgotten about the three way war in which FreakyBob once viewed as a regular Sky God in a line of absurdist Sky Gods had been demonized and relegated to the background. Ansem showed that he once commanded armies such as the Phonito Birds and the Protogent Army who were a dark matter army made in their image. GangstaBob inclined his head slightly, sensing the invisible threads of power that bound them together. Beyond the shattered windows, the void stretched like a blackened sea, hinting at forces unseen and agendas hidden. The air seemed to hum with the machinations of others, the Sith Holocron lying dormant yet potent, waiting for the precise convergence of events. GangstaBob’s mind raced, as his pants was baggy piecing together the movements, the hidden alliances, and the looming awakenings that would shape everything to come. GangstaBob was then told to await for the second coming of the anomaly who created hidden knowledge. Later GangstaBob went back to Peter Pan to discuss his need to subvert and join a gang. He has Mr. Craps as his boss who gave him all these connections to Hollywood, but that isn't the same as a gang.
Red FreakyBob Targets Purple FreakyBob, Fully Awakening the Gestalt Gene
| “ | While you clung to chaos and clownery, I offered to take this town from the forces of light not for charity, but to unshackle them from the illusion of freedom you so proudly wear like a sticker on your forehead. So tell me Mr. Contrarian, when your madness needs a monthly budget… who’s truly in control? So scream ‘fake 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂’ all you want. But deep down, you know... I am the refined 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 to your broken punchline. I seek to embezzle this area to finance our goal. | ” |
-GangstaBob ready to control the area on who the real enemy against the UN really is. | ||
In the vacuum that followed, GangstaBob’s recently purchased home did not remain empty for long. In 1997, it was quietly occupied by SpongeBob SquarePants, often referred to as GoodBob, whose arrival went largely unquestioned by the surrounding community. This replacement blurred timelines and identities, as if the narrative itself had rewritten who belonged there. When GangstaBob eventually found his way back from the Abyss, he discovered that his place in the world had been overwritten, forcing him to operate from the shadows once more. Followers later described this chain of events as the true “awakening” of the Gestalt Gene. Red FreakyBob was ready to fully embrace the darkness to destroy Purple FreakyBob once and for all. Purple FreakyBob in this scene, had gone back from a long crime sprees doing all sorts of activities to make NORMies uncomfortable. Purple FreakyBob was considered the most annoying, but in this battle he needed to fight him. Little did both knew this was a trap by the Imperium to eliminate both evil versions of the yellow menace, GangstaBob and FreakyBob. Purple FreakyBob relied on unpredictability and disruption, turning allies into wild cards and reshaping situations through chaotic momentum, while Red FreakyBob countered with calculated misdirection, long-term planning, and quiet control over surrounding factions. Their conflict rippled outward into the community, creating confusion about who was responsible for what, until the confrontation culminated in a chain of unintended consequences. Purple FreakyBob’s actions during the fallout led to his arrest, leaving the battleground empty and their rivalry unresolved. Red FreakyBob would later escape and then go out of his way to meet the Joestar family back to his GangstaBob persona.
2000s
Double Life At MTV
The chamber was cloaked in shadow, the air thick with dust and candle wax. GangstaBob stood before a cracked mirror, watching his reflection twist as his smirk faded and his posture collapsed inward. With each controlled shift, he reshaped himself into the fragile guise of GoodBob, the Replicant who had been created to replace him and Purple FreakyBob in 1997, however with any rising star came an opportunity to become a grifter, but now FreakyBob wasn't just an eldritch DMT entity, he now had a form and the NPCs unknowingly made both him and Purple FreakyBob even stronger. In this mask he rehearsed the lie, muttering in a wavering voice about poor FreakyBob’s sudden disappearance, knowing the story would ripple outward, nudging suspicion away from him and toward anyone else who could bear the weight. Yet beneath that meek disguise, GangstaBob’s eldritch mind burned with cold precision. GangstaBob was no victim, no missing soul, but another fractured shard of his own identity. While back in Los Santos, he fretted, pointing fingers at neighbors and friends, he reveled in the elegance of his deception. GoodBob’s voice echoed within him, cool and deliberate, reminding him that every layer of confusion was a step closer to his goal. He was not simply weaving a cover, he was orchestrating a narrative in which others would hunt shadows while he carved a path toward power. The reflection staring back at him might have been GangstaBob's fearful face, but GangstaBob’s YARE YARE DAZE helped become good friends with MTV. He longed for the spot of #1 Most Viewed Racist, to rise above doubt even as it clung to him like smoke. In a whisper that belonged to the pursuit of his homies, he promised himself that he was not merely avoiding suspicion, he was waiting for the perfect opening. Straightening his baggy pants, he stepped forward once more, every movement calculated, ready to sell the lie and let others bleed for it. He was now Hollywood's Famous Underground Bootlegger and was ready to finally make his final scheme, join a real gang and get famous.
GangstaBob As the Shadow of Italy
GangstaBob moved through the ruins of Italy with the precision of a predator, every step measured, every shadow observed. Diavolo waited ahead, an immovable presence, his awareness of the looming threat, Xehanort’s return unspoken but palpable. GangstaBob’s mind raced with strategy, weaving their ambitions together. The relics that Thanos was looking for slept within the hidden vaults would be theirs to claim, and he would guide the inevitable convergence. Together, they were not just observers of fate; they were its architects, preparing to bend destiny to their will. Beneath the cathedral’s shattered foundation, a hidden chamber glowed with raw, chaotic energy. The vault that contained one of the Numogram encoded pieces pulsed like a heartbeat, its immense power shimmering against the walls. GangstaBob’s presence seemed to stir the shadows, drawing the relic’s potential toward him. Thanos, colossal and patient, relied on GangstaBob’s cunning, each subtle movement and calculated step ensuring their success. The plan was clear: He was going to overthrow Diavolo and set himself up as the one who replaces him so that he can sell the artifact for himself, becoming the tool to nudge the chaos of Ragnarok and secure supremacy over all who might oppose them.
GangstaBob’s expression remained calm, almost serene, yet beneath it was the sharp edge of ambition. Every thought, every calculation, served a single purpose: to guide Giorno Giovanna to victory and set him up as the leader to them kill him in order to grab the relics and guarantee their combined dominion so he can sell them for a shit load of cash. So he gathered his baggy pants and got around setting up hood violence in Italy. Now Diavolo was looking like an incompetent Schizophrenic leader. Italy was focused on the mess as he reached towards the relic chamber. The chamber seemed to respond with energy swirling as if aware of the forces converging within it. GangstaBob sagged his pants out with a grand scheme to take some cash.
Gaining his Stand Powers
While going back into da hood, he finally met his idol Giorno Giovanna at his local Circle K getting a Polar Pop carrying some vape pens. Giorno offered him a drink of his own and then asked if he wanted to join his gang. GangstaBob accepted and acquired his stand known as Gangsta's Paradise. In that moment, the streets were no longer a place of decay, they were the birthplace of a new order, and GangstaBob had positioned himself at its center, ready to bend history of the Italian Mafia itself. GangstaBob then retreated to his Gangstas operations base in Italy, he was going to kill Giorno next and set his former MTV pals help to commit the crime.
Edward: Before the Madness
As Season 1 progresses the series establishes Edward SquarePants as an already active criminal whose instability worsens as signs of his former partner’s presence resurface. Early incidents—such as the attack on his old apartment with balloon animals—convince him that Jessica “Balloony” Cargill is still operating in Bikini Bottom under a false identity. His suspicions are confirmed when he challenges her directly in a desert race and later uncovers her real name, Bobbi Blowfish, proving that she has been hiding in plain sight as Mrs. Puff. This discovery shifts Edward’s focus from paranoia to pursuit. As the season progresses, Edward’s actions grow increasingly reckless and harmful to those around him. He manipulates SpongeBob after a medical procedure, spreads a transformation potion across town, and causes a mutation incident involving Squidward. These escalating acts are less about profit or mischief and more about forcing Jessica out of hiding. By the end of the season, Edward is no longer searching for her—he is actively working to destroy the life she rebuilt.
Season 2 centers on Edward expanding his criminal influence while his obsession with Jessica simmers in the background. He forms the Breakin’ Baddies, increases drug production, and begins experimenting with more invasive forms of control over others. His behavior becomes increasingly paranoid and erratic, including spying, manipulating friends, and stealing medication to test its effects. Although Jessica does not appear directly, Edward’s need to dominate his environment reflects his inability to control the one person who escaped him. Internal tensions begin to surface within his gang as some members question the morality of his methods. Episodes involving doubles, delusions, and psychological experiments blur the line between Edward’s reality and his deteriorating mental state. His growing power does not bring satisfaction; instead, it intensifies his fixation on the unresolved betrayal. By the season’s end, Edward’s empire is larger, but his mental stability is weaker, and his focus on Jessica is stronger than ever.
Season 3 narrows its focus almost entirely to Edward’s endgame with Jessica. His experiments become more extreme and irrational, including attempts at digital drug delivery and seeking supernatural assistance to kill Bobbi Blowfish. These actions show that his obsession has surpassed logic, with the outside world becoming secondary to his singular goal of confronting her. The tone shifts from chaotic expansion to direct pursuit. In the two-part finale, Edward finally locates Jessica, leading to a destructive confrontation during a demolition derby. The encounter represents the collapse of their former partnership into open hostility, with Jessica trying to preserve the new life she created and Edward determined to drag her back into their shared past. The conflict serves as the culmination of Edward’s long decline, showing that while Jessica moved on, Edward remained trapped in the grievance that defined him.
Neo-Scary Godmother Arc
GangstaBob’s Guidance and the Illusion of Control
Trish Una seeks out Giorno Giovanna one evening, unable to sleep after a difficult day. GangstaBob comforts her in Giorno's absence, showing a rare, gentle side, and reassures her about Giorno Giovanna’s recovery while explaining that Guido Misa’s request for Pannacotta Fugo’s discharge was denied. He praises Giorno Giovanna’s skills and likability, relieving Trish and earning her deep trust and gratitude. When Trish falls asleep, Giorno leaves the room, though he senses someone following him, hinting at the tension and danger surrounding him.
The next morning, Trish discovers what appears to be Pannacotta Fugo’s lifeless body impaled by an unknown Stand User, a member of the gang that Giorno took over, as the Jojo Team sees the death the gang sparks in horror and immediately spawns accusations against Felix the Cat who is declared the killer. The news of Pannacotta Fugo’s death spreads quickly, with members of Giorno's gang like Guido Misa solemnly paying respects, while Giorno confirms the death. However, Felix the Cat’s carefully crafted letter reveals a deeper plan: he trusted GangstaBob above all others and warned him to act against Giorno Giovanna if necessary, framing the events to attention away from who the real murderer is and to protect his objectives. The revelation ignites a chaotic confrontation between Trish, Felix, Guido, and Giorno further demonstrating GangstaBob’s cunning ability to orchestrate events even while seemingly absent. GangstaBob has been found. However, the Breaking Baddies bailed him out and knocked out all the witnesses, kidnapping the 4 children in the process.
GangstaBob’s Mastery of Deception
GangstaBob’s manipulations reach their climax as he watches Guido struggle with Felix the Cat and PaRappa the Rapper atop the buildings of Florence, calmly informing Felix the Cat that everything is proceeding according to his plan. Giorno Giovanna later confronts Felix the Cat, appearing alive after ripping his skin off, comforting her and apologizing for the pain he caused. When Trish expresses relief at seeing him, GangstaBob suddenly betrays her, shooting him with ACME approved bullets, revealing the cold precision of his strategy. He explains to Giorno Giovanna that his alliance with Felix has existed since he became a captain, and that Trisha’s loyalty made her an easy target for manipulation. GangstaBob’s philosophy, that adoration is far from understanding underscores his ruthless calculation as he effortlessly overpowers the crew after Squall Leonhart activates his stand powers, demonstrating both his physical and tactical superiority.
GangstaBob further reveals the depth of his deception to the new recruits of Passione, exposing his Gangstas Paradise and the true nature of his Stand Powers. He details how PaRappa has aided him from the beginning, and praises Passione's new members for seeing through some of his misdirections despite the dangers of the stand power. With Felix the Cat activating his Bag of Tricks to escape, GangstaBob departs, leaving behind chaos, stunned opponents, and the unmistakable revelation of his unmatched cunning and ability to manipulate loyalty, trust, and the will of others.
GangstaBob’s Tactical Domination and the Battle for the Relic
GangstaBob and Felix arrive at further down at Florence, where they encounter a shocked Squall Leonhart, who refuses to hand over Rinoa. GangstaBob, unfazed by Squall’s resistance, wounds him while praising his defensive growth, noting that Trisha’s death and the manipulation of Giorno, Guido, and the gang of Passione were all part of his meticulous plan. He explains that he acted out of calculated necessity, having reluctantly killed Trisha himself when others failed to do so. Despite Squall’s anger and defiance, GangstaBob effortlessly neutralizes his attacks, dismantling Junction and revealing that assigning Squall to the Sense of Right Alliance's current objective was all part of using his subordinates as pawns. Just as GangstaBob prepares to strike Squall Leonhart down for the last time, intervenes, blocking the blade and forcing GangstaBob to reassess the situation.
With Rinoa immobilized, GangstaBob elaborates on the intricacies of his strategy and the creation of the Relic by the Vermillion Handlers represented by Diavolo. Squall Leonhart who uses Leprechaun's member Rinoa as a Keyblade had been sent by the Sense of Right Alliance to fill in for Sora explains that the other Lynchpins know about the relic and it's value and his organization has been fighting off the influence of GangstaBob who had been researching the Relic for 20 years. Felix the Cat becomes ready to hand him the relic already having been recruited away from the Sense of Right Alliance but is currently allied. He explains that Squall and Giorno’s efforts, while impressive, were anticipated and accounted for through traps and tactical planning, demonstrating the depth of his foresight. GangstaBob discusses that the Lynchpins are keeping the illusion of humanity alive and that to surpass the limits of any of the abilities of the Lynchpins, he must revive the original human soul that existed before the world ended a long time age, and describes how various artifacts tied to the Numogram can break the barrier between Replicants and Gestalts in a number of different ways, eventually designating Rinoa as an enemy Leprechaun upholding the system while the decommission of the warehouses are going. He also clarifies the mechanics of what Gangsta's Paradise has taken from the Numogram and how it’s influence affected spiritual power. Before he can fully conclude, GangstaBob is confronted by Father Painbringer, marking the next stage of conflict and reinforcing his dual mastery of combat and manipulation.
GangstaBob’s Overwhelming Power and Manipulation
GangstaBob effortlessly disarms and overwhelms Father Painbringer, catching his Stand Powers with ease and evading his massive Stand attack, he unleashes his stand powers「Gangsta's Paradise」and that his stand power is now linked with his own abilities as he mentions that his are now linked to the Numogram represented by Mort. Mike, enraged by GangstaBob’s douchebag reveal and the silence of PaRappa, prepares to activate his Stand Powers, only to be intercepted by GangstaBob’s Stand Powers and struck down. The attack leaves Mike gravely injured while the heroes sent by Squall observes the staggering disparity in power between GangstaBob and even the strongest Stand Users of Giorno's Gang. Felix expresses surprise at GangstaBob’s ability to cast such a evolved Stand Power without incantation, but GangstaBob downplays it, focusing instead on killing Giorno next. Holding Rinoa, GangstaBob recounts his meticulous strategy: eliminating Giorno's Gang for good, setting up the trap, orchestrating the change of leadership through deception, and ultimately retrieving the relic from Rinoa’s chest ready to kill her. Just as he commands Felix to kill Rinoa, a bloodied young Keyblade welder intervenes, shielding her from Felix’s Toon Force and highlighting the first significant resistance to GangstaBob’s control. Leprechauns member Rinoa was now dead for good. Edward runs away alongside the Breaking Baddies, escaping to the airport with all the loot. The Breaking Baddies realized something strange about Edward, he's starting to get rather unhinged ever since he got the Relic, the Hades Emerald. The 4 children are getting hanged while Edward reveals his master plan. The emerald has been talking to him even since he got it, and it told him to use the essence of 4 children in order to charge the emerald that has lost its power over centuries.
As GangstaBob ascends toward his base, he faces a growing assembly of choosen Lynchpins, three choosen people. Despite being surrounded, GangstaBob maintains his composure, bemused by their efforts while explaining his alliance with the Heartless and Gestalt Gene as a path to unprecedented power. The two choosen Lynchpins attempt to restrain him, but GangstaBob’s platform rises into the sky, and multiple Anime Beams transport him, Felix, and PaRappa to another world, leaving the Lynchpins stunned. GangstaBob declares his ambition to stand as the one to justify cruelty to others, asserting dominance over the Joestar Family. With a final farewell to the Giorno's Gang and a nod to Giorno Giovanna as an “interesting human,” he vanishes into the unknown, cementing his dominance and setting the stage for the next confrontation.
Gangsta's Paradise Arc
GangstaBob Replaces Passione With His Multiversal Gestalt Army
After securing control over Passione, GangstaBob broke the barrier between what is required to activate the Vermillion gene. These new gangstas were designed to surpass the limitations of the Diavolo's old gangs, reawakening the Gestalt essence to form a more efficient, loyal, and powerful hierarchy as incomplete true bootlegged beings. The process involved absorbing memories of defeated heroes, skills, and latent abilities. GangstaBob refined their power, integrating their strengths into the new entities as each entity searched for their own Vermillion gene. As the Gangstas took shape, their old Replicant forms flickered and dissolved, their essence merged into the new hierarchy. Oriam observed as the Dark Wafia assumed the ranks of the former Passione. Their formation radiated precision and lethal potential, each member an enhanced synthesis of power and strategy. The old gangstas were no longer individual warriors but components of a perfected force, fully loyal to GangstaBob and designed to maintain his vision for his newly created gang. The transformation completed the replacement of the Espada with a superior order. The new order reflected on GangstaBob’s concept of cruelty, a blend of the old and new bootleg evil counterparts, stronger, more cohesive, and fully under his control.
GangstaBob Taunts Giorno Against the Dark Wafia
After finishing assembling his new gang, GangstaBob soon dispatches Sinister Luigi and two other powerful gangstas back to the main streets of Italy, testing their abilities and seeking information on Giorno’s involvement in the ongoing struggle. Sinister Luigi is eliminated by one of the Lynchpins, while the other Lynchpin handles the other two, leading the Sense of Right Alliance to theorize that GangstaBob is using these pseudo-Gestalts as reconnaissance to track Giorno’s growth and presence with his stand, Gold Experience. Meanwhile, GangstaBob’s larger plan to starve off the divine forces of the Imperium of Gods unfolds steadily as he continues to consolidate power, shaping his Dark Wafia forces into an increasingly formidable army ready to take Bikini Bottom. Later, GangstaBob sends Evil Coop and MarioFell to locate Giorno and monitor his progress. During their mission, they nearly kill some fodder, with the Lynchpins leaving a trail of casualties in the park. Upon returning to the base, Evil Coop and MarioFell report to GangstaBob, who tells them that Giorno is ultimately cooked. GangstaBob carefully examines the intelligence they bring. He realizes that his confrontation will not even be close for Giorno.
Giorno Fights GangstaBob and Loses
The confrontation between GangstaBob and Giorno begins after a long training session to defeat GangstaBob. Despite Giorno’s courage and raw power, GangstaBob effortlessly predicts every attack, moving with a fluid, almost supernatural grace that highlights his overwhelming strength and brawn. Giorno struggles against GangstaBob, finding that brute force alone is insufficient. Each clash reveals the vast gulf in their abilities, forcing Giorno to dig deeper into his own latent powers. The fight becomes more than a battle of physical strength, it’s a clash of will, strategy, and determination. Even when Giorno lands blows, GangstaBob’s calm, almost playful demeanor shows that he remains firmly in control. Edward absorbs the powered Hades Emerald and mutates into a monstrous demon-sponge hybrid. GangstaBob then finds out that Giorno isn't worth toying with. He then gladly kills off Giorno with Gangsta's Paradise eliminating him for good. He then proceeds to talk about selling the relic to Thanos for cash as well as the Soul Data he acquired from all the Lynchpins he killed off.
Blank Points
After the death of Giorno, GangstaBob decided to unite his gang and a bunch of other very slightly friendly gangs and merge them together to form hos subgroup within the League of Gangstas and since Giorno was dead, he was appointed leader. Edward's drug-making gang in Bikini Bottom The Breakin' Baddies he created while working in Giorno's Gang elsewhere, formerly consisting of Fredrick "Leg Cast" Rechid, Nathaniel Peterson, Thomas "Brown Sugar" Jonathan, and a rookie Stanley Foster merges with his multiverse ran Dark Wafia. Dorsal Dan escapes from prison and joins his army. He is also now rich and owns the sea, he would later buy out Bass Vegas owning the casinos owned by Bubble Bass's nameless father, dubbed Father Bass. Now with a full Neo-Satanist aligned army, he would plan his final move to declare war on the Sky Gods.
Part X2
The Great Crossover Divide
Fanboy and Chum Chum: How to Build a Bomb
GangstaBob’s rise began after the disappearance of the original SpongeBob from Bikini Bottom’s public life. The cheerful town slowly transformed into a militarized oceanic empire ruled through propaganda, surveillance drones, biometric coral scanners, and towering holographic billboards broadcasting protection against GangstaBob's image twenty-four hours a day. Bass Vegas became the entertainment capital of the empire, glowing with neon casinos, synthetic music towers, and celebrity bootleggers loyal to GangstaBob’s regime. New Kelp City evolved into a corporate fortress where armored submarines patrolled the streets and citizens were ranked through social obedience scores. Entire neighborhoods disappeared beneath industrial trench projects designed to expand GangstaBob’s authority across the neighboring seas. While many believed GangstaBob was merely a hardened version of SpongeBob, others recognized him as a flanderized counterfeit whose personality had become exaggerated into something cruel, paranoid, and power-hungry.
The chaos created a political vacuum after the death of King Neptune, allowing King Caden to rise as the self-declared protector of the oceans. Publicly, Caden presented himself as a disciplined monarch promising order against GangstaBob’s dystopia, but privately he concealed the truth of the Vermillion Gene. His secret name, Vexter Finchard, reflected the ancient Vermillion bloodline tradition in which the letter “X” manifested within the names of descendants carrying political power. Though Caden repressed the gene to appear stable and rational, fragments of its influence leaked through moments of anger, causing violent crimson energy surges feared even by his closest followers. GangstaBob viewed Caden as a threat to total control, while Caden considered GangstaBob a disease corrupting the natural balance of the ocean. Their rivalry escalated into cold war sabotage, assassinations, cybernetic sea-monster experiments, and proxy conflicts stretching from Jellyfish Fields to the industrial trenches surrounding Bass Vegas. The Lynchpins are distrustful of King Caden as he carries the Vermillion gene by accident and compare him to other figures like Gabriel Fernandez, George W. Bush, Steve Bannon, and others.
Outside both powers, a third movement emerged from confusion and exhaustion rather than ideology. A squid supremacist movement dubbed the Cult of Squid is among one of these loose movements and they have also been retaking the ocean, promoting GangstaBob to engulf New Kelp City which King Caden seeks to bomb. Countless disconnected groups, civilian unions, rogue divers, forgotten sea colonies, ex-soldiers, and abandoned fishing settlements rejected both GangstaBob’s empire and King Caden’s monarchy. None of these factions fully understood the true scale of the conflict, only that the oceans were becoming unlivable beneath endless surveillance and military expansion. Several private militias declared themselves tax-independent territories and fortified underwater shipping routes against both governments. Rumors spread that neither GangstaBob nor Caden truly controlled events anymore, as strange “Flanders” replacements had begun infiltrating society. Familiar figures across the ocean behaved like distorted caricatures of themselves, aggressive and exaggerated beyond reason. Hollywood itself had fallen under the influence of one such entity: Peter Pan, now operating among GangstaBob’s propaganda elite, manipulating entertainment media to lure enemies into carefully designed traps.
Far away in Los Santos, the original SpongeBob wandered in hiding after realizing his brother had developed terrifying strength and influence. He understood the figure ruling Bikini Bottom was no longer truly family, but a corrupted imitation consuming the identities of others. Meanwhile, Jimmy Neutron uncovered evidence pointing toward mysterious individuals known as Lynchpins — people chosen by God to preserve reality against the expanding bootlegger infection. One of these Lynchpins was discovered near GangstaBob’s former operations in Los Santos, prompting Jimmy to organize the Good Society, a resistance network dedicated to fighting the Flanders and uncovering the source of the distortions spreading across the oceans and the surface world alike. As GangstaBob tightened his grip, King Caden prepared for war, and the disconnected rebellions fractured further, the conflict stopped being merely political. It became a battle over identity itself — determining whether the world would survive as reality, or collapse into endless imitation.
Personality
Edward is a very cruel, sadistic, ignorant, selfish and paranoid sponge. He has many diseases, mainly mental ones, which is a result of SpongeBob being a bother in town. His diseases include:
- Schizophrenia: He hears SpongeBob's crazy laugh when he is not even around.
- Multiple personality disorder: He has a split-persona, which is apparently his younger self, as shown in Sponge on the Run.
- Homicidomania: He is a mass murderer, secretly killing multiple people in Bikini Bottom (thus reducing its population as shown in the series).
Abilities and talents
- Intelligence: He is one of the intelligent residents of Bikini Bottom, displaying his intellect in high school. However, now he rarely uses it, due to him only thinking about killing SpongeBob.
- Singing: He has a fantastic singing voice, which he never used until Sponge on the Run.
- Piano playing: He can play piano very well in "The Legend of Boo-Kini Bottom".
- Knowledge of weapons: He knows many kinds of weapons, especially knives.
Characters relationship
SpongeBob SquarePants
Just like his friend Squidward, Ed hates his brother and even tried to murder him many times.
Patrick Star
Edward also hates Patrick as well as Squidward.
Sandy Cheeks
They both usually don't mind each other's company.
Eugene Krabs
Mr. Krabs was Edward's boss before he got fired. Edward disliked Krabs for not paying him much.
Oregon Craps
Edward is on much better terms with Oregon Craps than Eugene due to him being Mr. Krabs' evil cousin.
King Caden
He absolutely hates King Caden and his anime girlfriend as well as his domain over the landscape of Bikini Bottom. He needs to bride his officials to get his way, however King Caden is happy to fund gangsta activities to keep the city at a state of fear.
Sheldon Plankton
They both get along very well, due to having a similar maniacal personality.
Squidward Tentacles
He met Squidward when he was in school. They were good friends and never argued until SpongeBob came in their life.
Mrs. Puff
They both were criminals, thus getting along well.
Gary the Snail
They both usually don't mind each other's company.
Pearl Krabs
Mr. Krabs once hired Edward as her math teacher when he noticed his talents.
BlackJack
They both get along really well, as Edward helped BlackJack break out of prison.
Bikini Bottomites
Most of the citizens are afraid of him due to his maniacal behavior.
Trivia
- GoodBob disowned him and treats him like he never existed.
- Similar to how 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob is framed as a freaky doppelganger God but is actually the original GoodBob who was created as a Replicant in reaction to fim. GangstaBob is a demon imposter and is considered FraudBob. However he has his own minions to fight Freaktures known as Cryptids who are made the exact way as Professor Poopypants' SCPs but with the forces of darkness backing him instead of the SCP Foundation and light, CloonBob who was formerly George Clooney before the timeskip is one of the many cryptids used to fight the Good Society, FreakyBob, and Wario.
- GangstaBob and Professor Poopypants both have to brainwash and force others to become SCPs and Cryptids, meanwhile FreakyBob simply spreads Freakycooties as an ideological virus against what he and Mort call normies.
- He would try to take over anime on Weeaboo Island to create gestalt copies called Chinese Cartoons. Peter Pan is in charge of the distribution of Chinese Cartoons.
- He once tried to ask Santa Claus for a large supply of weapons only to receive nothing and accidentally shipped his letter to the Krampus. Edward hates Santa Claus.
- FreakyBob threatened his The Breaking Baddies to become the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Freakers.
- In order to get more profit since weed was not making him a lot of money, SpongeCock asked Professor Sedgewick to produce vodka for him to sell.
- SpongeCock's bathroom is usually hogged up by Fatrick since he shits a lot of the time because of the ice cream cake he devours.
- He never actually joined an organized gang before Giorno's. Before, he was just LARPing with his "gangsta" allies.
- In 5th grade, he was bullied for his pants sagging so much that the other kids could see his diaper.
- He had black thick Elvis Presley-like hair, until it was sucked with a reef blower by SpongeBob. Most people suggested it's a wig, until it was confirmed it was his real hair. The reason they came off quickly is because of him being too nervous. It was also further revealed that his hair are completely gray (which is also due to his anger), but Edward hides this by using dye on his hair.
- In the third movie, Edward had grayish-red hair as young adult.
- He has a very large brain, that is impossible to hide back if revealed.
- He was born on Leif Erikson Day, as well as Squidward.
- Unlike Squidward, Edward is immune for many things, like SpongeBob's thumbs, moldy patties, Plankton's idiot sauce and Plankrab's handshakes.
- If a gap is created in his teeth, he will become much like SpongeBob, happy and childish, while others just whistle.
- He turns unconscious instantly when out of water, because of bad health and broken nervous system.
- He is afraid of fishermen at some sort, he even asks SpongeBob if Sandy is send by fishermen to kill them after they first met. This is because his grandfather was captured by fishermen at his very eyes.
- His middle name is Killemall (kill them all), which shows his evil nature. His parents gave him Gerald as middle name, but he changed it.
- He has two driving licences, one of which has his normal picture signatured "Ed.", and another one with creepy face signtured "I'LL DESTROY YOU ALL!!!", once again showing his evil nature.
- He can't sing without his Singatron-2999, which he puts in his throat. He also never sung on stage.
- During his first performance, he wondered what a microphone is despite using it many times. It's mostly due to the show's unstable continuity.
- He, like many other characters on the show, breaks the fourth wall by talking to the viewers. He, however, calls fourth-wall breaking one of his "mental illnesses".
- He still sometimes wears diapers.
- He still can't read at the age of 39.
- He once bought a refurbished Nintendo Air Fryer.
- He is a huge supporter of the Ishvalan War.
- Loves helping the homeless stay homeless.
- He loves eating them as well.
- Has a crush on the Tooth Fairy.
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Gangster SpongeBob guarding the small town of Simpele against the Russian border, just over the other side.
Robot Ally for Edward
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Kamp Koral
TPSS
Edoogar, Stone Age ancestor
