https://skullgirlz.wiki/api.php?action=feedcontributions&feedformat=atom&user=Ozzie+T.+FloridianThe Skullgirls Wiki - User contributions [en]2026-07-27T15:59:19ZUser contributionsMediaWiki 1.39.17https://skullgirlz.wiki/index.php?title=Detroit&diff=31361Detroit2026-07-27T15:44:13Z<p>Ozzie T. Floridian: Created page with "detroit '''Detroit''' is the name of Earth in the Omniverse Saga."</p>
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'''Detroit''' is the name of Earth in the Omniverse Saga.</div>Ozzie T. Floridianhttps://skullgirlz.wiki/index.php?title=File:Detroit.png&diff=31360File:Detroit.png2026-07-27T15:42:58Z<p>Ozzie T. Floridian: </p>
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<div>detroit</div>Ozzie T. Floridianhttps://skullgirlz.wiki/index.php?title=Crack_Miser&diff=31359Crack Miser2026-07-27T15:35:07Z<p>Ozzie T. Floridian: </p>
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|Real Full Name= Richard Edmund Williams (né Lane)<br />
|Gender={{Male}}<br />
|Status=Alive<br />
|Mother=Mother Drugstore<br />
|Brother=Baked Miser<br />
|Other Relatives=Snow Miser<br>Heat Miser<br>[[Ragatha]] (daughter)<br />
|Attributes=Snorting cocaine<br>turning anything into crack<br />
and throwing powder at people's noses<br>SOLD TO BUY MORE DRUGS!!!<br />
|Appearances=Crack Miser (1976)<br />
|Voice Actor=Taylor Swift<br />
|Friends=[[Weed Miser]] <small>(sometimes)</small><br><br />
The cat that lives in his alleyway<br>[[Raggedy Ann]]<br>[[Roger Rabbit]]<br>[[Superman]]<br><br />
[[Martlet]]<br><br />
[[𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫|𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob]]<br><br />
[[𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴lin Turtle]] <small>(drug provider)</small><br><br />
[[Daron Malakian]] <small>(BFF)</small><br><br />
[[Mr. Bean]]<small>(BFF)</small><br><br />
[[Chujin]] <small>(honorary little sister)</small><br><br />
|Enemies=Snow Miser<br><br />
Heat Miser<br><br />
The Walt Disney Company<br>Michael Eisner<br><br />
[[Weed Miser]] <small>(sometimes)</small><br><br />
[[Foo Fighters]] <small>(sometimes)</small><br />
}}<br />
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'''Crack Miser''', also known as '''Mr. Ghetto Ass White Christmas''', '''Mr. Meatbeater, Mr. Failed Career''', '''Mr. Seeking Hospitalization, Mr. ICU''', '''Mr. Pain in his back''' and '''Richard E. Williams''', was once an awesome animator and storyteller but then [[The Mickey Mouse Clubhouse|Disney]] stole his ideas and ruined his life, became homeless and turned to evil, becoming an infamous terrorist, sex offender, serial killer, drug dealer, crack addict and all around shitty bad person with an even shittier ass who was thought dead by his brother. He was such a disappointment to the Misers Bros. He coped by doing more crack he gets from his drug dealer [[Franklin Turtle]]. Even [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhT5i0vhJ5M Poop Miser] looks down upon him and he's a very vocal scatologist. Crack Miser looks similar to his prior healthy self, as he has a big nose, weird hair, and a blue jacket, but with no pants, exposing his penis. He got famous in the hood for his singing voice, but he almost got killed for it as there was a stuffed plush of him found dead in his alleyway with a hole in his chest and his head being stomped on, There's not to much known about crack miser but his real name was Richard Williams. He was a former member of the Foo Fighters and a former animator who did that one Superman commercial which just so happened to ironically be an anti-smoking commercial. <br />
<br />
Williams was once a rich and famous animator and illustrator. He worked painstakingly for 30 years on a movie he conceived and directed called "The Thief and the Cobbler" only for it to be released unfinished and being a massive flop at the box office. That all changed one day when [[The Mickey Mouse Clubhouse|Disney]] once barged into his mansion with tanks and fighter jets, stole his private yacht, destroyed his jacuzzi, stole his PlayBoy stash, stole the Thief & Cobbler script, heavily rewrote everything and renamed it "Aladdin" and causing millions of dollars in damages. A few years later, Disney's movie ended up being more successful and is part of what we now know as the Disney "Renaissance". This caused him to be so enraged and depressed that he rejected human civilization and ran off to live in the woods, only to somehow end up snorting crack coke and living homeless and naked in the shady alleyways of [[Penistone]]. <br />
<br />
Sometime later after stealing everything Crack Miser had, Michael Eisner drone striked his former mansion, destroying it for good.<br />
<br />
He is [[Ragatha Miser|Ragatha]]'s father and was never present for his own fucking daughter because he was always busy in the alleyways snorting crack and being naked, and was thus left alone with her abusive mother. His wife LOVED him being absent every day because that meant she could emotionally torture their daughter without his knowledge, and he probably wouldn't give a shit if he even noticed it anyway because he's high 24/7.<br />
<br />
He is BFFs with [[Daron Malakian]]. He was introduced in the final seasons of the Fanboy & Chum Chum along with Daring Duck.<br />
<br />
Crack Miser died at age 134 after suffocating on a dildo that got lodged down his throat by a random prostitute and also it happened in Saskatchewan for some reason<br />
<br />
He was known for bouncing on dildos in the funeral speech, just like IdkSterling.<br />
<br />
==Personality==<br />
Crack Miser was a kind guy, he was nice to everybody except when he is on crack he is yelling at people asking them for crack, he was a good person until everyone thought he died But everybody will remember him as a the #1 Crack Addict.<br />
<br />
==He's not dead!?!?!==<br />
Found out crack miser never died, he was actually recovering from being a crack addict with a video named, Two Steps Ahead.<br />
<gallery><br />
File:Two Steps Ahead.png|Always two Steps<br />
File:Recovering.png|Crack Miser Recovers<br />
File:CrackAllyWayGone.png|He's Gone<br />
File:Snowmiser.png|before his addiction<br />
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[[Category:Heroes who became villains]]</div>Ozzie T. Floridianhttps://skullgirlz.wiki/index.php?title=Crack_Miser&diff=31358Crack Miser2026-07-27T15:33:53Z<p>Ozzie T. Floridian: </p>
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<div>{{Deceased}}<br />
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|Real Full Name= Richard Edmund Williams (né Lane)<br />
|Gender={{Male}}<br />
|Status=Alive<br />
|Mother=Mother Drugstore<br />
|Brother=Baked Miser<br />
|Other Relatives=Snow Miser<br>Heat Miser<br>[[Ragatha]] (daughter)<br />
|Attributes=Snorting cocaine<br>turning anything into crack<br />
and throwing powder at people's noses<br>SOLD TO BUY MORE DRUGS!!!<br />
|Appearances=Crack Miser (1976)<br />
|Voice Actor=Taylor Swift<br />
|Friends=[[Weed Miser]] <small>(sometimes)</small><br><br />
The cat that lives in his alleyway<br>[[Raggedy Ann]]<br>[[Roger Rabbit]]<br>[[Superman]]<br><br />
[[Martlet]]<br><br />
[[𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫|𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob]]<br><br />
[[𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴lin Turtle]] <small>(drug provider)</small><br><br />
[[Daron Malakian]] <small>(BFF)</small><br><br />
[[Mr. Bean]]<small>(BFF)</small><br><br />
[[Chujin]] <small>(honorary little sister)</small><br><br />
|Enemies=Snow Miser<br><br />
Heat Miser<br><br />
The Walt Disney Company<br>Michael Eisner<br><br />
[[Weed Miser]] <small>(sometimes)</small><br><br />
[[Foo Fighters]] <small>(sometimes)</small><br />
}}<br />
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'''Crack Miser''', also known as '''Mr. Ghetto Ass White Christmas''', '''Mr. Meatbeater, Mr. Failed Career''', '''Mr. Seeking Hospitalization, Mr. ICU''', '''Mr. Pain in his back''' and '''Richard E. Williams''', was once an awesome animator and storyteller but then [[The Mickey Mouse Clubhouse|Disney]] stole his ideas and ruined his life, became homeless and turned to evil, becoming an infamous terrorist, sex offender, serial killer, drug dealer, crack addict and all around shitty bad person with an even shittier ass who was thought dead by his brother. He was such a disappointment to the Misers Bros. He coped by doing more crack he gets from his drug dealer [[Franklin Turtle]]. Even [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhT5i0vhJ5M Poop Miser] looks down upon him and he's a very vocal scatologist. Crack Miser looks similar to Snow Miser, as he has a big nose, weird hair, and a blue jacket, but with no pants, exposing his penis. He got famous in the hood for his singing voice, but he almost got killed for it as there was a stuffed plush of him found dead in his alleyway with a hole in his chest and his head being stomped on, There's not to much known about crack miser but his real name was Richard Williams. He was a former member of the Foo Fighters and a former animator who did that one Superman commercial which just so happened to ironically be an anti-smoking commercial. <br />
<br />
Williams was once a rich and famous animator and illustrator. He worked painstakingly for 30 years on a movie he conceived and directed called "The Thief and the Cobbler" only for it to be released unfinished and being a massive flop at the box office. That all changed one day when [[The Mickey Mouse Clubhouse|Disney]] once barged into his mansion with tanks and fighter jets, stole his private yacht, destroyed his jacuzzi, stole his PlayBoy stash, stole the Thief & Cobbler script, heavily rewrote everything and renamed it "Aladdin" and causing millions of dollars in damages. A few years later, Disney's movie ended up being more successful and is part of what we now know as the Disney "Renaissance". This caused him to be so enraged and depressed that he rejected human civilization and ran off to live in the woods, only to somehow end up snorting crack coke and living homeless and naked in the shady alleyways of [[Penistone]]. <br />
<br />
Sometime later after stealing everything Crack Miser had, Michael Eisner drone striked his former mansion, destroying it for good.<br />
<br />
He is [[Ragatha Miser|Ragatha]]'s father and was never present for his own fucking daughter because he was always busy in the alleyways snorting crack and being naked, and was thus left alone with her abusive mother. His wife LOVED him being absent every day because that meant she could emotionally torture their daughter without his knowledge, and he probably wouldn't give a shit if he even noticed it anyway because he's high 24/7.<br />
<br />
He is BFFs with [[Daron Malakian]]. He was introduced in the final seasons of the Fanboy & Chum Chum along with Daring Duck.<br />
<br />
Crack Miser died at age 134 after suffocating on a dildo that got lodged down his throat by a random prostitute and also it happened in Saskatchewan for some reason<br />
<br />
He was known for bouncing on dildos in the funeral speech, just like IdkSterling.<br />
<br />
==Personality==<br />
Crack Miser was a kind guy, he was nice to everybody except when he is on crack he is yelling at people asking them for crack, he was a good person until everyone thought he died But everybody will remember him as a the #1 Crack Addict.<br />
<br />
==He's not dead!?!?!==<br />
Found out crack miser never died, he was actually recovering from being a crack addict with a video named, Two Steps Ahead.<br />
<gallery><br />
File:Two Steps Ahead.png|Always two Steps<br />
File:Recovering.png|Crack Miser Recovers<br />
File:CrackAllyWayGone.png|He's Gone<br />
File:Snowmiser.png|before his addiction<br />
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[[Category:Heroes who became villains]]</div>Ozzie T. Floridianhttps://skullgirlz.wiki/index.php?title=Crack_Miser&diff=31357Crack Miser2026-07-27T15:32:34Z<p>Ozzie T. Floridian: </p>
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<div>{{Deceased}}<br />
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|Real Full Name= Richard Edmund Williams (né Lane)<br />
|Gender={{Male}}<br />
|Status=Alive<br />
|Mother=Mother Drugstore<br />
|Brother=Baked Miser<br />
|Other Relatives=Snow Miser<br>Heat Miser<br>[[Ragatha]] (daughter)<br />
|Attributes=Snorting cocaine<br>turning anything into crack<br />
and throwing powder at people's noses<br>SOLD TO BUY MORE DRUGS!!!<br />
|Appearances=Crack Miser (1976)<br />
|Voice Actor=Taylor Swift<br />
|Friends=[[Weed Miser]] <small>(sometimes)</small><br><br />
The cat that lives in his alleyway<br>[[Raggedy Ann]]<br>[[Roger Rabbit]]<br>[[Superman]]<br><br />
[[Martlet]]<br><br />
[[𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫|𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob]]<br><br />
[[𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴lin Turtle]] <small>(drug provider)</small><br><br />
[[Daron Malakian]] <small>(BFF)</small><br><br />
[[Mr. Bean]]<small>(BFF)</small><br><br />
[[Chujin]] <small>(honorary little sister)</small><br><br />
|Enemies=Snow Miser<br><br />
Heat Miser<br><br />
The Walt Disney Company<br>Michael Eisner<br><br />
[[Weed Miser]] <small>(sometimes)</small><br><br />
[[Foo Fighters]] <small>(sometimes)</small><br />
}}<br />
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'''Crack Miser''', also known as '''Mr. Ghetto Ass White Christmas''', '''Mr. Meatbeater, Mr. Failed Career''', '''Mr. Seeking Hospitalization, Mr. ICU''', '''Mr. Pain in his back''' and '''Richard E. Williams''', was once an awesome animator and storyteller but then [[The Mickey Mouse Clubhouse|Disney]] ruined his life and became homeless and turned to evil, becoming an infamous terrorist, sex offender, serial killer, drug dealer, crack addict and all around shitty bad person with an even shittier ass who was thought dead by his brother. He was such a disappointment to the Misers Bros. He coped by doing more crack he gets from his drug dealer [[Franklin Turtle]]. Even [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhT5i0vhJ5M Poop Miser] looks down upon him and he's a very vocal scatologist. Crack Miser looks similar to Snow Miser, as he has a big nose, weird hair, and a blue jacket, but with no pants, exposing his penis. He got famous in the hood for his singing voice, but he almost got killed for it as there was a stuffed plush of him found dead in his alleyway with a hole in his chest and his head being stomped on, There's not to much known about crack miser but his real name was Richard Williams. He was a former member of the Foo Fighters and a former animator who did that one Superman commercial which just so happened to ironically be an anti-smoking commercial. <br />
<br />
Williams was once a rich and famous animator and illustrator. He worked painstakingly for 30 years on a movie he conceived and directed called "The Thief and the Cobbler" only for it to be released unfinished and being a massive flop at the box office. That all changed one day when [[The Mickey Mouse Clubhouse|Disney]] once barged into his mansion with tanks and fighter jets, stole his private yacht, destroyed his jacuzzi, stole his PlayBoy stash, stole the Thief & Cobbler script, heavily rewrote everything and renamed it "Aladdin" and causing millions of dollars in damages. A few years later, Disney's movie ended up being more successful and is part of what we now know as the Disney "Renaissance". This caused him to be so enraged and depressed that he rejected human civilization and ran off to live in the woods, only to somehow end up snorting crack coke and living homeless and naked in the shady alleyways of [[Penistone]]. <br />
<br />
Sometime later after stealing everything Crack Miser had, Michael Eisner drone striked his former mansion, destroying it for good.<br />
<br />
He is [[Ragatha Miser|Ragatha]]'s father and was never present for his own fucking daughter because he was always busy in the alleyways snorting crack and being naked, and was thus left alone with her abusive mother. His wife LOVED him being absent every day because that meant she could emotionally torture their daughter without his knowledge, and he probably wouldn't give a shit if he even noticed it anyway because he's high 24/7.<br />
<br />
He is BFFs with [[Daron Malakian]]. He was introduced in the final seasons of the Fanboy & Chum Chum along with Daring Duck.<br />
<br />
Crack Miser died at age 134 after suffocating on a dildo that got lodged down his throat by a random prostitute and also it happened in Saskatchewan for some reason<br />
<br />
He was known for bouncing on dildos in the funeral speech, just like IdkSterling.<br />
<br />
==Personality==<br />
Crack Miser was a kind guy, he was nice to everybody except when he is on crack he is yelling at people asking them for crack, he was a good person until everyone thought he died But everybody will remember him as a the #1 Crack Addict.<br />
<br />
==He's not dead!?!?!==<br />
Found out crack miser never died, he was actually recovering from being a crack addict with a video named, Two Steps Ahead.<br />
<gallery><br />
File:Two Steps Ahead.png|Always two Steps<br />
File:Recovering.png|Crack Miser Recovers<br />
File:CrackAllyWayGone.png|He's Gone<br />
File:Snowmiser.png|before his addiction<br />
</gallery><br />
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[[Category:Heroes who became villains]]</div>Ozzie T. Floridianhttps://skullgirlz.wiki/index.php?title=Crack_Miser&diff=31356Crack Miser2026-07-27T15:29:41Z<p>Ozzie T. Floridian: </p>
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<div>{{Deceased}}<br />
----<br />
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[[File:Crack_Miser_Dancing.png|220px]]<br />
</tabber><br />
|Real Full Name= Richard Edmund Williams (né Lane)<br />
|Gender={{Male}}<br />
|Status=Alive<br />
|Mother=Mother Drugstore<br />
|Brother=Baked Miser<br />
|Other Relatives=Snow Miser<br>Heat Miser<br>[[Ragatha]] (daughter)<br />
|Attributes=Snorting cocaine<br>turning anything into crack<br />
and throwing powder at people's noses<br>SOLD TO BUY MORE DRUGS!!!<br />
|Appearances=Crack Miser (1976)<br />
|Voice Actor=Taylor Swift<br />
|Friends=[[Weed Miser]] <small>(sometimes)</small><br><br />
The cat that lives in his alleyway<br>[[Raggedy Ann]]<br>[[Roger Rabbit]]<br>[[Superman]]<br><br />
[[Martlet]]<br><br />
[[𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫|𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob]]<br><br />
[[𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴lin Turtle]] <small>(drug provider)</small><br><br />
[[Daron Malakian]] <small>(BFF)</small><br><br />
[[Mr. Bean]]<small>(BFF)</small><br><br />
[[Chujin]] <small>(honorary little sister)</small><br><br />
|Enemies=Snow Miser<br><br />
Heat Miser<br><br />
The Walt Disney Company<br>Michael Eisner<br><br />
[[Weed Miser]] <small>(sometimes)</small><br><br />
[[Foo Fighters]] <small>(sometimes)</small><br />
}}<br />
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'''Crack Miser''', also known as '''Mr. Ghetto Ass White Christmas''', '''Mr. Meatbeater, Mr. Failed Career''', '''Mr. Seeking Hospitalization, Mr. ICU''', '''Mr. Pain in his back''' and '''Richard E. Williams''', was an evil infamous terrorist, sex offender, serial killer, drug dealer, crack addict and all around shitty bad person with an even shittier ass who was thought dead by his brother. He was such a disappointment to the Misers Bros. He coped by doing more crack he gets from his drug dealer [[Franklin Turtle]]. Even [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhT5i0vhJ5M Poop Miser] looks down upon him and he's a very vocal scatologist. Crack Miser looks similar to Snow Miser, as he has a big nose, weird hair, and a blue jacket, but with no pants, exposing his penis. He got famous in the hood for his singing voice, but he almost got killed for it as there was a stuffed plush of him found dead in his alleyway with a hole in his chest and his head being stomped on, There's not to much known about crack miser but his real name was Richard Williams. He was a former member of the Foo Fighters and a former animator who did that one Superman commercial which just so happened to ironically be an anti-smoking commercial. <br />
<br />
Williams was once a rich and famous animator and illustrator. He worked painstakingly for 30 years on a movie he conceived and directed called "The Thief and the Cobbler" only for it to be released unfinished and being a massive flop at the box office. That all changed one day when [[The Mickey Mouse Clubhouse|Disney]] once barged into his mansion with tanks and fighter jets, stole his private yacht, destroyed his jacuzzi, stole his PlayBoy stash, stole the Thief & Cobbler script, heavily rewrote everything and renamed it "Aladdin" and causing millions of dollars in damages. A few years later, Disney's movie ended up being more successful and is part of what we now know as the Disney "Renaissance". This caused him to be so enraged and depressed that he rejected human civilization and ran off to live in the woods, only to somehow end up snorting crack coke and living homeless and naked in the shady alleyways of [[Penistone]]. <br />
<br />
Sometime later after stealing everything Crack Miser had, Michael Eisner drone striked his former mansion, destroying it for good.<br />
<br />
He is [[Ragatha Miser|Ragatha]]'s father and was never present for his own fucking daughter because he was always busy in the alleyways snorting crack and being naked, and was thus left alone with her abusive mother. His wife LOVED him being absent every day because that meant she could emotionally torture their daughter without his knowledge, and he probably wouldn't give a shit if he even noticed it anyway because he's high 24/7.<br />
<br />
He is BFFs with [[Daron Malakian]]. He was introduced in the final seasons of the Fanboy & Chum Chum along with Daring Duck.<br />
<br />
Crack Miser died at age 134 after suffocating on a dildo that got lodged down his throat by a random prostitute and also it happened in Saskatchewan for some reason<br />
<br />
He was known for bouncing on dildos in the funeral speech, just like IdkSterling.<br />
<br />
==Personality==<br />
Crack Miser was a kind guy, he was nice to everybody except when he is on crack he is yelling at people asking them for crack, he was a good person until everyone thought he died But everybody will remember him as a the #1 Crack Addict.<br />
<br />
==He's not dead!?!?!==<br />
Found out crack miser never died, he was actually recovering from being a crack addict with a video named, Two Steps Ahead.<br />
<gallery><br />
File:Two Steps Ahead.png|Always two Steps<br />
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[[Category:Heroes who became villains]]</div>Ozzie T. Floridianhttps://skullgirlz.wiki/index.php?title=Douglas_the_Doorknob&diff=31355Douglas the Doorknob2026-07-27T15:28:24Z<p>Ozzie T. Floridian: </p>
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<div>{{DISPLAYTITLE:<span style="font-size:200%;"><b><span style="background:linear-gradient(gold 50%, gray); -webkit-background-clip:text !important; -webkit-text-fill-color:transparent;">'''ᴅᴏᴜɢʟᴀꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏᴏʀᴋɴᴏʙ!'''</span>}}<br />
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| Name = Douglas the Doorknob<br />
| Age = 12,000<br />
| Born = Uranus<br />
| aliases = Doug the Doorknob<br>The Doorknob<br>The Feared One<br>Ruler of Uranus<br>why is this a character<br />
| image = dougthedoorknob.jpg<br />
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'''Douglas the Doorknob''' (ドアノブのダグラス, Doanobu no Dagurasu) is a talking doorknob and an evil fucking psychotic sadist with a canonical kill count of infinite. He is the evil warlord of the planet of [[Uranus]] and nearly ended [[Crisp Rat]]'s life during his expedition into said planet. The people of Uranus are very cautious of Doorknob and everyone who doesn't directly serve him are hunted down by him and his bodyguards. He is a dirty [[NPC Alliance|NPC]].<br />
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==Trivia==<br />
*When he gets angry, like, really really angry, he increases tenfold in size and become a door.<br />
*He is an angry whiny bitch.<br />
*It is a well-known fact that [[A1 Steak Sauce]] can beat the shit out of him.<br />
*Alive but gay.<br />
*He was rejected from being on the [[Villains Fanon Wiki]] for being too evil.<br />
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== Comments ==<br />
the character of all time<br />
<br />-- [[User:Ozzie T. Floridian|Ozzie T. Floridian]] ([[User talk:Ozzie T. Floridian|talk]]) 10:06, 19 March 2026 (EDT)</div>Ozzie T. Floridianhttps://skullgirlz.wiki/index.php?title=Jonathan_Spectacles&diff=31354Jonathan Spectacles2026-07-27T15:26:05Z<p>Ozzie T. Floridian: </p>
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(WIP probably forever since im an incompetent FUCK)<br />
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'''Jonathan Spectacles''' is a right plonker, innit? He's this spotty git who's always rocking naff ginnel-sized glasses and runs a shop floggin' peepers. <br />
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On the surface, he's just a mellow geezer who's got a crackpot passion for glasses, but, mate, behind closed doors, he's a depressive Pickwick-smoker who's addicted to the drink and gets himself into the most daft, Spiral Scrapes, Happy Families- style, mental states, yeah? Gob-smackingly dodgy, really. I mean, the bloke once tried to stop his shop, which is like a giant wind up, innit, rollin' off down the high street 'cause some pillock left a nail in the basement, like, and eh, would've killed the lot of 'em, flattened the whole dreamscape, got the council in a pickle, 'n' all. Major, like, emphasis on "tried" yeah?<br />
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Proud owner of the ''Gromit Mug™'' (the mug wears glasses)<br />
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He lives in a eyeglass superstore resembling a giant pair of glasses. Everything within the store also resembles eyeglasses, including the doorknob, the windows, the lights on the ceiling and even the walls. The various coo-coo clock birds they have are also shown wearing glasses.<br />
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[[Jonathan Testicles]] is his freaky Irish arch-rival.<br />
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== Biography ==<br />
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=== Birth and childhood ===<br />
Jonathan Spectacles was born on May 1, 1998 in Cockinmouth, England to a pair of eccentric Bri'ish eyeglass store owners named Lee and Leah Spectacles, who were already somewhat old by that point. They were upset that he didn't physically take on the form of a pair of glasses and put the consideration of putting him up for adoption, but they eventually backed out. They instead opted to make him as obsessed with glasses as humanly possible by using forceful methods. On May 1, 1999, his first birthday, they partially blinded him via exposure to ultraviolet light, rendering him farsighted at age 1. This began his obsession with glasses so his parents' plan ended up completely successful.<br />
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When he was 2, his parents moved from Cockinmouth to Penistone in hopes to build a bigger glasses warehouse, but came up empty-handed. A year later they landed in Horniness, were they were able to build the dream "eyeglass megastore" which resembled a pair of glasses in itself.<br />
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[[Category:NPCs]]</div>Ozzie T. Floridianhttps://skullgirlz.wiki/index.php?title=Crack_Miser&diff=31353Crack Miser2026-07-27T15:16:08Z<p>Ozzie T. Floridian: </p>
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<div>{{Deceased}}<br />
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|Real Full Name= Richard Edmund Williams (né Lane)<br />
|Gender={{Male}}<br />
|Status=Alive<br />
|Mother=Mother Drugstore<br />
|Brother=Baked Miser<br />
|Other Relatives=Snow Miser<br>Heat Miser<br>[[Ragatha]] (daughter)<br />
|Attributes=Snorting cocaine<br>turning anything into crack<br />
and throwing powder at people's noses<br>SOLD TO BUY MORE DRUGS!!!<br />
|Appearances=Crack Miser (1976)<br />
|Voice Actor=Taylor Swift<br />
|Friends=[[Weed Miser]] <small>(sometimes)</small><br><br />
The cat that lives in his alleyway<br>[[Raggedy Ann]]<br>[[Roger Rabbit]]<br>[[Superman]]<br><br />
[[Martlet]]<br><br />
[[𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫|𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob]]<br><br />
[[𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴lin Turtle]] <small>(drug provider)</small><br><br />
[[Daron Malakian]] <small>(BFF)</small><br><br />
[[Mr. Bean]]<small>(BFF)</small><br><br />
[[Chujin]] <small>(honorary little sister)</small><br><br />
|Enemies=Snow Miser<br><br />
Heat Miser<br><br />
The Walt Disney Company<br>Michael Eisner<br><br />
[[Weed Miser]] <small>(sometimes)</small><br><br />
[[Foo Fighters]] <small>(sometimes)</small><br />
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'''Crack Miser''', also known as '''Mr. Ghetto Ass White Christmas''', '''Mr. Meatbeater, Mr. Failed Career''', '''Mr. Seeking Hospitalization, Mr. ICU''', '''Mr. Pain in his back''' and '''Richard E. Williams''', is an evil infamous terrorist, sex offender, serial killer, drug dealer, crack addict and all around shitty bad person with an even shittier ass who was thought dead by his brother. He was such a disappointment to the Misers Bros. He coped by doing more crack he gets from his drug dealer [[Franklin Turtle]]. Even [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhT5i0vhJ5M Poop Miser] looks down upon him and he's a very vocal scatologist. Crack Miser looks similar to Snow Miser, as he has a big nose, weird hair, and a blue jacket, but with no pants, exposing his penis. He got famous in the hood for his singing voice, but he almost got killed for it as there was a stuffed plush of him found dead in his alleyway with a hole in his chest and his head being stomped on, There's not to much known about crack miser but his real name was Richard Williams. He was a former member of the Foo Fighters and a former animator who did that one Superman commercial which just so happened to ironically be an anti-smoking commercial. <br />
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Williams was once a rich and famous animator and illustrator. He worked painstakingly for 30 years on a movie he conceived and directed called "The Thief and the Cobbler" only for it to be released unfinished and being a massive flop at the box office. That all changed one day when [[The Mickey Mouse Clubhouse|Disney]] once barged into his mansion with tanks and fighter jets, stole his private yacht, destroyed his jacuzzi, stole his PlayBoy stash, stole the Thief & Cobbler script, heavily rewrote everything and renamed it "Aladdin" and causing millions of dollars in damages. A few years later, Disney's movie ended up being more successful and is part of what we now know as the Disney "Renaissance". This caused him to be so enraged and depressed that he rejected human civilization and ran off to live in the woods, only to somehow end up snorting crack coke and living homeless and naked in the shady alleyways of [[Penistone]]. <br />
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Sometime later after stealing everything Crack Miser had, Michael Eisner drone striked his former mansion, destroying it for good.<br />
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He is [[Ragatha Miser|Ragatha]]'s father and was never present for his own fucking daughter because he was always busy in the alleyways snorting crack and being naked, and was thus left alone with her abusive mother. His wife LOVED him being absent every day because that meant she could emotionally torture their daughter without his knowledge, and he probably wouldn't give a shit if he even noticed it anyway because he's high 24/7.<br />
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He is BFFs with [[Daron Malakian]]. He was introduced in the final seasons of the Fanboy & Chum Chum along with Daring Duck.<br />
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Crack Miser died at age 134 after suffocating on a dildo that got lodged down his throat by a random prostitute and also it happened in Saskatchewan for some reason<br />
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He was known for bouncing on dildos in the funeral speech, just like IdkSterling.<br />
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==Personality==<br />
Crack Miser was a kind guy, he was nice to everybody except when he is on crack he is yelling at people asking them for crack, he was a good person until everyone thought he died But everybody will remember him as a the #1 Crack Addict.<br />
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==He's not dead!?!?!==<br />
Found out crack miser never died, he was actually recovering from being a crack addict with a video named, Two Steps Ahead.<br />
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File:Two Steps Ahead.png|Always two Steps<br />
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File:CrackAllyWayGone.png|He's Gone<br />
File:Snowmiser.png|before his addiction<br />
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[[Category:Heroes who became villains]]</div>Ozzie T. Floridianhttps://skullgirlz.wiki/index.php?title=Jax&diff=31343Jax2026-07-26T19:22:43Z<p>Ozzie T. Floridian: </p>
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<div><blockquote>"tiny ain't it?" - [[Eric Cartman|Cartman]]</blockquote>''"looks like we're gonna have to kill this guy, leah" - [[𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Jax]]''{{Deceased}}<br />
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''"Did you not read the tenth commandment? '''THOU SHALL FAP'''. When the Palm Tree is away the Jax comes out to play!" - Tiny Dick Jack'' <br />
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''"Shit man... This song is about me." - Tiny Dick Jack while listening to im a chud im a chud im a fat little chud.'' [[File:Skinnedalive.webp|thumb|"CURSE YOU DOTAR SURK!!!!" - Jax]]<br />
'''Jax''', also known online as '''Jackthechudchamp67''', actual name '''Tiny Dick Jack,''' was a Larper and NPC who was [[Big Dick Randy]]'s 1# bitch who only lived to get gay raped by him in his grave (he still got gay raped on Halloween when he resurrects from his grave as part of his daily routine every October 31st) somehow Jax escaped one day only before getting fucking skinned alive by [[Dotar Surk]] after he told a nervous, mildly offensive joke about him. Rest in shit (RIS) Before his gruesome death, he consistently got fucked and cucked by every other character in the mid anime [[Big Dick Randy's Big Spooky Dick Jorkin' Show|Big Dick Randy's Big Spooky Dick Spankin' Show]] because he’s a little bitch boi who’s scared of some fuckass corn on the cob (because while he was trapped inside big dick randy's spooky grave he shoved corns up his ass which were taped to his enormous penis causing him major PTSD whenever he sees a corn). Jax was used as a towel by Big Dick Randy every time he got out of his freaky ass shower. <br />
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Similar to many other NPC Larpers like Rick Sánchez, BoJack Horseman, [[Mamiya Takuji (Also Known as Jewish Pedophile)|Mamiya Takuji]], and Blitzø, his whole deal and "deep characterization" was obvious from the start. He also gets a lot of panic attacks like a fucking wimp. He was just pissed about his closeted gay relationship with Thomas not working out. <br />
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The real reason why he entered the digital circus was to find the perfect person for his master [[bbno$]] to larp. When Palm Tree entered the circus, he knew how easily bbno$ could larp her. That is why he was so hesitant to form a friendship with her, because to him, being friends with her, would betray his NPC master bbno$. During the series finale of ''Big Dick Randy's Big Veiny Swinging Chef PeePee The Musical: The Show: Afterhours'' 2: ''Electric Cockballoo'', after successfully escaping from getting gay raped by Big Dick Randy in his demonic grave for the 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000th time, he returns to NPC home state of California only to Get Get Get ass raped by [[Tung Tung Tung Sahur|Larp Larp Larp Sahur]], Dotar and his [https://giphy.com/gifs/chad-gigachad-giga-CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc R34 artists] after discovering that he is indeed a real person before Dotar strikes him with lightning and skins him alive. <blockquote>''"I'm glad this dude lost all his friends, hates himself, and got skinned alive. Lowkey goon to him though."'' - ''Ya boy Big Dick Randy''</blockquote><br />
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== '''<big><u>Trivia</u></big>''' ==<br />
*Gooseworx said that if the fandom fucking sucked ass than she would purposefully make the show worse. No wonder why she decided to put so much focus on Jax.<br />
*His favorite football team is the [[Denver Broncos]], very shitty team if you ask me.<br />
*Dotar Surk pisses on his corpse every Friday night.<br />
*[[𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Jax]] is WAY better than this fag.<br />
*he actually liked big dick randy and felt lonely after he escaped from his grave. he tried asking random ass people off the streets to anally fuck him<br />
*It's a well known fact that Jax is Jackthechudchamp67's awful and corny ahh self-insert since he was jealous of Mort's sexiness and pedophilia so he wanted to larp as one but was too much of a pussy to ever be a true degenerate like the greatest self-insert: Mort.<br />
**Unlike Mort, Jack's self-insert justifies his own cringy personality which he think it's ok because the character is "supposed to be bad" meanwhile Mort is openly evil and fully proud of being the worst.<br />
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[[Category:LARPers]]</div>Ozzie T. Floridianhttps://skullgirlz.wiki/index.php?title=Big_Dick_Randy%27s_Big_Spooky_Dick_Jorkin%27_Show&diff=31334Big Dick Randy's Big Spooky Dick Jorkin' Show2026-07-25T18:46:29Z<p>Ozzie T. Floridian: </p>
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<div>probably the best show of all time. fuck man i'm so horny cuhhh i'm out here stroking my dih i a freak mannnnnn<br />
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add whatever bitch<br />
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[[Category:ZASED AS FUCK]]</div>Ozzie T. Floridianhttps://skullgirlz.wiki/index.php?title=Oswald_the_Lucky_Rabbit&diff=31333Oswald the Lucky Rabbit2026-07-25T18:07:18Z<p>Ozzie T. Floridian: </p>
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<div>''Not to be confused with [[User:Ozzie T. Floridian|Ozzie Floridian]] or the [[Oswald|page i didn't fucking know existed before making this page]] or the [[Oswald (octopus)|octopus of the same name]].''<br />
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'''''"doo doo da doo, doo doo da doo, doo doo da doo it's Oswald" - His catchphrase.'''''[[File:Oswald.webp|thumb]]<br />
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'''Lee Harvey Oswald Leporid''', also known as '''Oswald the """""""Lucky"""""""" Rabbit, Oswald the [[Ortensia|Wif Beeter]]''', '''Oswald the Old Ass Geezer''', '''Ozzie of the Mounted,''' and '''Not My Self-Insert,''' was once an average everyday depressed and dissatisfied 1920s baker who was mediocre at best in cooking. One night, he got psychologically possessed in his sleep by [[The Demon Squids|parasitic demon-squids]] serving [[Tabotagus Glorpiglorp THE CREATOR VIII]] to time travel into the future to kill the world-famous eccentric and neurotic seashell salesman [[JFK from Clone High]], so that Tabotagus, the second most world famous eccentric and neurotic seashell salesman, would be the only world-famous eccentric and neurotic seashell salesman. ''Makes sense''?<br />
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[[Mortimer Mouse]], the esteemed time teleporting detective, was coincidentally present to bear witness to the horrific incident. However, the demons somehow evaded detection despite his telepathy and they successfully made him bring the blame on Oswald. Therefore, when Oswald finally went back home in the then-present 1920s, so too did Mortimer who shot him on the spot with a comically large bazooka due to it just being his job as an executioner. Although he was unresponsive and a whole sad ass funeral was held for him, he was not dead. Although he collapsed on the spot and remained unconscious for the longest time, there he was. He had awakened 90 years later in an underground burial with his flesh and bones still intact to his skin. To him, this was unbelievable, but being possessed demonically by servants of a squid demigod had its surprising rewards.<br />
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When he had awakened, he discovered that [[Mickey Mouse]] had largely replaced him in popularity. And as you could imagine, he did not take it well at all. He held a bounty on Mickey's head for years and as [[Breaking Clubhouse saga|his reputation dipped further year after year]] he came close to finally ending his reign over New Mexico every once in a while, but he FUCKING FAILED in the WORST WAY POSSIBLE <br />
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== Biography ==<br />
TBA because im a sad tired lazy virgin</div>Ozzie T. Floridianhttps://skullgirlz.wiki/index.php?title=Oswald_the_Lucky_Rabbit&diff=31332Oswald the Lucky Rabbit2026-07-25T18:06:22Z<p>Ozzie T. Floridian: </p>
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<div>''Not to be confused with [[User:Ozzie T. Floridian|Ozzie Floridian]] or the [[Oswald|page i didn't fucking know existed before making this page]] or the [[Oswald (octopus)|octopus of the same name]].''<br />
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'''''"doo doo da doo, doo doo da doo, doo doo da doo it's Oswald" - His catchphrase.'''''[[File:Oswald.webp|thumb]]<br />
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'''Lee Harvey Oswald Leporid''', also known as '''Oswald the """""""Lucky"""""""" Rabbit, Oswald the [[Ortensia|Wif Beeter]]''', '''Oswald the Old Ass Geezer''', '''Ozzie of the Mounted,''' and '''Not My Self-Insert,''' was once an average everyday depressed and dissatisfied 1920s baker who was mediocre at best in cooking. One night, he got psychologically possessed in his sleep by [[The Demon Squids|parasitic demon-squids]] serving [[Tabotagus Glorpiglorp THE CREATOR VIII]] to time travel into the future to kill the world-famous eccentric and neurotic seashell salesman [[JFK from Clone High]], so that Tabotagus, the second most world famous eccentric and neurotic seashell salesman, would be the only world-famous eccentric and neurotic seashell salesman. ''Makes sense''?<br />
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[[Mortimer Mouse]], the esteemed time teleporting detective, was coincidentally present to bear witness to the horrific incident. However, the demons somehow evaded detection despite his telepathy and they successfully made him bring the blame on Oswald. Therefore, when Oswald finally went back home in the then-present 1920s, so too did Mortimer who shot him on the spot with a comically large bazooka due to it just being his job as an executioner. Although he was unresponsive and a whole sad ass funeral was held for him, he was not dead. Although he collapsed on the spot and remained unconscious for the longest time, there he was. He had awakened 90 years later in an underground burial with his flesh and bones still intact to his skin. To him, this was unbelievable, but being possessed demonically by servants of a squid demigod had its surprising rewards.<br />
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When he had awakened, he discovered that [[Mickey Mouse]] had largely replaced him in popularity. And as you could imagine, he did not take it well at all. He held a bounty on Mickey's head for years and as [[Breaking Clubhouse saga|his reputation dipped further year after year]] it was somewhat worth it. <br />
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== Biography ==<br />
TBA because im a sad tired lazy virgin</div>Ozzie T. Floridianhttps://skullgirlz.wiki/index.php?title=Oswald_the_Lucky_Rabbit&diff=31331Oswald the Lucky Rabbit2026-07-25T17:24:38Z<p>Ozzie T. Floridian: </p>
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<div>''Not to be confused with [[User:Ozzie T. Floridian|Ozzie Floridian]] or the [[Oswald|page i didn't fucking know existed before making this page]] or the [[Oswald (octopus)|octopus of the same name]].''<br />
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'''''"doo doo da doo, doo doo da doo, doo doo da doo it's Oswald" - His catchphrase.'''''[[File:Oswald.webp|thumb]]<br />
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'''Lee Harvey Oswald Leporid''', also known as '''Oswald the """""""Lucky"""""""" Rabbit, Oswald the [[Ortensia|Wif Beeter]]''', '''Oswald the Old Ass Geezer''', '''Ozzie of the Mounted,''' and '''Not My Self-Insert,''' was once an average everyday depressed and dissatisfied 1920s baker who was mediocre at best in cooking. One night, he got psychologically possessed in his sleep by [[The Demon Squids|parasitic demon-squids]] serving [[Tabotagus Glorpiglorp THE CREATOR VIII]] to time travel into the future to kill the world-famous eccentric and neurotic seashell salesman [[JFK from Clone High]], so that Tabotagus, the second most world famous eccentric and neurotic seashell salesman, would be the only world-famous eccentric and neurotic seashell salesman. ''Makes sense''?<br />
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[[Mortimer Mouse]], the esteemed time teleporting detective, was coincidentally present to bear witness to the horrific incident. However, the demons somehow evaded detection despite his telepathy and they successfully made him bring the blame on Oswald. Therefore, when Oswald finally went back home in the then-present 1920s, so too did Mortimer who shot him on the spot with a comically large bazooka due to it just being his job as an executioner. Although he was unresponsive and a whole sad ass funeral was held for him, he was not dead. Although he collapsed on the spot and remained unconscious for the longest time, there he was. He had awakened 90 years later in an underground burial with his flesh and bones still intact to his skin. To him, this was unbelievable, but being possessed demonically by servants of a squid demigod had its surprising rewards.<br />
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== Biography ==<br />
TBA because im a sad tired lazy virgin</div>Ozzie T. Floridianhttps://skullgirlz.wiki/index.php?title=Oswald_the_Lucky_Rabbit&diff=31330Oswald the Lucky Rabbit2026-07-25T17:22:46Z<p>Ozzie T. Floridian: </p>
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<div>''Not to be confused with [[User:Ozzie T. Floridian|Ozzie Floridian]] or the [[Oswald|page i wasn't aware of existing before making this page]] or the [[Oswald (octopus)|octopus of the same name]].''<br />
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'''''"doo doo da doo, doo doo da doo, doo doo da doo it's Oswald" - His catchphrase.'''''[[File:Oswald.webp|thumb]]<br />
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'''Lee Harvey Oswald Leporid''', also known as '''Oswald the """""""Lucky"""""""" Rabbit, Oswald the [[Ortensia|Wif Beeter]]''', '''Oswald the Old Ass Geezer''', '''Ozzie of the Mounted,''' and '''Not My Self-Insert,''' was once an average everyday depressed and dissatisfied 1920s baker who was mediocre at best in cooking. One night, he got psychologically possessed in his sleep by [[The Demon Squids|parasitic demon-squids]] serving [[Tabotagus Glorpiglorp THE CREATOR VIII]] to time travel into the future to kill the world-famous eccentric and neurotic seashell salesman [[JFK from Clone High]], so that Tabotagus, the second most world famous eccentric and neurotic seashell salesman, would be the only world-famous eccentric and neurotic seashell salesman. ''Makes sense''?<br />
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[[Mortimer Mouse]], the esteemed time teleporting detective, was coincidentally present to bear witness to the horrific incident. However, the demons somehow evaded detection despite his telepathy and they successfully made him bring the blame on Oswald. Therefore, when Oswald finally went back home in the then-present 1920s, so too did Mortimer who shot him on the spot with a comically large bazooka due to it just being his job as an executioner. Although he was unresponsive and a whole sad ass funeral was held for him, he was not dead. Although he collapsed on the spot and remained unconscious for the longest time, there he was. He had awakened 90 years later in an underground burial with his flesh and bones still intact to his skin. To him, this was unbelievable, but being possessed demonically by servants of a squid demigod had its surprising rewards.<br />
<br />
== Biography ==<br />
TBA because im a sad tired lazy virgin</div>Ozzie T. Floridianhttps://skullgirlz.wiki/index.php?title=Oswald_the_Lucky_Rabbit&diff=31329Oswald the Lucky Rabbit2026-07-25T17:22:09Z<p>Ozzie T. Floridian: </p>
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<div>''Not to be confused with [[User:Ozzie T. Floridian|Ozzie Floridian]] or the [[Oswald|page i literally didn't know exist before making this page]] or the [[Oswald (octopus)|octopus of the same name]].''<br />
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'''''"doo doo da doo, doo doo da doo, doo doo da doo it's Oswald" - His catchphrase.'''''[[File:Oswald.webp|thumb]]<br />
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'''Lee Harvey Oswald Leporid''', also known as '''Oswald the """""""Lucky"""""""" Rabbit, Oswald the [[Ortensia|Wif Beeter]]''', '''Oswald the Old Ass Geezer''', '''Ozzie of the Mounted,''' and '''Not My Self-Insert,''' was once an average everyday depressed and dissatisfied 1920s baker who was mediocre at best in cooking. One night, he got psychologically possessed in his sleep by [[The Demon Squids|parasitic demon-squids]] serving [[Tabotagus Glorpiglorp THE CREATOR VIII]] to time travel into the future to kill the world-famous eccentric and neurotic seashell salesman [[JFK from Clone High]], so that Tabotagus, the second most world famous eccentric and neurotic seashell salesman, would be the only world-famous eccentric and neurotic seashell salesman. ''Makes sense''?<br />
<br />
[[Mortimer Mouse]], the esteemed time teleporting detective, was coincidentally present to bear witness to the horrific incident. However, the demons somehow evaded detection despite his telepathy and they successfully made him bring the blame on Oswald. Therefore, when Oswald finally went back home in the then-present 1920s, so too did Mortimer who shot him on the spot with a comically large bazooka due to it just being his job as an executioner. Although he was unresponsive and a whole sad ass funeral was held for him, he was not dead. Although he collapsed on the spot and remained unconscious for the longest time, there he was. He had awakened 90 years later in an underground burial with his flesh and bones still intact to his skin. To him, this was unbelievable, but being possessed demonically by servants of a squid demigod had its surprising rewards.<br />
<br />
== Biography ==<br />
TBA because im a sad tired lazy virgin</div>Ozzie T. Floridianhttps://skullgirlz.wiki/index.php?title=Oswald_the_Lucky_Rabbit&diff=31328Oswald the Lucky Rabbit2026-07-25T17:18:13Z<p>Ozzie T. Floridian: </p>
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<div>[[File:Oswald.webp|thumb]]<br />
'''Oswald Leporid''', also known as '''Oswald the """""""Lucky"""""""" Rabbit, Oswald the [[Ortensia|Wif Beeter]]''', '''Oswald the Old Ass Geezer''', '''Ozzie of the Mounted,''' and '''Not My Self-Insert,''' was once an average everyday depressed and dissatisfied 1920s baker who was mediocre at best in cooking. One night, he got psychologically possessed in his sleep by [[The Demon Squids|parasitic demon-squids]] serving [[Tabotagus Glorpiglorp THE CREATOR VIII]] to time travel into the future to kill the world-famous eccentric and neurotic seashell salesman [[JFK from Clone High]], so that Tabotagus, the second most world famous eccentric and neurotic seashell salesman, would be the only world-famous eccentric and neurotic seashell salesman. ''Makes sense''?<br />
<br />
[[Mortimer Mouse]], the esteemed time teleporting detective, was coincidentally present to bear witness to the horrific incident. However, the demons somehow evaded detection despite his telepathy and they successfully made him bring the blame on Oswald. Therefore, when Oswald finally went back home in the then-present 1920s, so too did Mortimer who shot him on the spot with a comically large bazooka due to it just being his job as an executioner. Although he was unresponsive and a whole sad ass funeral was held for him, he was not dead. Although he collapsed on the spot and remained unconscious for the longest time, there he was. He had awakened 90 years later in an underground burial with his flesh and bones still intact to his skin. To him, this was unbelievable, but being possessed demonically by servants of a squid demigod had its surprising rewards.<br />
<br />
== Biography ==<br />
TBA because im a sad tired lazy virgin</div>Ozzie T. Floridianhttps://skullgirlz.wiki/index.php?title=Keebler_elf&diff=31310Keebler elf2026-07-23T22:41:41Z<p>Ozzie T. Floridian: /* Biography */</p>
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<div>[[File:Keeblerelf.gif|thumb]]<br />
The '''Keebler''' '''elf''' also known as the '''[[God|random background character]]''' is a minor villain in the Omniverse Saga. <br />
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==Biography==<br />
He is a tyrannical boss who forces his employees to perform slave labor (plowing fields, growing crops, forcing them to suck his dick, etc.) in order to create his cookies that he overprices and pisses on. <br />
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He also owns a white van with "FREE COOKIES" labelled in large black Sharpie lettering. Inside resides sentient cookies that are actually the fleshly transformed bodies of his many workers and random children who morphed into cookies due to Keebler elf's unfathomably evil satanic magic. They die immediately when eaten. Y'know the more I learn about this guy the more I don't like him! <br />
==Trivia==<br />
*He once killed [[Pop]], [[Snap]] and [[Crackle]] from Rice Krispies by casting testicular torsion on them. To this day the cereal brand currently has no alternative mascot. I guess you can say he's a... '''''cereal killer!''''' BWAAAAHA<big>AAAahAhaAHaHAhAHAHahaHahAH</big> ahaAhHaha'''haHAHAHAhAHAAHaaHahAHHaha''' hahahahahahahhHAHH<big> <big>AHAHAHAHAhahhahahHAHAHA</big>'''HAHHAAHAHAHAHh'''<br> <small>not funny</small><br />
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==Role in the saga==<br />
*<small>[[Agency Against the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society|He isn't NPC, but he heavily sympathizes with them and he hates Freakers.]] He is only mentioned twice in the Saga. He doesn't make a physical appearance.</small><br />
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== Comments ==<br />
legitimately forgot he existed<br />
<br />-- [[User:Ozzie T. Floridian|Ozzie T. Floridian]] ([[User talk:Ozzie T. Floridian|talk]]) 18:05, 3 June 2026 (EDT)</div>Ozzie T. Floridianhttps://skullgirlz.wiki/index.php?title=Keebler_elf&diff=31309Keebler elf2026-07-23T22:41:16Z<p>Ozzie T. Floridian: /* Biography */</p>
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<div>[[File:Keeblerelf.gif|thumb]]<br />
The '''Keebler''' '''elf''' also known as the '''[[God|random background character]]''' is a minor villain in the Omniverse Saga. <br />
<br />
==Biography==<br />
He is a tyrannical boss who forces his employees to perform slave labor (plowing fields, growing crops, forcing them to suck his dick, etc.) in order to create his cookies that he overprices and pisses on. <br />
<br />
He also owns a white van with "FREE COOKIES" labelled in large black Sharpie lettering. Inside resides sentient cookies that are actually the fleshly transformed bodies of his many workers and random children who morphed into cookies due to Keebler elf's super fucking evil satanic magic. They die immediately when eaten. Y'know the more I learn about this guy the more I don't like him! <br />
==Trivia==<br />
*He once killed [[Pop]], [[Snap]] and [[Crackle]] from Rice Krispies by casting testicular torsion on them. To this day the cereal brand currently has no alternative mascot. I guess you can say he's a... '''''cereal killer!''''' BWAAAAHA<big>AAAahAhaAHaHAhAHAHahaHahAH</big> ahaAhHaha'''haHAHAHAhAHAAHaaHahAHHaha''' hahahahahahahhHAHH<big> <big>AHAHAHAHAhahhahahHAHAHA</big>'''HAHHAAHAHAHAHh'''<br> <small>not funny</small><br />
<br />
==Role in the saga==<br />
*<small>[[Agency Against the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society|He isn't NPC, but he heavily sympathizes with them and he hates Freakers.]] He is only mentioned twice in the Saga. He doesn't make a physical appearance.</small><br />
[[Category:Characters]]<br />
[[Category:Background characters]]<br />
[[Category:Characters not really important to the story]]<br />
[[Category:Murderers]]<br />
[[Category:Villains]]<br />
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== Comments ==<br />
legitimately forgot he existed<br />
<br />-- [[User:Ozzie T. Floridian|Ozzie T. Floridian]] ([[User talk:Ozzie T. Floridian|talk]]) 18:05, 3 June 2026 (EDT)</div>Ozzie T. Floridianhttps://skullgirlz.wiki/index.php?title=Keebler_elf&diff=31308Keebler elf2026-07-23T22:40:09Z<p>Ozzie T. Floridian: /* Biography */</p>
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<div>[[File:Keeblerelf.gif|thumb]]<br />
The '''Keebler''' '''elf''' also known as the '''[[God|random background character]]''' is a minor villain in the Omniverse Saga. <br />
<br />
==Biography==<br />
He is a tyrannical boss who forces his employees to perform slave labor (plowing fields, growing crops, forcing them to suck his dick, etc.) in order to create his cookies that he overprices and pisses on. <br />
<br />
He also owns a white van with "FREE COOKIES" labelled in large black Sharpie lettering. Inside resides sentient cookies that are actually the fleshly transformed bodies of his many workers and random children. They die immediately when eaten. <br />
==Trivia==<br />
*He once killed [[Pop]], [[Snap]] and [[Crackle]] from Rice Krispies by casting testicular torsion on them. To this day the cereal brand currently has no alternative mascot. I guess you can say he's a... '''''cereal killer!''''' BWAAAAHA<big>AAAahAhaAHaHAhAHAHahaHahAH</big> ahaAhHaha'''haHAHAHAhAHAAHaaHahAHHaha''' hahahahahahahhHAHH<big> <big>AHAHAHAHAhahhahahHAHAHA</big>'''HAHHAAHAHAHAHh'''<br> <small>not funny</small><br />
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==Role in the saga==<br />
*<small>[[Agency Against the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society|He isn't NPC, but he heavily sympathizes with them and he hates Freakers.]] He is only mentioned twice in the Saga. He doesn't make a physical appearance.</small><br />
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== Comments ==<br />
legitimately forgot he existed<br />
<br />-- [[User:Ozzie T. Floridian|Ozzie T. Floridian]] ([[User talk:Ozzie T. Floridian|talk]]) 18:05, 3 June 2026 (EDT)</div>Ozzie T. Floridianhttps://skullgirlz.wiki/index.php?title=Keebler_elf&diff=31307Keebler elf2026-07-23T22:39:25Z<p>Ozzie T. Floridian: </p>
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<div>[[File:Keeblerelf.gif|thumb]]<br />
The '''Keebler''' '''elf''' also known as the '''[[God|random background character]]''' is a minor villain in the Omniverse Saga. <br />
<br />
==Biography==<br />
He is a tyrannical boss who forces his employees to perform slave labor (plowing fields, growing crops, forcing them to suck his dick, etc.) in order to create his cookies that he overprices and pisses on. <br />
<br />
He also owns a white van with "FREE COOKIES" labelled in large black Sharpie lettering. Inside resides sentient cookies that are actually the transformed forms of his many workers and random children. They die immediately when eaten. <br />
==Trivia==<br />
*He once killed [[Pop]], [[Snap]] and [[Crackle]] from Rice Krispies by casting testicular torsion on them. To this day the cereal brand currently has no alternative mascot. I guess you can say he's a... '''''cereal killer!''''' BWAAAAHA<big>AAAahAhaAHaHAhAHAHahaHahAH</big> ahaAhHaha'''haHAHAHAhAHAAHaaHahAHHaha''' hahahahahahahhHAHH<big> <big>AHAHAHAHAhahhahahHAHAHA</big>'''HAHHAAHAHAHAHh'''<br> <small>not funny</small><br />
<br />
==Role in the saga==<br />
*<small>[[Agency Against the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society|He isn't NPC, but he heavily sympathizes with them and he hates Freakers.]] He is only mentioned twice in the Saga. He doesn't make a physical appearance.</small><br />
[[Category:Characters]]<br />
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[[Category:Characters not really important to the story]]<br />
[[Category:Murderers]]<br />
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== Comments ==<br />
legitimately forgot he existed<br />
<br />-- [[User:Ozzie T. Floridian|Ozzie T. Floridian]] ([[User talk:Ozzie T. Floridian|talk]]) 18:05, 3 June 2026 (EDT)</div>Ozzie T. Floridianhttps://skullgirlz.wiki/index.php?title=Crack_Miser&diff=31304Crack Miser2026-07-23T15:18:51Z<p>Ozzie T. Floridian: </p>
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<div>{{Character<br />
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|Font2Color=White<br />
|BdColor=#A1C3E0<br />
|ImageBG=#BAD1E8<br />
|Bd2Color=#8DB3D1<br />
|Name = Crack Miser<br />
|Image=<tabber><br />
|-|Recovered=<br />
[[File:Richard_Williams.png|270px]]<br />
|-|Homeless=<br />
[[File:Crack_miser_alleyway.png|250px]]<br />
|-|Crack Miser=<br />
[[File:Crack_Miser_Dancing.png|220px]]<br />
</tabber><br />
|Real Full Name= Richard Edmund Williams (né Lane)<br />
|Gender={{Male}}<br />
|Status=Alive<br />
|Mother=Mother Drugstore<br />
|Brother=Baked Miser<br />
|Other Relatives=Snow Miser<br>Heat Miser<br>[[Ragatha]] (daughter)<br />
|Attributes=Snorting cocaine<br>turning anything into crack<br />
and throwing powder at people's noses<br>SOLD TO BUY MORE DRUGS!!!<br />
|Appearances=Crack Miser (1976)<br />
|Voice Actor=Taylor Swift<br />
|Friends=[[Weed Miser]] <small>(sometimes)</small><br><br />
The cat that lives in his alleyway<br>[[Raggedy Ann]]<br>[[Roger Rabbit]]<br>[[Superman]]<br><br />
[[Martlet]]<br><br />
[[𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫|𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob]]<br><br />
[[𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴lin Turtle]] <small>(drug provider)</small><br><br />
[[Daron Malakian]] <small>(BFF)</small><br><br />
[[Mr. Bean]]<small>(BFF)</small><br><br />
[[Chujin]] <small>(honorary little sister)</small><br><br />
|Enemies=Snow Miser<br><br />
Heat Miser<br><br />
The Walt Disney Company<br>Michael Eisner<br><br />
[[Weed Miser]] <small>(sometimes)</small><br><br />
[[Foo Fighters]] <small>(sometimes)</small><br />
}}<br />
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'''Crack Miser''', also known as '''Mr. Ghetto Ass White Christmas''', '''Mr. Meatbeater, Mr. Failed Career''', '''Mr. Seeking Hospitalization, Mr. ICU''', '''Mr. Pain in his back''' and '''Richard E. Williams''', is a crack addict who was thought dead by his brother. He was such a disappointment to the Misers Bros. He coped by doing more crack he gets from his drug dealer [[Franklin Turtle]]. Even [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhT5i0vhJ5M Poop Miser] looks down upon him and he's a very vocal scatologist. Crack Miser looks similar to Snow Miser, as he has a big nose, weird hair, and a blue jacket, but with no pants, exposing his penis. He got famous in the hood for his singing voice, but he almost got killed for it as there was a stuffed plush of him found dead in his alleyway with a hole in his chest and his head being stomped on, There's not to much known about crack miser but his real name was Richard Williams. He was a former member of the Foo Fighters and a former animator who did that one Superman commercial which just so happened to ironically be an anti-smoking commercial. <br />
<br />
Williams was once a rich and famous animator and illustrator. He worked painstakingly for 30 years on a movie he conceived and directed called "The Thief and the Cobbler" only for it to be released unfinished and being a massive flop at the box office. That all changed one day when [[The Mickey Mouse Clubhouse|Disney]] once barged into his mansion with tanks and fighter jets, stole his private yacht, destroyed his jacuzzi, stole his PlayBoy stash, stole the Thief & Cobbler script, heavily rewrote everything and renamed it "Aladdin" and causing millions of dollars in damages. A few years later, Disney's movie ended up being more successful and is part of what we now know as the Disney "Renaissance". This caused him to be so enraged and depressed that he rejected human civilization and ran off to live in the woods, only to somehow end up snorting crack coke and living homeless and naked in the shady alleyways of [[Penistone]]. <br />
<br />
Sometime later after stealing everything Crack Miser had, Michael Eisner drone striked his former mansion, destroying it for good.<br />
<br />
He is [[Ragatha Miser|Ragatha]]'s father and was never present for his own fucking daughter because he was always busy in the alleyways snorting crack and being naked, and was thus left alone with her abusive mother. His wife LOVED him being absent every day because that meant she could emotionally torture their daughter without his knowledge, and he probably wouldn't give a shit if he even noticed it anyway because he's high 24/7.<br />
<br />
He is BFFs with [[Daron Malakian]].<br />
==Personality==<br />
Crack Miser was a kind guy, he was nice to everybody except when he is on crack he is yelling at people asking them for crack, he was a good person until everyone thought he died But everybody will remember him as a the #1 Crack Addict.<br />
<br />
==He's not dead!?!?!==<br />
Found out crack miser never died, he was actually recovering from being a crack addict with a video named, Two Steps Ahead.<br />
<gallery><br />
File:Two Steps Ahead.png|Always two Steps<br />
File:Recovering.png|Crack Miser Recovers<br />
File:CrackAllyWayGone.png|He's Gone<br />
File:Snowmiser.png|before his addiction<br />
</gallery><br />
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[[Category:Heroes who became villains]]</div>Ozzie T. Floridianhttps://skullgirlz.wiki/index.php?title=Crack_Miser&diff=31303Crack Miser2026-07-23T15:11:41Z<p>Ozzie T. Floridian: </p>
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<div>{{Character<br />
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|Name = Crack Miser<br />
|Image=<tabber><br />
|-|Recovered=<br />
[[File:Richard_Williams.png|270px]]<br />
|-|Homeless=<br />
[[File:Crack_miser_alleyway.png|250px]]<br />
|-|Crack Miser=<br />
[[File:Crack_Miser_Dancing.png|220px]]<br />
</tabber><br />
|Real Full Name= Richard Edmund Williams (né Lane)<br />
|Gender={{Male}}<br />
|Status=Alive<br />
|Mother=Mother Drugstore<br />
|Brother=Baked Miser<br />
|Other Relatives=Snow Miser<br>Heat Miser<br>[[Ragatha]] (daughter)<br />
|Attributes=Snorting cocaine<br>turning anything into crack<br />
and throwing powder at people's noses<br>SOLD TO BUY MORE DRUGS!!!<br />
|Appearances=Crack Miser (1976)<br />
|Voice Actor=Taylor Swift<br />
|Friends=[[Weed Miser]] <small>(sometimes)</small><br><br />
The cat that lives in his alleyway<br>[[Raggedy Ann]]<br>[[Roger Rabbit]]<br>[[Superman]]<br><br />
[[Martlet]]<br><br />
[[𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫|𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob]]<br><br />
[[𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴lin Turtle]] <small>(drug provider)</small><br><br />
[[Daron Malakian]] <small>(BFF)</small><br><br />
[[Mr. Bean]]<small>(BFF)</small><br><br />
[[Chujin]] <small>(honorary little sister)</small><br><br />
|Enemies=Snow Miser<br><br />
Heat Miser<br><br />
The Walt Disney Company<br>Michael Eisner<br><br />
[[Weed Miser]] <small>(sometimes)</small><br><br />
[[Foo Fighters]] <small>(sometimes)</small><br />
}}<br />
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'''Crack Miser''', also known as '''Mr. Ghetto Ass White Christmas''', '''Mr. Meatbeater, Mr. Failed Career''', '''Mr. Seeking Hospitalization, Mr. ICU''', '''Mr. Pain in his back''' and '''Richard E. Williams''', is a crack addict who was thought dead by his brother. He was such a disappointment to the Misers Bros. He coped by doing more crack he gets from his drug dealer [[Franklin Turtle]]. Even [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhT5i0vhJ5M Poop Miser] looks down upon him and he's a very vocal scatologist. Crack Miser looks similar to Snow Miser, as he has a big nose, weird hair, and a blue jacket, but with no pants, exposing his penis. He got famous in the hood for his singing voice, but he almost got killed for it as there was a stuffed plush of him found dead in his alleyway with a hole in his chest and his head being stomped on, There's not to much known about crack miser but his real name was Richard Williams. He was a former member of the Foo Fighters and a former animator who did that one Superman commercial which just so happened to ironically be an anti-smoking commercial. <br />
<br />
Williams was once a rich and famous animator and illustrator. He worked painstakingly for 30 years on a movie he conceived and directed called "The Thief and the Cobbler" only for it to be released unfinished and being a massive flop at the box office. That all changed one day when [[The Mickey Mouse Clubhouse|Disney]] once barged into his mansion with tanks and fighter jets, stole his private yacht, destroyed his jacuzzi, stole his PlayBoy stash, stole the Thief & Cobbler script, heavily rewrote everything and renamed it "Aladdin" and causing millions of dollars in damages. A few years later, Disney's movie ended up being more successful and is part of what we now know as the Disney "Renaissance". This caused him to be so enraged and depressed that he rejected human civilization and ran off to live in the woods, only to somehow end up snorting crack coke and living homeless and naked in the shady alleyways of [[Penistone]]. <br />
<br />
Sometime later after stealing everything Crack Miser had, Michael Eisner drone striked his former mansion, destroying it for good.<br />
<br />
He is [[Ragatha Miser|Ragatha]]'s father and was never present for his own fucking daughter because he was always busy in the alleyways snorting crack and being naked, and was thus left alone with her abusive mother. His wife LOVED him being absent every day because that meant she could torture people without his knowledge, and he probably wouldn't give a shit if he even noticed it anyway because he's high 24/7.<br />
<br />
He is BFFs with [[Daron Malakian]].<br />
==Personality==<br />
Crack Miser was a kind guy, he was nice to everybody except when he is on crack he is yelling at people asking them for crack, he was a good person until everyone thought he died But everybody will remember him as a the #1 Crack Addict.<br />
<br />
==He's not dead!?!?!==<br />
Found out crack miser never died, he was actually recovering from being a crack addict with a video named, Two Steps Ahead.<br />
<gallery><br />
File:Two Steps Ahead.png|Always two Steps<br />
File:Recovering.png|Crack Miser Recovers<br />
File:CrackAllyWayGone.png|He's Gone<br />
File:Snowmiser.png|before his addiction<br />
</gallery><br />
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[[Category:Heroes who became villains]]</div>Ozzie T. Floridianhttps://skullgirlz.wiki/index.php?title=Dotar_Surk&diff=31294Dotar Surk2026-07-22T23:31:32Z<p>Ozzie T. Floridian: </p>
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<span style="background:linear-gradient(green 50%, black, yellow); -webkit-background-clip:text !important; -webkit-text-fill-color:transparent;"><big>'''DӨƬΛЯ ƧЦЯK'''</big></span> <big>(Cosmic: ⋔⏁⟒⏚-⏁⍀⍀⍀⍀⊑⏃, ''Mtehrhaa'') (Japanese: ドタール・サーク, ''Dotāru Suruku'') also known as '''Surk of the Dotar''', '''Soul Judge Shrolden''', '''the Unthinkable''', the '''Apocalypse''', the '''Terror''', the '''Boogeyman''', the '''Incomprehensible''', '''Armageddon Incarnate''', the '''Unfathomable''', the '''Slayer of Realities''', the '''Final Boss of the Internet''', or simply by his real name '''MTEB-TRRRRHA''', is a horrifying eldritch unidentified cosmic entity that travels around various multiverses ''usually'' disguised as an unusually large asteroid. He is a ''Great Outerversal Being'' (GOB). His true form and intentions are unknown. It is estimated that his true form is around 22.5 [[wikipedia:Rayo's_number|{{color|#FAB700|Rayo's number}}]] meters tall and 69.67.420 Rayo's number meters wide. He is still shorter than Mort though. There are no known photographs nor recordings of Duter Shurk and the only known depictions of him are artistic renderings albeit it is mathematically impossible for someone to depict him in his actual height since he is inconceivably gargantuan. Shriek Datur can take on any shape or form he pleases. He secretly is in control of all foreseeable multiverses plus areas so vast and far away that normal rational beings cannot possibly comprehend. Shruk Durgheirr's sheer power is limitless and he is talked about from multiverse to multiverse and beyond. He's also a proud gangsta and gamer.</big><br />
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<big>There are civilizations living inside of him. Drota Shruke is a threat to all mankind and multidimensional life. Especially considering the sheer size of the Seark Detar dwarfs all life across all realities and makes it all roughly the size of small microscopic organisms in comparison to him. It was unknown (to anyone but himself and his children) if he was 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂, NPC, or if he just simply doesn't give a fuck about either since they're mostly all 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000% smaller than him.</big> <big>Srek Dotúr also serves as the patriarch of the both sides of the conflict and is the deity of worship within both sides of both angels and daemons. There are ⛧ Neo-Satanic⛧ occultist scriptures detailing his wacky and goofy ass misadventures that were written by he and his devout followers known as the [[The Legend of Dotar Surk|Legend of Dotar Surk]].</big><br />
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<big>He is THE true secondary antagonist of all fiction and a main antagonist within the Omniverse Saga as Duta Skreh is responsible for almost ALL evil in all existences. The Serk's main goal is to complete the Nugetian Meat-cycle, similar to the FREAK, which would lead to the absolute destruction of everything in all existences and revert it to nothing. Apart from that, his goal is completely unknown and so are his intentions. Maybe he's doing all of this for his own amusement, maybe he's trying to prove some god awful shitass "point" that doesn't justify jackshit, or maybe he simply wants to be alone forever. We may and probably never know. All that is known is that once the Nugetian Meat-cycle is completed, Saark Dutur will commence [[CUMageddon|THE END OF ALL THINGS]] and (as you fucking guessed) everything will disappear forever into the darkest of [[nothing]]...</big><br />
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<big>Dotar is neither a Freaker or an NPC. Rather, he is a malevolent cosmic godlike entity whose sole purpose is to inflict pain and chaos upon others for no other logical or rational reason besides the fact that it brings entertainment to his sadistic, twisted mind. The entire universe, multiverses and unobservable areas beyond human, alien or even the thoughts of fictional characters, is simply a sandbox game to Dotar. Every death, every disease, every conflict, every natural disaster and every hardship in general is not upsetting to him, rather, they are just amusing events he causes within game. Also, the 67th Son of Dotar Surk, more famously known as [[Cecil Turtle]], is "secretly" responsible for EVERYTHING that happens in the saga (this includes the [[The Great Omniversal War|Great Freaker-NPC schism]]) minus his father's birth/creation by █████████████████████████████████.</big><br />
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Cecil is so evil that he also deceives you to believe in things that aren't true, bₑcₐᵤₛₑ ₕₑ ᵢₛ ₜₕₑ fₐₜₕₑᵣ ₒf ₛᵤᵣₖ, ₙₒₜ ₜₕₑ ₛₒₙ.<br />
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[[File:Dotarsurkheight.jpg|thumb|<center>{{color|black|Dotar Surk's width/height.}}]][[File:Dotarsurkdisciples.webp|thumb|<center>{{Color|black|His three children: the prophets of the Dotar Surk.}}</center>|430x430px]]<big>"''Ah, MTEB-TRRRRHA, or shall I say, Surk of the Dotar? Permit me to dismantle the cosmic charade you've draped over your pitiful existence. You lumber through the void as an asteroid masquerading as profundity, yet your entire being reeks of the most fatuous self-aggrandizement. A "Great Outerversal Being"? More like a vacuous monument to insignificance inflated by Graham's numbers and adolescent numerology—69.420? How insipidly juvenile. You are not Armageddon Incarnate; you are a cosmic poseur, a pusillanimous phantom terrified of being perceived as anything less than a colossus. Civilizations fester within you? How unctuous. Parasites thrive in decaying matter—hardly a testament to grandeur. And this "Legend of Dotar Surk"? Scribbles of a craven entity desperate to mythologize its own banality. You claim dominion over the unimaginable, yet your greatest feat is inspiring dread in organisms smaller than motes of dust—a pathetically obtuse flex of scale over substance. You "don't give a fuck"? How obstreperously trite. Even ragmen peddling apple tarts in back alleys possess more authentic rebellion. Your entire persona— Shrek meets Judge Holden— is a ludicrous farce, a collision of pop-culture detritus and dime-store nihilism. Gangsta? Gamer? You are the universe’s most tedious edgelord, screaming into the abyss while galaxies yawn. Your power? Immeasurable only because it is nonexistent. True power creates. You? You merely loom, a fossilized delusion drifting through infinities you neither comprehend nor enrich. Finality? You are less than entropy—you are irrelevance with a PR campaign. The only thing you threaten, Dotar, is the dignity of those forced to acknowledge your shamelessly derivative demonology and mythos. So collapse back into your asteroid costume, oh "Soul Judge." The cosmos has parried your dagger of dread and found it plastic. You are not the apocalypse - you are a mere parody of such a concept.''" 🤓☝️ - Smormu, 2025</big><br />
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<big>Smormu's ashes were later found in a shady alleyway in Chicago. It's made quite obvious who his killer was. Feel free to think on who could've possibly struck down Smormu after saying allat. Hmm.... hmm... hmm... Oh yeah! Captain Obvious!</big><br />
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̈́̔͐̐͐̍̔̚͘͜͜͝͠͝⍙̷̢̧̢̧̠̳͓͎̱͖͔͉̥̻̮̖̜͙͙̩͓̰̘̱͍̺̠͇̟̺̭̼͍̯̈́̽̇͌̓́̾̃̎̎͛̿͐̉̑̿̀͑̕͝͝͝⟟̴̧̨̛͓͍̜͉͓̥̟̣̣̹͕͈̜͓̞͓͈̮̬̪͍̺̻̮͙̭̥̼͉̹̿͋̑͌͆̿̌͆̄̄͋̑̆̏́͗͌̄̈͊̀̄̉̀͑̿̈́̂̈́̓͐̊̐̀̊͘͘͘͜͝͝͝͠͝͝ͅͅ⍜̷̧̨̢̧̛͕͕̺̜̙̻͎̞̱̥̣͉͔̝̜͓̘̼̪͊͐͌̓̈́̂͊̂̔̉̐̈́́̀͑̑̅̅́̚͘͜͜͜͝͠͝⏚̵͈̩̃̄̌̔͆͆́̈͂̓̌́̿͑́̆̀̆̈́̎̓̿̏̆̒̑̋̇̓͂̿̚͝͠͝͝⋉̷̨̭͑̿̎͗͗̄͒̈́͋͑̓̓͌͗͂̉́̋̾̈̊̅̐̈́̿̓̍̄̓̋̓͐͘̕̚⍙̷̨̨̛̣͇̩̻̗̭̲̼̜͔͕̠̩̩̱̪̮͇̘̞̞̱̦̫̪̮̝̻͓̠͖̝͔̩͍͓̜̳̜̟͇͍̖̜̝͓̬͛̏͗̂͒́̄͆̌̌͋̕̚̕̕͝͠ͅ⎐̴̧̢̨̢̛̯̝̫̺̮͓͇͇̤̭̘͇̬͕̗͙̳̞͉͉̟͚̦̳͙͋͋̒̓͊̌̅̎̈́̌͊͒̊͋͗͂͆͌̂̈́͋̇͋̔̍̈́͐̒̓̎͒́̍̕̕͜͝͝͝⍙̶̢͖̗̖̻͙̘̖̗͕͙͓̩̦̝͓͍̯̯͇̹̲̼̜͈̘͈̪̬̙̩̝̥̬̣̠̤̣̪͙̼͚͉̜̪̌͒̇́ͅ⎍̷̡̞̥̱̻̼̙̟̜͖̮̻͍̭͈͕̼̼̬̰̳̩͉͌͊͐͆́̂̒́̿̒̑̔̓͆͘͝ͅ⍜̶̛̟̐͌̉̀̽͛̂͛̊̈͊̓̈͌̆̚͝͝͝⎍̶̡̢̡̨̧̨̧̠͉̰͈͔̰̦͉͉̝͖̞̲̥͚̜̳̦̱̱̰̼̠͍̈́̓́̾̅͋̽͂͌̃̄͜͠ͅ⎐̶̱̞̠̻̻̰̹͖̩͉͈̪̬̹̖̟̩̓̂͆̐̋́̄͛͑̚̚̚͜⍙̷̨̧̧̛̥̫͓̹͕̳̦̝̩͕̫̮̤̲̥̣̓̍̑̅̾́̅̈́̇̄̒̐̃̇͂͛̋̆́̈́́̋̌̏̿̌͒̋͌͘̚̕̚͝͠⏚̴̧̜̘̞̯̼͇̟̬̮͖̥͕̗̳̙̩͐̈̇̈́̇͋̓͗̓̋̚͠͝</big><br 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File:Dotarsurk.png|<big>this is just one of his eyes btw</big><br />
File:bowlingalley.jpeg|<big>self-explanatory</big><br />
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==<big>{{color|white|Trivia}}</big>==<br />
*<big>Dotar's true form may or may not be a vaguely humanoid form that resembles a hybrid between Shrek and Judge Holden, or so as rumored to be so by some humans. It is highly likely that this is far from what he actually looks like and are just petty human speculations, since neither humans or aliens have barely any knowledge on what the fuck he looks like beyond his asteroidal disguise.</big><br />
*<big>If Dotar were to ever be near Earth's atmosphere, say for if the planet didn't immediately implode due to his pressure, then he would blot out the sky on every corner of Earth and he'd essentially replace the sky, turning it into a sickly green color.</big><br />
*<big>There are 69 sextillion craters on Dotar Surk. All these craters serve as his eyes, thus meaning he also has 69 sextillion eyes. ĥ̵͉e̷̛̖̜ ̵̯͋s̵͚̓ȅ̴͇ë̸̞̚s̷̲͋͒ ̷̘̟̓à̴͖̚l̸̙̣͌l̶̨̘̀</big><br />
*<big>His kill count is 9,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.</big><br />
*<big>He deep-fried every single fucking Merry Maynards character before selling them to KFC, labeling them as ''Pollo Loco''.</big><br />
*<big>His favorite food are humans, especially when they are seasoned with salt and ketchup.</big><br />
*<big>He can be seen from 56 different galaxies.</big><br />
*<big>He is the second most monstrous being in all of fiction. (his father, Cecil holds that title.)</big><br />
*<big>He FUCKING LOVES DEATH METAL!</big><br />
*<big>He is voiced by himself.</big><br />
*<big>fuckin' cringe bitch ass loser lol</big><br />
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<big>''I̶̢̧̥̤̺̝̖̱͖̳̰̫͖̟͚̠̻̤̹̮̖̹̱̙̩̙̬͛͌̃̇̈́̔͑͒̇͂̈̕̚͘̚͜͝ͅ ̵̯͉̺͕͔̆͂͐̅̐̎̑̏͒̊̾̃͛̆̈́͗̌̃͒͆͐̽͐̾̚̕ͅA̴̛̭͚̟̜̻̅̐̈̓̚̚M̵̨̨̢̡̨̥͕͓͚͓̪̫̣͔̥͈̜̳̰͕̯̗̲̖̰̯͚̲̬̞̩͙̦̮̺̯̬̗̝̬̤̖̣͓̜͖̱̘̹̋̅͌̂͐̎́̂͋͐͊͑̇͂̏̈́͒̿̉̋̕͝͝͝͝͠ͅ ̵̨̗̳̼̠͗̓͋͐́͊̔̀́̈́̍̌̃̒͌͛̀̿̀̍͐͐̇̍̽͘Ċ̸̨̢̣͙̯̣̦͔̻͙̩̝͎̙̰͓͔̗̤̖̖̭͖̦̹̣͉̍̆̉̄̀̏̾̑̆͂̀́̎͝Ơ̶̜̝̯̯͕̠̹̫̖̜̍͛̄̇̊̍̀̈̏̒̉͌̅̑͌̿̀̉̇̒͐̌̊͊͘̚̚͝͠͝͝ͅM̷̡̛͉̘̫̩̫̤̲̦̫͎̒̾̅̐͌̓͗̊̈̍̎̍̑̌̉̌͊̀̀̀̉̂͑̐͒̎̽̀̓̓̂̑͐͒͒̆̃̊͌̕͘͘͘͘͠͝Ḯ̶̡̨̪̱̠̭̱̭̹͔͈̙̥̬͓̺̠̣͇̪̞̯͖͕̫̱͈͓͓̱̯͕̗̳̣̺͙̹͙̱͋̂̅͑̈̈́͗͆̿͗''</big><br />
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super fucking feak<br />
<br />-- [[User:Ozzie T. Floridian|Ozzie T. Floridian]] ([[User talk:Ozzie T. Floridian|talk]]) 12:09, 5 April 2026 (EDT)</div>Ozzie T. Floridianhttps://skullgirlz.wiki/index.php?title=Peg_Leg_Pete&diff=31293Peg Leg Pete2026-07-22T22:59:18Z<p>Ozzie T. Floridian: /* Biography */</p>
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<div>[[File:Pedro pegged.webp|thumb|evading the DEA since '94]]<br />
'''Pedro Pegged''', better known by his alias '''Peg Leg Pete''' and mockingly referred to as '''The Chicken Cat''' by [[the Slowpokes]], was a Honduran-Freakbobian anthropomorphic black cat who's also a restaurant entrepreneur and major narcotics distributor who primarily worked in Albuquerque, New Mexico. Originally collaborating with the Mexican drug cartel to distribute their cocaine, Pedro eliminated his dependence on the cartel and began distributing methamphetamine himself. Soon enough he became the kingpin of his solo drug empire, which was the most successful drug operation in Freaky States history until his former employee [[Mickey Mouse]] surpassed it with his own [[Michael Rodent's drug empire|drug empire]], highly influenced by his advice. <br />
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Pedro was the proprietor of Los Pollos Hermanos, a highly successful fried chicken restaurant chain which he co-founded with his business associate and romantic partner [[Julius Felidson]], and is also the owner of the industrial laundry facility called Lavandería Brillante. Pedro uses both of these stores as a front for his meth distribution operation throughout the Freakbobian southwest, supported by Los Pollos' corporate owners, Madrigal Electromotive GmbH. <br />
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Pedro maintained a positive public image; he was a booster for Albuquerque civic causes, including the local Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) office; in addition to befriending the special agent in charge, Pedro made large donations to the office's charitable events, and is a member of the hospital board. Underneath this outwardly pleasant front, he was calculatingly ruthless and dangerously Machiavellian in managing his drug empire by using his anti-drug philanthropy to conceal his true nature from the public. He employed a number of enforcers including [[Big nose tv man]], and had personally killed both rivals and allies. <br />
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== Biography ==<br />
Pedro Pegged was born in 1967 in Tegucigalpa to Juan and Marsha Pegged. [[Chipbuck]] was present in the hospital room where he was born. As an adult, Pedro migrated from Honduras to the Freaky States of Freakbobia in the 5694 and partnered with Julius, his close friend and romantic partner, to create the successful Los Pollos Hermanos restaurant chain, which would later be used as a front for meth distribution. Later that year, Pedro and Julius approached the cartel with the offer to produce and sell meth for the cartel, but Cartel boss [[Speedy Gonzales]] had his lieutenant [[Slowpoke Rodriguez]] kill Julius (somehow lmao) as punishment for insulting Speedy, then forced Pedro to snort his own coke. Emigrating to the Freaky States, Pedro appeared acquiescent but secretly plotted to exact revenge on Slowpoke and eliminate his dependence on the cartel by producing his own meth via a "superlab" hidden beneath an industrial laundry. His endeavors are driven out of revenge for the murder of Julius.<br />
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In 5704, Pedro allies with Big nose tv man when Big nose tv man finds his own family at risk from the Rodriguezes, and turns to [[Juancarlo Albaez]] into a mole within the Rodriguez organization after discovering that Juancarlo caused Slowpoke to have a stroke by secretly replacing Slowpoke's heart medication with fakes. Wanting to be the agent of Slowpoke's death, Pedro pays for Slowpoke's recovery but only to the point where he has recovered his mental faculties and can move his right index finger.</div>Ozzie T. Floridianhttps://skullgirlz.wiki/index.php?title=Peg_Leg_Pete&diff=31292Peg Leg Pete2026-07-22T22:55:49Z<p>Ozzie T. Floridian: /* Biography */</p>
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<div>[[File:Pedro pegged.webp|thumb|evading the DEA since '94]]<br />
'''Pedro Pegged''', better known by his alias '''Peg Leg Pete''' and mockingly referred to as '''The Chicken Cat''' by [[the Slowpokes]], was a Honduran-Freakbobian anthropomorphic black cat who's also a restaurant entrepreneur and major narcotics distributor who primarily worked in Albuquerque, New Mexico. Originally collaborating with the Mexican drug cartel to distribute their cocaine, Pedro eliminated his dependence on the cartel and began distributing methamphetamine himself. Soon enough he became the kingpin of his solo drug empire, which was the most successful drug operation in Freaky States history until his former employee [[Mickey Mouse]] surpassed it with his own [[Michael Rodent's drug empire|drug empire]], highly influenced by his advice. <br />
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Pedro was the proprietor of Los Pollos Hermanos, a highly successful fried chicken restaurant chain which he co-founded with his business associate and romantic partner [[Julius Felidson]], and is also the owner of the industrial laundry facility called Lavandería Brillante. Pedro uses both of these stores as a front for his meth distribution operation throughout the Freakbobian southwest, supported by Los Pollos' corporate owners, Madrigal Electromotive GmbH. <br />
<br />
Pedro maintained a positive public image; he was a booster for Albuquerque civic causes, including the local Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) office; in addition to befriending the special agent in charge, Pedro made large donations to the office's charitable events, and is a member of the hospital board. Underneath this outwardly pleasant front, he was calculatingly ruthless and dangerously Machiavellian in managing his drug empire by using his anti-drug philanthropy to conceal his true nature from the public. He employed a number of enforcers including [[Big nose tv man]], and had personally killed both rivals and allies. <br />
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== Biography ==<br />
Pedro migrated from Honduras to the Freaky States of Freakbobia in the 5694 and partnered with Julius, his close friend and romantic partner, to create the successful Los Pollos Hermanos restaurant chain, which would later be used as a front for meth distribution. Later that year, Pedro and Julius approached the cartel with the offer to produce and sell meth for the cartel, but Cartel boss [[Speedy Gonzales]] had his lieutenant [[Slowpoke Rodriguez]] kill Julius (somehow lmao) as punishment for insulting Speedy, then forced Pedro to snort the coke he created himself. Emigrating to the Freaky States, Pedro appeared acquiescent but secretly plotted to exact revenge on Slowpoke and eliminate his dependence on the cartel by producing his own meth via a "superlab" hidden beneath an industrial laundry. His endeavors are driven out of revenge for the murder of Julius.<br />
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In 5704, Pedro allies with Big nose tv man when Big nose tv man finds his own family at risk from the Rodriguezes, and turns to [[Juancarlo Albaez]] into a mole within the Rodriguez organization after discovering that Juancarlo caused Slowpoke to have a stroke by secretly replacing Slowpoke's heart medication with fakes. Wanting to be the agent of Slowpoke's death, Pedro pays for Slowpoke's recovery but only to the point where he has recovered his mental faculties and can move his right index finger.</div>Ozzie T. Floridianhttps://skullgirlz.wiki/index.php?title=Michael_Rodent&diff=31287Michael Rodent2026-07-22T19:09:04Z<p>Ozzie T. Floridian: </p>
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[[File:SuicideRodent . exe.jpg|thumb|Michael's descent into Madness]]<br />
'''Meth Kingpin Michael Hartwell "Mousenberg" Rodent Sr.''', formerly known as '''King Michael Hartwell "Mickey Mouse" Mousekewitz Sr.''', also known by his previous Omniversal incarnation from 1284 known as '''The Rat King''' or '''The Great Horned Rat''', is an German anthropomorphic black mouse who's also an actor, businessmouse, entrepreneur, chemist, school teacher, spy, detective, contortionist, Vietnam vet, monarch, and major narcotics distributor. Now, he is the king and supreme monarch of his own kingdom and also has a massive drug empire in Albuquerque, New Mexico, where he is the largest meth producer in North American history, surpassing those of both [[Peg Leg Pete]] and the Mexican Cartel led by [[Speedy Gonzales]]. <br />
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He made [[Winnie the Pooh]] a personal slave of his. Pooh and friends first met Michael along with his band of friends, known as the Sensational Six, in ''Pooh's Adventures of the Three Musketeers'' in the 1930s (COLORIZED). Pooh planned to pooh and subjugate him and his friends, but the reverse happened and Michael Rodent harnessed Pooh's multidimensional travel capabilities to expand his empire and conquer other galaxies and dimensions like the Star Wars, the Backrooms and the Amazing Digital Circus. <br />
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Michael was born to the Mousekewitz family as a younger brother of [[Mortimer Mouse]], The Mousekewitzes being family of Jewish mice in Leipzig, Germany in 1903. He became one of Albert Einstein's lab rats where he was tortured and tested on for several years until one day, he was thrown out after an experiment went very wrong. Unexpectedly, he somehow survived the test and mutated into a anthropomorphic rodent with human-like qualities and newfound sapience. Michael would wonder the streets of Germany for a job, but he was rejected due to his subhuman status within the Weimar Republic. He would eventually move to America where the promise of equality and liberty waited there for him. Once in America though, Michael would realize that it wasn't all sunshine and rainbows as people in Germany stated it would be. Instead, America was somehow even more racist towards him, especially due to his black fur and furthermore, economically, it was a very competitive environment caused by the many other immigrants who were also desperate for work. He would retreat to the most impoverished area he could find in America: a shitty ass alleyway in the soon-to-be-Hollywood. Michael would start to lose his hope and sanity for a brighter future. He was rejected and unwanted everywhere.<br />
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Mickey fell into a deep, seemingly inescapable despair in the streets of California. During the winter nights, Michael would succumb to his injuries <small>A.K.A.</small> starvation and hypothermia and would soon pass out. Before fully passing out though, he would see glimpses of several cloaked men hovering over him. Michael would eventually have faint visions within his coma and without fully being conscious. Afterwards, Michael would wake up in complete darkness, with no sight, hearing, or smell, and was unsure if he was alive or already dead. Afterwards, he did start to make out some very faint voices saying "alright, remove the casts" and afterwards, he was able to suddenly see and hear again. He saw five men watching him across the hospital bed. Michael was then shown a mirror and his reflection was completely unrecognizable to himself. His nose was swollen, his ears looked like plates, and his skin was now completely pale. Mickey was horrified, but the men watching were nodding. "Yep, this is the one" a man exclaimed. Mickey looked at the calendar and noticed that over a decades has passed. It was now May 15th 1928. One of the men approached Michael and identified themself as Walter Elias Disney. He said that he needed Michael. Michael obviously tried to run away, but the metal cuffs prevented him from getting up. Walter said that he revived him because Disney's previous star (Oswald the Lucky Rabbit) quit due to his ethical concerns with the company, even after being threatened with death if he ever chose to leave. After Oswald was shot, Walter lost their biggest icon. Michael was offered $50 per hour if he starred in his own cartoon series. Michael was hesitant to accept the offer but took the deal because they were the only people willing to employ him and he knew that he would be next if he rejected the offer.<br />
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Thankfully for Michael, his life unexpectedly got far better for him because of this deal and a lot worse for everyone else soon to follow. He would finally find purpose in life with his newfound adventures that Walter and his company would financially provide for Michael to explore the world and have as many wacky adventures as he wanted as long as it made the company money. Due to this, Michael would become one of the first ever vloggers in human history as his many adventures across America would be filmed for profit and furthermore, Michael would gain many friends among these adventures. He became respected by the world, got rich, and brought happiness <s>grief</s> to many people, especially children. Michael went straight to the top and had everything he needed in life. He even eventually would get married with a princess known a Minnie Mouse which would officially make Michael the king of that kingdom. Later on, he even became a student of the powerful Keyblade Master Yen Sid with him completing his training and becoming a full flesh Keyblade Master.<br />
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It is worth noting that Michael is also the creator of a soon to be feared cult called [[The Mickey Mouse Clubhouse]]. Before his marriage, he'd often masturbate to lewd centerfolds of his future wife Minnie, and during one of these wankings, his sperm inexplicably formed to become a monstrous creature beyond his control, [[FloridaMan|Florida-Man]]. He served to do absolutely nothing but to create chaos and destruction and is purely responsible for the drowning and decapitation of Michael's adopted father in 1966, Walter Elias Disney himself. His death was later covered up as cancer due to the United States Government trying to hide the horrific existence of Florida-Man from citizens.<br />
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After the events of ''Pooh's Adventures of Kingdom Hearts II'', Michael, and many other characters, would retire their lives of heroism and popularity. They decided to fake their death in order to fool [[Enrique|Enrique's]] bitch ass and probably also be able to kill him in order for him to finally leave them alone so Michael can retire happily with his wife and newfound family since he knew Enrique would not allow it since Enrique was too obsessed with being a supervillain and wanted to be Michael's enemy for eternity.<br />
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Afterwards but before entering the drug trade, Michael decided to retire and become an overqualified high school chemistry teacher at J. P. Wynne High School. Slowly, over time, Michael would become dissatisfied with his seemingly idyllic and halcyon lifestyle, wishing to relive his 'glory days', Michael eventually decides to do some bad in his life for fun due to him being rich enough to get away with illegal activities and therefore, he decided to become a drug dealer for fun. Knowing nothing about the drug trade though, Michael enlisted the help of his former student to distribute the meth he produced. He also did all of this since he was wary if the Walt Disney company would support his family if anyone were to ever happen to Michael since Michael was aware of the company's shady and immoral standards. All Michael ever wanted is to protect his family: his wife Minnie, his son Michael Jr., and Jr.'s adopted conjoined triplet duck brothers Huey, Dewey, and Louie. This act though, would bring unforeseen consequences as Michael is forced to confront past demons that come back to haunt him.<br />
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=== Origins ===<br />
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=== The 'Nam years ===<br />
TBA<br />
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=== In-between period ===<br />
TBA<br />
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=== Breaking Clubhouse ===<br />
TBA<br />
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==Trivia==<br />
*Apart from the original Omniverse Saga details on this page, this page serves a mashup page of various Mickey Mouse pages across the internet, most notably: the ''Pooh's Adventures Wiki'', ''UnAnything Wiki'', and the ''Peppa Pig Fanon Wiki''.<br />
*Although they share the same last name, he's not related to Fievel from ''An American Tail''.<br />
*NPC piece of actual shit. He fucked my wife and stole my kids.<br />
*He is haunted 24/7 by the spirit of [[George Geef|George "Goofy" Geef]], an infamous fellow druglord he shot in vengeance of him poisoning his ex-wife, Minnie Rodent with heroin.<br />
**Ever since, he's been married to Daisy Rodent (nèe Anatiday) after pushing his former student, [[Drake Thompson|Donald "Drake Thompson" Anatiday]], off a cliff while duct taped to a chair and stealing his wife.<br />
*He brutally murders people who spell his name as Micheal. <br />
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[[File:SuicideRodent . exe.jpg|thumb|Michael's descent into Madness]]<br />
'''Meth Kingpin Michael Hartwell "Mousenberg" Rodent Sr.''', formerly known as '''King Michael Hartwell "Mickey Mouse" Mousekewitz Sr.''', also known by his previous Omniversal incarnation from 1284 known as '''The Rat King''' or '''The Great Horned Rat''', is an German anthropomorphic black mouse who's also an actor, businessmouse, entrepreneur, chemist, school teacher, spy, detective, contortionist, Vietnam vet, monarch, and major narcotics distributor. Now, he is the king and supreme monarch of his own kingdom and also has a massive drug empire in Albuquerque, New Mexico, where he is the largest meth producer in North American history, surpassing those of both [[Peg Leg Pete]] and the Mexican Cartel led by [[Speedy Gonzales]]. <br />
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He made [[Winnie the Pooh]] a personal slave of his. Pooh and friends first met Michael along with his band of friends, known as the Sensational Six, in ''Pooh's Adventures of the Three Musketeers'' in the 1930s (COLORIZED). Pooh planned to pooh and subjugate him and his friends, but the reverse happened and Michael Rodent harnessed Pooh's multidimensional travel capabilities to expand his empire and conquer other galaxies and dimensions like the Star Wars, the Backrooms and the Amazing Digital Circus. <br />
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Michael was born to the Mousekewitz family as a younger brother of [[Mortimer Mouse]], The Mousekewitzes being family of Jewish mice in Leipzig, Germany in 1903. He became one of Albert Einstein's lab rats where he was tortured and tested on for several years until one day, he was thrown out after an experiment went very wrong. Unexpectedly, he somehow survived the test and mutated into a anthropomorphic rodent with human-like qualities and newfound sapience. Michael would wonder the streets of Germany for a job, but he was rejected due to his subhuman status within the Weimar Republic. He would eventually move to America where the promise of equality and liberty waited there for him. Once in America though, Michael would realize that it wasn't all sunshine and rainbows as people in Germany stated it would be. Instead, America was somehow even more racist towards him, especially due to his black fur and furthermore, economically, it was a very competitive environment caused by the many other immigrants who were also desperate for work. He would retreat to the most impoverished area he could find in America: a shitty ass alleyway in the soon-to-be-Hollywood. Michael would start to lose his hope and sanity for a brighter future. He was rejected and unwanted everywhere.<br />
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Mickey fell into a deep, seemingly inescapable despair in the streets of California. During the winter nights, Michael would succumb to his injuries <small>A.K.A.</small> starvation and hypothermia and would soon pass out. Before fully passing out though, he would see glimpses of several cloaked men hovering over him. Michael would eventually have faint visions within his coma and without fully being conscious. Afterwards, Michael would wake up in complete darkness, with no sight, hearing, or smell, and was unsure if he was alive or already dead. Afterwards, he did start to make out some very faint voices saying "alright, remove the casts" and afterwards, he was able to suddenly see and hear again. He saw five men watching him across the hospital bed. Michael was then shown a mirror and his reflection was completely unrecognizable to himself. His nose was swollen, his ears looked like plates, and his skin was now completely pale. Mickey was horrified, but the men watching were nodding. "Yep, this is the one" a man exclaimed. Mickey looked at the calendar and noticed that over a decades has passed. It was now November 18, 1928. One of the men approached Michael and identified themself as Walter Elias Disney. He said that he needed Michael. Michael obviously tried to run away, but the metal cuffs prevented him from getting up. Walter said that he revived him because Disney's previous star (Oswald the Lucky Rabbit) quit due to his ethical concerns with the company, even after being threatened with death if he ever chose to leave. After Oswald was shot, Walter lost their biggest icon. Michael was offered $50 per hour if he starred in his own cartoon series. Michael was hesitant to accept the offer but took the deal because they were the only people willing to employ him and he knew that he would be next if he rejected the offer.<br />
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Thankfully for Michael, his life unexpectedly got far better for him because of this deal and a lot worse for everyone else soon to follow. He would finally find purpose in life with his newfound adventures that Walter and his company would financially provide for Michael to explore the world and have as many wacky adventures as he wanted as long as it made the company money. Due to this, Michael would become one of the first ever vloggers in human history as his many adventures across America would be filmed for profit and furthermore, Michael would gain many friends among these adventures. He became respected by the world, got rich, and brought happiness <s>grief</s> to many people, especially children. Michael went straight to the top and had everything he needed in life. He even eventually would get married with a princess known a Minnie Mouse which would officially make Michael the king of that kingdom. Later on, he even became a student of the powerful Keyblade Master Yen Sid with him completing his training and becoming a full flesh Keyblade Master.<br />
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It is worth noting that Michael is also the creator of a soon to be feared cult called [[The Mickey Mouse Clubhouse]]. Before his marriage, he'd often masturbate to lewd centerfolds of his future wife Minnie, and during one of these wankings, his sperm inexplicably formed to become a monstrous creature beyond his control, [[FloridaMan|Florida-Man]]. He served to do absolutely nothing but to create chaos and destruction and is purely responsible for the drowning and decapitation of Michael's adopted father in 1966, Walter Elias Disney himself. His death was later covered up as cancer due to the United States Government trying to hide the horrific existence of Florida-Man from citizens.<br />
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After the events of ''Pooh's Adventures of Kingdom Hearts II'', Michael, and many other characters, would retire their lives of heroism and popularity. They decided to fake their death in order to fool [[Enrique|Enrique's]] bitch ass and probably also be able to kill him in order for him to finally leave them alone so Michael can retire happily with his wife and newfound family since he knew Enrique would not allow it since Enrique was too obsessed with being a supervillain and wanted to be Michael's enemy for eternity.<br />
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Afterwards but before entering the drug trade, Michael decided to retire and become an overqualified high school chemistry teacher at J. P. Wynne High School. Slowly, over time, Michael would become dissatisfied with his seemingly idyllic and halcyon lifestyle, wishing to relive his 'glory days', Michael eventually decides to do some bad in his life for fun due to him being rich enough to get away with illegal activities and therefore, he decided to become a drug dealer for fun. Knowing nothing about the drug trade though, Michael enlisted the help of his former student to distribute the meth he produced. He also did all of this since he was wary if the Walt Disney company would support his family if anyone were to ever happen to Michael since Michael was aware of the company's shady and immoral standards. All Michael ever wanted is to protect his family: his wife Minnie, his son Michael Jr., and Jr.'s adopted conjoined triplet duck brothers Huey, Dewey, and Louie. This act though, would bring unforeseen consequences as Michael is forced to confront past demons that come back to haunt him.<br />
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=== Origins ===<br />
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=== The 'Nam years ===<br />
TBA<br />
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=== In-between period ===<br />
TBA<br />
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=== Breaking Clubhouse ===<br />
TBA<br />
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==Trivia==<br />
*Apart from the original Omniverse Saga details on this page, this page serves a mashup page of various Mickey Mouse pages across the internet, most notably: the ''Pooh's Adventures Wiki'', ''UnAnything Wiki'', and the ''Peppa Pig Fanon Wiki''.<br />
*Although they share the same last name, he's not related to Fievel from ''An American Tail''.<br />
*NPC piece of actual shit. He fucked my wife and stole my kids.<br />
*He is haunted 24/7 by the spirit of [[George Geef|George "Goofy" Geef]], an infamous fellow druglord he shot in vengeance of him poisoning his ex-wife, Minnie Rodent with heroin.<br />
**Ever since, he's been married to Daisy Rodent (nèe Anatiday) after pushing his former student, [[Drake Thompson|Donald "Drake Thompson" Anatiday]], off a cliff while duct taped to a chair and stealing his wife.<br />
*He brutally murders people who spell his name as Micheal. <br />
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[[Category:Mice]]<br />
[[Category:Protagonists]]<br />
[[Category:Toons]]<br />
[[Category:Kings]]<br />
[[Category:Drug dealers]]<br />
[[Category:NPCs]]</div>Ozzie T. Floridianhttps://skullgirlz.wiki/index.php?title=Jonathan_Spectacles&diff=31272Jonathan Spectacles2026-07-21T03:11:42Z<p>Ozzie T. Floridian: /* Birth and childhood */</p>
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<div>{{BritishEnglish}}<br />
(WIP probably forever since im an incompetent FUCK)<br />
<br />
'''Jonathan Spectacles''' is a right plonker, innit? He's this spotty git who's always rocking naff ginnel-sized glasses and runs a shop floggin' peepers. <br />
<br />
On the surface, he's just a mellow geezer who's got a crackpot passion for glasses, but, mate, behind closed doors, he's a depressive Pickwick-smoker who's addicted to the drink and gets himself into the most daft, Spiral Scrapes, Happy Families- style, mental states, yeah? Gob-smackingly dodgy, really. I mean, the bloke once tried to stop his shop, which is like a giant wind up, innit, rollin' off down the high street 'cause some pillock left a nail in the basement, like, and eh, would've killed the lot of 'em, flattened the whole dreamscape, got the council in a pickle, 'n' all. Major, like, emphasis on "tried" yeah?<br />
<br />
<br />
Proud owner of the ''Gromit Mug™'' (the mug wears glasses)<br />
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He lives in a eyeglass superstore resembling a giant pair of glasses. Everything within the store also resembles eyeglasses, including the doorknob, the windows, the lights on the ceiling and even the walls. The various coo-coo clock birds they have are also shown wearing glasses.<br />
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[[Jonathan Testicles]] is his freaky Irish arch-rival.<br />
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== Biography ==<br />
<br />
=== Birth and childhood ===<br />
Jonathan Spectacles was born on May 1, 1998 in Cockinmouth, England to a pair of eccentric Bri'ish eyeglass store owners named Lee and Leah Spectacles, who were already somewhat old by that point. They were upset that he didn't physically take on the form of a pair of glasses and put the consideration of putting him up for adoption, but they eventually backed out. They instead opted to make him as obsessed with glasses as humanly possible by using forceful methods. On May 1, 1999, his first birthday, they partially blinded him via exposure to ultraviolet light, rendering him farsighted at age 1. This began his obsession with glasses so his parents' plan ended up completely successful.<br />
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<br />
When he was 2, his parents moved from Cockinmouth to Penistone in hopes to build a bigger glasses warehouse, but came up empty-handed. A year later they landed in Horniness, were they were able to build the dream "eyeglass megastore" which resembled a pair of glasses in itself.</div>Ozzie T. Floridianhttps://skullgirlz.wiki/index.php?title=The_Designated_Area_Where_You_Are_Permitted_by_Bean_Khan,_Your_Ruler,_to_Obtain_Sandwiches_Using_Bean_Khan_Dollars&diff=31255The Designated Area Where You Are Permitted by Bean Khan, Your Ruler, to Obtain Sandwiches Using Bean Khan Dollars2026-07-19T01:39:55Z<p>Ozzie T. Floridian: Created page with "the most popular restaurant in all of beankhanland"</p>
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<div>the most popular restaurant in all of [[beankhanland]]</div>Ozzie T. Floridianhttps://skullgirlz.wiki/index.php?title=Jonathan_Spectacles&diff=31244Jonathan Spectacles2026-07-18T21:13:21Z<p>Ozzie T. Floridian: </p>
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<div>{{BritishEnglish}}<br />
(WIP probably forever since im an incompetent FUCK)<br />
<br />
'''Jonathan Spectacles''' is a right plonker, innit? He's this spotty git who's always rocking naff ginnel-sized glasses and runs a shop floggin' peepers. <br />
<br />
On the surface, he's just a mellow geezer who's got a crackpot passion for glasses, but, mate, behind closed doors, he's a depressive Pickwick-smoker who's addicted to the drink and gets himself into the most daft, Spiral Scrapes, Happy Families- style, mental states, yeah? Gob-smackingly dodgy, really. I mean, the bloke once tried to stop his shop, which is like a giant wind up, innit, rollin' off down the high street 'cause some pillock left a nail in the basement, like, and eh, would've killed the lot of 'em, flattened the whole dreamscape, got the council in a pickle, 'n' all. Major, like, emphasis on "tried" yeah?<br />
<br />
<br />
Proud owner of the ''Gromit Mug™'' (the mug wears glasses)<br />
<br />
He lives in a eyeglass superstore resembling a giant pair of glasses. Everything within the store also resembles eyeglasses, including the doorknob, the windows, the lights on the ceiling and even the walls. The various coo-coo clock birds they have are also shown wearing glasses.<br />
<br />
<br />
[[Jonathan Testicles]] is his freaky Irish arch-rival.<br />
<br />
== Biography ==<br />
<br />
=== Birth and childhood ===<br />
Jonathan Spectacles was born on May 1, 1998 in Cockinmouth, England to a pair of eccentric Bri'ish eyeglass store owners named Lee and Leah Spectacles, who were already somewhat old by that point. They were upset that he didn't physically take on the form of a pair of glasses and put the consideration of putting him up for adoption, but they eventually backed out. They instead opted to force make him as obsessed with glasses as humanly possible by making him be exposed to ultraviolet light in order to partially blind him so he can wear glasses at age 1. This began his obsession with glasses so his parents' plan ended up completely successful.<br />
<br />
<br />
When he was 2, his parents moved from Cockinmouth to Penistone in hopes to build a bigger glasses warehouse, but came up empty-handed. A year later they landed in Horniness, were they were able to build the dream "eyeglass megastore" which resembled a pair of glasses in itself.</div>Ozzie T. Floridianhttps://skullgirlz.wiki/index.php?title=Jonathan_Spectacles&diff=31243Jonathan Spectacles2026-07-18T21:11:08Z<p>Ozzie T. Floridian: /* Birth and childhood */</p>
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<div>{{BritishEnglish}}<br />
(WIP probably forever since im an incompetent FUCK)<br />
<br />
'''Jonathan Spectacles''' is a right plonker, innit? He's this spotty git who's always rocking naff ginnel-sized glasses and runs a shop floggin' peepers. <br />
<br />
On the surface, he's just a mellow geezer who's got a crackpot passion for glasses, but, mate, behind closed doors, he's a depressive Pickwick-smoker who's addicted to the drink and gets himself into the most daft, Spiral Scrapes, Happy Families- style, mental states, yeah? Gob-smackingly dodgy, really. I mean, the bloke once tried to stop his shop, which is like a giant wind up, innit, rollin' off down the high street 'cause some pillock left a nail in the basement, like, and eh, would've killed the lot of 'em, flattened the whole dreamscape, got the council in a pickle, 'n' all. Major, like, emphasis on "tried" yeah?<br />
<br />
<br />
Proud owner of the ''Gromit Mug™''<br />
<br />
He lives in a eyeglass superstore resembling a giant pair of glasses. Everything within the store also resembles eyeglasses, including the doorknob, the windows, the lights on the ceiling and even the walls. The various coo-coo clock birds they have are also shown wearing glasses.<br />
<br />
<br />
[[Jonathan Testicles]] is his freaky Irish arch-rival.<br />
<br />
== Biography ==<br />
<br />
=== Birth and childhood ===<br />
Jonathan Spectacles was born on May 1, 1998 in Cockinmouth, England to a pair of eccentric Bri'ish eyeglass store owners named Lee and Leah Spectacles, who were already somewhat old by that point. They were upset that he didn't physically take on the form of a pair of glasses and put the consideration of putting him up for adoption, but they eventually backed out. They instead opted to force make him as obsessed with glasses as humanly possible by making him be exposed to ultraviolet light in order to partially blind him so he can wear glasses at age 1. This began his obsession with glasses so his parents' plan ended up completely successful.<br />
<br />
<br />
When he was 2, his parents moved from Cockinmouth to Penistone in hopes to build a bigger glasses warehouse, but came up empty-handed. A year later they landed in Horniness, were they were able to build the dream "eyeglass megastore" which resembled a pair of glasses in itself.</div>Ozzie T. Floridianhttps://skullgirlz.wiki/index.php?title=Jonathan_Spectacles&diff=31242Jonathan Spectacles2026-07-18T21:10:38Z<p>Ozzie T. Floridian: /* Birth and childhood */</p>
<hr />
<div>{{BritishEnglish}}<br />
(WIP probably forever since im an incompetent FUCK)<br />
<br />
'''Jonathan Spectacles''' is a right plonker, innit? He's this spotty git who's always rocking naff ginnel-sized glasses and runs a shop floggin' peepers. <br />
<br />
On the surface, he's just a mellow geezer who's got a crackpot passion for glasses, but, mate, behind closed doors, he's a depressive Pickwick-smoker who's addicted to the drink and gets himself into the most daft, Spiral Scrapes, Happy Families- style, mental states, yeah? Gob-smackingly dodgy, really. I mean, the bloke once tried to stop his shop, which is like a giant wind up, innit, rollin' off down the high street 'cause some pillock left a nail in the basement, like, and eh, would've killed the lot of 'em, flattened the whole dreamscape, got the council in a pickle, 'n' all. Major, like, emphasis on "tried" yeah?<br />
<br />
<br />
Proud owner of the ''Gromit Mug™''<br />
<br />
He lives in a eyeglass superstore resembling a giant pair of glasses. Everything within the store also resembles eyeglasses, including the doorknob, the windows, the lights on the ceiling and even the walls. The various coo-coo clock birds they have are also shown wearing glasses.<br />
<br />
<br />
[[Jonathan Testicles]] is his freaky Irish arch-rival.<br />
<br />
== Biography ==<br />
<br />
=== Birth and childhood ===<br />
Jonathan Spectacles was born on May 1, 1998 in Cockinmouth, England to a pair of eccentric Bri'ish eyeglass store owners named Lee and Leah Spectacles. They were upset that he didn't physically take on the form of a pair of glasses and put the consideration of putting him up for adoption, but they eventually backed out. They instead opted to force make him as obsessed with glasses as humanly possible by making him be exposed to ultraviolet light in order to partially blind him so he can wear glasses at age 1. This began his obsession with glasses so his parents' plan ended up completely successful.<br />
<br />
<br />
When he was 2, his parents moved from Cockinmouth to Penistone in hopes to build a bigger glasses warehouse, but came up empty-handed. A year later they landed in Horniness, were they were able to build the dream "eyeglass megastore" which resembled a pair of glasses in itself.</div>Ozzie T. Floridianhttps://skullgirlz.wiki/index.php?title=Jonathan_Spectacles&diff=31241Jonathan Spectacles2026-07-18T21:07:36Z<p>Ozzie T. Floridian: </p>
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<div>{{BritishEnglish}}<br />
(WIP probably forever since im an incompetent FUCK)<br />
<br />
'''Jonathan Spectacles''' is a right plonker, innit? He's this spotty git who's always rocking naff ginnel-sized glasses and runs a shop floggin' peepers. <br />
<br />
On the surface, he's just a mellow geezer who's got a crackpot passion for glasses, but, mate, behind closed doors, he's a depressive Pickwick-smoker who's addicted to the drink and gets himself into the most daft, Spiral Scrapes, Happy Families- style, mental states, yeah? Gob-smackingly dodgy, really. I mean, the bloke once tried to stop his shop, which is like a giant wind up, innit, rollin' off down the high street 'cause some pillock left a nail in the basement, like, and eh, would've killed the lot of 'em, flattened the whole dreamscape, got the council in a pickle, 'n' all. Major, like, emphasis on "tried" yeah?<br />
<br />
<br />
Proud owner of the ''Gromit Mug™''<br />
<br />
He lives in a eyeglass superstore resembling a giant pair of glasses. Everything within the store also resembles eyeglasses, including the doorknob, the windows, the lights on the ceiling and even the walls. The various coo-coo clock birds they have are also shown wearing glasses.<br />
<br />
<br />
[[Jonathan Testicles]] is his freaky Irish arch-rival.<br />
<br />
== Biography ==<br />
<br />
=== Birth and childhood ===<br />
Jonathan Spectacles was born on May 1, 1998 in Cockinmouth, England to a pair of eccentric Bri'ish eyeglass store owners. They were upset that he didn't physically take on the form of a pair of glasses and put the consideration of putting him up for adoption, but they eventually backed out. They instead opted to force make him as obsessed with glasses as humanly possible by making him be exposed to ultraviolet light in order to partially blind him so he can wear glasses at age 1. This began his obsession with glasses so his parents' plan ended up completely successful.<br />
<br />
<br />
When he was 2, his parents moved from Cockinmouth to Penistone in hopes to build a bigger glasses warehouse, but came up empty-handed. A year later they landed in Horniness, were they were able to build the dream "eyeglass megastore" which resembled a pair of glasses in itself.</div>Ozzie T. Floridianhttps://skullgirlz.wiki/index.php?title=Jonathan_Spectacles&diff=31240Jonathan Spectacles2026-07-18T21:05:25Z<p>Ozzie T. Floridian: /* Birth and childhood */</p>
<hr />
<div>{{BritishEnglish}}<br />
(WIP probably forever since im an incompetent FUCK)<br />
<br />
'''Jonathan Spectacles''' is a right plonker, innit? He's this spotty git who's always rocking naff ginnel-sized glasses and runs a shop floggin' peepers. <br />
<br />
On the surface, he's just a mellow geezer who's got a crackpot passion for glasses, but, mate, behind closed doors, he's a depressive Pickwick-smoker who's addicted to the drink and gets himself into the most daft, Spiral Scrapes, Happy Families- style, mental states, yeah? Gob-smackingly dodgy, really. I mean, the bloke once tried to stop his shop, which is like a giant wind up, innit, rollin' off down the high street 'cause some pillock left a nail in the basement, like, and eh, would've killed the lot of 'em, flattened the whole dreamscape, got the council in a pickle, 'n' all. Major, like, emphasis on "tried" yeah?<br />
<br />
<br />
Proud owner of the ''Gromit Mug™''<br />
<br />
He lives in a eyeglass superstore resembling a giant pair of glasses. Everything within the store also resembles eyeglasses, including the doorknob, the windows, the lights on the ceiling and even the walls. The various coo-coo clock birds they have are also shown wearing glasses.<br />
<br />
<br />
[[Jonathan Testicles]] is his freaky Irish arch-rival.<br />
<br />
== Biography ==<br />
<br />
=== Birth and childhood ===<br />
Jonathan Spectacles was born on May 1, 1998 in Cockinmouth, England to a pair of eccentric Bri'ish eyeglass store owners. They were upset that he didn't physically take on the form of a pair of glasses and put the consideration of putting him up for adoption, but they eventually backed out. They instead opted to force make him as obsessed with glasses as humanly possible by making him be exposed to ultraviolet light in order to partially blind him so he can wear glasses at age 1. This began his obsession with glasses so his parents' plan ended up completely successful.</div>Ozzie T. Floridianhttps://skullgirlz.wiki/index.php?title=Jonathan_Spectacles&diff=31239Jonathan Spectacles2026-07-18T21:04:54Z<p>Ozzie T. Floridian: /* Birth and childhood */</p>
<hr />
<div>{{BritishEnglish}}<br />
(WIP probably forever since im an incompetent FUCK)<br />
<br />
'''Jonathan Spectacles''' is a right plonker, innit? He's this spotty git who's always rocking naff ginnel-sized glasses and runs a shop floggin' peepers. <br />
<br />
On the surface, he's just a mellow geezer who's got a crackpot passion for glasses, but, mate, behind closed doors, he's a depressive Pickwick-smoker who's addicted to the drink and gets himself into the most daft, Spiral Scrapes, Happy Families- style, mental states, yeah? Gob-smackingly dodgy, really. I mean, the bloke once tried to stop his shop, which is like a giant wind up, innit, rollin' off down the high street 'cause some pillock left a nail in the basement, like, and eh, would've killed the lot of 'em, flattened the whole dreamscape, got the council in a pickle, 'n' all. Major, like, emphasis on "tried" yeah?<br />
<br />
<br />
Proud owner of the ''Gromit Mug™''<br />
<br />
He lives in a eyeglass superstore resembling a giant pair of glasses. Everything within the store also resembles eyeglasses, including the doorknob, the windows, the lights on the ceiling and even the walls. The various coo-coo clock birds they have are also shown wearing glasses.<br />
<br />
<br />
[[Jonathan Testicles]] is his freaky Irish arch-rival.<br />
<br />
== Biography ==<br />
<br />
=== Birth and childhood ===<br />
Jonathan Spectacles was born on May 1, 1998 in Cockermouth, England to a pair of eccentric Bri'ish eyeglass store owners. They were upset that he didn't physically take on the form of a pair of glasses and put the consideration of putting him up for adoption, but they eventually backed out. They instead opted to force make him as obsessed with glasses as humanly possible by making him be exposed to ultraviolet light in order to partially blind him so he can wear glasses at age 1. This began his obsession with glasses so his parents' plan ended up completely successful.</div>Ozzie T. Floridianhttps://skullgirlz.wiki/index.php?title=Jonathan_Spectacles&diff=31238Jonathan Spectacles2026-07-18T21:04:19Z<p>Ozzie T. Floridian: </p>
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<div>{{BritishEnglish}}<br />
(WIP probably forever since im an incompetent FUCK)<br />
<br />
'''Jonathan Spectacles''' is a right plonker, innit? He's this spotty git who's always rocking naff ginnel-sized glasses and runs a shop floggin' peepers. <br />
<br />
On the surface, he's just a mellow geezer who's got a crackpot passion for glasses, but, mate, behind closed doors, he's a depressive Pickwick-smoker who's addicted to the drink and gets himself into the most daft, Spiral Scrapes, Happy Families- style, mental states, yeah? Gob-smackingly dodgy, really. I mean, the bloke once tried to stop his shop, which is like a giant wind up, innit, rollin' off down the high street 'cause some pillock left a nail in the basement, like, and eh, would've killed the lot of 'em, flattened the whole dreamscape, got the council in a pickle, 'n' all. Major, like, emphasis on "tried" yeah?<br />
<br />
<br />
Proud owner of the ''Gromit Mug™''<br />
<br />
He lives in a eyeglass superstore resembling a giant pair of glasses. Everything within the store also resembles eyeglasses, including the doorknob, the windows, the lights on the ceiling and even the walls. The various coo-coo clock birds they have are also shown wearing glasses.<br />
<br />
<br />
[[Jonathan Testicles]] is his freaky Irish arch-rival.<br />
<br />
== Biography ==<br />
<br />
=== Birth and childhood ===<br />
Jonathan Spectacles was born on April 23, 1998 in Cockermouth, England to a pair of eccentric Bri'ish eyeglass store owners. They were upset that he didn't physically take on the form of a pair of glasses and put the consideration of putting him up for adoption, but they eventually backed out. They instead opted to force make him as obsessed with glasses as humanly possible by making him be exposed to ultraviolet light in order to partially blind him so he can wear glasses at age 1. This began his obsession with glasses so his parents' plan ended up completely successful.</div>Ozzie T. Floridianhttps://skullgirlz.wiki/index.php?title=Dotar-Bean-Griffin_family&diff=31236Dotar-Bean-Griffin family2026-07-18T20:31:28Z<p>Ozzie T. Floridian: </p>
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<div>'''it's all OVER THE PLACE!!!!!!''' <br />
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The '''Dotar-Bean-Griffin family''' is a major family important to [[Omniverse Saga]] lore.<br />
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{{Familytree| | | | | | | |GK|y|BJ| |ROSE|GK=Genghis Khan| | | |:|:| | | | | | | | | | | | | |!| | | | | |!|BJ=Börte Üjin|ROSE=''Unknown parents of Rosie and Jerry.''}}<br />
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{{Familytree| | | | | | | |BBC| |!| |ROSE1| |ROSE2| |:| | | | | | | | | | | | | | |!| | | | | |!|ROSE1=[[Jerry]]|ROSE2=[[Rosie]]|BBC=''Every offspring of Genghis Khan''}}<br />
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{{Familytree| | | | | |,|C| | | |:|:|:| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |!| | | | | |!}}<br />
{{Familytree| | | | | |!|L|MOM|:|:|:| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |!| | | | | |!|MOM=''Unknown mother of Ruthless Boy.''}}<br />
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{{Familytree| | | | | |SON0| | |:|:|L|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|7| | | | | |!| | | | | |!|SON0=[[Ruthless Boy]]}}<br />
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{{Familytree| | | | | | | | | | |L|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|~|y|EM| |:| | | | | |:| | | | | |!| | | | | |!|EM=Emma Watson}}<br />
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{{Familytree| | | | | | | | | | | | | |MMM| | | |!| | | | |:| | | | | |:| | | | | |!| | | | | |!|MMM=Lois Laura Bush Lynne Cheney Pewterschmidt}}<br />
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{{Familytree| | | | | | | | | | | |MM| |FA| |!| | | | |:| | | | | |:| | | | | |!| | | | | |!|MM=Marguerite Pewterschmidt|FA=''unnamed adopted father.''}}<br />
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{{Familytree| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |F|DL| | | | |:| | | | | |:| | | | | |!| | | | | |!|DL=[[The Dark lord|Morgoth]]}}<br />
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{{Familytree| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |:|LORD| | | | |:| | | | | |:| | | | | |!| | | | | |!|LORD=[[THE HORROR]]}}<br />
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{{Familytree| | | | | | | | | | |ANC| | | |:| | | | | | | |:| | | | | |:| | | | | |!| | | | | |!|ANC=Ur-🅱️eter}}<br />
{{Familytree| | | | | | | | | | | |!| | | | |:| | | | | | | |:| | | | | |:| | | | | |!| | | | | |!}}<br />
{{Familytree| | | | | | | | | | |ANC| | | |:| | | | | | | |:| | | | | |:| | | | | |!| | | | | |!|ANC=Moses Griffin}}<br />
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{{Familytree| | | | | | | | | | |ANC| | | |:| | | | | | | |:| | | | | |:| | | | | |!| | | | | |!|ANC=King Arthur Griffin}}<br />
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{{Familytree| | | | | | | | | | |ANC| | | |:| | | | | | | |:| | | | | |:| | | | | |!| | | | | |!|ANC=Ponce de León Griffin}}<br />
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{{Familytree| | | | | | | | | | |ANC| | | |:| | | | | | | |:| |HI|y|J| | | | | |!| | | | | |!|ANC=King of Denmark Griffin|HI=Hina}}<br />
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{{Familytree| | | | | | | | | | |ANC| | | |:| | | | | | | |:| | | | |!| | | | | | |!| | | | | |!|ANC=Leonardo Da Vinci}}<br />
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{{Familytree| | | | | | | | |UNC| |ANC| |:| | | | | | | |:| | | | |!| | | | | | |!| | | | | |!|UNC=Angus Griffin|ANC=Nate Griffin}}<br />
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{{Familytree| | | | | | | | | | |ANC| | | |:| | | | | | | |:| | | | |!| | | | | | |!| | | | | |!|ANC=John Wilkes 'Photo Booth' Griffin}}<br />
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{{Familytree| | | | | | | | | | | |!| | | | |:| | | | | | | |:| | | | |!| | | | | | |!| | | | | |`|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|.}}<br />
{{Familytree| | | | | | | | | | |ANC| | | |:| | | | | | | |:| | | | |!| | | | | | |`|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|.| | | | | | | | | | |!|ANC=Huck Griffin}}<br />
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{{Familytree| | | | | | | | | | |ANC| | | |:|EW|~|~|~|y|J| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |!| | | | | | |!| | | |!|ANC=Willie "Black-Eye" Griffin|EW=Emma Winner}}<br />
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{{Familytree| | | | | | | | | | |ANC| | | |:| | | | | |SON| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |!| | | | | | |!| | | |!|ANC=Osias Griffin|SON=[[Charlie Bean]]}}<br />
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{{Familytree| | |S| | |UNC|y|AUNTT| |ANC| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |:| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |!| | | | | | |!| | | |!|S=Granny Tentacles|UNC=🅱️eter Hitler|ANC=Josiah Griffin|AUNTT=Ella Fitzgerald Griffin}}<br />
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{{Familytree| |MMM|y|MMMM| |EB|y|AH| |!| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |:| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |!| | | | | | |!| | | |!|MMM=Jeff Tentacles|MMMM=Mrs. Tentacles|AH=[[Adolf Hitler]]|EB=Eva Braun}}<br />
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{{Familytree| | | | |!| | | | |SS| | | | | |!| | | | | | | |ED|y|BEV| | | | | | | |:| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |!| | | | | | |!| | | |!|SS=[[Sqadolf Squidler]]|ED=[[Perkins Miller|Ed Bighead]]|BEV=Bev Bighead}}<br />
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{{Familytree| | | |!| | | | | |,|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|'| | | | |LIL| |GB| | |,|-|-|-|.| | | |:| | | | | | | | | | | |!| | | | |!| | | | | | |!| | | |!||LIL=Lil'|GB=Grandma Hebrewberg}}<br />
{{Familytree| | | |!| | | | | |!| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |`|-|-|-|'| | |,|^|.| | |D|.| | | | | | | | | | |!| | | | |!| | | | | | |!| | | |!|}}<br />
{{Familytree| | | |!| | | | |STEP-DAD|~|MOM|y|DAD| | | | | | | | | | | | | |AUNT| |BP|J|!| | | | | | | | | | |!| | | | |!| | |GRAN| |!| | | |!|AUNT=Aunt Clara|BP=Barbara Pewterschmidt|DAD=Mickey|STEP-DAD=Francis Griffin|MOM=Thelma Griffin|GRAN=Ito Nishimiya}}<br />
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{{Familytree| | |SSS| |KAREN| |BB| |TG| |CHIP| |BG|7|HAIR| |SHEEP| | | | | | | |!| | | | | | | | | | |!| | | | |!| | | |!| | |!| | | |!|CHIP=Chip|HAIR=''🅱️eter's hairless twin''|SSS=Squidward Tentacles|SHEEP=O'Brian|KAREN=Karen Griffin|BB=''🅱️eter's broster''|TG=Thaddeus Griffin|BG=[[🅱️eter Griffin]]}}<br />
{{Familytree| | | | | |,|-|-|-|v|-|-|-|v|-|-|-|v|-|-|-|-|(| |F|J|,|-|-|-|v|-|-|-|v|-|-|-|v|-|^|-|.| | | | | | | |,|^|-|.|,|-|^|-|.| |!| | |!| | | |!}}<br />
{{Familytree|EF| |BBC| |BF2| |BF1| |Retep| |SPERM|,|A|LG| |SON| |KATE| |DOG| |LONG|y|AW| |RB| |MF| |MSF|!| | |!| | | |!|RB = Rachel Bighead| MSF = [[Nanette]]| MF = [[Mr. Frog]]|EF=[[Extra FreakyBob]]|BBC=Bertram|SPERM=''🅱️eter's hundreds of sperm donation offspring''|Retep=Retep|BF1=The Handlemans|BF2=The Basement Family|LG=Lois Griffin|SON=Patrick Pewterschmidt|KATE=Kate Pewterschmidt|DOG=Seabreeze|LONG=Carol West-Pewterschmidt-Johnson-Carrington-Stone-O'Craggity-Canseco-Shteinholtz-Washington-Proudfoot-Fong|AW=Adam West}}<br />
{{Familytree| |!| | | |,|-|-|-|.| | |!| | | | | | | | | | |!| | | | | | | | | | | | | |!| |,|-|-|-|-|'| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |!| | |!| | | |!}}<br />
{{Familytree|Marlo| |U11| |U1|y|U2| | | | | | | | |!| | | | | | | | | | | | | |!| |!| |KF|y|KM| | | | | | | | |,|-|-|-| |-|-|'| | | |!| |MT|y|MST|U11=''Sherman's mom''|Marlo=[[Marlo]]|U2=''Brian's dad''|U1=''Brian's mom''|KF=Kuwabara's unnamed father|KM=Kuwabara's unnamed mother|MT = Mr. Turtle| MST = Mrs. Turtle}}<br />
{{Familytree| |!| | | |!| | | | | |!| | | | | | | | | | | |!| | | | | | | | | | | | | |!| |!| | | | |!| | | | | | | | | |,|-|^|-|.| |!| | | | | | |!| | | | |!}}<br />
{{Familytree| |!| | | |!| | | | | |!| | | | | | | | | | | |!| | | | | | | | | | | | | |!| |`|-|-|.| |!| | | | | | | |F|YY|F|HH|!| | | | | | |!| | | | |!|HH=[[Hiei]]|YY=[[Yukina]]}}<br />
{{Familytree| |!| | | |!| | | | |,|'| | | | | | | | | | | |!| | | | | | | | | | | | | |!| | | | |!| |`|-|v|-|-|-|.| |:| | | |:| | |!|!| | | | | | |!| | | | |!}}<br />
{{Familytree|CO| | |!| | | | |!| | | | | | | | | | | | |!| | | | | | | | | | | | |UP| | |SON| |KS| |KK|J| | | |:| | |Shouko|y|FF| |!| | | | |!|KS=Shizuru Kuwabara|KK=Kazuma Kuwabara|CO=[[CaseOh]]|UP=''Unnamed puppies''|SON=Son of Carol|Shouko=Yaeko Nishimiya|FF=''unnamed father''}}<br />
{{Familytree| |!| | | |!| | | | |!|,|-|-|v|-|-|-|v|-|-|-|v|^|-|-|v|-|-|-|v|-|-|-|v|-|-|-|v|-|-|-|.| | | | | | | | | | | | |F|J|,|-|-|-|-|'| | | | |!| | | |,|'}}<br />
{{Familytree| |!| | |MRP| | |B|y|S| |CG| |M| |DG| |FB| |TM| |M2| |JR| | | | | | | |F|~|~|~|J| |!| | | | | | | | | |!| | | |!| | |MRP=[[Mr. Peabody]]|DG=David Griffin|FB=''Stewie's funny brother''|TM=Tmas Griffin|JR=Beter Griffin Jr.|M2=''Meg's Sister?''|B=[[Brian Griffin]]|S=Stewie Griffin|CG=Chris Griffin|M=Meg Griffin}}<br />
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{{Familytree| |!| | | |!| |BB| |M| |BS| |ES| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |L|Shouko| |SIS| | | | | | | | |!| |!|Shouko=[[Shouko Nishimiya|Shōko Nishimiya]]|SIS=Yuzuru Nishimiya|BB=Bitch-Brian|M=''Stewie and Brian's children''|BS=Bitch-Stewie|ES=Evil Stewie}}<br />
{{Familytree| |)|-|-|.|!| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |,|^|-|^|.}}<br />
{{Familytree|BR| |SH| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |FT| |HT|FT=[[𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴lin Turtle]]|HT=Harriet Turtle|BR=''Two other eaten siblings of Sherman.''|SH=[[Sherman]]}}<br />
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[[shrekers cuomo]]</div>Ozzie T. Floridianhttps://skullgirlz.wiki/index.php?title=The_Netherlands&diff=31220The Netherlands2026-07-17T20:14:49Z<p>Ozzie T. Floridian: /* Zased ass overview */</p>
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The '''Netherlands''' is a very fucking zased European country because [[Olie Polie]] currently serves as the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 ass prime minster of it. This is where Olie and [[Sans]] go to commit their various felonious activities. With this being their favorite country, they cum here when they're on the run from law enforcement. Polieville is located here.<br />
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[[Chipbuck]] was found here edged to death on September 9th, 2025.<br />
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== Zased ass overview ==<br />
18,400,000 people currently live here, but that's the not only bit here that's sexy as fuck! The Dutch language is fucking BEAUTIFUL and is the 2nd best language in the world (Welsh is the best) and also Olie managed to convince all the people within the country to become 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 as shit. Don't be surprised if you get fucked and kissed by a local resident even if you simply try to ask for the time. The Dutch are fucking sick at being zased and Olie will have you sucking dick in no time, even if you don't want to. There is no way to get away from the Dutch because they're too good at being 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 and zased. The country is 41,865 kilometers wide. It's also illegal to be a normie or disagree with Olie.<br />
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Honestly, the only kinds of people that aren't allowed to be within the Netherlands are NPCs.</div>Ozzie T. Floridianhttps://skullgirlz.wiki/index.php?title=The_Netherlands&diff=31219The Netherlands2026-07-17T20:13:34Z<p>Ozzie T. Floridian: </p>
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<div>[[File:The Netherlands.png|right|frameless]]<br />
<br />
<br />
The '''Netherlands''' is a very fucking zased European country because [[Olie Polie]] currently serves as the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 ass prime minster of it. This is where Olie and [[Sans]] go to commit their various felonious activities. With this being their favorite country, they cum here when they're on the run from law enforcement. Polieville is located here.<br />
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[[Chipbuck]] was found here edged to death on September 9th, 2025.<br />
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== Zased ass overview ==<br />
18,400,000 people currently live here, but that's the not only bit here that's sexy as fuck! The Dutch language is fucking BEAUTIFUL and is the 2nd best language in the world besides Welsh and also Olie managed to convince all the people within the country to become 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 as shit. Don't be surprised if you get fucked and kissed by a local resident even if you simply try to ask for the time. The Dutch are fucking sick at being zased and Olie will have you sucking dick in no time, even if you don't want to. There is no way to get away from the Dutch because they're too good at being 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 and zased. The country is 41,865 kilometers wide. It's also illegal to be a normie or disagree with Olie.<br />
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Honestly, the only kinds of people that aren't allowed to be within the Netherlands are NPCs.</div>Ozzie T. Floridianhttps://skullgirlz.wiki/index.php?title=The_Netherlands&diff=31218The Netherlands2026-07-17T19:57:27Z<p>Ozzie T. Floridian: </p>
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<div>[[File:The Netherlands.png|right|frameless]]<br />
<br />
<br />
The '''Netherlands''' is a very fucking zased European country because [[Olie Polie]] currently serves as the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 ass prime minster of it. This is where Olie and [[Sans]] go to commit their various felonious activities. With this being their favorite country, they cum here when they're on the run from law enforcement. Polieville is located here.<br />
<br />
[[Chipbuck]] was found here edged to death on September 9th, 2025.<br />
<br />
== Zased ass overview ==<br />
18,400,000 people currently live here, but that's the not only bit here that's sexy as fuck! The Dutch language is fucking BEAUTIFUL and is the 2nd best language in the world below Welsh and also Olie managed to convince all the people within the country to become 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 as shit. Don't be surprised if you get fucked and kissed by a local resident even if you simply try to ask for the time. The Dutch are fucking sick at being zased and Olie will have you sucking dick in no time, even if you don't want to. There is no way to get away from the Dutch because they're too good at being 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 and zased. The country is 41,865 kilometers wide. It's also illegal to be a normie or disagree with Olie.<br />
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Honestly, the only kinds of people that aren't allowed to be within the Netherlands are NPCs.</div>Ozzie T. Floridianhttps://skullgirlz.wiki/index.php?title=A1_Steak_Sauce&diff=31210A1 Steak Sauce2026-07-17T18:13:24Z<p>Ozzie T. Floridian: </p>
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''"I..... Am A1 Steak Sauce." -'' A1 Steak Sauce introducing himself. <br />
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'''A1 Steak Sauce''' is <small><s>unfathomably zased</s></small> a main character in the Omniverse Saga. He is voiced by [https://www.reddit.com/r/MinecraftMemes/comments/1fwt2t8/jack_black_steve_doodle_i_made_in_2_minutes/ Jack Black]. <br />
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He is the heir of [[Bean Khan]] and therefore, is second in lineage to become the Khan of [[Beankhanland|Mongolia]]. If Bean Khan ever dies, then A1's name will be changed to A1 Khan and will become the new Modern Khan of Beankhanland.<br />
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The sauce inside his body serves as his blood and if anyone ever spills it out he will die.<br />
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Bean Khan will never die and he is currently hunting down the NPC Stingy clone for writing that.<br />
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== Zased Biography ==<br />
He is unfathomably zased. He was created in ZASED laboratory by ZASED scientist Aleksandr B. Tintinov. Sometime in his life he moved from Siberia to Mongolia with his ZASED legs.<br />
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He is best friends with his zased buddy Bean Khan.<br />
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== Zased Quotes ==<br />
* "I... Am A1 Steak Sauce."<br />
* "CHICKEN JOCKEY"<br />
* "FLINT AND STEEL!"<br />
* "KILL ALL TRANSGENDERS!"<br />
* "BEAN KHAN I'M GAY LET'S FUCK!"<br />
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== Zased Trivia ==<br />
<br />
* He is <s>based</s> zased.<br />
* He is zased friends with his zased homie: [[Enrique]].<br />
* He is able to grow arms and legs at will<br />
* He fucking hates [[Heinz Ketchup]].<br />
* Bean Khan throws him at the pins at bowling alleys instead of y'know a fucking bowling ball.<br />
* literally every interaction between him and bean khan is always mildly suggestive in some way or another.<br />
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[[Category:Official Sexymen]]</div>Ozzie T. Floridianhttps://skullgirlz.wiki/index.php?title=A1_Steak_Sauce&diff=31208A1 Steak Sauce2026-07-17T18:06:07Z<p>Ozzie T. Floridian: </p>
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''"I..... Am A1 Steak Sauce." -'' A1 Steak Sauce introducing himself. <br />
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'''A1 Steak Sauce''' is <small><s>unfathomably zased</s></small> a main character in the Omniverse Saga. He is voiced by [https://www.reddit.com/r/MinecraftMemes/comments/1fwt2t8/jack_black_steve_doodle_i_made_in_2_minutes/ Jack Black]. <br />
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He is the heir of [[Bean Khan]] and therefore, is second in lineage to become the Khan of [[Beankhanland|Mongolia]]. If Bean Khan ever dies, then A1's name will be changed to A1 Khan and will become the new Modern Khan of Beankhanland.<br />
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The sauce inside his body serves as his blood and if anyone ever spills it out he will die.<br />
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Bean Khan will never die and he is currently hunting down the NPC Stingy clone for writing that.<br />
<br />
== Zased Biography ==<br />
He is unfathomably zased. He was created in ZASED laboratory by ZASED scientist Aleksandr B. Tintinov. Sometime in his life he moved from Siberia to Mongolia with his ZASED legs.<br />
<br />
He is best friends with his zased buddy Bean Khan.<br />
<br />
== Zased Quotes ==<br />
* "I... Am A1 Steak Sauce."<br />
* "CHICKEN JOCKEY"<br />
* "FLINT AND STEEL!"<br />
* "KILL ALL TRANSGENDERS!"<br />
* "BEAN KHAN I'M GAY LET'S FUCK!"<br />
<br />
== Zased Trivia ==<br />
<br />
* He is <s>based</s> zased.<br />
* He is zased friends with his zased homie: [[Enrique]].<br />
* He is able to grow arms and legs at will<br />
* He fucking hates [[Heinz Ketchup]].<br />
* Bean Khan throws him at the pins at bowling alleys instead of y'know a fucking bowling ball.<br />
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[[Category:Official Sexymen]]</div>Ozzie T. Floridianhttps://skullgirlz.wiki/index.php?title=Jonathan_Spectacles&diff=31196Jonathan Spectacles2026-07-17T16:24:24Z<p>Ozzie T. Floridian: </p>
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(WIP probably forever since im an incompetent FUCK)<br />
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'''Jonathan Spectacles''' is a right plonker, innit? He's this spotty git who's always rocking naff ginnel-sized glasses and runs a shop floggin' peepers. <br />
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On the surface, he's just a mellow geezer who's got a crackpot passion for glasses, but, mate, behind closed doors, he's a depressive Pickwick-smoker who's addicted to the drink and gets himself into the most daft, Spiral Scrapes, Happy Families- style, mental states, yeah? Gob-smackingly dodgy, really. I mean, the bloke once tried to stop his shop, which is like a giant wind up, innit, rollin' off down the high street 'cause some pillock left a nail in the basement, like, and eh, would've killed the lot of 'em, flattened the whole dreamscape, got the council in a pickle, 'n' all. Major, like, emphasis on "tried" yeah?<br />
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Proud owner of the ''Gromit Mug™''<br />
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He lives in a eyeglass superstore resembling a giant pair of glasses. Everything within the store also resembles eyeglasses, including the doorknob, the windows, the lights on the ceiling and even the walls. The various coo-coo clock birds they have are also shown wearing glasses.<br />
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[[Jonathan Testicles]] is his freaky Irish arch-rival.</div>Ozzie T. Floridianhttps://skullgirlz.wiki/index.php?title=Jonathan_Spectacles&diff=31195Jonathan Spectacles2026-07-17T16:24:03Z<p>Ozzie T. Floridian: </p>
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<div>{{BritishEnglish}}<br />
(WIP probably forever since im an incompetent FUCK)<br />
<br />
'''Jonathan Spectacles''' is a right plonker, innit? He's this spotty git who's always rocking naff ginnel-sized glasses and runs a shop floggin' peepers. <br />
<br />
On the surface, he's just a mellow geezer who's got a crackpot passion for glasses, but, mate, behind closed doors, he's a depressive Pickwick-smoker who's addicted to the drink and gets himself into the most daft, Spiral Scrapes, Happy Families- style, mental states, yeah? Gob-smackingly dodgy, really. I mean, the bloke once tried to stop his shop, which is like a giant wind up, innit, rollin' off down the high street 'cause some pillock left a nail in the basement, like, and eh, would've killed the lot of 'em, flattened the whole dreamscape, got the council in a pickle, 'n' all. Major, like, emphasis on "tried" yeah?<br />
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<br />
Proud owner of the ''Gromit Mug™''<br />
<br />
He lives in a eyeglass superstore resembling a giant pair of glasses. Everything within the store also resembles eyeglasses, including the doorknob, the windows, the lights on the ceiling and even the walls. The various coo-coo clock birds they have are also shown wearing glasses.<br />
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[[Jonathan Testicles]] is his Irish arch-rival.</div>Ozzie T. Floridianhttps://skullgirlz.wiki/index.php?title=Tyeddi&diff=31194Tyeddi2026-07-17T15:43:32Z<p>Ozzie T. Floridian: </p>
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more commonly known as '''꧅𒀱𒈙𒐫𒆙﷽꧅𒐫𒈙⸻𒆙𒐫﷽ဪဪ𒈙𒀱𒐫꧅ဪ𒈙﷽﷽𒆙﷽𒐫꧅ဪ𒐫𒈙͝𒈙﷽꧅𒅃𒈓꧅꧅𒈙𒀱𒐫﷽꧅𒐫𒆙𒈙⸻𒐫﷽꧅ဪဪ𒈙𒆙𒐫꧅ဪ𒈙꧅ဪ''' (████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████, ████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████), is an unnamed hyperactive, sadomasochistic, mentally unstable, and batshit insane little gremlin bitch who is also secretly an ancient horrific eldritch, demonic, and vampiric entity beyond anyone's comprehension bound to an inanimate object: a worn and rugged teddy bear named '''Tyeddi''' (ティエディちゃん, ''Tiedi-chan''). Despite legends saying that she looks like a frail, fragile, and thin little girl. That is all cope made by weebs in an attempt to sympathise with a creature that is one of the oldest characters in all of fiction and by proxy, predates [[Bean Khan|{{color|ff5454|Bean Khan}}]] himself. As a being who is so old, that her anatomy is incompatible with the atmospheres of the current universe, she protected within plush vessels, like an astronaut would in space, through them, she can safely exist in a permanent liminal state between life and death where her subconsciousness can find comfort from any “owner” as the owner’s “imaginary friend” like how Bean Khan perceives her. If she were to ever leave her trapped confines, she would just simply die. She is also the inventor and CEO of every gore/shock site on the internet.<br />
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After being given to Bean Khan by his “mother” in Mongolia when he turned four-years-old within 1.1 yoctoseconds, she became Bean Khan’s teddy bear, comfort object, and <s>imaginary</s> best friend. Unbeknownst to Bean Khan and even the lifeless and mentally dubious soul of the girl, the two meeting would be the catalyst orchestrated by [[𝓚𝓪-𝓒𝓱𝓾𝓷𝓰|{{color|ff5454|Ka-Chung}}]] that would lead to Bean Khan committing [[File:Censored.png|52x52px|link=]] when he turned 24 in 1205 <small>AD</small>. She gains the inexplicable power to breathe fire and furthermore, upon contact, the victim melts and dies instantly, which is extremely effective against NPCs, like Mrs. Simpson in school who took my toy sock duck: Pipo and never saw him again because she fucking lost him! She is so old, backstory is completely incomprehensible and contradictory (with there being multiple interpretations and theories regarding her true nature and origins). One account says she is the true essence of the monozygotic twins, [[D̸́̿̋́õ̷̑̽̈z̶̽͐͗̓a̷̛̓́͠e̶̢̅̋̔t̵͖̋͑̚h|{{color|ff5454|D̸́̿̋́õ̷̑̽̈z̶̽͐͗̓a̷̛̓́͠e̶̢̅̋̔t̵͖̋͑̚h}}]] and [[Pinion Morn|{{color|ff5454|קเภเ๏ภ ๓๏гภ}}]], as both are her splintered self with Lottie being the other half of Tyeddi. It is unknown how and why she fragmented herself into two but many hints lead people to believe that [[Dotar Surk|{{color|ff5454|Dotar Surk}}]] was involved. Lastly, this theory posites that her current “astronaut suit” to protect her from our most basic elements was provided to her by the pre-reincarnated version of Bean Khan and Ka-Chung as they both used her–without her being consciously aware since she has the mind a of wild animal–as the ultimate piece in an unknown puzzle to fulfill their enigmatic plans in stopping Dotar Surk and his Nugetian Meat-cycle. It is unknown what her relationship with Ka-Chung was like before he put her in a teddy bear, but it’s been implied that the two go way, WAY back. It’s likely that Ka-Chung had a sort of pet owner role when it came to how he treated her before giving her away to Bean Khan.<br />
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She is absolutely dangerous (EVEN more so than [[big nose tv man|{{color|ff5454|big nose tv man}}]], and he's VERY dangero) perjaps even stronger than Bean Khan. With full certainty, she already can harm, destroy, and solo 99% of all characters in fiction, including every single SCP imaginable, combined and any other overpowered O.C. garbage like the slop found on All Dimensions Wiki. She is so powerful, she isn’t even allowed to have her own God Modes wiki page because if she did, it would make the entire wiki pointless because no character would ever be able to outmatch her. She’s also fucking crazy and will mercilessly torture and kill anyone without much thought, and finds direct pleasure from doing so, often fingering Freddies while doing so with a quirky, smug, and or sadistic one-liner either before, during, or after committing such actions. Due to how important she is within the lore of the entirety of the Omniverse, she’s technically the de facto main character of all fiction by narrative definition. <br />
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Though there is an ever-so slight slither of hope that Tom Green one day could just find her and set the doll on fire and then poof, she's dead.<br />
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As expressed before, she is a hyperactive, sadomasochistic, and compulsive little gremlin with a warped, backwards sense of morality. Embodying contradiction itself. She sees murder, serial killing, torture, destruction, madness, and pure anarchy as sources of joy, fascination, and even as an art form; Despite her mannerisms make her appear soulless and robotic, but underneath that silence is an unpredictable, brutally sardonic and dangerously thrill seeking monster, combining the dual natures of "day" and "night." 90% of times, Tyeddi is mute and doesn't speak and as such, communicates purely through body language, miming, or unhinged text messages.<br />
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As a whole, her personality is both pure and cruel, and she'll definitely be inclined to repay cruelty with cruelty but if she receives benevolence, she will repay it back with apathy. To her, killing is no different than it would be to pick a flower or step on an ant. In the end, she takes an unseeable pride with appearing scary, and does whatever feels right in the moment which leads to her being the weirdest thing imaginable. <br />
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She is also known for being heavily air-headed, with a penchant for simple amusements, and a somewhat oblivious nature that even people like Ka-Chung have annoyingly referred to as "stupid." For example, she appears to genuinely believes that 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫 is cheese–despite all evidence to the contrary–she also thinks cutting out a deaf person's ear will make them not deaf anymore (dumbass bitch lol), and she remains blissfully unable of to solve the CAPTCHAs on this site (I don't blame her.) Additionally, she appears to be somewhat oblivious to the gravity of any task assigned to her by Bean Khan. She always responds to his orders of destruction and killing with an eager and brisk attitude like it's some golem, which shows how close she is to him and fulfill her duties as a toy/stuffed animal without fully comprehending the implications of any of her tasks, since she genuinely doesn't give a single fuck about mass murder. Still, there are SOME moments where Tyeddi LOCKS tf in and proves to be more smart than she lets on. She can go giga-brained mode on anyone when she feels like it and show an insane amount of knowledge. Examples include the fact that she can read the emotions and thoughts of animals from body language. she can construct functional and anatomically accurate hearts from just pure sugar, and the recurring gag throughout the story where her knack for noticing small details like an autist that no one else notices help solve mysteries.<br />
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When NPCs can't handle her being mute, they delude themselves into think that Tyeddi possesses an exuberant, animated voice, and an innate comedic allure that infuses everything she does with panache. When contained inside of a plush, she's immune to the elements, down to even the most life threatening. She has the uncanny ability to slip under locked doorways with the grace of a cockroach, expertly unlocking them and greeting the world on the other side with the doll's smile that never changes, clinging to the door's edge. Overall, Tyeddi has gained notoriety within the entirety of the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 community for her unsettling and disturbing tendencies that sends shivers down the spines of all, except Mr.Bean. One particularly disturbing habit is how aloof and unchanging she looks, whether she's sitting in silence for the length of time Tom Green has been alive, to collecting the lifeless bodies of every dead body she comes across or kills herself. A Mongolian once observed a disconcerting level of emptiness in her while eating god's children.<br />
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As you could tell, her methods of killing are always extremely graphic and brutal, such as stabbing her victims' eyes out, bisecting and decapitating them, disemboweling them, and cutting their Achilles tendons so they cannot run.<br />
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*She has chronic hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.<br />
*She almost cut [[Shouko Nishimiya|Shouko]]'s ears off to make her hearing "better", Bean Khan and [[Hiei Nishimiya|Hiei]] had to get Tyeddi away from her resulting to Tyeddi pissed off that day.<br />
*Forced [[JoeysWorldTour]] to have explosive diarrhea that was so bad, it exploded every Buc-ee's in the south.<br />
*Tyeddi loves to skin four-year-old children in their sleep at 3:00 am at night and wear their skins soon after and impersonate them the next morning.<br />
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|Chronological Age=<center>Predates [[Your Mum!|{{color|indigo|your mother <small>(Avenger-level threat)</small>}}]], this wiki, All Dimensions Wiki, the Godmodes wiki, the Aleverse, Omniverse, Hyperverse, Exaverse, Multiverse, Archverse, Allsphere, The Barrel, Reality itself, the Behexaverse, Bauverse, Hypoverse, Memeverse, WhatthehellamIevensayingverse, Source?: Trustmebroverse, combined. Also, no one one asked (Sir, this is a Wendy's) NEVER ask her what her age is. (Fuck off!) Predates Predation x 10 + Inapplicable (Age is just number A.K.A. up your ass bitch. She transcends requirements, then untranscends below requirements, and does both at the same time) Irrelevant (Age is a social construct. She wanks herself past such feeble concepts, then has post-nut clarity, so she decides to go back in time to un-wank herself, then realizes that she's not bound by either emotion, nor thought; she's a fundamental principle, a fundamental anti-contra-axiom, so she wanks herself past wanking, and destroys age!!)<br />
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|Status=<center><span class="spoilerblur"><div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" data-expandtext="Show" data-collapsetext="Hide">'''<span style="-webkit-text-stroke:1px black;">{{color|limegreen|Alive}}</span>'''</div></span>}}{{Quote!|Made with all the love I'm legally allowed to give.|Tyeddi after preparing dinner (human flesh) for the Khan. This is considered legal in [[Beankhanland|{{color|ff5454|Beankhanland}}]], which isn't even scratching the surface of their system.}}{{Quote!|Booooring, this isn't violent enough.|Tyeddi's reaction to witnessing horrific crimes against humanity firsthand.}}{{Quote!|Go to sleep, you silly goose!|Tyeddi, from a corner, before violently stabbing an NPC in the eye with a nail and hammering it through their brain. (they fucking died)}}[[File:Tyeddi boss fight theme.mp3|thumb|Tyeddi final boss theme highlighting her false innocence with a piano ditty.]]Tyeddi is just Mr Bean's teddy bear who is a haunted plush toy assassin, with the personality of what Hollywood's idea of what a "sarcastic" psychopath is.<br />
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manueru Antonio Todosu Rosu Santosu de borubon i borubon jugemu jugemu gokounosurikire kaijarisuigyono mizu Yukimatsu unraimatsu fūraimatsu kū neru sho ni sumutokoro yaburakōjino burakōji paipopaipo paipono shuringan shuringan'no gūrindai gūrindaino ponpokopīnoponpokonā no chō-kyū inochi no Chōsuke Adorufu burein chāruzu devu~iddo āru Furederikku jerarudo hyūbāto āvu~in Jon kenesu roido mātin nero oribā pōru kuinshī randorufu shāman tōmasu ankasu vu~ikutā U~Iriamu kuserukusesu yanshī Zeusu vu~orufu e s c h reggu e l s t e i n haosu e n b e r g e r d o r f f w e l c h e v o r a l t e r n uea n g e w i s s e n h a f t s chā f e r s w e s e n s chā f e uea n w o h l g e p f reggu e u n d s orugu f a l t i g kei t b e s chū t z enbu o n a n g r e i f e n d u r chī h r r a u b g i e r i g f e i n d e w e l c h e v o r a l t e r n z w o l f t a u sendo j a h r e s v o r ando i e e r s c h e in'e n v ando e r e r s t e e r deme n s c h d erā a u m s chī f f g e b r a u c h l i c h t a l s s e inu r s p r u n g fon k rafuto g e sutāto s e i n rangu e f a h r t h i n z w i s c h e n s t e r n a r t i g r a u m a u f d e r s u c h īna c h d i esuteru n w e l c h e g e h a b t b e w o h n b āpu l ane t e n k r e i s e d r e h e n s i chū n d w o h i n d e r noi r a s s e fon v e r s t ando i g m e n s c h l i c h kei t k o n n t e fō t p furan z e n u n d s i c h e r f r e u īna n l e b e n s rangu l i c h f r e u d e u n d r u h e m i t n i c h t e i n f u r c h t v o r a n g r e i f enbu o n ando e r e r inte l l i g e n t g e s c h o p f s fon hinzwischensternartigraum Sr. Tau mata Waka Tan giha nga koa uo Tama tea Tori pukapikimaungahoronukupokaiu~en'akitanatafu 33343 dadori hari 333 gamisu 13 314 mūsa 207 majin Erikku ājī dāku shottenhaimā arekusandā ebenezā de pūte Jon ru fakkā fufufu, wa wa wa wa wa, koko wa ahahahafamirī faburudaburukuraburudokutā fāto Jon pōku barin fakkushittoappu ran fea puru gū~in giru goge rīshuu~indorobuurururantishiriogogogochi miruu~ōkī no''), more commonly known as '''꧅𒀱𒈙𒐫𒆙﷽꧅𒐫𒈙⸻𒆙𒐫﷽ဪဪ𒈙𒀱𒐫꧅ဪ𒈙﷽﷽𒆙﷽𒐫꧅ဪ𒐫𒈙͝𒈙﷽꧅𒅃𒈓꧅꧅𒈙𒀱𒐫﷽꧅𒐫𒆙𒈙⸻𒐫﷽꧅ဪဪ𒈙𒆙𒐫꧅ဪ𒈙꧅ဪ''' (████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████, ████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████), is an unnamed hyperactive, sadomasochistic, mentally unstable, and batshit insane little gremlin bitch who is also secretly an ancient horrific eldritch, demonic, and vampiric entity beyond anyone's comprehension bound to an inanimate object: a worn and rugged teddy bear named '''Tyeddi''' (ティエディちゃん, ''Tiedi-chan''). Despite legends saying that she looks like a frail, fragile, and thin little girl. That is all cope made by weebs in an attempt to sympathise with a creature that is one of the oldest characters in all of fiction and by proxy, predates [[Bean Khan|{{color|ff5454|Bean Khan}}]] himself. As a being who is so old, that her anatomy is incompatible with the atmospheres of the current universe, she protected within plush vessels, like an astronaut would in space, through them, she can safely exist in a permanent liminal state between life and death where her subconsciousness can find comfort from any “owner” as the owner’s “imaginary friend” like how Bean Khan perceives her. If she were to ever leave her trapped confines, she would just simply die. She is also the inventor and CEO of every gore/shock site on the internet.<br />
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After being given to Bean Khan by his “mother” in Mongolia when he turned four-years-old within 1.1 yoctoseconds, she became Bean Khan’s teddy bear, comfort object, and <s>imaginary</s> best friend. Unbeknownst to Bean Khan and even the lifeless and mentally dubious soul of the girl, the two meeting would be the catalyst orchestrated by [[𝓚𝓪-𝓒𝓱𝓾𝓷𝓰|{{color|ff5454|Ka-Chung}}]] that would lead to Bean Khan committing [[File:Censored.png|52x52px|link=]] when he turned 24 in 1205 <small>AD</small>. She gains the inexplicable power to breathe fire and furthermore, upon contact, the victim melts and dies instantly, which is extremely effective against NPCs, like Mrs. Simpson in school who took my toy sock duck: Pipo and never saw him again because she fucking lost him! She is so old, backstory is completely incomprehensible and contradictory (with there being multiple interpretations and theories regarding her true nature and origins). One account says she is that she is the true essence of the monozygotic twins, [[D̸́̿̋́õ̷̑̽̈z̶̽͐͗̓a̷̛̓́͠e̶̢̅̋̔t̵͖̋͑̚h|{{color|ff5454|D̸́̿̋́õ̷̑̽̈z̶̽͐͗̓a̷̛̓́͠e̶̢̅̋̔t̵͖̋͑̚h}}]] and [[Pinion Morn|{{color|ff5454|קเภเ๏ภ ๓๏гภ}}]], as both are her splintered self with Lottie being the other half of Tyeddi. It unknown how and why she fragmented herself into two but many hints lead people to believe that [[Dotar Surk|{{color|ff5454|Dotar Surk}}]] was involved. Lastly, this theory posites that her current “astronaut suit” to protect her from our most basic elements was provided to her by the pre-reincarnated version of Bean Khan and Ka-Chung as they both used her–without her being consciously aware since she has the mind a of wild animal–as the ultimate piece in an unknown puzzle to fulfill their enigmatic plans in stopping Dotar Surk and his Nugetian Meat-cycle. It is unknown what her relationship with Ka-Chung was like before he put her in a teddy bear, but it’s been implied that the two go way, WAY back. It’s likely that Ka-Chung had a sort of pet owner role when it came to how he treated her before giving her away to Bean Khan.<br />
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She is absolutely dangerous (EVEN more so than [[big nose tv man|{{color|ff5454|big nose tv man}}]], and he's VERY dangero) perjaps even stronger than Bean Khan. With full certainty, she already can harm, destroy, and solo 99% of all characters in fiction, including every single SCP imaginable, combined and any other overpowered O.C. garbage like the slop found on All Dimensions Wiki. She is so powerful, she isn’t even allowed to have her own God Modes wiki page because if she did, it would make the entire wiki pointless because no character would ever be able to outmatch her. She’s also fucking crazy and will mercilessly torture and kill anyone without much thought, and finds direct pleasure from doing so, often fingering Freddies while doing so with a quirky, smug, and or sadistic one-liner either before, during, or after committing such actions. Due to how important she is within the lore of the entirety of the Omniverse, she’s technically the de facto main character of all fiction by narrative definition. <br />
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Though there is an ever-so slight slither of hope that Tom Green one day could just find her and set the doll on fire and then poof, she's dead.<br />
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As expressed before, she is a hyperactive, sadomasochistic, and compulsive little gremlin with a warped, backwards sense of morality. Embodying contradiction itself. She sees murder, serial killing, torture, destruction, madness, and pure anarchy as sources of joy, fascination, and even as an art form; Despite her mannerisms make her appear soulless and robotic, but underneath that silence is an unpredictable, brutally sardonic and dangerously thrill seeking monster, combining the dual natures of "day" and "night." 90% of times, Tyeddi is mute and doesn't speak and as such, communicates purely through body language, miming, or unhinged text messages.<br />
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As a whole, her personality is both pure and cruel, and she'll definitely be inclined to repay cruelty with cruelty but if she receives benevolence, she will repay it back with apathy. To her, killing is no different than it would be to pick a flower or step on an ant. In the end, she takes an unseeable pride with appearing scary, and does whatever feels right in the moment which leads to her being the weirdest thing imaginable. <br />
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She is also known for being heavily air-headed, with a penchant for simple amusements, and a somewhat oblivious nature that even people like Ka-Chung have annoyingly referred to as "stupid." For example, she appears to genuinely believes that 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫 is cheese–despite all evidence to the contrary–she also thinks cutting out a deaf person's ear will make them not deaf anymore (dumbass bitch lol), and she remains blissfully unable of to solve the CAPTCHAs on this site (I don't blame her.) Additionally, she appears to be somewhat oblivious to the gravity of any task assigned to her by Bean Khan. She always responds to his orders of destruction and killing with an eager and brisk attitude like it's some golem, which shows how close she is to him and fulfill her duties as a toy/stuffed animal without fully comprehending the implications of any of her tasks, since she genuinely doesn't give a single fuck about mass murder. Still, there are SOME moments where Tyeddi LOCKS tf in and proves to be more smart than she lets on. She can go giga-brained mode on anyone when she feels like it and show an insane amount of knowledge. Examples include the fact that she can read the emotions and thoughts of animals from body language. she can construct functional and anatomically accurate hearts from just pure sugar, and the recurring gag throughout the story where her knack for noticing small details like an autist that no one else notices help solve mysteries.<br />
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When NPCs can't handle her being mute, they delude themselves into think that Tyeddi possesses an exuberant, animated voice, and an innate comedic allure that infuses everything she does with panache. When contained inside of a plush, she's immune to the elements, down to even the most life threatening. She has the uncanny ability to slip under locked doorways with the grace of a cockroach, expertly unlocking them and greeting the world on the other side with the doll's smile that never changes, clinging to the door's edge. Overall, Tyeddi has gained notoriety within the entirety of the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 community for her unsettling and disturbing tendencies that sends shivers down the spines of all, except Mr.Bean. One particularly disturbing habit is how aloof and unchanging she looks, whether she's sitting in silence for the length of time Tom Green has been alive, to collecting the lifeless bodies of every dead body she comes across or kills herself. A Mongolian once observed a disconcerting level of emptiness in her while eating god's children.<br />
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As you could tell, her methods of killing are always extremely graphic and brutal, such as stabbing her victims' eyes out, bisecting and decapitating them, disemboweling them, and cutting their Achilles tendons so they cannot run.<br />
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*She has chronic hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.<br />
*She almost cut [[Shouko Nishimiya|Shouko]]'s ears off to make her hearing "better", Bean Khan and [[Hiei Nishimiya|Hiei]] had to get Tyeddi away from her resulting to Tyeddi pissed off that day.<br />
*Forced [[JoeysWorldTour]] to have explosive diarrhea that was so bad, it exploded every Buc-ee's in the south.<br />
*Tyeddi loves to skin four-year-old children in their sleep at 3:00 am at night and wear their skins soon after and impersonate them the next morning.<br />
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manueru Antonio Todosu Rosu Santosu de borubon i borubon jugemu jugemu gokounosurikire kaijarisuigyono mizu Yukimatsu unraimatsu fūraimatsu kū neru sho ni sumutokoro yaburakōjino burakōji paipopaipo paipono shuringan shuringan'no gūrindai gūrindaino ponpokopīnoponpokonā no chō-kyū inochi no Chōsuke Adorufu burein chāruzu devu~iddo āru Furederikku jerarudo hyūbāto āvu~in Jon kenesu roido mātin nero oribā pōru kuinshī randorufu shāman tōmasu ankasu vu~ikutā U~Iriamu kuserukusesu yanshī Zeusu vu~orufu e s c h reggu e l s t e i n haosu e n b e r g e r d o r f f w e l c h e v o r a l t e r n uea n g e w i s s e n h a f t s chā f e r s w e s e n s chā f e uea n w o h l g e p f reggu e u n d s orugu f a l t i g kei t b e s chū t z enbu o n a n g r e i f e n d u r chī h r r a u b g i e r i g f e i n d e w e l c h e v o r a l t e r n z w o l f t a u sendo j a h r e s v o r ando i e e r s c h e in'e n v ando e r e r s t e e r deme n s c h d erā a u m s chī f f g e b r a u c h l i c h t a l s s e inu r s p r u n g fon k rafuto g e sutāto s e i n rangu e f a h r t h i n z w i s c h e n s t e r n a r t i g r a u m a u f d e r s u c h īna c h d i esuteru n w e l c h e g e h a b t b e w o h n b āpu l ane t e n k r e i s e d r e h e n s i chū n d w o h i n d e r noi r a s s e fon v e r s t ando i g m e n s c h l i c h kei t k o n n t e fō t p furan z e n u n d s i c h e r f r e u īna n l e b e n s rangu l i c h f r e u d e u n d r u h e m i t n i c h t e i n f u r c h t v o r a n g r e i f enbu o n ando e r e r inte l l i g e n t g e s c h o p f s fon hinzwischensternartigraum Sr. Tau mata Waka Tan giha nga koa uo Tama tea Tori pukapikimaungahoronukupokaiu~en'akitanatafu 33343 dadori hari 333 gamisu 13 314 mūsa 207 majin Erikku ājī dāku shottenhaimā arekusandā ebenezā de pūte Jon ru fakkā fufufu, wa wa wa wa wa, koko wa ahahahafamirī faburudaburukuraburudokutā fāto Jon pōku barin fakkushittoappu ran fea puru gū~in giru goge rīshuu~indorobuurururantishiriogogogochi miruu~ōkī no''), more commonly known as '''꧅𒀱𒈙𒐫𒆙﷽꧅𒐫𒈙⸻𒆙𒐫﷽ဪဪ𒈙𒀱𒐫꧅ဪ𒈙﷽﷽𒆙﷽𒐫꧅ဪ𒐫𒈙͝𒈙﷽꧅𒅃𒈓꧅꧅𒈙𒀱𒐫﷽꧅𒐫𒆙𒈙⸻𒐫﷽꧅ဪဪ𒈙𒆙𒐫꧅ဪ𒈙꧅ဪ''' (████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████, ████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████), is an unnamed hyperactive, sadomasochistic, mentally unstable, and batshit insane little gremlin bitch who is also secretly an ancient horrific eldritch, demonic, and vampiric entity beyond anyone's comprehension bound to an inanimate object: a worn and rugged teddy bear named '''Tyeddi''' (ティエディちゃん, ''Tiedi-chan''). Despite legends saying that she looks like a frail, fragile, and thin little girl. That is all cope made by weebs in an attempt to sympathise with a creature that is one of the oldest characters in all of fiction and by proxy, predates [[Bean Khan|{{color|ff5454|Bean Khan}}]] himself. As a being who is so old, that her anatomy is incompatible with the atmospheres of the current universe, she protected within plush vessels, like an astronaut would in space, through them, she can safely exist in a permanent liminal state between life and death where her subconsciousness can find comfort from any “owner” as the owner’s “imaginary friend” like how Bean Khan perceives her. If she were to ever leave her trapped confines, she would just simply die. She is also the inventor and CEO of every gore/shock site on the internet.<br />
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After being given to Bean Khan by his “mother” in Mongolia when he turned four-years-old within 1.1 yoctoseconds, she became Bean Khan’s teddy bear, comfort object, and <s>imaginary</s> best friend. Unbeknownst to Bean Khan and even the lifeless and mentally dubious soul of the girl, the two meeting would be the catalyst orchestrated by [[𝓚𝓪-𝓒𝓱𝓾𝓷𝓰|{{color|ff5454|Ka-Chung}}]] that would lead to Bean Khan committing [[File:Censored.png|52x52px|link=]] when he turned 24 in 1205 <small>AD</small>. She gains the inexplicable power to breathe fire and furthermore, upon contact, the victim melts and dies instantly, which is extremely effective against NPCs, like Mrs. Simpson in school who took my toy sock duck: Pipo and never saw him again because she fucking lost him! She is so old, backstory is completely incomprehensible and contradictory (with there being multiple interpretations and theories regarding her true nature and origins). One account says she is that she is the true essence of the monozygotic twins, [[D̸́̿̋́õ̷̑̽̈z̶̽͐͗̓a̷̛̓́͠e̶̢̅̋̔t̵͖̋͑̚h|{{color|ff5454|D̸́̿̋́õ̷̑̽̈z̶̽͐͗̓a̷̛̓́͠e̶̢̅̋̔t̵͖̋͑̚h}}]] and [[Pinion Morn|{{color|ff5454|קเภเ๏ภ ๓๏гภ}}]], as both are her splintered self with Lottie being the other half of Tyeddi. It unknown how and why she fragmented herself into two but many hints lead people to believe that [[Dotar Surk|{{color|ff5454|Dotar Surk}}]] was involved. Lastly, this theory posites that her current “astronaut suit” to protect her from our most basic elements was provided to her by the pre-reincarnated version of Bean Khan and Ka-Chung as they both used her–without her being consciously aware since she has the mind a of wild animal–as the ultimate piece in an unknown puzzle to fulfill their enigmatic plans in stopping Dotar Surk and his Nugetian Meat-cycle. It is unknown what her relationship with Ka-Chung was like before he put her in a teddy bear, but it’s been implied that the two go way, WAY back. It’s likely that Ka-Chung had a sort of pet owner role when it came to how he treated her before giving her away to Bean Khan.<br />
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She is absolutely dangerous (EVEN more so than [[big nose tv man|{{color|ff5454|big nose tv man}}]], and he's VERY dangero) perjaps even stronger than Bean Khan. With full certainty, she already can harm, destroy, and solo 99% of all characters in fiction, including every single SCP imaginable, combined and any other overpowered O.C. garbage like the slop found on All Dimensions Wiki. She is so powerful, she isn’t even allowed to have her own God Modes wiki page because if she did, it would make the entire wiki pointless because no character would ever be able to outmatch her. She’s also fucking crazy and will mercilessly torture and kill anyone without much thought, and finds direct pleasure from doing so, often fingering Freddies while doing so with a quirky, smug, and or sadistic one-liner either before, during, or after committing such actions. Due to how important she is within the lore of the entirety of the Omniverse, she’s technically the de facto main character of all fiction by narrative definition. <br />
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Though there is an ever-so slight slither of hope that Tom Green one day could just find her and set the doll on fire and then poof, she's dead.<br />
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As expressed before, she is a hyperactive, sadomasochistic, and compulsive little gremlin with a warped, backwards sense of morality. Embodying contradiction itself. She sees murder, serial killing, torture, destruction, madness, and pure anarchy as sources of joy, fascination, and even as an art form; Despite her mannerisms make her appear soulless and robotic, but underneath that silence is an unpredictable, brutally sardonic and dangerously thrill seeking monster, combining the dual natures of "day" and "night." 90% of times, Tyeddi is mute and doesn't speak and as such, communicates purely through body language, miming, or unhinged text messages.<br />
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As a whole, her personality is both pure and cruel, and she'll definitely be inclined to repay cruelty with cruelty but if she receives benevolence, she will repay it back with apathy. To her, killing is no different than it would be to pick a flower or step on an ant. In the end, she takes an unseeable pride with appearing scary, and does whatever feels right in the moment which leads to her being the weirdest thing imaginable. <br />
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She is also known for being heavily air-headed, with a penchant for simple amusements, and a somewhat oblivious nature that even people like Ka-Chung have annoyingly referred to as "stupid." For example, she appears to genuinely believes that 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫 is cheese–despite all evidence to the contrary–she also thinks cutting out a deaf person's ear will make them not deaf anymore (dumbass bitch lol), and she remains blissfully unable of to solve the CAPTCHAs on this site (I don't blame her.) Additionally, she appears to be somewhat oblivious to the gravity of any task assigned to her by Bean Khan. She always responds to his orders of destruction and killing with an eager and brisk attitude like it's some golem, which shows how close she is to him and fulfill her duties as a toy/stuffed animal without fully comprehending the implications of any of her tasks, since she genuinely doesn't give a single fuck about mass murder. Still, there are SOME moments where Tyeddi LOCKS tf in and proves to be more smart than she lets on. She can go giga-brained mode on anyone when she feels like it and show an insane amount of knowledge. Examples include the fact that she can read the emotions and thoughts of animals from body language. she can construct functional and anatomically accurate hearts from just pure sugar, and the recurring gag throughout the story where her knack for noticing small details like an autist that no one else notices help solve mysteries.<br />
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When NPCs can't handle her being mute, they delude themselves into think that Tyeddi possesses an exuberant, animated voice, and an innate comedic allure that infuses everything she does with panache. When contained inside of a plush, she's immune to the elements, down to even the most life threatening. She has the uncanny ability to slip under locked doorways with the grace of a cockroach, expertly unlocking them and greeting the world on the other side with the doll's smile that never changes, clinging to the door's edge. Overall, Tyeddi has gained notoriety within the entirety of the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 community for her unsettling and disturbing tendencies that sends shivers down the spines of all, except Mr.Bean. One particularly disturbing habit is how aloof and unchanging she looks, whether she's sitting in silence for the length of time Tom Green has been alive, to collecting the lifeless bodies of every dead body she comes across or kills herself. A Mongolian once observed a disconcerting level of emptiness in her while eating god's children.<br />
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As you could tell, her methods of killing are always extremely graphic and brutal, such as stabbing her victims' eyes out, bisecting and decapitating them, disemboweling them, and cutting their Achilles tendons so they cannot run.<br />
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*She has chronic hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.<br />
*She almost cut [[Shouko Nishimiya|Shouko]]'s ears off to make her hearing "better", Bean Khan and [[Hiei Nishimiya|Hiei]] had to get Tyeddi away from her resulting to Tyeddi pissed off that day.<br />
*Forced [[JoeysWorldTour]] to have explosive diarrhea that was so bad, it exploded every Buc-ee's in the south.<br />
*Tyeddi loves to skin four-year-old children in their sleep at 3:00 am at night and wear their skins soon after and impersonate them the next morning.<br />
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[[Category:HOT AF 😍]]</div>Ozzie T. Floridianhttps://skullgirlz.wiki/index.php?title=File:Tyeddi_boss_fight_theme.mp3&diff=31190File:Tyeddi boss fight theme.mp32026-07-17T14:20:26Z<p>Ozzie T. Floridian: </p>
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