Jason Gomez The Dinosaur
"Are you serious? Undertaker feels like he wants to live here around the sinking sand? Come on! The sinking sand is like quicksand and you feel like living there? Okay, I am pretty sure Undertaker is really an Idiot." - Jason Gomez
The ultimate user to have been associated with the Super Origami Kingdom/Super Origami Universe, an infamous online group filled with users who BASH the OPINION BASHERS!!!! He is a badass blue dinosaur who loves magical horse pu-tang and making sick rants that go hard. Enrique views him as a true role-model and unfortunately for Jason, alongside Astro Boy, SandwichFucker34, and Diego Marcoson; was allegedly kicked from Super Origami Kingdom/Super Origami Universe for making a rant on some random kid (even though DED6 did the exact same thing and is still there like seriously fuck that dude).
He also has been best friends with Astro Boy Productions since the first grade and even has a waifu by the name of Princess Luna which is pretty awesome. He used to be affiliated with DED6's side during The USERS™ Saga and this ended his friendship with Diego Marcoson whom were friends before this. Eventually though, Jason had enough of being on a worthless side that doesn't treat him or Astro Boy right so he betrayed to join Diego's side which is zased. It ended as a tie though but Jason has been freaky-affiliated with the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety!.
But Jason Gomez isn't friendly as he seems as he was the main fucking antagonist of Meme Saga 358/2 Users(3DS Game), where he obtains the USERStone and becomes so fucking powerful as the prophet of the upcoming users who feed on dimensional travel across the Multiverse where Jason is like Sheen in that one episode where the power and intelligence gets him through and becomes more eviler as he was a dumbass before. He even made Dr. Hämsterviel and Mr. Game & Watch team up for the first and final time as Jason kidnapped many of their allies but he was defeated in the end by Jazzi and Pato and the other two by the ultimate battle. He gets jailed for a few years alongside with Astro but Diego had the money to get himself a very good lawyer but he still remained in the Cult of Squid for a few more years before leaving and eventually joining the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety!
Biography[edit | edit source]
Creation[edit | edit source]
Jason was born
1970's Arc[edit | edit source]
He then went in the first grade and met Astro Boy Productions but when they were drafted in the Vietnam War because fuck them I suppose. There he met Granny and did warcrimes in Vietnam while in the second grade like wtf. Jason then wrote a biography about this and gets veteran checks all the time but after the war, he and Astro Boy became deep friends and has been since.
1980's Arc[edit | edit source]
He then became jealous of his little brother, Littlefoot, for making a movie all about him that made millions so Jason killed him and never got caught but he then thought to himself about becoming a wrestler since he is pretty strong and beated up many, MANY people and so this impressed Princess Luna who wanted to date him and she did as the two became partners but she wanted to leave him after a month since he was not even caring for her and just wanted sex so she tried to leave but Jason beard her up so bad that she never tried that again as she is always Jason's little love interest.
1990's Arc[edit | edit source]
He then became even more good as a wrestler but then there was the Undertaker Penguin which Jason Gomez hated so much as the Undertaker was so ignorant and so rude to Jason that he often teased Jason on how weak he is and doing questionable things like trying to eat a live chicken and be in the sinking sand like bro you such so Jason Gomez actually killed him on live TV which Jason lied and says it was only injuries but he was let off easy to quit wrestling forever since nobody liked that turd. He then gooned to Tiny Toons Adventures and do some zaza with Jason while treating Princess Luna like a slave.
Everything Else[edit | edit source]
Yep, Jason Gomez is sure of a USER USER USER.
Gallery[edit | edit source]
Jason Gomez, The Cum Eater
Luna whenever Jason orders her to get food
Jason Gomez's Debut Album
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- Rickraptor105 + even more autism = jason gomez the dinosaur
- It was later confirmed by leaked Discord screenshots that Jason got kicked because he made a suicide joke (Proving once again that Jason is fucking based af)
- He hasn't mentally aged since first grade and ages in dinosaurs is really confusing but he's like 21 or 22 or even 23 idk
- He is fwiends with Biffy Jones