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{{Music|Anti Capitulation.mp3|Anti Capitulation|TestingABetterMusicIconForViadimir.webp.png|bg=#DB261D}}
<blockquote>"Comrades attention I Viadimir Koltsov have an announcment the so called new norm fanon wiki... It is the worse wiki I have ever seen, Nonanerd, Jack, They never update it the only one writing there is their poor little workhorse and they treat him like a serf meanwhile the pages collect dust like rotten cabbage.. Look at this trash!" - Viadimirs Zased facts</blockquote>
<blockquote>WE GON COME AND BLOW NEW JERSEY UP</blockquote>
<blockquote>Pizza hut and Pepsi were filthy Kapitalist inventions made to destroy the happy Kommunist Land GRR I HATE GORBACHEV FOR BETRAYING US!!! DAMN!!! YOU GORBACHEV!!!!</blockquote>
<blockquote>WHERE IS MY FUCKING KOMMUNISM</blockquote>

[[File:ViadimirsZasedAnnouncement.mp4]]

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|Name=<center>Viadimir Koltsov
|Image=[[File:ViadimirKommunism.png|250px|[Insert]]]
|Franchise=<center>Blood Debt
|Appearances=<center>
* Blood Debt
* Neo Blood Debt
* Omniverse Saga
* Sora AI
* NO MERCY 3
|Aliases=<center>
* Viadimir Freaksov
* Viadimir Goonsov
* Kommunism Man
* Washed Up Kommunist
* Viadimir I smack up my wifesov
* Larper Hater Koltsov
* Koltsov
|Occupation=<center>
* Agricultural Scientist
* Professional Wife Beater
* Kommunist
* CSGO Case Opening streamer
* Jah King Ofh
|Physiological Age=<center>45
|Place of Birth=<center>Noobic Union
|Gender=<center>Male
|Fantasy Race=<center>Human
|Ethnicity=<center>European
|Nationality=<center>Russian
|Height=<center>Tall
|Woke=<center>Woke Kommunist
|Social Credit=<center>+10000
|Accent=<center>Russian
|Interest=<center>
* Playing CSGO
* Opening CSGO Cases
* Watching Gore
* Beating Wife
* Drinking
*Drunk Driving
* Praising Kommunism
|Politics=<center>Kummunism
|Wife=<center>Natasha Koltsova
|Martial Status=<center>Yes Sadly
|Love Interest=<center>Joseph Stalin
|Affiliations=<center>[[Turkish Shadow Government]] [[Neo Freaky Susiety]] Kommunism [[Hiei]]
|Award=<center>Most Freaky Kommunist Award
|Pronouns=<center>He/Him
|Alignment=<center>Chaotic Neutral
|Criminal Record=<center>{{Scroll|
* Domestic Abuse
* Mass Murder
* 11 counts of first degree
* Terrorism
* Antisemitism (according to big yahu)
* Hate Crimes
* Crimes against larping
* Anti Larper Sentiments
* Murder
* Beating Wife
* Public Indecency
* Gooning To Much}}
|Residency=<center>Kommunist Shack
|Sexual Orientation=<center>Bisexual
|Emblem=<center>☭
|Complexion=<center>{{Colorbox|Yellow|White but due to Roblox he's yellow|Black}}
|Hair Color=<center>{{Colorbox|Brown|Brown?|White}}
|Eye Color=<center>{{Colorbox|Brown|Brown|Black}}
|Aura Color=<center>{{Colorbox|Red|Kommunist Red|Black}}
|E-Mail Address=<center>KommunistIdolKoltsov@gmail.com
|Phone Number=<center>(insert Number Here)
|Signature=<center><div style="background: #DB261D;">Владимир Кольцов
|Status=<center><div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" data-expandtext="Show" data-collapsetext="Hide">'''Alive'''</div>}}

'''Viadmir Koltsov (Владимир Кольцов)''', also known by his other zased name '''Viadimir 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴sov''', is one of the most zased individuals during the larper saga and is the main protagonist of 99% of Vesnas sora AI content. He is a washed up Kommunist wannabe who lives out in the middle of fucking nowhere, where he plays CSGO watches gore vids and goons a lot like a true freaker. he is a major character during the events of the infamous larper saga. He is one of the most zased Blood Debt Juggernauts of all time he gets 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 with the entire female cast + Gay People in the game. Viadimir is also the biggest hater of Rich people, The entire Tiykoon family, all LARPers and those who use NPC Sites like the Villains Fanon Wiki. Viadimir Destroys NPCS with his AK47 and Sickle.

Viadimir is known in the series for his severe anger issues as he's been known to easily lose his shit and start beating the shit out of those who either disrespect his kommunism, Glaze Kapitalism or worse... Be a fan of NPC Media, He takes his anger out on anyone including his wife, [[Hiei]] (but he still lost the fight against him) and the most famous example being the time he threw a chair at [[Agnes Tachyon]] before beating the shit out of her in a fit of rage because she said and I quote "Kommunism Bad". He is very sexy like top ten Tumblr sexymen sexy but he gets mogged by the GOAT Hidan. Viadimir is also the perpetrator of the Serebryakov Highrise Residences and Offices shooting that killed about 11 and almost killed him too after he got speared through a window by an NPC author. Viadimir 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴sov is super cum inducing it is a well known fact.

It is unknown if Viadimir is a canon member of the freaky susiety or is canon at all in the lore of the fanboy and chumchum bible aka the freaky saga as He was made by Vesna and is apart of the Larper saga which is technically a sora ai exclusive plotline IDK lol. Also its unknown if this Version of Koltsov is the one from
==Appearance==

Viadimir has buzz-cut hair hidden beneath a red knit TOQUE. He wears a brown ZASED military trench coat with shoulder boards, which he has kept since the Kommunist Pizza Hut Wars, with a hammer and sickle peeking out from his pocket. He also wears grey pants and combat boots.

==Personality==
Viadimir is an idealistic, charismatic, and principled man who strongly believes in equality and socialism. A natural leader and persuasive speaker, he is willing to sacrifice his personal happiness and family life for his political ideals. Though war and the collapse of the Noobic Union have made him more cynical and paranoid, he remains determined to create a better susiety using his freaky kummunism. However Viadimir knows deep down that the npcs have ruined susiety so much that even using freaky kommunism wouldn't even work.

Viadimir also likes to position himself as the best character in the wiki and in all of fiction and glaze the ideals of kommunism all day long to the point where if someone makes fun of kommunism he will beat the shit out of them with his fist or a chair

Viadimir hates pizza hut and new Jersey for some reason
==Lore==
WIP
===Season 2===
WIP
==Abilities==
* Koltsovs AK - His main epic AK that he uses to annihilate Kapitalists
* Kommunism Sickle - His main melee weapon that he uses to harvest wheat and annihilate Kapitalist
* Kommunist Blast - He can fire of energy laced with his inner kommunism which is similar to the freakism blast that [[Shpak Romanov]] uses
* Freaky Kommunist Blast - Also known as Freaky Kummunist Blast, Viadimir does the Kommunist Blast But Imbues it with inner freaky energy
* Retracting Sickle - Koltsov's sickle somehow has the power to retract itself and return to sender like its a fucking Boomerang
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==Gallery==
<gallery>
File:VIADIMIRWHATTHEFUCKAREYOUDOING.jpeg
File:ViadimirWhenKommunismLol.jpeg
File:ViadimirAllRoadsLeadToKommunism.jpeg
File:ViadimirDoesNotGAF.jpeg
File:Viadimirlings.jpeg
File:ViadimirHitsHisDance.gif
File:Viadimir Koltsov (2).png
File:KoltsovDestroysKapitalistDegenerateGame.mp4
File:KoltsovLosesItOverKommunism.mp4
File:KoltsovDestroysTakuji.mp4
File:TUFFTCCBOYY.png
File:KoltsovBall.jpeg
File:KoltsovSketch.png
File:Bonelabsov.png
File:KommunistPizzaHutWarFlashbacksov.jpg|A photo of the battle of pizza hut featuring Koltsov and his superior. [[Balalaika]]
File:ViadimirsChair.png|Koltsov Aura Farming in his chair
File 0000000034b08207ba1c7923e2c0201d.png|Oh no fraud watching veronika r34
</gallery>

==Relationships==
* Joseph Stalin - Secret Lover
* Natasha Koltsova - Current Wife
* SHOTGUNN - Stupid Fangirl
* Vesna Belova - Other Insane Fangirl
* [https://www.mariowiki.com/Mikhail_S._Gorbachev Mikhail S. Gorbachev] - ENEMIES
* [[Jakarta Istambul Panini Sr.]] - Boss
* [[Nikita Melnik]] - Loyal Comrade
* [[Balalaika]] - Old Squadmate
* [[Hiei]] - Business partners and Acquaintances
* Dr. Hämsterviel - Business Partner
* [[Pistacchio Joe]] - Acquaintance
* [[Shitty G]] - Uneasy Acquaintance
* I Need More Boolets Guy (???) - Former Comrade
* Super Creek (???) - Former Business Partner
* [[Benjamin Netanyahu]] - Adversary
* [[Mamiya Takuji]] - Adversary
* [[Melody]] - Crush
* Nonanerd and Jack - Adversaries
* [[Catalog muffin]] - Adversary
* The Tiykoon family - Hates them all and hope they die
* [[Tomoko Kuroki]] - Adversary
* [[Denis Zhuka]] - Acquaintance
* [[Randrei Aleksandr]] - Uneasy Aquaintance
* [[Shpak Romanov]] - Adversary
* [[Aleksandra Karzova]] - Adversary by association of Shpak
* [[Stanislav|Stanislav Jr.]] - Friends
* [[Vesna]] - Business Partner who he Tolerates
* [[A literal fucking panda|Duan Zhaohui]] - Frenemy
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* [[Fyodor Yelistratov]] - Adversary and Political Rival
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* [[Hänsel & Gretel]] - Foreshadowed Acquaintances
* Tamamo Cross - not a big fan of
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* Ibragim Vasilyev - second biggest fan
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==Trivia==
* His theme is a fucking banger.
* The Closet in his house holds like 500 Kalashnikov's
* He Solos new Normies
* Viadimir broke up with SHOTGUNN for disrespecting the based neo blood debt wiki
* Viadimir's Yumewife is totally named after ME and not shotgunns self insert because Viadimir liked my wiki more
* He is the most zased out of the main 3 juggernauts
* he bought a musket with a school chromebook
* Despite everything he had done for The Freaky Kommunists beliefs, Viadimir's greatest regret was the amount of time he had lost with his Pizza Hut Hating family.
* His experiences during the Kommunist Pizza Hut Wars were the reason he stopped fearing death, but they also left him deeply afraid of dying without accomplishing anything.
* DO NOT confuse him with the gross [[Viadimeerkat Catsov]] or his Copycat [[Nikita Melnik]]
* He threatened to blow new Jersey up
** He later Blew New Jersey Up during season 2 with Chief Keef
* He hates [https://www.mariowiki.com/Mikhail_S._Gorbachev Mikhail S. Gorbachev], aka the Pizza Hut Guy, for being the last Soviet Leader who indirectly ended almost all of Communist nations under the end of his leadership. He just wanted Pepsi and Pizza Hut but Viadimir will have something trigger inside his brain when someone mentions him and will go berserk for a second.
* he is not actually friends with [[Hiei]] they are mostly business partners
* He Destroys Kapitalist NPCS with his 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Peepee
* Viadimir has a sexual attraction to Joseph Stalin
* kummunism
* Viadimir hates uma musume LARPers aka people who like Goldship and Agnes only but as season 2 went on it turned into severe hatred for the entire fan base due to Agnes's rings in Romania turning the fanbase into blue archive 2.0
* Viadimir is zased despite believing in NPC Kommunism
* Viadimir is known in the sora ai videos to give out awards for certain characters outstanding incompetence these awards include the worst Juggernaut ever awards, The Worst Larper Ever awards, The Potential Juggernaut award the worst concept juggernaut ever award ECT. he often gives a rusty very ugly trophy to anyone who wins these awards
* Viadimir has so many used tissues in his house from gooning he often has to go to the store to get more lotion and tissues
* Viadimir tried to date [[Melody]]
* He is wanted by the entire Epstein community for breaking a computer with Unteralterbach on it
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==See Also And External Links==
* [https://skullgirlz.wiki/index.php/Viadimir_Koltsov SKULLGIRLZ.WIKI]
* [https://blooddebt1999.miraheze.org/wiki/Viadimir_Koltsov The FAKE! Blood Debt Koltsov]
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[[Category:Season 2 Characters]]

Chilean Skeleton

2026-05-18T18:15:00Z

Solidus Vesna:

{{Under Construction}}
<blockquote>"shut the fuck up old bitch die already you fatass" - Chilean Skeletons Infamous line</blockquote>
<blockquote>"TikiTikiTi TakaTaka Ta TeccaTecca Nine RATATATATA" - Chilean Skeleton</blockquote>
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|gender = Male
|born = Unknown In chile
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|home = Somewhere in Chile
|affiliation = [[𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety!]]
|nationality = Chilean
|job = Professional Menace To Society Freakture Technically
|criminality = TBA BECAUSE ITS ALOT
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|role = Unknown
|actor = Skeleton
|onlyfans = No
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'''The Chilean Skeleton''' from the GTA San Andreas Chilean Skeleton videos is a minor character and one of the most strongest freaktures in the Fanboy and ChumChum Bible. He is the annihilator of NPC franchises and solos [[Police Officer 1]] and [[The Great Gajew]] with his left toe. Chilean Skeleton is not even a freakture he is just some random ass Skeleton from Chile who was found by [[𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫]] after he destroyed half his neighborhood for the sake of the Tikitikiti, He is wanted by the Chilean Authorities and is on the GOPE most wanted list He is also wanted for murdering Gohan with a shotgun during his pre saga antics. He hits the tikitiki ti. He is very cool but not as cool as [[Travis.]]

The Chilean Skeleton is just a skeleton with a hat on and he does the Gmod dance and calls it the tiki tiki ti.

COMING SOON
{{Freaktures}}

Chilean Skeleton

2026-05-18T18:13:08Z

Solidus Vesna:

Chilean Skeleton

2026-05-18T18:12:41Z

Solidus Vesna:

2026-05-06T05:51:18Z

Solidus Vesna:

Subaru Natsuki

2026-05-06T05:44:05Z

Solidus Vesna:

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''Not to be confused with the better [[Natsuki]] and [[Natsuki Daniel]]''
{{Music|Hava Nagila - Agartha Remix.mp3|Hava Nagila - Agartha Remix|Israelgirl.jpg|bg=#D4E6F7}}
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|Aliases=<center>'''Nicknames:'''{{Scroll|
*Barusu (by Ram)
*Pride (by Petelgeuse and Rui)
*Baru (by Typhon)
*Young Su (by Ryuzu)
*Subarun (by Daphne)
*Captain (by Garfiel)
*Brother (by Al and [[Mamiya Takuji (Also Known as Jewish Pedophile)|Takuji]])
*Suu (by Utakata)
*That Person (by Rem)
*Husband-kun (by Flop)
*Basu (by Cecilus)
*Boss (by various NPCs)
*Master (by various NPCs)
*Uau (by Spica)
*Larping bitch (by 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼)}}'''Codenames:'''{{Scroll|
*Natsumi Schwartz (ナツミ・シュバルツ ''Natsumi Shubarutsu'') 
*Natsuki Schwartz (ナツキ・シュバルツ ''Natsuki Shubarutsu'') 
*Little Girl User (幼女使い ''Yōjo Tsukai'') 
*Spirit Knight (精霊騎士 ''Seirei Kishi'') 
*Purge King (粛清王 ''Shukuseiou'') 
*Sin Archbishop of Pride (傲慢の大罪司教 ''Gouman no Daizai Shikyō'')}}
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|Hair Color=<center>{{Colorbox|#0b0601|Very Brown|White}}
|Eye Color=<center>{{Colorbox|#543617|Brown|White}}
|Aura Color=<center>{{Colorbox|#032a02|Very Dark Green|White}}
|Height=<center>172 cm (5'8") ''(FUCK YOU SUBARU FOR HAVING THE SAME FUCKING HEIGHT AS [[User:Barf Bag|BARF BAG]]!!)''
|Weight=<center>66 kg (145½ lbs)
|Birthday=<center>April 1st ♈︎
|Previous Affiliations=<center>Kingdom of Lugunica 
Emilia's Camp 
House Mathers 
Royal Army 
Kararagi 
Banan 
Witch Cult 
Pleiades 
Unified Empire of Vollachia
|Affiliations=<center>NPC Alliance
|Previous Occupation=<center>High School Incel 
Butler 
Gladiator 
Commander of the Pleiades Battalion
|Occupation=<center>Elite NPC Alliance Soldier
|Attribute=<center>Lv. 99 Larp Magic
|Blood Type=<center>🅱️
|Music=<center>bbno$
|Movie=<center>Cuties
|Interest=<center>Larping
|Likes=<center>Larping
|Dislikes=<center><big>𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓲𝓼𝓶</big> A.K.A. <big>Contrarianism</big>
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<blockquote><big>"IT'S CALLED AURA, BRO!"</big> - ''Subaru when being confronted about his stench.''</blockquote><blockquote><big>"I'm literally 1000000x better than this dude, and that's saying something."</big> - ''Shinji Ikari''</blockquote><blockquote><big>"This character is so relatable, he's LITERALLY ME!"</big> - ''Racist “Retard” Rowden'' </blockquote>'''Subaru Natsuki''' (ナツキ・スバル), also known as the '''Aura Monster''' or '''Chibi Reviews Jr.''', is an Israeli-Japanese hikikomori who was transported to an alternative dimension known as Lugunica through yet unknown means, where he was given the Authority which he calls "Return by Death" by Satella—Based on one of the many Omniversal fragments of the [[Enrique|Vermilion E's]] powers—and became the knight of the Kingdom and the personal knight of the Royal Selection Candidate Emilia who he would constantly simp for. 
 
During 2026, his magic, which was that of larping, became extremely powerful and broke the stability of Lugunica's dimension with other characters from other universes finding out about his existence and powers. Larping magic is so powerful that he doesn't touch any media he touches because he's too "bored" to play the games or watch the show, he doesn't even do reviews, instead he cries on Twitter about how "foids" sucks and how women are shallow. After being recruited by the NPC Alliance because of his powerful larping magic, he became best friends with [[Mamiya Takuji (Also Known as Jewish Pedophile)|Mamiya Takuji]] and by proxy, his biggest follower of his schizophrenic views and even copies him a lot like how Subaru loves being a closeted pedophile who tries to "rizz" up lolis. The lolis were Beatrice and Petra who he tried rizzing up and failing when [[𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫]] stole them away from him cause fhe has better pedo rizz but luckily [[Benjamin Netanyahu]] gave Subaru some <s>kidnapped</s> "consenting" Iranian little girls for him to date. Trump and Epstein would be very proud of this man. 
 
Furthermore, he is a retarded NPC crybaby who used to be a huge slob and rude ass son when he was with his parents, apparently his parents already knew he was a fucking failure so they named their child the car brand "Subaru" because they ran out of any good ideas to name their child. He also has the stupidity of thinking that harem anime = real life like he wanted to date Emilia and Rem at the same time so they can suck his dick and live happily forever. Rem left Subaru after he joined Israel and the NPCs so Mamiya Takuji ordered her to be captured and forced to watch dirtgirlworld on repeat to make Subaru not fucking whine again. 
 
Emilia was still friends with Subaru but after Subaru found out that she constantly loved getting her pussy fucked by A LOT OF FUCKING PEOPLE, Subaru snapped even further and refused to talk to her anymore. He later cried about it on twitter (or X if you're a retard) about how he is a victim and Emilia used him (despite the two never being in a relationship.) The 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 who constantly troll him on twitter probably have had more sex than the times Subaru has touched a girl in his life. 
 
Overall, he is a part of the Larping Empire (Israel) and is an elite member of Mamiya's Group just like [[Tomoko Kuroki]] and [[Agnes Tachyon]] whom all possess elite larping powers. For Subaru, his powers are basically like Takuji's but the Diet Coke or Great Value edition of it. Dude doesn't even know what Mort lore is yet pretends to be a fan of fan theories and calls Film Theory a good channel. He also makes the most unfunniest Umamusume, Lobotomy Kaisen, Invincible, and Chainsaw Man memes imaginable with his good ole NPC pals. 
 
During the events of the 2026 Iran war, he repeatedly followed the orders of the heads of the NPC Alliance as he agreed with everything for them and doing what a good NPC soldier does is to spy on people for being 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂. He is known heavily for agreeing with most brain dead normie anime YouTubers and loves spamming the "Absolute Cinema" picture on the UnAnything wiki like a complete troglodyte. 
 
He's also good friends with [[Tung Tung Tung Sahur|Larp Larp Larp Sahur]] and calls him "another brother" as when Subaru was summoned by him under orders of the NPCs, he and him chilled out in the skies of Gaza when they bombed various Palestinian children and then they ate together at Arby's in Tel Aviv.
==Gallery==
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File:Subaru epstein.webp|<center>Subaru Epstein
File:Sfsfdsf.webp
File:VICTORY.webp
File:The-aura-monster-v0-7ouk9bmb3ihg1.webp
File:OH OH OHIO, JUANCARLOGRADIAN REVOLUTIN OF !***.webp|<center>Juancarlo Natsuki
File:Larp Triad.mp4|<center>The Larp Triad
File:Oh Tung!.mp4
File:Happy larpfest daniel.mp4
File:Stairs?.webp|<center>'''DID SOMEONE SAY "STAIRS"?'''
File:Subaruondiscord.webp
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==People who cucked him==
<nowiki>#</nowiki>JUSTICE4EMILIA (she deserves awesome dick)

*[[Your Mum!|Your mum]]
*[[𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫]]
*[[𝓚𝓪-𝓒𝓱𝓾𝓷𝓰]]
*[[Incredible Gassy]]
*[[Bean Khan]]
*[[Dr. Hämsterviel]] and [[Fenneko]] (Threesome)
*[[Hidan]] and [[Envy]] (Threesome)
*[[Extra FreakyBob]]
*[[Buck Cluck]]
*[[Crash]]
*[[Biggie Cheese]]
*[[Vivian]]
*[[Hermann Fegelein]]
*[[Greed]]
*[[Otis]]
*[[Paul Blart]]
*[[Parappa The Rapper]]
*[[Gangsta-Bob]]
*[[Jason Gomez The Dinosaur]]
*[[A1 Steak Sauce]]
*[[Dr fuck you|Dr. Fuck You]] and [[Dr. Doe]] (Threesome)
*[[Dr. Rizzler zesticles|Dr. Rizzler Zesticles]]
*[[Nack the shitter|Nack The Shitter]]
*[[Bertram Winkle]]
*[[Mr. Frog]]
*[[The Lorax]]
*[[Fassad]] and [[8-Ball]] (Threesome)
*[[Dreamybull]]
*[[DOCTOR|Doctor]]
*[[Dr. Insano!]]
*[[Vanilla the Rabbit|Vanilla The Rabbit]] (Pegging)
* [[General Grimm]]
* [[Sgt. Hawk Tuah]]
* [[Riff]]
* [[Thicc]]
* [[Shrap]]
* [[Scorch]]
* Private Hooper
*Futa Tsunade
*Felix The Femboy
*Cheeto Man
*Black Yoshi
*[[Skibidi Toilet|Some Skibidi Toilets]]
*[[Dragan Markovic]]
*[[Gold Ship]] (Pegging)
*[[Oguri Cap]] (Pegging)
*[[Meggy thiccster|Meggy Thiccster]] (Pegging)
*[[Morgz Mum|Morgz's Mum]] (Pegging)
*[[Isabelle]] (Pegging)
*[[Retsuko]] (Pegging)
*[[Lady Bow]] (Pegging)
*[[Karina]] (Pegging)
*[[Vibri]] (Pegging)
*[[Shutterstock Hatsune Miku]] (Pegging)
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Viadimir Koltsov

2026-04-29T12:01:04Z

Solidus Vesna:

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<blockquote>"Comrades attention I Viadimir Koltsov have an announcment the so called new norm fanon wiki... It is the worse wiki I have ever seen, Nonanerd, Jack, They never update it the only one writing there is their poor little workhorse and they treat him like a serf meanwhile the pages collect dust like rotten cabbage.. Look at this trash!" - Viadimirs Zased facts</blockquote>

[[File:KoltsovExplainsWhyTheNewNormiesSuck.mp4]]

{{Character Box 1
|title = Viadimir Koltsov
|image = ViadimirKommunism.webp
|imagegallery =
|caption = Washed Up Kommunist
|fullname = Viadimir Koltsov
|aliases =
* Viadimir Freaksov
* Viadimir Goonsov
* Kommunism Man
* Washed Up Kommunist
* Viadimir I smack up my wifesov
* Larper Hater Koltsov
* Koltsov
|species = robloxian
|gender = Male
|born = idfk
|age = 45
|family =
|home = Some random ass shack
|affiliation =
* Kommunism
* Freaky Susiety
* [[Hiei]] and [[Super Creek]]
|nationality = Nussian
|job =
* Agricultural Scientist
* Professional Wife Beater
* Kommunist
* CSGO Case Opening streamer
* Jah King Ofh
|criminality =
* Domestic Abuse
* Mass Murder
* 11 counts of first degree
* Terrorism
* Antisemitism (according to big yahu)
* Hate Crimes
* Crimes against larping
* Anti Larper Sentiments
* Murder
* Beating Wife
* Public Indecency
* Gooning To Much
|rank =
|appears =
* The Larp Saga
* Most of Vesnas Sora ai videos
|role = Protag technically in the sora videos
|actor =
|onlyfans = yes
|status = alive
|custom_title_1 = Hobbies
|custom_info_1 =
* Playing CSGO
* Opening CSGO Cases
* Watching Gore on watchrobloxiansdie
* Beating Wife
* Drinking
* Drunk Driving
* Praising Kommunism
|custom_title_2 = Enemies
|custom_info_2 =
* The Tiykoon family
* [[Mamiya Takuji (Also Known as Jewish Pedophile)|Mamiya Takuji]]
* [[Tomoko Kuroki]]
* [[Agnes Tachyon]]
* [[Benjamin Netanyahu|Big Yahu]]
* [[The New Norm Wiki Council|Nonanerd and Jack]]
* [https://www.mariowiki.com/Mikhail_S._Gorbachev Mikhail S. Gorbachev]
* All Larpers
}}

'''Viadmir Koltsov (Владимир Кольцов)''', also known by his other zased name '''Viadimir 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴sov''', is one of the most zased individuals during the larper saga and is the main protagonist of 99% of Vesnas sora AI content. He is a washed up Kommunist wannabe who lives out in the middle of fucking nowhere, where he plays CSGO watches gore vids and goons a lot like a true freaker. he is a major character during the events of the infamous larper saga. He is one of the most zased Blood Debt Juggernauts of all time he gets 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 with the entire female cast + Gay People in the game. Viadimir is also the biggest hater of Rich people, The entire Tiykoon family, all LARPers and those who use NPC Sites like the [[Villains Fanon Wiki]]. Viadimir Destroys NPCS with his AK47 and Sickle.

Viadimir is known in the series for his severe anger issues as he's been known to easily lose his shit and start beating the shit out of those who either disrespect his kommunism, Glaze Kapitalism or worse... Be a fan of NPC Media, He takes his anger out on anyone including his wife, [[Hiei]] (but he still lost the fight against him) and the most famous example being the time he threw a chair at [[Agnes Tachyon]] before beating the shit out of her in a fit of rage because she said and I quote "Kommunism Bad". He is very sexy like top ten Tumblr sexymen sexy but he gets mogged by the GOAT [[Hidan]]. Viadimir is also the perpetrator of the Serebryakov Highrise Residences and Offices shooting that killed about 11 and almost killed him too after he got speared through a window by an NPC author. Viadimir 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴sov is super cum inducing it is a well known fact.

It is unknown if Viadimir is a canon member of the freaky susiety or is canon at all in the lore of the fanboy and chumchum bible aka the freaky saga as He was made by Vesna and is apart of the Larper saga which is technically a sora ai exclusive plotline IDK lol. Also its unknown if this Version of Koltsov is the one from [https://neoblooddebt.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_Page Neo Blood Debt]
==Biography==
===Pre-Saga===
====Early Life====
WIP
====Serebryakov Highrise Residences and Offices Shooting====
WIP
===Pre-Larper Saga===
====IDFK====
===Larper Saga===

[[File:ViadimirHitsHisDance.gif|center|thumb]]
==Trivia==
* Due to Viadimir killing Alexei's father it can be seen as the sole reason why Alexei would end up becoming a TCC [[Agnes Tachyon|Speedy Horse girls]] Larper
* Viadimir is zased despite believing in NPC Kommunism
* Viadimir is known in the sora ai videos to give out awards for certain characters outstanding incompetence these awards include the worst Juggernaut ever awards, The Worst Larper Ever awards, The Potential Juggernaut award the worst concept juggernaut ever award ECT. he often gives a rusty very ugly trophy to anyone who wins these awards
* Viadimir has no idea that [[Shouko Nishimiya]] is Deaf
* Viadimir hates uma musume LARPers aka people who like Goldship and Agnes only
* [[Tamamo Cross]] is not a big fan of Koltsov this is because Koltsov is affiliated with her goo goo babies torturer Super Creek.
* This page is Vesna's first attempt to recover from his hiatus from the saga after most of the writing skills degrading whilst in the new norm.
* The Closet in his house holds like 500 Kalashnikov's
* Viadimir has so many used tissues in his house from gooning he often has to go to the store to get more lotion and tissues
* Viadimir has a sexual attraction to Joseph Stalin
* His theme is a fucking banger.
* He hates [https://www.mariowiki.com/Mikhail_S._Gorbachev Mikhail S. Gorbachev], aka the Pizza Hut Guy, for being the last Soviet Leader who indirectly ended almost all of Communist nations under the end of his leadership. He just wanted Pepsi and Pizza Hut but Viadimir will have something trigger inside his brain when someone mentions him and will go berserk for a second.
* Due to Viadimirs actions he'd be seen as a martyr figure to a group of Ultranationalists, this group would later attempt to overthrow the noobic federation in his name under the command of his lookalike, Nikita Melnik. However the group would be ruined by the NPC spy known as Ibragim Vasilyev.
* The Shutdown for SORA has done irreparable damage to the larper saga, This would later lead to him becoming canon to the Freaky Susiety
* He Destroys Kapitalist NPCS with his 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Peepee
* kummunism
* Viadimir keeps foreshadowing the inevitable return of The Twins
* He Solos new Normies
==Gallery==
<gallery>
TestingABetterMusicIconForViadimir.webp|Viadimir during his act of trolling
DontEvenTripKoltsov.jpeg|DON'T EVEN TRIP DAWG
ViadimirItripped.gif|"Viadimir I tripped"
ViadimirDoesNotGAF.jpeg|Viadimir during a hurricane
Viadimirlings.jpeg|Viadimir creating Viadimirlings using mitosis for the sake of psychologically torturing Alexei
ViadimirAllRoadsLeadToKommunism.jpeg|All Roads Lead to Kommunism
</gallery>

Victor

2026-04-27T17:23:24Z

Solidus Vesna: New comments

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''Not to be confused with the [[Victor Donovan|NPC Victor]]''
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| Image = [[File:Bigoleyes.webp|300px]]
| Pronoun = He/Him/Fuck/You
|Birthday=June 2nd
|Sex='''{{color|0f1bc3|Male}}''' [[File:Male.png|10px|link=]]
|Height= 172 cm (5'8")
|Penis Size= Very Big
|Neurodevelopmental Disorder= [[File:Autism.png|20px|link=]]'''Autism Spectrum Disorder''' A.D.H.D 
|Rizz= Positive
|Bounty= 67,000,000 Dollars
|Favourite Drink= Mountain Dew Baja Blast Cherry Coke Strawberry Crush Mountain Dew Voltage Regular Mountain Dew Cherry Pepsi
|Complexion= White
|Aura Colour= Dark Purple and Black
|Occupation=Elite 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Goon
|Love Interest= Hishi Amazon (Girlfriend)
|Ethnicity=Anglo-American
|Fantasy Race=Homo Sapien
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<blockquote>"Fuck all of this, im going back home to jerk off"</blockquote><blockquote>"WHY DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR ACTIONS!!!" - Victor talking to a kidnapped NPC</blockquote>Victor Willard Porter, also known as just Vic, is a anti-social psycho who is hated by many people just for his personality and how he sticks out from the norm. Born in Lexington, KY, the city was known for being so fucking boring and when Victor stand out in the city, he was mocked and bullied by people that made him know how cruel the world can be. He used to like staying in his room all day and only eat Ramen and TV Dinners or anything that is microwavable since he cannot cook for shit. He also goes on websites to rage-bait people or masturbate a lot like A LOT(even his mom knows he does this and its sad). He didn't wanna work at and stay unemployed but then he liked killing and enlisted up to be an assassin loyal to no side and when he does join one for conveience, he backstabs them in any way. Including friends that trusted him which he regretted and wanted to be friends with them again but was rejected by all of them, he tries to understand concepts of it but his brain tells people to fuck off all the time. He later stopped being one when he joined up with [[L.O.S.E.R.S|Freaky SUSiety]] when he was told by his weed dealer, [[Enrique]], about the group and became one of it's founding members and also became best buds with his weed dealer. He also thinks that an upside-cross necklace is so fucking cool without knowing what it means.

He's kind of a lunatic, having strange ways for battling and does not care for sympathy when fighting someone with his Cursed Knife Technique, which is his main weapon he uses and its filled with so much poison so nobody needs to be slashed with that thing. Fights are where he wins at but a lot of things he kinda sucks ass at like trying to draw, make music, play sports, or playing very difficult games as he's always a loser at those stuff. Hell, his name is fucking Victor yet he a total loser so it's really ironic. He does know a lot about history though and likes to spergs it out to people, even if they're not interested in the topic. This is due to him being very autistic and even has ADHD so you know this guy is very neurodivergent.

He also has a girlfriend, whom is called Hishi Amazon, a horse-girl who was his childhood friend in Lexington but had to move away due to her family moving to Japan to enlist Hishi Amazon to be taken care and trained by the JRA since she was rejected by every American Uma Organizations. He later went to Japan because of a assassin job and when he was dirt poor, he bet all of his money on Hishi Amazon as she won her race and he got [[loadsamoney]]. They later reunited when Hishi Amazon was at a convention and recognized his face. They smoked at the back of the building talking on where they have been and then became a couple after weeks of flirting. She also made him actually eat quality food and made him get out of his shell. Vic also has a ex-girlfriend but she is a fucking psycho that Vic had to kill her himself, that being a therian who wanted to kill Vic for hating on therians but all he was doing was calling her cringe.

Other than Enrique, his best friend has to be [[Boognish]]. Despite that dude being a eldritch god that lived for many centuries, they get along well due to them having similar interests like smoking weed and shit. They get drunk all the time together, play games together, binge watch shows together, and have goon-off's with eachother. Victor is like John to Boognish's Jesus in the Boognish religion but Victor doesn't care about the whole worshipping and only thinks Boognish as his best friend which Boognish respects. Its the second Variant of Boognish that hangs out with him all the time but when the first Variant comes, he will protect Victor no matter what and will slaughter anyone in his path for him despite Victor clearly saying he'll defend himself and will die a martyr if he has to.

== Comments ==
Hold up this is peak
 -- [[User:Solidus Vesna|Solidus Vesna]] ([[User talk:Solidus Vesna|talk]]) 13:23, 27 April 2026 (EDT)

Jay Sullivan

2026-04-22T17:16:28Z

Solidus Vesna:

[[File:JayHimmler.jpg|left|thumb]]
'''Jay Sullivan''' Also known as '''Jay Himmler''' is the successor to [[Perkins Miller|Adolf Perkins Miller]] as the CEO of one of the worst websites of all time known as Fandom.

Like his predecessor, he hates fanon wikis so he blew up the Save-Ums Fanon wiki. #RIPSUFW

He is responsible for the Holocaust for Vandals or something like that

2026-04-17T11:23:44Z

Solidus Vesna: /* People who cucked him */

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<div style="background: linear-gradient(360deg, #D4E6F7, #D4E6F7, #D4E6F7); color: black; outline: 5px solid #006CB0; padding: 10px; border-radius: 10px 10px;"><span style="font-size: 500%; background-image:linear-gradient(120deg,blue, blue); -webkit-background-clip: text; -webkit-text-fill-color:white; -webkit-text-stroke: 0.175em transparent; font-family:Times New Roman">'''Subaru Natsuki'''
''Not to be confused with the better [[Natsuki]]''
{{Music|Hava Nagila - Agartha Remix.mp3|Hava Nagila - Agartha Remix|Israelgirl.jpg|bg=#D4E6F7}}
{{THE_ACTUAL_REAL_CHARACTER_TEMPLATE_USE_THIS|title1 = Subaru Natsuki|image1 = Subaru Shartsuki.jpg|caption1 = Walking up the faggot stairs|full_name = Subaru Tel Aviv Natsuki|alias = Larping bitch|species = HOMO Sapien|power_level = Larp|location = Israel|occupation = IDF Soldier|height = 5'8(fuck you Subaru for having the SAME FUCKING HEIGHT AS ME)|blood_type = B|favorite_musician = BBNO$|favorite_movie = Cuties|hobbies = larping|likes = larping|dislikes = not larping}}<blockquote>"IT'S CALLED AURA, BRO!" - Subaru when being confronted by his stench</blockquote><blockquote>"Im literally 1000000x better than this dude" - Shinji Ikari</blockquote><blockquote>"This character is so relatable, he's LITERALLY ME!" - Racist Rowden </blockquote>'''Subaru Natsuki''', also known as Aura Monster or Chibi Reviews, is a Israeli-Japanese guy who larps in every media he touches because he's too "bored" to play the games or watch the show, he doesn't even do reviews, instead he cries on Twitter. He is best friends with [[Mamiya Takuji (Also Known as Jewish Pedophile)|Mamiya Takuji]] and his biggest follower of his schizophrenic views and even copies him a lot like Subaru being a pedophile as he "rizzes" up Loli's. The Loli's were Beatrice and Petra who he tried rizzing up and failing when the police when to investigate him but luckily [[Benjamin Netanyahu]] saved his ass from going to jail. [[EDP445]] and [[Quetzalcoatl|Lucoa]] would be very proud of this man.

He is a retarded NPC crybaby who slobs in his room all day when he was with his parents, apparently his parents already knew he was a fucking failure so they named their child the car brand "Subaru" because they ran out of any good ideas to name their child. He also has the stupidity of thinking that harem anime = real life like he wanted to date Emilia and Rem at the same time so they can suck his dick and live happily forever. Rem left Subaru after he joined Israel so Mamiya Takuji ordered her to be captured and forced to watch dirtgirlworld on repeat to make Subaru not fucking whine again. Emilia is still with Subaru but not in a way you think, she cucks him in any chance she could and fucked with MANY FUCKING PEOPLE that Subaru is completely oblivious too and brags on twitter on how he has a girlfriend while the trolls have none. The trolls are probably fucking his "girlfriend" as Emilia always refuses having sex with Subaru saying that she's busy but we all know she isn't.

He is a part of the Larping Empire(Israel) and is an elite member of Mamiya's Group just like [[Tomoko Kuroki]] and [[Agnes Tachyon]] whom all possess elite larping powers. For Subaru, his powers are basically like Takuji's but the Diet Coke or Great Value edition of it. Dude doesn't even know what Jujutsu Kaisen is yet pretends to be a fan and calls Ryu "Jane Juliet". He also makes the most unfunniest Umamusume, Lobotomy Kaisen, Invincible, and Chainsaw Man Memes with his good ole pals.

During the events of the saga, he repeatedly dick-rides the heads of the NPC Alliance as he agrees to everything for them and doing what a good NPC Citizen does is to spy on people for being Freaky. Subaru constantly frames on people who say that larping is retarded a Freaker despite them having no intentions of being one or ones saying that Israel is negative in any way. He is very known for aggreeing on Dr. Robotnik's fanfiction and spamming the "Absolute Cinema" picture in each fanfic that Dr. Robotnik does and his fanfics are pure atrocious.

He's also a big fan of the old Larp Larp Larp Sahur and calls him "another brother" as when Subaru was summoned by him, he and him chilled out in the skies of Gaza and bombing Palestinian Children and then they ate Arby's in Tel Aviv. Larp Larp Larp Sahur used his final form this time

== Gallery ==
<gallery>
File:Subaru epstein.webp|Subaru Epstein
File:Sfsfdsf.webp
File:VICTORY.webp
File:The-aura-monster-v0-7ouk9bmb3ihg1.webp
</gallery>

== People who cucked him ==
Emilia was so unsatisfied by Subaru's micro-cock that she literally went everywhere for people to fuck her to finally feel satisfied.

Add any character or USER here because why not, order is complete random.

*[[Incredible Gassy]]
*[[𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫]]
*[[Hidan]] and [[Envy]](Threesome)
*[[Bean Khan]]
*[[Dr. Hämsterviel]] and [[Fenneko]](Threesome)
*[[Vivian]]
*[[Biggie Cheese]]
*[[Diego Marcoson]]
*[[Jason Gomez The Dinosaur]]
*[[Otis]]
*[[Paul Blart]]
*Futa Tsunade
*Felix The Femboy
*[[Parappa The Rapper]]
*[[Gangsta-Bob]]
*Cheeto Man
*Black Yoshi
*[[Fassad]]
*[[Dreamybull]]
*[[Splash Woman]](Pegging)
*[[MagiMother]](Pegging)
*[[A1 Steak Sauce]]
*[[Dr fuck you|Dr. Fuck You]] and [[Dr. Doe]](Threesome)
*[[Dr. Rizzler zesticles|Dr. Rizzler Zesticles]]
*[[Bertram Winkle]]
*[[Mr. Frog]]
*[[The Lorax]]
*[[Skibidi Toilet|Some Skibidi Toilets]]
*[[Dragan Markovic]]
*[[Gold Ship]](Pegging)
*[[Cumrick]]
*[[Garfield]]
*[[Dick Dastardly]]
*[[Sir 𝓒𝓾𝓶]]
*[[Nicotine The Rapper]]
*[[Mulmangcho]]
*[[Kim Jong Un]]
*[[Leon (DOA)|Leon]]
*[[Frederica Sawyer]] (pegging with the re4 chainsaw control)
*[[Leigharch]]
*[[Brad Wong]]
*[[The Dark lord|The Dark Lord]]
*[[Shitty G]]
*[[Poo Peter]]
*[[Duster]]
*[[Bartholomew Chainsaw]]

Subaru Natsuki

2026-04-17T04:29:38Z

Solidus Vesna: /* People who cucked him */

<div align="center" style="position:fixed; z-index:-1; top:0; left:0; right:0; bottom:0;">'''[[File:Faggot_Shit.gif|1925px|link=]]'''</div>
<div style="background: linear-gradient(360deg, #D4E6F7, #D4E6F7, #D4E6F7); color: black; outline: 5px solid #006CB0; padding: 10px; border-radius: 10px 10px;"><span style="font-size: 500%; background-image:linear-gradient(120deg,blue, blue); -webkit-background-clip: text; -webkit-text-fill-color:white; -webkit-text-stroke: 0.175em transparent; font-family:Times New Roman">'''Subaru Natsuki'''
''Not to be confused with the better [[Natsuki]]''
{{Music|Hava Nagila - Agartha Remix.mp3|Hava Nagila - Agartha Remix|Israelgirl.jpg|bg=#D4E6F7}}
{{THE_ACTUAL_REAL_CHARACTER_TEMPLATE_USE_THIS|title1 = Subaru Natsuki|image1 = Subaru Shartsuki.jpg|caption1 = Walking up the faggot stairs|full_name = Subaru Tel Aviv Natsuki|alias = Larping bitch|species = HOMO Sapien|power_level = Larp|location = Israel|occupation = IDF Soldier|height = 5'8(fuck you Subaru for having the SAME FUCKING HEIGHT AS ME)|blood_type = B|favorite_musician = BBNO$|favorite_movie = Cuties|hobbies = larping|likes = larping|dislikes = not larping}}<blockquote>"IT'S CALLED AURA, BRO!" - Subaru when being confronted by his stench</blockquote><blockquote>"Im literally 1000000x better than this dude" - Shinji Ikari</blockquote><blockquote>"This character is so relatable, he's LITERALLY ME!" - Racist Rowden </blockquote>'''Subaru Natsuki''', also known as Aura Monster or Chibi Reviews, is a Israeli-Japanese guy who larps in every media he touches because he's too "bored" to play the games or watch the show, he doesn't even do reviews, instead he cries on Twitter. He is best friends with [[Mamiya Takuji (Also Known as Jewish Pedophile)|Mamiya Takuji]] and his biggest follower of his schizophrenic views and even copies him a lot like Subaru being a pedophile as he "rizzes" up Loli's. The Loli's were Beatrice and Petra who he tried rizzing up and failing when the police when to investigate him but luckily [[Benjamin Netanyahu]] saved his ass from going to jail. [[EDP445]] and [[Quetzalcoatl|Lucoa]] would be very proud of this man.

He is a retarded NPC crybaby who slobs in his room all day when he was with his parents, apparently his parents already knew he was a fucking failure so they named their child the car brand "Subaru" because they ran out of any good ideas to name their child. He also has the stupidity of thinking that harem anime = real life like he wanted to date Emilia and Rem at the same time so they can suck his dick and live happily forever. Rem left Subaru after he joined Israel so Mamiya Takuji ordered her to be captured and forced to watch dirtgirlworld on repeat to make Subaru not fucking whine again. Emilia is still with Subaru but not in a way you think, she cucks him in any chance she could and fucked with MANY FUCKING PEOPLE that Subaru is completely oblivious too and brags on twitter on how he has a girlfriend while the trolls have none. The trolls are probably fucking his "girlfriend" as Emilia always refuses having sex with Subaru saying that she's busy but we all know she isn't.

He is apart of the Larping Empire(Israel) and is an elite member of Mamiya's Group just like [[Tomoko Kuroki]] and [[Agnes Tachyon]] whom all possess elite larping powers. For Subaru, his powers are basically like Takuji's but the Diet Coke or Great Value edition of it. Dude doesn't even know what Jujutsu Kaisen is yet pretends to be a fan and calls Ryu "Jane Juliet". He also makes the most unfunniest Umamusume, Lobotomy Kaisen, Invincible, and Chainsaw Man Memes with his good ole pals.

During the events of the saga, he repeatedly dick-rides the heads of the NPC Alliance as he agrees to everything for them and doing what a good NPC Citizen does is to spy on people for being Freaky. Subaru constantly frames on people who say that larping is retarded a Freaker despite them having no intentions of being one or ones saying that Israel is negative in any way. He is very known for aggreeing on Dr. Robotnik's fanfiction and spamming the "Absolute Cinema" picture in each fanfic that Dr. Robotnik does and his fanfics are pure atrocious.

He's also a big fan of the old Larp Larp Larp Sahur and calls him "another brother" as when Subaru was summoned by him, he and him chilled out in the skies of Gaza and bombing Palestinian Children and then they ate Arby's in Tel Aviv. Larp Larp Larp Sahur used his final form this time

== Gallery ==
<gallery>
File:Subaru epstein.webp|Subaru Epstein
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== People who cucked him ==
Emilia was so unsatisfied by Subaru's micro-cock that she literally went everywhere for people to fuck her to finally feel satisfied.

Add any character or USER here because why not, order is complete random.

*[[Incredible Gassy]]
*[[𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫]]
*[[Hidan]] and [[Envy]](Threesome)
*[[Bean Khan]]
*[[Dr. Hämsterviel]] and [[Fenneko]](Threesome)
*[[Vivian]]
*[[Biggie Cheese]]
*[[Diego Marcoson]]
*[[Jason Gomez The Dinosaur]]
*[[Otis]]
*[[Paul Blart]]
*Futa Tsunade
*Felix The Femboy
*[[Parappa The Rapper]]
*[[Gangsta-Bob]]
*Cheeto Man
*Black Yoshi
*[[Fassad]]
*[[Dreamybull]]
*[[Splash Woman]](Pegging)
*[[MagiMother]](Pegging)
*[[A1 Steak Sauce]]
*[[Dr fuck you|Dr. Fuck You]] and [[Dr. Doe]](Threesome)
*[[Dr. Rizzler zesticles|Dr. Rizzler Zesticles]]
*[[Bertram Winkle]]
*[[Mr. Frog]]
*[[The Lorax]]
*[[Skibidi Toilet|Some Skibidi Toilets]]
*[[Dragan Markovic]]
*[[Gold Ship]](Pegging)
*[[Cumrick]]
*[[Garfield]]
*[[Dick Dastardly]]
*[[Sir 𝓒𝓾𝓶]]
*[[Nicotine The Rapper]]
*[[Mulmangcho]]
*[[Kim Jong Un]]
*[[Leon (DOA)|Leon]]
*[[Frederica Sawyer]] (pegging with the re4 chainsaw control)
*[[Leigharch]]
*[[Brad Wong]]
*[[The Dark lord|The Dark Lord]]
*[[Shitty G]]
*[[Poo Peter]]