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Jamestown, TN

2026-11-01T07:16:03Z

Ninespit:

<blockquote>"Aw hell nah, this place is full of NPC's" - [[Franklin Clinton]]</blockquote>
[[File:Lars.jpg|thumb|286x286px|This is what happens when a Non-NPC enters Jamestown]]
Jamestown is a small town in Tennessee as they say, but in reality, its a major NPC/LARP controlled area where they have a massive military force underground, many spy networks, and a total hatred against anyone who isn't a NORMIE. Controlled directly by [[Mr. Game & Watch]], there are many concentration camps secretly hidden by the public underground too with anyone they captured as saying "Jamestown" frightens many freakers as that's the place where they get slaughtered at if caught. Its also a direct supplier of bombs to try to attack nearby Freaky towns however it always fail due to protected barriers.

== Surface Town ==
When entering Jamestown, it looks like a regular poor town in Appalachia that's just a retirement town for retarded old people but its hard to ignore the massive entering hole in the middle of town with many going over there with soldiers and armored cars. When skipping that, there's just a single walmart. a few fast food places, and a school that looks like a normal high school but in reality, its the most toxic place you can ever see. Filled with evil LARPERS training to be apart of Mr. Game & Watch's plan as they get indoctrinated to worship him and Snapchat. Snapchat is owned by direct military officers in this town lmao.

== Underground ==
When going underground, there's tons of Game & Watch, [[Juancarlo Albaez|Juancarlo]], [[Benjamin Netanyahu|Big Yahu]], [[Mamiya Takuji|Takuji]], and [[Jax]] statues scattered everywhere with it looking like a artificial town doomed with red sky and many concentration camps with barb wire everywhere. This whole underground system is just basically hell with many torturing areas' for people to get killed at as many NPC's laugh while eating popcorn. Man fuck this.

Do not trust anyone in this or the surface.

== People who live here ==

* my dirty poop sock

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SandwichFucker34

2026-10-27T15:39:55Z

Ninespit:

{{Quote|This USER™ is approved! Hello fellow USER™!|[[Jason Gomez The Dinosaur]]}}{{Quote|[[File:squidwardhouse.mp3]]THE SECURITY SYSTEM TAKES CONTROL OF SQUIDWARDS HOUSE AND BEGINS ATTACKING THE CITY LEAVING THE MAYOR TO GIVE SQUIDWARD COMMUNITY SERVICE FOR THE DAMAGE HE CAUSED EVEN THOUGH SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK WERE IN HIS HOUSE THE WHOLE FUCKING TIME AND WERE RESPONSIBLE FOR EVERYTHING YEAH FUCK THIS EPISODE!|SandwichFucker34}}
[[File:Sexiest USER ever made.png|thumb|A Very Sexy USER™]]
'''SandwichFucker34''', also known as '''Experiment 628''' or simply just called '''Sandwich''', is an insufferable experiment created by [[Dr. Hämsterviel]] by combing both Reuben and [[Bonnie|Bonnie's]] DNA with the power of [[Autism]] just for jokes and laughs but he accidentally created the most smartest experiment ever made yet proves to be stupid at the same time. He is a USER™ that loves to rant on shows and movies that came out years ago and if the viewer is lucky, he will do one on a recent piece of media but SandwichFucker34 doesn't care and continues to pop out rants on stuff that annoys him. He was formerly a member of the Super Origami Kingdom but [[DogsEatingDogs6]] kicked him out for bullying a literal child which SandwhichFucker34 would later regret. Also if you haven't realized it until now, his rantsona is Reuben with a reskinned color with minor tweaks and there lol.

He is canonically the brother to Bonnie yet everytime she tries to vent her frustrations to him, he pretends to listen to it and immediately makes GMOD Animations right after. He is also the husband to [https://animalcrossing.fandom.com/wiki/Tangy Tangy] which is a super sexy orange cat that Sandwich was lucky to get because he's super hot and met her in a date at Applebees and they became lovey dovey couples ever since then and even inviting her to the trailer where Bonnie tells Tangy to get out because its her fucking trailer but Tangy ignores her and still hangs out with Sandwich leaving Bonnie even more pissed so she kicked out Sandwich and Tangy for good but Sandwich now lives with Tangy together leading Bonnie even more isolated.

Now Sandwich is in the [[𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety!]] and is liked there even though he has outbursts all the time but even [[𝓓𝓪𝓯𝓯𝔂 𝓜𝓸𝓻𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮𝓻 𝓓𝓪𝓷𝓹𝓲𝓮𝓻𝓻𝓮]] thinks he's a good friend to rant together as both are rantsonas afterall. He is also friends with [[Jason Gomez The Dinosaur]], [[Astro Boy Productions]], [[Diego Marcoson]](BFF'S), [[Beavis]], [[Butt-Head]], GohanFanHater, [[Boognish]], [[Clyde]], and others but he's kinda insufferable to like almost any other experiment besides Clyde because he's kinda very nitpicky and often makes fun of their intelligence and how they groan like animals so they beat him up like what the original [[Stitch]] did to him along with MANY OTHERS. His YouTube and Twitter often makes fun of the experiments too and say they have no rights if they don't speak English or any other OFFICIAL Language, which kinda makes him racist towards his own kind like Uncle Ruckus. When someone online tries to counterattack his opinion, he calls them OPINION BASHERS™ and makes a rant on them including that 15 year old girl who Astro Boy and Jason also ranted about.

== Biography of a USER™ ==

=== Leroy & Stitch Arc ===
He was first born and created by bored idea that Dr. Hämsterviel would make before creating the infamous Leroys as he recently just got a hold of a jar containing powerful Autism so he combines that with Reuben and Bonnie's DNA to make him but to make him look different, Hämsterviel gave him a hat and scars that makes him look badass so yeah he was born but was very insufferable even on their journey to enslave other experiements but Sandwich loves teasing the Experiments so much he even killed one like RIP one random experiment so just think its someone from the [https://liloandstitch.fandom.com/wiki/Unconfirmed_Experiments unconfirmed experiments] if you wanna know who he killed I guess.

He later then contributed in the final battle AKA Hämsterviel's Last Stand but to no surprise, they lost as Hämsterviel was a coward and left them totally abandoned as Sandwich alongside with Gantu, Reuben, Bonnie, Marmalade, and Clyde who all went to jail as yeah all the Leroy's died due to them being Temu knockoffs lol.

=== Jail Arc ===
This lasted two years and as Sandwich was only born for like two months btw(AS AN ADULT)and went to jail like this is basically Megamind but anyways he was ranting on everything and first realized his main thing to do is to watch shows and rant on them in the rooms where the TV is on leading to prisoners annoyed by him but Sandwich had Clyde as an bodyguard as the two became friends when Clyde was separated from Bonnie for the first time and were laughing together always so Sandwich didn't have a rough time there even though he should've but he would later be free when a prison revolt led by Gantu happened and freed all the prisoners there as Sandwich was free and wanted to go somewhere but luckily, Pleakley would hold all the remaining experiments that's not controlled by the government safe in Lilo's House and invited Bonnie, Clyde, and him to stay even though they had bad history with him.

=== [[Moccasins Saga/Phase 3|Revelations Arc]] ===
Nothing really happened in this arc to him like he had a generally good time hogging the computer and making his rants and online DeviantArt posts and beating up anyone who wanted it but he was totally oblivious to the drama going on there as he listened to pirated songs he got from the internet. Then he would go in hiding when Dr. Loboto stole them all for Delia and wasn't captured and stayed there as Lilo and Nani even left the house so he had the whole house to himself when Pleakley left but the electricity bill and internet bill would run out as he left to make a cave underground by stealing other's routers and go on there.

=== [[Meme Saga Sisterhood]] ===
He would later go to Bonnie & Clyde's stolen trailer because Clyde is his homie and stayed as the third member in the house while Bonnie would be irratates by both no as she seems to get drifting away from Clyde more and more by the day as her and Clyde would have arguments all the time while Sandwich just stayed making AMV's of Robin X Starfire. Things would go bad when he finally realized that Bonnie dated Angel and broke Clyde's feeling and abandoned him as a friend during that time on what was going on and met Hämsterviel and his [[Fassad|al]][[Fenneko|li]][[Fidget|es]] about it as they know what's going on as Hämsterviel also met Sandwich since like a long time of distancing so yeah and Sandwich appeared at the infamous wedding and that was basically it for him this time and he would be a reoccurring character doing some bits and there but eh.

=== Post Arcs and the Freaky Saga ===
Sandwich would remain still in Bonnie's trailer as she grown to accept him but things would change when Sandwich was at Applebee's and met Tangy for the first time as they're tongues drooled for each other. They had a date and chatted and then finally became a couple and they had frequent dates as Bonnie would get sick and tiring of her entering the trailer so she kicked out both him and Tangy but she lets him stay at her cute house as they always talk about ideas on videos and kiss eachother all the time.

He would then meet Naayle who was a USER™ just like him and became suspiciously friends within like a day and had a invite for him to join the Super Origami Kingdom as an official member so he joined the group and met people who he would be friends with like Jason, Astro, Diego, and others but especially Diego as they hanged out all the time. He contributed in mega rants like the Surfs Up one, Ice Age one, and his own individual rant which rants on the Trolls which is his LEAST FAVORITE MOVIE OF ALL TIME and his dynamite gal Tangy would help him on lines so he wouldn't forget or have a speech problem mid-way through and he then fought the Three Omni Kings which Sandwich fucking despises and threatens to kill them if they continue making fun of his group but they would eventually have stopped but Sandwhich was starving for drama and wanted MORE so when a 15 year old hates them, Astro Boy came up the idea to make a video which Diego, JurassicVerse64, and Sandwich himself helped on to make people know this USER™ and bully her but then everyone would make fun of it as they were forced to delete the video as everyone who was involved got kicked out besides JurassicVerse64 for no fucking reason.

He and Diego Marcoson would have a tighter bond as both joined the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety but still has the same USERISM to them but he would also be involved in [[The USERS™ Saga]] on Diego's side and beated up many NPC's but it was a tie unfortunately but later he would still make AWESOME and COOL rants with Dan.

== Trivia ==

* SandwichFucker34 was only created to be a joke on r/SuperOrigamiKingdom but now has his own page finally.
* He's a parody of all those serious ranters who have 50/50 chance of turning out to be a lolcow.
* He LOVES PlayStation SOOOOO MUCH LIKE CAN YOU TELL IT?
* His favorite song is [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I37l6C7UB5w Nope your too late i already died] by Wifiskeleton.
* His favorite color is Green if it isn't obvious.
* His Scars is only to make him seem edgy and no one has ever gave him real scars.
* He loves to steal and hoarde things just like Bonnie.
* His Dynamite Gal, Tangy, once again is super fucking hot and they had a very secret wedding together.
* He despises Heckbox.
* He's also a parody on those bad reskinned Sonic OC's.

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Peablaze

2026-10-07T17:46:31Z

Ninespit:

<div style="background: linear-gradient(360deg, #808000, #014426); color: white; outline: 5px solid #5c5c5c; padding: 10px; border-radius: 10px 10px;"><blockquote>"Want a better one" - Peablaze saying four words and had twitter users drooling over her</blockquote>[[File:Peablaze by mrjesu5 dms17kt-414w.jpg|right|frameless|373x373px]]<blockquote>"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE MUSCLE MOMMY STUFF ISN'T YOUR TYPE. UGH FUCK YOU CUMSHOOTER!"</blockquote>Peablaze is a Alt Dom Muscle Mommy who goes around to random Peashooters, as she wants to try to date them when they're at their lowest. In reality, she wants their money and ditches them, yeah she wants to find a unique Peashooter to actually settle down with and not steal their money but all of what she encountered are just straight up NPC NOMRIES! Oh and you could see her at your local mall at a Spencers, buying all the shit she can wear with all the stolen money and the stuff at the naughty section in the back mmmmm.

Similar to [[Malfoid]], she was another twitter gooner meme but like she got so many fucking porn because everyone wants to fuck the plant. Speaking of Malfoid, they are in fact best buddies 4evuh! Peablaze being the calm bitch while Malfoid being the tsundere bitch, they should like lowk kiss eachother or something.

Peablaze has Gooner Magic, one of only 3 PVZ plants to do so as she stolen all of the other PVZ Bitches gooner magic with the only ones sexy enough to remain their gooner magic intact being Solar Flare and to a lesser extent Green Shadow. She faced off [[Pinja Norn]] but got beaten up badly. She also faced off [[Big Dick Randy]] and lost only this time she got her futa club dismembered in the process, then in the most embarrassing way lost to [[Victor]]. She was ready to give up her Gooner Magic until the [https://www.tiktok.com/@danksonicfan/video/7692591606230240525 guy from Chimptopia] said the "''Hello! my baby, Hello! my Honey, Hello! my ragtime gal!"'' so that made her get back into her gooner magic and actually use her fire abilities like its in her name afterall like she should use it more or something.

She's a true freak of nature, however she used to be a regular NPC Peashooter foid, luckily she discovered one of the Freaky Rituals and renacted them to become the freak she is today, as she's like really fucking hot and had a futa dick that looks exactly like a selectively bred aubergine, only veinier. MMMMMMMMMMM!

Peablaze

2026-10-07T17:45:09Z

Ninespit:

<div style="background: linear-gradient(360deg, #808000, #014426); color: white; outline: 5px solid #5c5c5c; padding: 10px; border-radius: 10px 10px;"><blockquote>"Want a better one" - Peablaze saying four words and had twitter users drooling over her</blockquote>[[File:Peablaze by mrjesu5 dms17kt-414w.jpg|right|frameless|373x373px]]<blockquote>"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE MUSCLE MOMMY STUFF ISN'T YOUR TYPE. UGH FUCK YOU CUMSHOOTER!"</blockquote>Peablaze is a Alt Dom Muscle Mommy who goes around to random Peashooters, as she wants to try to date them when they're at their lowest. In reality, she wants their money and ditches them, yeah she wants to find a unique Peashooter to actually settle down with and not steal their money but all of what she encountered are just straight up NPC NOMRIES! Oh and you could see her at your local mall at a Spencers, buying all the shit she can wear with all the stolen money and the stuff at the naughty section in the back mmmmm.

Similar to [[Malfoid]], she was another twitter gooner meme but like she got so many fucking porn because everyone wants to fuck the plant. Speaking of Malfoid, they are in fact best buddies 4evuh! Peablaze being the calm bitch while Malfoid being the tsundere bitch, they should like lowk kiss eachother or something.

Peablaze has Gooner Magic, one of only 3 PVZ plants to do so as she stolen all of the other PVZ Bitches gooner magic with the only ones sexy enough to remain their gooner magic intact being Solar Flare and to a lesser extent Green Shadow. She faced off [[Pinja Norn]] but got beaten up badly. She also faced off [[Big Dick Randy]] and lost only this time she got her futa club dismembered in the process, then in the most embarrassing way lost to [[Victor]]. She was ready to give up her Gooner Magic until the [https://www.tiktok.com/@danksonicfan/video/7692591606230240525 guy from Chimptopia] said the "''Hello! my baby, Hello! my Honey, Hello! my ragtime gal!"'' so that made her get back into her gooner magic and actually use her fire abilities like its in her name afterall like she should use it more or something.

She's a true freak of nature as she used to be a regular NPC Peashooter foid but then she encountered the Freaky Rituals and became who she is today, as she's like really fucking hot and had a futa dick that looks exactly like a selectively bred aubergine, only veinier. MMMMMMMMMMM!

Peablaze

2026-10-07T17:44:28Z

Ninespit:

<div style="background: linear-gradient(360deg, #808000, #014426); color: white; outline: 5px solid #5c5c5c; padding: 10px; border-radius: 10px 10px;"><blockquote>"Want a better one" - Peablaze saying four words and had twitter users drooling over her</blockquote>[[File:Peablaze by mrjesu5 dms17kt-414w.jpg|right|frameless|373x373px]]<blockquote>"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE MUSCLE MOMMY STUFF ISN'T YOUR TYPE. UGH FUCK YOU CUMSHOOTER!"</blockquote>Peablaze is a Alt Dom Muscle Mommy who goes around to random Peashooters, as she wants to try to date them when they're at their lowest. In reality, she wants their money and ditches them, yeah she wants to find a unique Peashooter to actually settle down with and not steal their money but all of what she encountered are just straight up NPC NOMRIES! Oh and you could see her at your local mall at a Spencers, buying all the shit she can wear with all the stolen money and the stuff at the naughty section in the back mmmmm.

Similar to [[Malfoid]], she was another twitter gooner meme but like she got so many fucking porn because everyone wants to fuck the plant. Speaking of Malfoid, they are in fact best buddies 4evuh! Peablaze being the calm bitch while Malfoid being the tsundere bitch, they should like lowk kiss eachother or something.

Peablaze has Gooner Magic, one of only 3 PVZ plants to do so as she stolen all of the other PVZ Bitches gooner magic with the only ones sexy enough to remain their gooner magic intact being Solar Flare and to a lesser extent Green Shadow. She faced off [[Pinja Norn]] but got beaten up badly. She also faced off [[Big Dick Randy]] and lost only this time she got her futa club dismembered in the process, then in the most embarrassing way lost to [[Victor]]. She was ready to give up her Gooner Magic until the [https://www.tiktok.com/@danksonicfan/video/7692591606230240525 guy from Chimptopia] said the "''Hello! my baby, Hello! my Honey, Hello! my ragtime gal!"'' so that made her get back into her gooner magic and actually use her fire abilities like its in her name afterall like she should use it more or something.

She's a true freak as she used to be a regular NPC Peashooter foid but then she encountered the Freaky Rituals and became who she is today, as she's like really fucking hot and had a futa dick that looks exactly like a selectively bred aubergine, only veinier. MMMMMMMMMMM!

Malfoid

2026-10-04T10:25:03Z

Ninespit:

[[File:Maxresdefault part 8368374.jpg|thumb|455x455px|Malfoidcore]]
[[File:Malfoidcover.jpg|left|frameless|370x370px|Malfoid Supremacy ]]
'''Draculina Lucy Malfoid''' is yet another <s>lameass annoying gooner twitter meme that will die in the next two weeks just like Bowsette, Brazilian Hatsune Miku, etc.</s> 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 sexy bitch who ''mohgs'' all the chuds in [[𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 University]]. Everybody should consider her top tier waifu rn!! or suffer at [[Arby's]] for all eternity. btw i never watched Harry Potter or read the shitty manga but i still goon to this cunt.

I just wanna hear Malfoid moan while she brutally tortures [[Jax]] by shoving a whole corn up his ass.

She is the third in command of the We Like To Bully Jax group

Hermione Granger hates this bitch as she's more hotter than her.

She's better and more racist towards muggles than her male version.

PS: i jerk off to her 24/7
[[File:817.png|alt=typical malfoid|left|thumb|404x404px|typical malfoid]]
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Malfoid

2026-10-04T05:31:38Z

Ninespit:

[[File:Maxresdefault part 8368374.jpg|thumb|455x455px|Malfoidcore]]
[[File:Malfoidcover.jpg|left|frameless|370x370px|Malfoid Supremacy ]]
'''Draculina Lucy Malfoid''' is another <s>lameass annoying gooner twitter meme that will die in the next two weeks</s> 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 sexy bitch who ''mohgs'' all the chuds in [[𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 University]]. Everybody should consider her top tier waifu rn!! or suffer at [[Arby's]] for all eternity. btw i never watched Harry Potter or read the shitty manga but i still goon to this cunt.

I just wanna hear Malfoid moan while she brutally tortures [[Jax]] by shoving a whole corn up his ass.

She is the third in command of the We Like To Bully Jax group

Hermione Granger hates this bitch as she's more hotter than her.

She's better than her male version.

PS: i jerk off to her 24/7
[[File:817.png|alt=typical malfoid|left|thumb|404x404px|typical malfoid]]
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Denmark V2

2026-10-02T17:02:21Z

Ninespit:

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= '''Denmark V2''' =
[[File:DenmarkV2.png|thumb|360x360px|"Sweden is dumb oll korrect yes"
----'''Leader(s):'''Dronning margrethe 2: margrethes revenge,Frederich Funklebears,Mette Mink Robo 3000
----'''Members:'''Uh also look below and some civilians

and Lego HQ]]

====== "Sweden is dumb ok yes" ======
'''Denmark V2''' is the V2 of '''Renmark''' ''(they changed the name cus they could)'' the '''REAL''' leader is Dronning margrethe 2: margrethes revenge The other leader that is the 2nd highest ranking: New Statsminister: Frederich Funklebears(Frederick Finklebear's son) and the 3rd highest ranking: Statsminister: Mette Mink Robo 3000 and Denmark V2 was found by Frederick Finklebear in 2027 (dont know how) there a small nation in the middle of nowhere no one attacks it cause it hass lego bricks at its border but they cant get out now but people do hate them cause they banned gooning, jorking, and fingering also there super christian and get offended easily

DenmarkV2 was believed to have sent financial support to the Frenk Freaky States during the French Freaky civil war
=== Attacks In Denmark V2: ===

* Monobank 2: Deaths:3 Goons: 1 Gooning Material:Alexei Tarasov's only fans gun:M0Å1

* The 2011 Gooning: Deaths:2 (2 cops) goons: 1 Gooning Material: gardevoir with an Massive Ding-A-Ling

ok uh

= Members =

=== '''THIS SHIT IS WIP (FOREVER)''' ===
= See Also & External Links =
*[https://neoblooddebt.miraheze.org/wiki/DenmarkV2 '''DenmarkV2''']
*[[That Dane]]

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2026-10-01T19:46:16Z

Ninespit:

The Slop Stomper

2026-09-30T17:24:03Z

Ninespit:

[[File:Oh my fuck!.mp4|thumb|475x475px|A rare video of the creature.|center]]The mythical and infamous '''Slop Stompers''' are 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 foot tall quettafauna made of pure dark matter (oooh, spooky). They are best known for crushing anything they walk on like little fucking bugs. They are very 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 and can completely squash macro falco with one of their bird toes. [[The Dark lord|The Dark Lord]] mistook its legs for the Trees of Valinor, when attacking them, only to causing the beast to walk off elsewhere and causing the calamity and change of Middle Earth's global geography, squashing of the island of Númenor and sinking it to the bottom of the ocean until the day Middle Earth succumbs to the heat death of the universe.
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2026-09-27T06:03:33Z

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I. M. Meen

2026-09-27T05:59:09Z

Ninespit:

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|race = Vampire
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*The Foot Fetish Community
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*You
*[[Project Touhou|Reimu]]
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<blockquote>{{Quote|Lost? Frightened? Confused? GOOD!!! AHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!|I.M. Meen after beating up a small child named [[Umbrella]] or something.}}</blockquote>

==Background and Description: ==
I. M. Meen was a librarian of Ram Ranch and also was once the most powerful magician in not just in Mexico, but even in the entire world. However after 1000 years that title was taken by [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris Chan,]] Harry Pothead and finally some kid from a library who escaped from his Toon World Tome. Since then he had a strong hatred and fear for children and especially child prodigies. Wanting to reclaim the title, he beat the shit out of self proclaimed witches on Tik Tok, until he came across a hex maniac Pokémon trainer, where she puts a curse on him that prevents him from feeding off the living to remain youthful.

Desperate he later partnered up with [[Kyle]] and [[The N.E.R.D.S]] despite them being bookworms, but they are not goody two shoes, so they're cool on his book. He joined can kill children who could outsmart him, but left almost immediately, when he tricked Kyle into eating shit for a prank.

Personality wise. I. M. Meen acts like Kyle if he was less angsty, He believes he's the most powerful magician in the world. He hates [[Annie]] the Star Child, jealous of her Masters Degree in English at a young age compared to him where his literacy skills can be compared to the people who write in this wiki, riddled with spelling and grammatical errors. His favorite hobby is killing stray cats and writing German fairy tales to give children an irrational fear over the most basic of things, making him more sadist and vampiric than even [[Eliza]].

He is shown to never let things go, since he never quits being an anime villain and YouTube Poop material, even to this day.

==Powers and Appearance:==
He may look old and grey haired, but he also appears to be as flexible and wavy as your average cartoon character, capable of athleticism impossible for a man that looks to be his age. This could be thanks to magic, but Jimmy once pointed out that it may be cocaine that gives him his manic energy and exaggerated ADHD behavior.

He wears a long blue blazer and underneath; a red shirt, beige pants that sag with one sleeve having a shoe holding straightener, with other sleeve not. He has long disgusting fingernails and a pirate ear-ring on his left ear. Overall it gives him the appearance of looking like a hobo who tries to dress smart.

[[File:Meen-immeen.gif|right|thumb]]

As far as his magical abilities are evidenced, he has the power to:

*Suck suckers into Toon World
*Teleport in a myriad of ways
* Use Ninjago that makes him look like a wizard's hat
* Shooting lightning
*Spark flames from the snap of his fingers
*Enlarge one's penis
*Actually change the sex of person
*Stomping so hard, everything around him cracks, topples and crumbles
*Summon demons without using a COMP
*Invent new Yo Mama jokes
*Snort crack better than you, this isn't even a skill where he uses magic, he's just that good at it
*Make some poor sod stuck in a perpetual stutter loop
*Turning people into a chipmunk
*Blast his ass at 244 decibels
*Cure erectile dysfunction

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File:Funni meen.jpg|Him getting sloppy toppy from Rangda
File:RangdaSMT2.webp|Rangda
File:Clipboard.jpg|Meen after suffering from a stroke
File:Meen Girls.png|Jesus fucking Christ
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Pteracuda's Narcoterrorist Monster Cartel

2026-09-23T11:18:57Z

Ninespit:

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'''Pteracuda's Narcoterrorist Monster Cartel''', abbreviated as PNMC for short (also known as TEMU Monsters) is a criminal drug cartel and one of the many 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 chaos legions in the [[Omniverse]] dubbed a "fury of 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 chaos" (they smuggle drugs) founded by [[Pteracuda]]. They are one of the gangsta organizations working for the [[⛧ Vermilion Army ⛧|main antagonistic factions of the Fanboy & Chum Chum franchise]]. PNMC exists to destabilize reality through narcotics-driven chaos, feeding higher chaos legions by collapsing social order and transforming suffering into a self-sustaining weapon. The Weed Miser totally rules and owns the scientists that created both heads as the gangstas at M.A.D.B.R.O.W.N.I.E., but however the dinosaurs revolted against their dinosaur obsessed madman one of which being Jack Horner, who created them to serve the chaos gods, however tearing down Jack Horner was just a test to train them for their real master [[Wizeman The Wicked]] also known as Nightmare who was also overthrown. Now acting on pure instinct and focused on murdering their prey against whose who run the Good Society, they act as savages that hate everything in their path. They are frenemies of other organizations such as the [[卐 Le fr*cking E🅿️IKØ Gaymürs A.K.A. The π Male L.O.S.E.R.S. 卍 ⚠️ No Normies Allowed ⚠️|L.O.S.E.R.S]] considering them parasites feeding off chaos without contributing to entropy. They are the archenemies of [[Hero]] and the [[Science Special Search Party]], the group is mostly comprised of stupid obscure fictional characters most of are from monster films review bombed by movie critics and are mostly a team of monsters found within the warp working with the other chaos legions. They are often seeking to overthrow the heroes led by [[Gomora]] and his allies at [[Yonggary island]] using their narcoterrorists. The [[Agency Against the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society]] and their subgroups like to use captured and redeemed Kaiju monsters against the terrorists.
They can be found trafficking other evil hordes of demons called Teletubbies for various evil organizations and wiping out various institutions with Narco terror. [[Po]] the infamous leader of the Teletubby mafia had been trafficked back out of the warp to continue Teletubby terror and can continue working with the dark Teletubby gods thanks to Pteracuda. [[Professor Poopypants]] once cloned Freaklin the Turtle's DNA after he got inflected with the Freakycooties to produce a SCP known as Modest Franklin who fights Narcoterrorists like this organization. Professor Poopypants would later end up running from the dinosaur hordes as he fought back. The current state of the organization seeks to recruit as many undetected background monsters before the L.O.S.E.R.S. get to them in order to drown them with background noise and terrorism. The NPC Alliance has this all figured out, with the information from the members they have finally traced the dinosaur lineage from his very own ducksona in hopes to take down the one and only dinosaur duck whose an eldritch monster that is over 50,000 ft tall and much more powerful than the cartel, fighting off them was a small part of the bigger picture. [[Howard the Duck]] is another gangsta descended from this dinosaur duck and creates gang violence slower than Pteracuda can.

==Background==
[[File:Stupidest Shit Imaginable.mp4|thumb|The only instance the cartel appear in the Fanboy & Chum Chum Video Game.]]
PNMC did not begin as a cartel originally, it started as an extension of Wizeman the Wicked's Nightmare Enterprises in the pre-timeskip era of Fanboy and Chum Chum Bible. Originating as a front company created by Nightmare to mass-produce, train, distribute, and remotely deploy monsters across realities without needing direct portals or invasions he set off completely turn his monster distribution center as a separate shell company for the League of Gangstas, once Wizeman the Wicked accepted shares from a big corporation called Blackrock Holdings LLC. The company relies on a variety of dishonest tactics. One apparent strategy is to single out wealthy, easily deceived individuals (such as Dedede or Kyle), drain them of as much money as possible, and then stage an attack to seize and destroy whatever remains.

This system allowed monsters, weapons, and even living beings to be transmitted as data, reconstructed at the destination point using immense energy. The process was costly, unstable, and extremely vulnerable to hacking. Over time, Pteracuda and his dinosaur cohorts seized control of this distribution network. What was once the monster distribution center for Nightmare Enterprises became the logistical backbone of PNMC’s narcoterror infrastructure. Nightmare would then refocus his company on other methods to terrorize the public while allowing Pteracuda to take ownership.

The public face of the old company, the N.M.E. Sales Guy, would be replaced with a dinosaur who now unwillingly serves as the new propaganda mouthpiece and black-market broker for PNMC operations.
==Product & Services==
[[File:Narcoshipspotted.png|right|300px|thumb|Shipments of Nacroterror spread by Eustace]]
Unlike Nightmare Enterprises who held a wide variety of services, all other parts have been shifted elsewhere to solely focus on Nacroterror and monster creation. The [[Ebola Rex]] is considered to be the strongest monster in the organization. Gadgetry, Entertainment, Snack Foods and other are produced by other organizations held by the Gangstas and their parent organization Blackrock.
[[File:FingerprintDino.png|left|200px]]
Monsters are PNMC’s primary instrument of narcoterror. They are not disguised, not softened, and not advertised as anything harmless. Their purpose is stated plainly: enter a populated space and make it unlivable. Each deployment is meant to shatter routine, spread fear, and collapse order across Galaxy Hills. The presence of a PNMC monster is itself the message.

All monsters are conditioned to escalate situations until containment fails. There are no defects, no kindness, and no exceptions. Anything that hesitates is reconditioned or destroyed. Many of these beings were always hostile, but never deranged and feral in rage. PNMC ensures they are.

===Contract Monsters===
Some assets remain physically unchanged but are forced into service through coercion, debt, and threat. They operate with full awareness and are used for infiltration, transport, and coordination inside civilized areas. Compliance is maintained through consequences severe enough that resistance is not attempted.

===Forced Transformations===
PNMC retains the capability to convert people, animals, and objects into monsters through invasive psychological and physical rewriting. Identity is removed. Obedience is installed. Reversal is technically possible but operationally irrelevant. Most subjects are never restored.

Breakdown of the conditioning near death is considered acceptable waste.

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===Services===
PNMC does not provide services. It conducts operations under functional labels to move freely through Galaxy Hills.
* Event involvement is used to map crowds and introduce chaos agents.
* Waste disposal conceals evidence of deployments and failed conversions.
* “Monster Management” incidents are live-field stress tests inside populated zones.
* Tourism corridors function as smuggling routes for narcotics and monsters.
* Catering and staffing grant access to secured locations.
* Art and media placements seed corrupted objects into schools, labs, and public buildings.
If PNMC is present, destabilization is already in progress.
 
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==Personnel==
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===Leading Figures===
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===Members===
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Obesaurus.jpg|[[Chill dragon|Ice dragon]]
Arachnus.png|[[Arachnus]]
Ebola.jpg|[[Ebola Rex]]
Draygon.jpg|[[Draygon]]
Amirealrender1.jpg|[[Amireal]]
Ghostyghost.png|[[Phantoon]]
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===Trafficking Victims===
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Po.jpg|[[Po]]
Andy Cutscene.png|[[Andy the apple]]
Soy eaters.jpg|[[Mymy]]
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Knight of Pentacles

2026-09-23T08:40:56Z

Ninespit:

[[File:Sir Gawaine.jpg|thumb|530x530px|Blight of Testicles, said the jack of diamonds]]{{Magic}}The Knight of Pentacles is one of the characters of minor arcana [[tarot]] cards. He loves money, minting money with pentagrams on it, and gender equality, so much so, many "manly" YouTubers like Nerdtronic and AndyPants Gaming blame him for making video game companies woke and satanic.

He may also be one of the reasons why so many white women are into astrology.

The term White Knight came from his white armour and his chivalry, to a fault, towards women. However one must admit he single-handedly lowered the frequency of sexual harassment cases in [[New Meridian]] by 4%.

[[File:Knight .jpg|thumb|530x530px|OG form.|left]]
==Powers and Abilities:==
'''"Summon The Elector Counts!"''' : He uses his pentacles as summoning rings to bring up the ghosts of his fellow deceased knights to gang up and trial his offenders.

'''Dragon Ballz''': He can create orange orbs with stars on them that, when given to some dragon, he'll grant any wish. Why? Idk find out urself.
==Relationships:==
===The Jack of Diamonds:===

Compared to The Jack of Diamonds, He is the exact opposite of him. He hated him so much that he called him a the Blight of Testicles.

==Fun Facts:==
*He hated the [[Jack of diamonds|Jack of Diamonds]] for being a womanizer. He called him a Jack-off-Dime-a-Dozen.
*He loves collecting coins

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Knight of Pentacles

2026-09-23T08:40:11Z

Ninespit:

[[File:Sir Gawaine.jpg|thumb|530x530px|Blight of Testicles, said the jack of diamonds]]{{Magic}}The Knight of Pentacles is one of the characters of minor arcana [[tarot]] cards. He loves money, minting money with pentagrams on it, and gender equality, so much so, many "manly" YouTubers like Nerdtronic and AndyPants Gaming blame him for making video game companies woke and satanic.

He may also be one of the reasons why so many white women are into astrology.

The term White Knight came from his white armour and his chivalry, to a fault, towards women. However one must admit he single-handedly lowered the frequency of sexual harassment cases in [[New Meridian]] by 4%.

[[File:Knight .jpg|thumb|530x530px|Blight of Testicles, said the jack of diamonds|left]]
==Powers and Abilities:==
'''"Summon The Elector Counts!"''' : He uses his pentacles as summoning rings to bring up the ghosts of his fellow deceased knights to gang up and trial his offenders.

'''Dragon Ballz''': He can create orange orbs with stars on them that, when given to some dragon, he'll grant any wish. Why? Idk find out urself.
==Relationships:==
===The Jack of Diamonds:===

Compared to The Jack of Diamonds, He is the exact opposite of him. He hated him so much that he called him a the Blight of Testicles.

==Fun Facts:==
*He hated the [[Jack of diamonds|Jack of Diamonds]] for being a womanizer. He called him a Jack-off-Dime-a-Dozen.
*He loves collecting coins

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2026-09-22T14:16:02Z

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2026-09-22T14:15:12Z

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2026-09-22T14:13:48Z

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Pteracuda's Narcoterrorist Monster Cartel

2026-09-20T11:37:46Z

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'''Pteracuda's Narcoterrorist Monster Cartel''', abbreviated as PNMC for short (also known as TEMU Monsters) is a criminal drug cartel and one of the many 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 chaos legions in the [[Omniverse]] dubbed a "fury of 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 chaos" (they smuggle drugs) founded by [[Pteracuda]]. They are one of the gangsta organizations working for the [[⛧ Vermilion Army ⛧|main antagonistic factions of the Fanboy & Chum Chum franchise]]. PNMC exists to destabilize reality through narcotics-driven chaos, feeding higher chaos legions by collapsing social order and transforming suffering into a self-sustaining weapon. The Weed Miser totally rules and owns the scientists that created both heads as the gangstas at M.A.D.B.R.O.W.N.I.E., but however the dinosaurs revolted against their dinosaur obsessed madman one of which being Jack Horner, who created them to serve the chaos gods, however tearing down Jack Horner was just a test to train them for their real master [[Wizeman The Wicked]] also known as Nightmare who was also overthrown. Now acting on pure instinct and focused on murdering their prey against whose who run the Good Society, they act as savages that hate everything in their path. They are frenemies of other organizations such as the [[卐 Le fr*cking E🅿️IKØ Gaymürs A.K.A. The π Male L.O.S.E.R.S. 卍 ⚠️ No Normies Allowed ⚠️|L.O.S.E.R.S]] considering them parasites feeding off chaos without contributing to entropy. They are the archenemies of [[Hero]] and the [[Science Special Search Party]], the group is mostly comprised of stupid obscure fictional characters most of are from monster films review bombed by movie critics and are mostly a team of monsters found within the warp working with the other chaos legions. They are often seeking to overthrow the heroes led by [[Gomora]] and his allies at [[Yonggary island]] using their narcoterrorists. The [[Agency Against the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society]] and their subgroups like to use captured and redeemed Kaiju monsters against the terrorists.
They can be found trafficking other evil hordes of demons called Teletubbies for various evil organizations and wiping out various institutions with Narco terror. [[Po]] the infamous leader of the Teletubby mafia had been trafficked back out of the warp to continue Teletubby terror and can continue working with the dark Teletubby gods thanks to Pteracuda. [[Professor Poopypants]] once cloned Freaklin the Turtle's DNA after he got inflected with the Freakycooties to produce a SCP known as Modest Franklin who fights Narcoterrorists like this organization. Professor Poopypants would later end up running from the dinosaur hordes as he fought back. The current state of the organization seeks to recruit as many undetected background monsters before the L.O.S.E.R.S. get to them in order to drown them with background noise and terrorism. The NPC Alliance has this all figured out, with the information from the members they have finally traced the dinosaur lineage from his very own ducksona in hopes to take down the one and only dinosaur duck whose an eldritch monster that is over 50,000 ft tall and much more powerful than the cartel, fighting off them was a small part of the bigger picture. [[Howard the Duck]] is another gangsta descended from this dinosaur duck and creates gang violence slower than Pteracuda can.

==Background==
[[File:Stupidest Shit Imaginable.mp4|thumb|The only instance the cartel appear in the Fanboy & Chum Chum Video Game.]]
PNMC did not begin as a cartel originally, it started as an extension of Wizeman the Wicked's Nightmare Enterprises in the pre-timeskip era of Fanboy and Chum Chum Bible. Originating as a front company created by Nightmare to mass-produce, train, distribute, and remotely deploy monsters across realities without needing direct portals or invasions he set off completely turn his monster distribution center as a separate shell company for the League of Gangstas, once Wizeman the Wicked accepted shares from a big corporation called Blackrock Holdings LLC. The company relies on a variety of dishonest tactics. One apparent strategy is to single out wealthy, easily deceived individuals (such as Dedede or Kyle), drain them of as much money as possible, and then stage an attack to seize and destroy whatever remains.

This system allowed monsters, weapons, and even living beings to be transmitted as data, reconstructed at the destination point using immense energy. The process was costly, unstable, and extremely vulnerable to hacking. Over time, Pteracuda and his dinosaur cohorts seized control of this distribution network. What was once the monster distribution center for Nightmare Enterprises became the logistical backbone of PNMC’s narcoterror infrastructure. Nightmare would then refocus his company on other methods to terrorize the public while allowing Pteracuda to take ownership.

The public face of the old company, the N.M.E. Sales Guy, would be replaced with a dinosaur who now unwillingly serves as the new propaganda mouthpiece and black-market broker for PNMC operations.
==Product & Services==
[[File:Narcoshipspotted.png|right|300px|thumb|Shipments of Nacroterror spread by Eustace]]
Unlike Nightmare Enterprises who held a wide variety of services, all other parts have been shifted elsewhere to solely focus on Nacroterror and monster creation. The [[Ebola Rex]] is considered to be the strongest monster in the organization. Gadgetry, Entertainment, Snack Foods and other are produced by other organizations held by the Gangstas and their parent organization Blackrock.
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Monsters are PNMC’s primary instrument of narcoterror. They are not disguised, not softened, and not advertised as anything harmless. Their purpose is stated plainly: enter a populated space and make it unlivable. Each deployment is meant to shatter routine, spread fear, and collapse order across Galaxy Hills. The presence of a PNMC monster is itself the message.

All monsters are conditioned to escalate situations until containment fails. There are no defects, no kindness, and no exceptions. Anything that hesitates is reconditioned or destroyed. Many of these beings were always hostile, but never deranged and feral in rage. PNMC ensures they are.

===Contract Monsters===
Some assets remain physically unchanged but are forced into service through coercion, debt, and threat. They operate with full awareness and are used for infiltration, transport, and coordination inside civilized areas. Compliance is maintained through consequences severe enough that resistance is not attempted.

===Forced Transformations===
PNMC retains the capability to convert people, animals, and objects into monsters through invasive psychological and physical rewriting. Identity is removed. Obedience is installed. Reversal is technically possible but operationally irrelevant. Most subjects are never restored.

Breakdown of the conditioning near death is considered acceptable waste.

===Services===
PNMC does not provide services. It conducts operations under functional labels to move freely through Galaxy Hills.
* Event involvement is used to map crowds and introduce chaos agents.
* Waste disposal conceals evidence of deployments and failed conversions.
* “Monster Management” incidents are live-field stress tests inside populated zones.
* Tourism corridors function as smuggling routes for narcotics and monsters.
* Catering and staffing grant access to secured locations.
* Art and media placements seed corrupted objects into schools, labs, and public buildings.
If PNMC is present, destabilization is already in progress.
 
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Perkins Miller

2026-09-17T08:44:43Z

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}}{{quote|Heil Fandom|Perkins Miller}}'''Adolf Perkins Miller''' (アドルフ・パーキンス・ミラー, ''Adorufu Pākinsu Mirā'') is the son of Adolf Duckler and an accomplice of Jeffrey Epstein. He is a ruthless dictator and the (''former'') CEO of one of the worst websites of all time known as [https://www.fandom.com {{color|FBB703|'''FANDOM'''}}]. Perkins is known for ruling FANDOM with an ire fist, only caring about the money his wiki farm generates, as seen by all the aggressive, memory intensive and battery draining ads littered around, should you not install adblock (which you should.) He also allows only the worst and most unimportant wikis to be hosted on his site like the [[Pooh's Adventures Wiki|Pooh's Adventures wiki]], the [https://freakylogo.fandom.com/wiki/Scary_Logos_Wiki '''{{color|FBB703|Scary Logo wiki}}'''], the [https://spongebob-new-fanon.fandom.com '''{{color|FBB703|Crossover Time wiki}}'''], and many others; all made to be consoomed and farmed, rather than to inform or experiment.
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All the good wikis that intend to be an actual wiki have all abandoned FANDOM for fucking them over with the limited edit restrictions that allows Pooh's Adventures fans to pooh on their pages and the aforementioned lack of control the farm provides with FANDOM itself having a tendency to use the popular wikis to advertise their sponsors with false information, and overall FANDOM just doing crazy shit with warnings more brief than the length of my stubby pecker (and commonly, they just do shit even without a warning.) These are the multiple reasons why so many wikis have migrated over to other wiki farms or created their own [[Welcome to the Skullgirls Wiki Folks|independent one]].

One of the only good wikis on his website were the '''[https://theodore-tugboat-adventures.fandom.com/wiki/Brown_Nose_Pup {{color|FBB703|Theodore Tugboat Adventures wiki}}]''', the '''[https://web.archive.org/web/20240317011457/https://neo-scary-godmother.fandom.com/wiki/Neo_Scary_Godmother_Wiki {{color|FBB703|Neo Scary Godmother wiki}}]''', and the Gambian Holiday wiki. However, the Theodore Tugboat Adventures wiki had been abandoned since June 2024, the Gambian Holiday wiki had been killed by FANDOM itself, and now is now hosted on an '''[https://gambianholiday.nguh.org {{color|FBB703|independent domain}}]''', after [[User:Dung Eater|Dung Eater]] reposted a graphic version of the Jaiden Animations page of her receiving pedo shit onto the wiki just for da evulz (''Why FANDOM didn't just delete the page instead of the entire wiki which wasn't even freaky to begin with is beyond anyone's guess''), and finally, Neo Scary Godmother got nuked in spring of 2024 by his minions: [[Kimberton]], [[Captain Pingu]], and [[ShadeTheVulpix306]] because he was jealous and angry that such a wiki had remained as the only good parts of his website that couldn't die naturally. When the members of the Neo Scary Godmother wiki tried to revive the wiki, Perkins bribed one of the main admins named [https://neo-scarygodmother.fandom.com/wiki/User:Zaphr {{color|FBB703|'''Zaphr'''}}] to join the NPC Alliance and make the Neo Scary Godmother complete garbage so Zaphr could become the supreme dicktator and ruler of the aforementioned wiki. Afterwards, everyone else abandoned the wiki and it's been complete shit since late Summer of 2024.

Similar to Captain Pingu, Perkins Miller is also a closeted homosexual who likes getting pegged by [[Buck Cluck]].

Eventually in November of 2024, Perkins started hearing rumors that a new wiki known as the [[SpongeBob Fanon Wiki]] was actually making funny, original, unique, satirical, controversial, and interesting content that wasn't just slop and he was furious. This was done by using the power of 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴ism which Perkins had heard rumors before from other NPC higher-ups but he never knew it was this strong. Seeing how strong [[𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫|𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob's]] influence had become on the wiki and knowing how 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴ism was a symbol of anti-FANDOM establishment, he had to get rid of him and his followers quick. Perkins hired both his fanboys, LsMark49 and [[Spongefan511]] to censor any form of 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 articles. Unfortunately, after the many efforts of the REAL Donald J Trump trying to defend the wiki from NPC FANDOM propaganda and cast LsMark49 to the shadow realm, Perkins Miller was able to unblock LsMark49 and assassinated the REAL Donald J Trump for daring to be an admin on his website and go against his tyrannical rules.
===The Fanon Wikis' Judgment Month===
After 2025 began, Miller once again tried deleting the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki but unfortunately for him though, he was still too weak as 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob and Bart Simpson cast an anti-deletion shield onto the wiki. Miller was furious over how the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 were still active and unafraid of his power and decided enough was enough and vowed to purge any and ALL wikis from being too crude and offensive to him. He decided he needed to invest more in A.I. with the help of his allied NPC backers, Donald Trump and Elon Musk to govern and spy on all of his wikis but unfortunately due to how fucking costly and expansive A.I. is to run, he needed to delete many wikis that he actually liked to achieve his goals. So, he finally deleted the Pooh's Adventures wiki with a great pain in his heart. The Supernanny Fanon wiki was also killed in this cascade.

After gaining immense power from the countless data centers across United States, achieving his A.I. army, and getting tired of the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society's shit, Miller would hire elite SOAP bots to assassinate the great [[User:Ozzie T. Floridian|Oswald Floridian]] and Rfhreh. This would result in the immense war against Fandom SOAP members and the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 terrorists. Sometime later, the anti-deletion shield was unfortunately destroyed by Miller's many soldiers and sent his waifu, Sannse Cushway, to delete the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki for all eternity.

===Retirement, Whereabouts, and Legacy===
Perkins would retire in February of 2026 after the immense stress and trauma Perkins received after the countless wars he fought during the two years of being a CEO for a website. He would announce Jay Sullivan as his succesor and the new dictator of FANDOM. It is unknown what happened to Perkins afterwards and if he even is alive. As of now, his legacy continues on with Sullivan contionously blocking all of Ozzie's alt accounts whenever Oz makes a new one.

Many of the other fanon wikis that aren't popular survived under FANDOM's nose, but time will have each purged one by one someday...
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[[Category:Whites]]
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[[Category:Nerd haters]]
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[[Category:Ultimate Autism]]
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[[Category:People who find pickle rick funny]]
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Admins

2026-09-17T08:34:42Z

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Pelican Staffing Nigeria

2026-09-16T13:31:41Z

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i want head[[File:Ba008694347de1d096060aa35be6aefb.jpg|thumb|WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]Within Nigeria's poop console market, there operates an institution whose fundamental purpose elevates above the ordinary understeeeeding of staffing and stuffing. Pelican Stuffing Nigeria sits quietly at the intersection of pelican potential and corporate gay sex.

The company's headquarters, strategically positioned in Lagos [[File:LI1Brickster.png|frameless|21x21px|link=]] Island, functions as the base for a service that spreads its expertise across the Nigerian landscape. Yet, to characterize this piece of shit as merely a hitman agency would be akin to labeling a gay luigi as a gay luigi.

With meeefefsfeefeeffeeeeeeeeffffefeeffeeeeefeeticulous observation, one uncovers the intricate methodology that distinguishes Pelican Stuffing Nigeria from the competition. They have perfected what they call as a "systematic process" – a expression that hardly captures the meticulous consideration that underlies each recruitment assignment.

The recruitment specialists at Pelican move with the deliberate precision of expert practitioners. They search databases not merely to find names but to discover stories. The conversations during the screening process unfold with the unhurried yet purposeful rhythm of experts who recognize that the perfect placement goes beyond mere skill alignment.

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When examining Pelican Stuffing Nigeria in operation, one notices a remarkable integration between their recruiters and client teams. This synchronization creates a comprehensive solution that removes the typical challenges linked to recruitment processes.

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Pelican Staffing Nigeria

2026-09-16T13:29:21Z

Ninespit:

i want head[[File:Ba008694347de1d096060aa35be6aefb.jpg|thumb|WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]Within Nigeria's poop console market, there operates an institution whose fundamental purpose elevates above the ordinary understeeeeding of staffing and stuffing. Pelican Stuffing Nigeria sits quietly at the intersection of pelican potential and corporate gay sex.

The company's headquarters, strategically positioned in Lagos [[File:LI1Brickster.png|frameless|21x21px|link=]] Island, functions as the base for a service that spreads its expertise across the Nigerian landscape. Yet, to characterize this piece of shit as merely a hitman agency would be akin to labeling a gay luigi as a gay luigi.

With meticulous observation, one uncovers the intricate methodology that distinguishes Pelican Stuffing Nigeria from the competition. They have perfected what they call as a "systematic process" – a expression that hardly captures the meticulous consideration that underlies each recruitment assignment.

The recruitment specialists at Pelican move with the deliberate precision of expert practitioners. They search databases not merely to find names but to discover stories. The conversations during the screening process unfold with the unhurried yet purposeful rhythm of experts who recognize that the perfect placement goes beyond mere skill alignment.

In a modest office, professionals with focused expressions work methodically through the nuances of matching human potential with organizational need. Their offerings cover an impressive range – from direct permanent placement to more specialized offerings like diaspora talent acquisition.

The distinguishing characteristic of this organization is their capacity to customize their services to specific organizational requirements. Whether assisting a mid-sized enterprise, a public institution, the company utilizes a flexible business methodology that scales to fulfill particular needs.

Their declared objective – "To help you save valuable time, focus on your core objectives" – appears notably uncomplicated. Yet within these few words lies a thorough grasp of what employers genuinely need. In today's competitive landscape, the impact of an inappropriate placement goes significantly past financial implications.

The outlook that shapes their business approach acknowledges this reality – "We help you mitigate these risks of a bad hire." Behind this statement stands extensive expertise in the intricacies of human capital development.

When examining Pelican Stuffing Nigeria in operation, one notices a remarkable integration between their recruiters and client teams. This synchronization creates a comprehensive solution that removes the typical challenges linked to recruitment processes.

Complementing their placement services, the organization extends its expertise in workforce development and management. This aspect of their service portfolio illustrates a complete appreciation of the talent management continuum.

In a uniquely useless service, the company delivers targeted cyberbullying and raidings in reddit.com – a niche but crucial field that emphasizes their dedication to retardation.

To observe Gay Luigi is to see the manifestation of an approach that values both spaghetti and the enclosed instruction book – attributes that define authentically outstanding companies in any industry, but particularly in the intricate realm of human capital development.
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Pelican Staffing Nigeria

2026-09-16T13:29:02Z

Ninespit:

i want head[[File:Ba008694347de1d096060aa35be6aefb.jpg|thumb|WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]Within Nigeria's poop console market, there operates an institution whose fundamental purpose elevates above the ordinary understeeeeding of staffing and stuffing. Pelican Stuffing Nigeria sits quietly at the intersection of pelican potential and corporate gay sex.

The company's headquarters, strategically positioned in Lagos [[File:LI1Brickster.png|frameless|21x21px|link=]] Island, functions as the base for a service that spreads its expertise across the Nigerian landscape. Yet, to characterize this piece of shit as merely a hitman agency would be akin to labeling a gay luigi as a gay luigi.

With meticulous observation, one uncovers the intricate methodology that distinguishes Pelican Stuffing Nigeria from the competition. They have perfected what they call as a "systematic process" – a expression that hardly captures the meticulous consideration that underlies each recruitment assignment.

The recruitment specialists at Pelican move with the deliberate precision of expert practitioners. They search databases not merely to find names but to discover stories. The conversations during the screening process unfold with the unhurried yet purposeful rhythm of experts who recognize that the perfect placement goes beyond mere skill alignment.

In a modest office, professionals with focused expressions work methodically through the nuances of matching human potential with organizational need. Their offerings cover an impressive range – from direct permanent placement to more specialized offerings like diaspora talent acquisition.

The distinguishing characteristic of this organization is their capacity to customize their services to specific organizational requirements. Whether assisting a mid-sized enterprise, a public institution, the company utilizes a flexible business methodology that scales to fulfill particular needs.

Their declared objective – "To help you save valuable time, focus on your core objectives" – appears notably uncomplicated. Yet within these few words lies a thorough grasp of what employers genuinely need. In today's competitive landscape, the impact of an inappropriate placement goes significantly past financial implications.

The outlook that shapes their business approach acknowledges this reality – "We help you mitigate these risks of a bad hire." Behind this statement stands extensive expertise in the intricacies of human capital development.

When examining Pelican Stuffing Nigeria in operation, one notices a remarkable integration between their recruiters and client teams. This synchronization creates a comprehensive solution that removes the typical challenges linked to recruitment processes.

Complementing their placement services, the organization extends its expertise in workforce development and management. This aspect of their service portfolio illustrates a complete appreciation of the talent management continuum.

In a uniquely useless service, the company delivers targeted cyberbullying and raiding in reddit.com – a niche but crucial field that emphasizes their dedication to retardation.

To observe Gay Luigi is to see the manifestation of an approach that values both spaghetti and the enclosed instruction book – attributes that define authentically outstanding companies in any industry, but particularly in the intricate realm of human capital development.
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The Skullgirls Wiki:About

2026-09-16T13:25:04Z

Ninespit:

__NOTOC__
__NOEDITSECTION__===''<big>{{color|Black|About}}</big>''===
:''See Also: [[General disclaimer|{{color|FAB700|Da Rulez}}]]''
This wiki is both called '''Fanboy & Chum Chum Bible''' and the '''Skullgirlz Wiki'''. The Fanboy & Chum Chum Bible title is used for the comedic side of the wiki, while Skullgirlz is used for the URL and to troll people, like making them believe it is a legit wiki at first lol. Also yeah, the wiki looks like ass, but its Fanboy and Chum Chum inspired, and we don't have the skills to make something like that look prettier than Betty Boop.

To read da rulez, click '''[[General disclaimer|here]]''' bitch.
===''<big>{{color|Black|How to Edit and Contribute?}}</big>''===
Originally, anyone was able to edit to their hearts desire. Sadly, the Nigerian bots came and spammed this wiki which resulted in the domain being over flooded with scam link articles and leaving so much traffic to the point the wiki ended up Error 503ing. In order to stop bot spamming, the wiki introduced a verification system. In other words, the only way to edit on this wiki is be verified by an admin.

Verification tutorial:
#First you need to create an account.
#Join the wiki's discord server via the link on the left side of this wiki to notify us that you're an actual human and not a bot. Ooooorrrr if you're a lazy fuck, we may just verify you anyways if your account doesn't come across as suspicious.
#That's it.
===''<big>{{color|Black|TOTALLY TRUE History}}</big>''===
The wonderful conception of this truly remarkable wiki started long, long, long ago when some USERS™ in 2016 known as [https://www.deviantart.com/tommydickles {{color|FAB700|'''TommyDickles'''}}] and '''[https://neo-scarygodmother.fandom.com/wiki/OTFree {{color|FAB700|OTFree}}]''' were up to no good. Although at first, they heroically cleaned up the original Scary Godmother wiki, weeding out any "bad" pages which led to them being granted the title of admins on the wiki, they then though, proceeded to change the once cleaned wiki into a cauldron of humor and shitposts. During this time, the two would add their other friends as admins such as '''[https://neo-scarygodmother.fandom.com/wiki/Denly1990 {{color|FAB700|Denly1990}}]''', [https://neo-scarygodmother.fandom.com/wiki/Farley_Sweet '''{{color|FAB700|Farley Sweet}}'''], and '''[https://neo-scarygodmother.fandom.com/wiki/Spilled_Ketchup {{color|FAB700|Spilled Ketchup}}]'''. The most popular pages which helped gain attraction were the [https://web.archive.org/web/20230926165038/https://neo-scary-godmother.fandom.com/wiki/Jimmy_Brando '''{{color|FAB700|Jimmy Brando}}'''] and '''{{color|FAB700|Gangsta SpongeBob}}''' pages. They were mentioned on a few YouTubers podcasts such as renowned losers and retards: '''[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCN3Jj2sU9LNFQplsjsdxdrw {{color|FAB700|RebelTaxi}}]''' and '''[https://www.youtube.com/@Saltydkdan {{color|FAB700|Saltydkdan}}]'''. As a whole, from 2014-2018, the wiki was held on the official Scary Godmother FANDOM wiki but after a few reports by fellow NPCs, it was moved to the Neo Scary Godmother FANDOM domain with the help of FANDOM Staff. Basically, two wikis were made with one having actual true information regarding the franchise while the "neo" wiki was where all the shitpost pages were exported to.

In 2023, a fellow YouTuber made a certain video discussing the existence of the wiki which led to many new autists stumbling upon the wiki. During this era, many people joined during Halloween to shitpost and make even more banger pages. One of the many new fellow Neo Scary Godmother editors during this era was a certain supervillain known as the Loathsome Dung Eater who made a bunch of sick ass banger ass inappropriate and offensive pages which offended [[Perkins Miller|{{color|FAB700|Perkins Miller}}]] (''at the time'' C.E.O. of FANDOM) so much that he instantly deleted the wiki. Either that, or some fat fuck by the name of [[ShadeTheVulpix306|{{color|FAB700|ShadeTheVulpix306}}]] got offended because some other editor on the wiki made a short troll page about him which led to Shade to mega-triple-ULTRA report the wiki with 9,999,999,999 bots. No matter the reason, the point is that due to more editors and the wiki's rise of popularity, the wiki was ultimately shut down for being too awesome A.K.A. non-advertiser friendly.

On May 9th of 2024, the wiki was exported into the Neo Scary Godmother website. A friend of the original owners created a MediaWiki on their own URL, where the wiki was restored 🥳 (YAY!) ... However! Only one month shortly after the website's creation, the wiki was deleted again because [[wikipedia:Jill_Thompson|'''{{color|FAB700|Jill Thompson}}''']], the actual real life creator of the Scary Godmother franchise, didn't like the wiki or some shit and probably didn't want her poorly excuse of a self-insert to be made fun of online; not sure how it actually happened exactly lol. The website's domain was sold for $30,000, and the money was split among the original wiki admins. This caused a minor fight among the old admins and some random autistic terminally online kid known as '''[[User:Monsturd1954|{{color|FAB700|Deinonychus}}]]''' who started sperging out in the Discord server at them (it was pretty funny ngl) After Deino's mom came into his room and told him to log off for that day, everyone else finally had the time to have a long discussion about what to do now with the domain being sold.

After a short and brief discussion, the old and new contributors agreed to split the wiki: the original pages went to the old contributors, and the new pages went to the new contributors. The old contributors had their own plans for the wiki pages, while the new ones decided to create a new wiki. We then had another discussion about the wiki's name. On one hand, we wanted to create a wiki that would trick people at first sight into believing it was legit, so "Skullgirlz," a reference to Skullgirls, was one option. But another good idea was "Fanboy & Chum Chum Bible" because that name is so goddamn garbage, just like the wiki itself. In the end, we decided to use the name "Skullgirlz" to trick people and "Fanboy & Chum Chum Bible" for everything else. Then, our saviour, ♥ ''[[User:Ninespit|{{color|white|Ninespit}}]]'' ♥, bought the Skullgirlz domain (thanks, sugar daddy), and this wiki was created. <3

Meanwhile, the old wiki contributors created a new Neo Scary Godmother wiki on FANDOM, but it was deleted shortly after. Currently, the wiki is on FANDOM still in a sisyphean flux of getting killed and revived between months by Dickles and the other half of the FANDOM staff. R.I.P. Bozos
===''<big>{{color|Black|Trivia}}</big>''===
*When the original Neo Scary Godmother wiki was deleted, a user whose name we forgot and Nacho created a new wiki on FANDOM called ''Neo Neo Scary Godmother'' and re-uploaded a few pages. Sadly, it was quickly found again by a staff member and instantly terminated; that bitch also blocked Nacho's FANDOM account!!
*There is a random scene on this wiki where a giant spaceship explosion occurs and Enrique says "holy rolie polie olie" while the explosion happens in slow-motion.
*There is a secret page on this wiki about Winston Churchill and Kaiser Wilhelm II having hot steamy gay sex. We won't link it here. It's more fun if you found it yourself >:)
*This wiki is ran by some guy from [[detroit]].
*𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
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Admins

2026-09-16T12:38:53Z

Ninespit:

==Wiki Gods==
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{{Admin
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God

2026-09-16T12:26:42Z

Ninespit:

'''''<big>"And when the people complained, it displeased the LORD: and the LORD heard it; and his anger was kindled; and the fire of the LORD burnt among them, and consumed them that were in the uttermost parts of the camp."</big>'''''
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<big>- Numbers 11:1</big>
{{Quote|[[File:God Speaks To Moses (Burning Bush) ｜ The Prince of Egypt (1998).mp3]]|God in ''The Prince of Egypt'' (1998)}}[[File:Screenshot_2024-08-20_013020.png|right|frameless|267x267px|God]]'''YHVH''', '''Yahweh, Allah,''' '''Jehovah''', '''Jah''', '''Adonai''', '''Elohim''', our '''LORD,''' the '''Creator,''' the '''"main man himself"''', the '''one true God''' is the [[wikipedia:Supreme_deity|{{color|F8B604|'''supreme'''}}]] and "[[wikipedia:Monotheism|{{color|F8B604|'''only'''}}]]" '''[[wikipedia:Deity|{{color|F8B604|deity}}]]''' and the overarching protagonist of the '''[[wikipedia:Abrahamic_religions|{{color|F8B604|Abrahamic trilogy}}]]'''. God is notable as he is the most renowned, loved, beloved, and followed individual of all time; having complete control of approx. 54.6%<ref>Wikipedia Contributors. “Major Religious Groups.” ''Wikipedia'', Wikimedia Foundation, 14 Mar. 2019, [[wikipedia:Major_religious_groups|'''{{color|F8B604|https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_religious_groups}}''']]. Accessed 15 Sept. 2026.</ref> of all humanity for two whole millenniums straight. Basically, he's old af and has the largest amount of fans worldwide. Although beloved by many, God is the dickhead of all time; showing hatred, spite, and malice towards nearly all life. He has his cosmic stomach churn towards anything fun, and has shown to have a fetish for rape, paedophilia, and incest. He is also a massive hypocrite, especially when his followers came up the Seven Deadly Sins when guiding their life.

God has claimed that he created EVERYTHING, but that has yet to be proven. What is known is that he created lots of things in the world, inspiring man to mathematics, sophisticated musical instruments, weapons of mass destruction, and the industrial age. God is a very jealous being, hating other entities, beings, and or individuals with more power or the potential to become more powerful than him as he is always finding ways to stop them. He shows his benevolent side to those who submit to him without question.

He is such a megalomaniac, his favorite past time is to constantly edit [[User:Monsturd1954|Monsturd's]] articles to make them less funny, and then protect them from editing, so that his autism would be sated. Anything he finds out of line, such as gay shit, he would always call to action from his followers to fight back the taint and censor it, labeling it part of the pagan woke agenda. If they get too out of hand, he would soon get directly involved with it. He would do everything in his power to suppress the power of other gods.

His favorite compound is sugar.

==Biography==
===<big>[[The Big Bang Theory|The Big Bang]]</big>===
One "day," God got so bored of living in the void with the [[Annoying Orange|Annoying Orange's]] literally and figuratively massive bullshit, that he decided to create the material world, and the concept of time. Right off the bat, this makes him more pathetic than the spooky ghost monsters from ''Death Note''.

===<big>Archean Eon</big>===
God created the angel Lucifer (as his satan) to help critique him and be his NO-man in his conquest for ultimate Godhood, so that he won't screw up over his own hubris. However, he became too egotistical and intolerant of Lucifer that he ''literally'' demonized him. Lucifer was the strongest, sexless birthed, son of God, who at one point, got tired of God's shit that he soon tried to rival him for his position of THE god, creating the war in heaven, but ultimately failed and was banished into the Shadow Realm. God still owes him the trip to Beetelgeuse to watch Beetlejuice.

God would also create homosexuality out of his emotional breakdown caused by his ex-wife filing for divorce. He quickly soon regretted the creation and would commanded his followers in the far future to also witch-hunt those who would practice that. It wouldn't be until the early 21st century that he finally owned up to his accident and stopped hating it.

===<big>The Abrahamic Trilogy</big>===
====<big>The Tanakh</big>====
Throughout the Old Testament A.K.A. the Hebrew Bible, any mention of worshiping other gods would make God's blood boil from pure anger. There are some hints to tell why he behaves like this. The evidence sums up that his behavior correlates with why Paramount (VIACOM) is the way it is. Both being the runts of the big boys in corporate major television media, and the pantheon of the greater human collective respectively. He is especially outmatched by various characters throughout the [[Omniverse]] like [[Nikocado Avocado|The Avogodo]], [[Coconut Fred]], [[Church of Waluigi|WAΓUIGI]], [[Fish Out of Water|The Fish Out of Water]], [[Bean Khan|<big>Bean Khan</big>]], [[𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫|<span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg,#280c05 0%,#281705 17%,Orange 100%); -webkit-background-clip:text;color: gold;font-family:Papyrus;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.18em transparent;text-align:center">The 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴]], [[Dotar Surk|<big>'''{{color|green|DӨƬΛЯ ƧЦЯK}}'''</big>]], [[%C2%AD|{{color|magenta|⠀}}]], etc. Rumors have that he could even be beaten by non-godly entities like [[Umbrella]], [[Ruthless Boy]], [[Big Nigga]], [[Travis.]], [[Shpak Romanov]], etc. in a fight.
[[File:The Dark Triad.png|alt=The Holy Trinity|thumb|197x197px|<center>'''{{color|black|The Holy Trinity}}'''</center>]]
====<big>The Bible</big>====
After the events of the old testament, he is shown to mellow down and be less of a dick, showing more of his caring side: taking joy in love and not only for violence + he finally says no to rape and incest; on the surface it seems, either out of pressure or because he finally learned empathy, though his glee for wars is still alive, so it is most likely the former. In truth though, his one and only goal is to have all sapient life love and worship him and kill everything that he hates and/or that hates him.

In <abbr>c.</abbr> 4 B.C., he found and met a 14 year old girl by the name of Mary and thought that she was cutest human he ever met which resulted in him impregnating her. This resulted in the creation of his first human son named Jesus. He wanted the 14 year old Mary for all eternity up in his safe space.

===<big>Anno Domini</big>===
Unfortunately for him, as most relationships go, they got into heated arguments and eventually broke up. Mary would end up becoming the first Skullgirl and Godmother after having an affair with Mr. Bean. God was so pissed he commanded his followers to hunt down anyone that may be a witch and burn them. Many of the witches who descend their teachings created the Nightmare Worlds and the Sides to seek refuge from God's wrath.

Luckily for him, he got to keep his son Jesus, who before the break up, helped to spread the new wave worship of God known as Christianity. It became a more successful movement campaign than Judaism. Spreading globally and dominating the entire world except for Eastern Asia. He also had inadvertently created Islam which he didn't mind.

At some point, God would create schizophrenia as a counterpart to [[Enrique|Enrique's]] autism and give it to many individuals in order to spread his worship even further and give him more power. Earlier before, Donkey Ollie was the first test subject that God gave schizophrenia to.

==Relationships==

=====Jesus Christ of Nazareth=====
Even though Jesus loves his mother and occasionally supports his mum, he is still on God's good side to this day and does his job of spreading fear of the one true god before his death.

=====Muhammad and Islam=====
Doesn't mind it. So long as they worship only him. As a matter of fact, he really found Muhammad as a swell guy and enjoys greatly watching his followers kill each other during the Holy Crusades and the current Middle Eastern crisis.

=====The Buddha=====
He hates him for having the only none Abrahamic religion to still be alive in great abundance on Earth. God will always make fun of his ear lobes and his weight/eating habits, affecting how he'd be depicted and confused with the Chinese monk Budai, but as an enlightened pacifist, The Buddah payed no attention to such mortal behaved slander.

=====[[Extra FreakyBob|Crazy SpongeBob]], [[Gangsta-Bob|GangstaBob]], & [[ChudBob SoyPants|ChudBob]]=====
One of the few sets of people he smiles upon. Especially for their lack of education (Except Chudbob, because he has more education than them, but he is favored instead for holding more rigid ultra conservative values, such as Sharia Law, and slavery.)

=====[[Scary Strict Teacher|Scary <s>Godmother</s> Strict Teacher]]=====
Unsurprisingly, he hates her too, as a descendant of his bitch ex-wife. Throwing storms and a thunderbolt or two at her on the few occasions that she travels to the normal/human/mortal world/realm.

=====[[Fanboy]] and [[Chum Chum]]=====
He hates them for being atheist super heroes. Has thrown shit at them to stop them, only to inadvertently make them forces of vigilante justice in New Meridian.

===<big>His Chosen Ones</big> (''Victims of Schizophrenia'')===

=====Donkey Ollie=====
The first test subject of God's for his new experiment know as schizophrenia. A once loved paladin of God's, similar to Chris-Chan, he would become too delusional for God's own good and would think of himself as the true god which God was angered by such thoughts. He now sees Donkey Ollie as a simple failed first experiment which he doesn't really mind since he always has more people he could use.

=====[[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris-Chan]]=====
The messiah he mourns and screams "TRAITOR!!" over the most, as he falsely envisioned him to be the pioneer to Christianize a million dimensions beyond his. But failed to realize that Chris would lose faith in God, in favour of the CPU Goddess; Emanuelle. Now he battles the bewitched Chris hoping to learn how to travel further dimensions to invade and purge the Sides.

=====[[Terry Davis|Terry A. Davis]]=====
God's favorite paladin. He was the man about to single-handedly bring about his millennial kingdom after the rapture. He was deeply hurt and vengeful towards Ruthless Boy and Mr. Bean after the two wasted him.

===<big>Vile Enemies and Blasphemous Entities</big>===

=====[[Boognish]]=====
His most hated child. Boognish has started a cult to overthrown him and God has become very pissed at him and more so when Boognish created ADHD, [[:File:Piss up a Rope.mp3|Ween]], and emos to combat God's strict grip on the world. God regrets creating this dude.

=====[[Coconut Fred]]=====
Fucking hates his guts. God Christianized [[Tak]] and the Chief of Pupununu as his agents to kill Coconut Fred.

=====[[Marlo]]=====
His second most hated peer. This conflict is the reason why 90% of people believe eating shit is bad for you. Marlo seeks to overthrow him for control over life and death.

====='''[[Enrique]]'''=====
His most <big>'''HATED'''</big> peer and the one he loathes the most. God is shown to be reviled when anyone mentions him. As the self-proclaimed "supreme personification of all blasphemy, degeneracy, and villainy," Enrique is the rivaling power who fucks up God's iron grip of law and order placed upon the world, with Enrique additionally [[:Category:Furries|giving the animal kingdom the power of free will, miscommunication, and the chances of birth defects]]. He became even <big>'''MORE'''</big> pissed when Enrique created Autism to combat the norm of reality.
==Gallery==
<gallery widths="400" heights="300">
File:El papi.webp|One of the most well-known and iconic depictions of God (which was ripped off from Zeus) found within the Bible fan artwork known as ''The Creation of Adam'' (Italian: ''Creazione di Adamo'') (c. 1512 A.D.) by '''[[wikipedia:Michelangelo|{{color|F8B604|Michelangelo di Lodovico Buonarroti Simoni}}]]'''.
</gallery>
==Trivia==
*Despite how critical this page is about him; he is surprisingly one of the least evil gods on this entire wiki.
*The only things he invented that are factually confirmed are angels, homosexuality, and chicken tikka.
*A USER™ from FANDOM wiki by the name of [[Captain Pingu]] got mad at this page for speaking Utter Oblivion% facts and tried to censor the page. Captain Pingu has expressed his hatred for porn, especially for BBCs, however this obsessive hate boner may indicate he is a closeted homo.
**He somehow has a weird obsession looking at articles containing gay porn, sus

==Additional Information and Notes==
===<big>Citations</big>===
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==External Links==
*[[File:🦾🥑.png|27px|link=https://www.evilbible.com]] [https://www.evilbible.com <span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg, #7E0000 30%, Red 70%); -webkit-background-clip:text !important; -webkit-text-fill-color:transparent;font-family:Arial Black;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.05em white;text-align:center">'''Main Page''' — ''EvilBible.com'']

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== Comments ==
Masterpiece
 -- [https://community.fandom.com/wiki/User:NutCrusher400 {{color|F8B604|'''NutCrusher400'''}}] ([https://community.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:NutCrusher400 {{color|F8B604|'''talk'''}}]) 04:81, 13 February 2024 (EDT)
 
I wonder if captain pingu is gonna destroy the article again after he woke up.
 -- [[User:Nacho-dipsauce14|Nacho-dipsauce14]] ([[User talk:Nacho-dipsauce14|talk]]) 12:46, 16 March 2024 (EDT)

:Edit: Knew it
:-- [[User:Nacho-dipsauce14|Nacho-dipsauce14]] ([[User talk:Nacho-dipsauce14|talk]]) 10:32, 17 March 2024 (EDT)

The Big Bang Theory

2026-09-16T12:19:58Z

Ninespit:

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|colspan="2"; style= "border-style: transparent; border-width: 5px; background:#b4cdf0"|<center>'''The Big Bang Theory'''</center>
|-
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<center>''Our whole '''universe''' was in a hot, dense state then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started- wait! The earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall (we built the pyramids)! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries that all started with the '''big bang'''! '''(BANG!!!)'''''</center>
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|align="left";|'''Date:'''
|Prehistory - 14 Billion BC
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|align="left";|'''Location:'''
|Who the fuck knows
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|align="left";|'''Result:'''
|The Big Bang
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|colspan="2"; style= "border-style: transparent; border-width: 5px; background:#b4cdf0"|<center>'''Belligerents'''</center>
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[[File:FMP Image mockup 1705822732304.png|frameless|link=https://youtu.be/QyjrZGiv-zg?si=ixbFIyHhTspMez5L|20px]]The Confederation of Funk Giants
 [[File:FMP Image mockup 1705822732304.png|frameless|link=https://youtu.be/QyjrZGiv-zg?si=ixbFIyHhTspMez5L|20px]]r/Gassers
 [[File:Nurgle Sym.webp|frameless|20px]]The Lingering Stench
 [[File:Amunki.png|frameless|20px]]Amongus
 [[File:Flag of Ethiopia.png|frameless|20px]] My Angry Ethiopian Friend
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[[File:Crinj ass chaos logo.webp|frameless|20px]]The Aryan Neko Arc Empire
 Horny Degenerate Weeaboos for Catgirls
 [[File:Slaanesh.webp|frameless|20px]]Pussy Hoggers
 [[File:Green_cat.jpg|frameless|20px]]The gnarp gnarp
 [[File:Amunki.png|frameless|20px]]Sussy Bakas
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[[File:FMP Image mockup 1705822732304.png|frameless|link=https://youtu.be/QyjrZGiv-zg?si=ixbFIyHhTspMez5L|20px]][[Incredible Gassy|The Incredible Gassy]]
 [[File:FMP Image mockup 1705822732304.png|frameless|link=https://youtu.be/QyjrZGiv-zg?si=ixbFIyHhTspMez5L|20px]][https://youtu.be/qngBXbs3Of0?si=IiNVyTlEJ5dl3HAn Mondu the Fat]
 [[File:FMP Image mockup 1705822732304.png|frameless|link=https://youtu.be/QyjrZGiv-zg?si=ixbFIyHhTspMez5L|20px]][[Nikocado Avocado|The Avogodo]]
 [[File:FMP Image mockup 1705822732304.png|frameless|link=https://youtu.be/QyjrZGiv-zg?si=ixbFIyHhTspMez5L|20px]][[Sgt. Braphog]]
 [[File:FMP Image mockup 1705822732304.png|frameless|link=https://youtu.be/QyjrZGiv-zg?si=ixbFIyHhTspMez5L|20px]][[Dr. Gastronomical IX|Sgt. Sheldon]]
 [[File:Nurgle Sym.webp|frameless|20px]]Gorlock The Destroyer
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[[File:Crinj ass chaos logo.webp|frameless|20px]]The Most Racist Neko Arc in the Universe
 [[File:Crinj ass chaos logo.webp|frameless|20px]]Sir Meowsalot
 [[File:Crinj ass chaos logo.webp|frameless|20px]]Lord Stamtish
 [[File:Crinj ass chaos logo.webp|frameless|20px]]Erai
 [[File:Slaanesh.webp|frameless|20px]]Highgourd
 [[File:FANDOM.png|frameless|20px]][[Perkins Miller]]
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1 nikocado
 [[Fat Asuka]]
 ~10 trillion little alien morsel slaves
 ~500 Units with the brap power, so powerful, it creates black holes
 ~24 billion space-crafts
 ~500 billion Gas Giants
 [[Terra]] and an est.5 billion horses like her
 Super AIDS carried by 12,500 stingray like creatures
 Ultra advance chemicals and diseases of warfare
 ~1 billion Indian tech supporters
 ~50 billion silo warheads
 ~5,000 weapons grade autists
 ~75 imposters
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Cringe
 ~5 billion femboys
 ~5.7 trillion neko arc
 ~1 billion super solider kitty drones
 ~50,000 weapons grade autists
 ~1 trillion space-crafts
 ~2 trillion horny degenerates
 A guide book to intergalactic species genocide
 Uncountable amount of shit memes
 Reality bender
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|colspan="2"; style="width:320px; font-size: 200%;" align="center"|'''EVERYTHING DIED!
THE END.'''
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The Big Bang Theory is a name given to one of possibly the earliest known series of wars in existence. Many scientists claim that it was so massive that it the cause the death of a universe prior to ours and gave birth to the current universe.

The only surviving recording of this massive war, comes from a slot machine, created by Stephan Hawkins, which inspired a separate TV show of the same name, but the only thing it shares, are Sergeant Sheldon, his friends' identities and his war cry: BAZINGA!!!

The war itself lasted for a long ass time, as information of the past universe is scarce, having only the testimonies of the Old God. Though it is believed it all started when the Neko Arc declared war on the Funk Giants by infesting and populating in their holy gas chambers, spreading cringe. Those bastards were typically blown away to something else that was eldtrich, suffocate to their gaseous forms or get "forked" on. Their home nebula had further retaliation, commencing the Battle of Sus. Named after fighting on planet owned the impostors among us who fought for both sides.

Long story short; only 7,000 or so entities survived that war, including The Incredible Gassy, Sgt. Sheldon and Braphog survive via time travel, and the immortal ones live out their days bullying H.B. Lovecraft and other weirdos who love cats as much as they love using the N-word.
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God

2026-09-16T12:15:06Z

Ninespit:

'''''<big>"And when the people complained, it displeased the LORD: and the LORD heard it; and his anger was kindled; and the fire of the LORD burnt among them, and consumed them that were in the uttermost parts of the camp."</big>'''''
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<big>- Numbers 11:1</big>
{{Quote|[[File:God Speaks To Moses (Burning Bush) ｜ The Prince of Egypt (1998).mp3]]|God in ''The Prince of Egypt'' (1998)}}[[File:Screenshot_2024-08-20_013020.png|right|frameless|267x267px|God]]'''YHVH''', '''Yahweh, Allah,''' '''Jehovah''', '''Jah''', '''Adonai''', '''Elohim''', our '''LORD,''' the '''Creator,''' the '''"main man himself"''', the '''one true God''' is the [[wikipedia:Supreme_deity|{{color|F8B604|'''supreme'''}}]] and "[[wikipedia:Monotheism|{{color|F8B604|'''only'''}}]]" '''[[wikipedia:Deity|{{color|F8B604|deity}}]]''' and the overarching protagonist of the '''[[wikipedia:Abrahamic_religions|{{color|F8B604|Abrahamic trilogy}}]]'''. God is notable as he is the most renowned, loved, beloved, and followed individual of all time; having complete control of approx. 54.6%<ref>Wikipedia Contributors. “Major Religious Groups.” ''Wikipedia'', Wikimedia Foundation, 14 Mar. 2019, [[wikipedia:Major_religious_groups|'''{{color|F8B604|https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_religious_groups}}''']]. Accessed 15 Sept. 2026.</ref> of all humanity for two whole millenniums straight. Basically, he's old af and has the largest amount of fans worldwide. Although beloved by many, God is the dickhead of all time; showing hatred, spite, and malice towards nearly all life. He has his cosmic stomach churn towards anything fun, and has shown to have a fetish for rape, paedophilia, and incest. He is also a massive hypocrite, especially when his followers came up the Seven Deadly Sins when guiding their life.

God has claimed that he created EVERYTHING, but that has yet to be proven. What is known is that he created lots of things in the world, inspiring man to mathematics, sophisticated musical instruments, weapons of mass destruction, and the industrial age. God is a very jealous being, hating other entities, beings, and or individuals with more power or the potential to become more powerful than him as he is always finding ways to stop them. He shows his benevolent side to those who submit to him without question.

He is such a megalomaniac, his favorite past time is to constantly edit [[User:Monsturd1954|Monsturd's]] articles to make them less funny, and then protect them from editing, so that his autism would be sated. Anything he finds out of line, such as gay shit, he would always call to action from his followers to fight back the taint and censor it, labeling it part of the pagan woke agenda. If they get too out of hand, he would soon get directly involved with it. He would do everything in his power to suppress the power of other gods.

His favorite compound is sugar.

==Biography==
===<big>[[The Big Bang Theory|The Big Bang]]</big>===
One "day," God got so bored of living in the void with the [[Annoying Orange|Annoying Orange's]] literally and figuratively massive bullshit, that he decided to create the material world, and the concept of time. Right off the bat, this makes him more pathetic than the spooky ghost monsters from ''Death Note''.

===<big>Archean Eon</big>===
God created the angel Lucifer to help critique him in his conquest of Godhood, so that he won't screw up over his own hubris. However, he became too egotistical and intolerant of Lucifer that he ''literally'' demonized him. Lucifer was the strongest, sexless birthed, son of God, who at one point, got tired of God's shit and so, tried to rival him for his position of power, creating the war in heaven, but ultimately failed and was banished into the Shadow Realm. God still owes him the trip to Beetelgeuse to watch Beetlejuice.

God would also create homosexuality out of his emotional breakdown caused by his ex-wife filing for divorce. He quickly soon regretted the creation and would commanded his followers in the far future to also witch-hunt those who would practice that. It wouldn't be until the early 21st century that he finally owned up to his accident and stopped hating it.

===<big>The Abrahamic Trilogy</big>===
====<big>The Tanakh</big>====
Throughout the Old Testament A.K.A. the Hebrew Bible, any mention of worshiping other gods would make God's blood boil from pure anger. There are some hints to tell why he behaves like this. The evidence sums up that his behavior correlates with why Paramount (VIACOM) is the way it is. Both being the runts of the big boys in corporate major television media, and the pantheon of the greater human collective respectively. He is especially outmatched by various characters throughout the [[Omniverse]] like [[Nikocado Avocado|The Avogodo]], [[Coconut Fred]], [[Church of Waluigi|WAΓUIGI]], [[Fish Out of Water|The Fish Out of Water]], [[Bean Khan|<big>Bean Khan</big>]], [[𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫|<span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg,#280c05 0%,#281705 17%,Orange 100%); -webkit-background-clip:text;color: gold;font-family:Papyrus;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.18em transparent;text-align:center">The 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴]], [[Dotar Surk|<big>'''{{color|green|DӨƬΛЯ ƧЦЯK}}'''</big>]], [[%C2%AD|{{color|magenta|⠀}}]], etc. Rumors have that he could even be beaten by non-godly entities like [[Umbrella]], [[Ruthless Boy]], [[Big Nigga]], [[Travis.]], [[Shpak Romanov]], etc. in a fight.
[[File:The Dark Triad.png|alt=The Holy Trinity|thumb|197x197px|<center>'''{{color|black|The Holy Trinity}}'''</center>]]
====<big>The Bible</big>====
After the events of the old testament, he is shown to mellow down and be less of a dick, showing more of his caring side: taking joy in love and not only for violence + he finally says no to rape and incest; on the surface it seems, either out of pressure or because he finally learned empathy, though his glee for wars is still alive, so it is most likely the former. In truth though, his one and only goal is to have all sapient life love and worship him and kill everything that he hates and/or that hates him.

In <abbr>c.</abbr> 4 B.C., he found and met a 14 year old girl by the name of Mary and thought that she was cutest human he ever met which resulted in him impregnating her. This resulted in the creation of his first human son named Jesus. He wanted the 14 year old Mary for all eternity up in his safe space.

===<big>Anno Domini</big>===
Unfortunately for him, as most relationships go, they got into heated arguments and eventually broke up. Mary would end up becoming the first Skullgirl and Godmother after having an affair with Mr. Bean. God was so pissed he commanded his followers to hunt down anyone that may be a witch and burn them. Many of the witches who descend their teachings created the Nightmare Worlds and the Sides to seek refuge from God's wrath.

Luckily for him, he got to keep his son Jesus, who before the break up, helped to spread the new wave worship of God known as Christianity. It became a more successful movement campaign than Judaism. Spreading globally and dominating the entire world except for Eastern Asia. He also had inadvertently created Islam which he didn't mind.

At some point, God would create schizophrenia as a counterpart to [[Enrique|Enrique's]] autism and give it to many individuals in order to spread his worship even further and give him more power. Earlier before, Donkey Ollie was the first test subject that God gave schizophrenia to.

==Relationships==

=====Jesus Christ of Nazareth=====
Even though Jesus loves his mother and occasionally supports his mum, he is still on God's good side to this day and does his job of spreading fear of the one true god before his death.

=====Muhammad and Islam=====
Doesn't mind it. So long as they worship only him. As a matter of fact, he really found Muhammad as a swell guy and enjoys greatly watching his followers kill each other during the Holy Crusades and the current Middle Eastern crisis.

=====The Buddha=====
He hates him for having the only none Abrahamic religion to still be alive in great abundance on Earth. God will always make fun of his ear lobes and his weight/eating habits, affecting how he'd be depicted and confused with the Chinese monk Budai, but as an enlightened pacifist, The Buddah payed no attention to such mortal behaved slander.

=====[[Extra FreakyBob|Crazy SpongeBob]], [[Gangsta-Bob|GangstaBob]], & [[ChudBob SoyPants|ChudBob]]=====
One of the few sets of people he smiles upon. Especially for their lack of education (Except Chudbob, because he has more education than them, but he is favored instead for holding more rigid ultra conservative values, such as Sharia Law, and slavery.)

=====[[Scary Strict Teacher|Scary <s>Godmother</s> Strict Teacher]]=====
Unsurprisingly, he hates her too, as a descendant of his bitch ex-wife. Throwing storms and a thunderbolt or two at her on the few occasions that she travels to the normal/human/mortal world/realm.

=====[[Fanboy]] and [[Chum Chum]]=====
He hates them for being atheist super heroes. Has thrown shit at them to stop them, only to inadvertently make them forces of vigilante justice in New Meridian.

===<big>His Chosen Ones</big> (''Victims of Schizophrenia'')===

=====Donkey Ollie=====
The first test subject of God's for his new experiment know as schizophrenia. A once loved paladin of God's, similar to Chris-Chan, he would become too delusional for God's own good and would think of himself as the true god which God was angered by such thoughts. He now sees Donkey Ollie as a simple failed first experiment which he doesn't really mind since he always has more people he could use.

=====[[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris-Chan]]=====
The messiah he mourns and screams "TRAITOR!!" over the most, as he falsely envisioned him to be the pioneer to Christianize a million dimensions beyond his. But failed to realize that Chris would lose faith in God, in favour of the CPU Goddess; Emanuelle. Now he battles the bewitched Chris hoping to learn how to travel further dimensions to invade and purge the Sides.

=====[[Terry Davis|Terry A. Davis]]=====
God's favorite paladin. He was the man about to single-handedly bring about his millennial kingdom after the rapture. He was deeply hurt and vengeful towards Ruthless Boy and Mr. Bean after the two wasted him.

===<big>Vile Enemies and Blasphemous Entities</big>===

=====[[Boognish]]=====
His most hated child. Boognish has started a cult to overthrown him and God has become very pissed at him and more so when Boognish created ADHD, [[:File:Piss up a Rope.mp3|Ween]], and emos to combat God's strict grip on the world. God regrets creating this dude.

=====[[Coconut Fred]]=====
Fucking hates his guts. God Christianized [[Tak]] and the Chief of Pupununu as his agents to kill Coconut Fred.

=====[[Marlo]]=====
His second most hated peer. This conflict is the reason why 90% of people believe eating shit is bad for you. Marlo seeks to overthrow him for control over life and death.

====='''[[Enrique]]'''=====
His most <big>'''HATED'''</big> peer and the one he loathes the most. God is shown to be reviled when anyone mentions him. As the self-proclaimed "supreme personification of all blasphemy, degeneracy, and villainy," Enrique is the rivaling power who fucks up God's iron grip of law and order placed upon the world, with Enrique additionally [[:Category:Furries|giving the animal kingdom the power of free will, miscommunication, and the chances of birth defects]]. He became even <big>'''MORE'''</big> pissed when Enrique created Autism to combat the norm of reality.
==Gallery==
<gallery widths="400" heights="300">
File:El papi.webp|One of the most well-known and iconic depictions of God (which was ripped off from Zeus) found within the Bible fan artwork known as ''The Creation of Adam'' (Italian: ''Creazione di Adamo'') (c. 1512 A.D.) by '''[[wikipedia:Michelangelo|{{color|F8B604|Michelangelo di Lodovico Buonarroti Simoni}}]]'''.
</gallery>
==Trivia==
*Despite how critical this page is about him; he is surprisingly one of the least evil gods on this entire wiki.
*The only things he invented that are factually confirmed are angels, homosexuality, and chicken tikka.
*A USER™ from FANDOM wiki by the name of [[Captain Pingu]] got mad at this page for speaking Utter Oblivion% facts and tried to censor the page. Captain Pingu has expressed his hatred for porn, especially for BBCs, however this obsessive hate boner may indicate he is a closeted homo.
**He somehow has a weird obsession looking at articles containing gay porn, sus

==Additional Information and Notes==
===<big>Citations</big>===
<references />
==External Links==
*[[File:🦾🥑.png|27px|link=https://www.evilbible.com]] [https://www.evilbible.com <span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg, #7E0000 30%, Red 70%); -webkit-background-clip:text !important; -webkit-text-fill-color:transparent;font-family:Arial Black;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.05em white;text-align:center">'''Main Page''' — ''EvilBible.com'']

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== Comments ==
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I wonder if captain pingu is gonna destroy the article again after he woke up.
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God

2026-09-16T12:14:01Z

Ninespit:

'''''<big>"And when the people complained, it displeased the LORD: and the LORD heard it; and his anger was kindled; and the fire of the LORD burnt among them, and consumed them that were in the uttermost parts of the camp."</big>'''''
__NOEDITSECTION__
<big>- Numbers 11:1</big>
{{Quote|[[File:God Speaks To Moses (Burning Bush) ｜ The Prince of Egypt (1998).mp3]]|God in ''The Prince of Egypt'' (1998)}}[[File:Screenshot_2024-08-20_013020.png|right|frameless|267x267px|God]]'''YHVH''', '''Yahweh, Allah,''' '''Jehovah''', '''Jah''', '''Adonai''', '''Elohim''', our '''LORD,''' the '''Creator,''' the '''"main man himself"''', the '''one true God''' is the [[wikipedia:Supreme_deity|{{color|F8B604|'''supreme'''}}]] and "[[wikipedia:Monotheism|{{color|F8B604|'''only'''}}]]" '''[[wikipedia:Deity|{{color|F8B604|deity}}]]''' and the overarching protagonist of the '''[[wikipedia:Abrahamic_religions|{{color|F8B604|Abrahamic trilogy}}]]'''. God is notable as he is the most renowned, loved, beloved, and followed individual of all time; having complete control of approx. 54.6%<ref>Wikipedia Contributors. “Major Religious Groups.” ''Wikipedia'', Wikimedia Foundation, 14 Mar. 2019, [[wikipedia:Major_religious_groups|'''{{color|F8B604|https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_religious_groups}}''']]. Accessed 15 Sept. 2026.</ref> of all humanity for two whole millenniums straight. Basically, he's old af and has the largest amount of fans worldwide. Although beloved by many, God is the dickhead of all time; showing hatred, spite, and malice towards nearly all life. He has his cosmic stomach churn towards anything fun, and has shown to have a fetish for rape, paedophilia, and incest. He is also a massive hypocrite, especially when his followers came up the Seven Deadly Sins when guiding their life.

God has claimed that he created EVERYTHING, but that has yet to be proven. What is known is that he created lots of things in the world, inspiring man to mathematics, sophisticated musical instruments, weapons of mass destruction, and the industrial age. God is a very jealous being, hating other entities, beings, and or individuals with more power or the potential to become more powerful than him as he is always finding ways to stop them. He shows his benevolent side to those who submit to him without question.

He is such a megalomaniac, his favorite past time is to constantly edit [[User:Monsturd1954|Monsturd's]] articles to make them less funny, and then protect them from editing, so that his autism would be sated. Anything he finds out of line, such as gay shit, he would always call to action from his followers to fight back the taint and censor it, labeling it part of the pagan woke agenda. If they get too out of hand, he would soon get directly involved with it. He would do everything in his power to suppress the power of other gods.

His favorite compound is sugar.

==Biography==
===<big>The Big Bang</big>===
One "day," God got so bored of living in the void with the [[Annoying Orange|Annoying Orange's]] literally and figuratively massive bullshit, that he decided to create the material world, and the concept of time. Right off the bat, this makes him more pathetic than the spooky ghost monsters from ''Death Note''.

===<big>Archean Eon</big>===
God created the angel Lucifer to help critique him in his conquest of Godhood, so that he won't screw up over his own hubris. However, he became too egotistical and intolerant of Lucifer that he ''literally'' demonized him. Lucifer was the strongest, sexless birthed, son of God, who at one point, got tired of God's shit and so, tried to rival him for his position of power, creating the war in heaven, but ultimately failed and was banished into the Shadow Realm. God still owes him the trip to Beetelgeuse to watch Beetlejuice.

God would also create homosexuality out of his emotional breakdown caused by his ex-wife filing for divorce. He quickly soon regretted the creation and would commanded his followers in the far future to also witch-hunt those who would practice that. It wouldn't be until the early 21st century that he finally owned up to his accident and stopped hating it.

===<big>The Abrahamic Trilogy</big>===
====<big>The Tanakh</big>====
Throughout the Old Testament A.K.A. the Hebrew Bible, any mention of worshiping other gods would make God's blood boil from pure anger. There are some hints to tell why he behaves like this. The evidence sums up that his behavior correlates with why Paramount (VIACOM) is the way it is. Both being the runts of the big boys in corporate major television media, and the pantheon of the greater human collective respectively. He is especially outmatched by various characters throughout the [[Omniverse]] like [[Nikocado Avocado|The Avogodo]], [[Coconut Fred]], [[Church of Waluigi|WAΓUIGI]], [[Fish Out of Water|The Fish Out of Water]], [[Bean Khan|<big>Bean Khan</big>]], [[𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫|<span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg,#280c05 0%,#281705 17%,Orange 100%); -webkit-background-clip:text;color: gold;font-family:Papyrus;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.18em transparent;text-align:center">The 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴]], [[Dotar Surk|<big>'''{{color|green|DӨƬΛЯ ƧЦЯK}}'''</big>]], [[%C2%AD|{{color|magenta|⠀}}]], etc. Rumors have that he could even be beaten by non-godly entities like [[Umbrella]], [[Ruthless Boy]], [[Big Nigga]], [[Travis.]], [[Shpak Romanov]], etc. in a fight.
[[File:The Dark Triad.png|alt=The Holy Trinity|thumb|197x197px|<center>'''{{color|black|The Holy Trinity}}'''</center>]]
====<big>The Bible</big>====
After the events of the old testament, he is shown to mellow down and be less of a dick, showing more of his caring side: taking joy in love and not only for violence + he finally says no to rape and incest; on the surface it seems, either out of pressure or because he finally learned empathy, though his glee for wars is still alive, so it is most likely the former. In truth though, his one and only goal is to have all sapient life love and worship him and kill everything that he hates and/or that hates him.

In <abbr>c.</abbr> 4 B.C., he found and met a 14 year old girl by the name of Mary and thought that she was cutest human he ever met which resulted in him impregnating her. This resulted in the creation of his first human son named Jesus. He wanted the 14 year old Mary for all eternity up in his safe space.

===<big>Anno Domini</big>===
Unfortunately for him, as most relationships go, they got into heated arguments and eventually broke up. Mary would end up becoming the first Skullgirl and Godmother after having an affair with Mr. Bean. God was so pissed he commanded his followers to hunt down anyone that may be a witch and burn them. Many of the witches who descend their teachings created the Nightmare Worlds and the Sides to seek refuge from God's wrath.

Luckily for him, he got to keep his son Jesus, who before the break up, helped to spread the new wave worship of God known as Christianity. It became a more successful movement campaign than Judaism. Spreading globally and dominating the entire world except for Eastern Asia. He also had inadvertently created Islam which he didn't mind.

At some point, God would create schizophrenia as a counterpart to [[Enrique|Enrique's]] autism and give it to many individuals in order to spread his worship even further and give him more power. Earlier before, Donkey Ollie was the first test subject that God gave schizophrenia to.

==Relationships==

=====Jesus Christ of Nazareth=====
Even though Jesus loves his mother and occasionally supports his mum, he is still on God's good side to this day and does his job of spreading fear of the one true god before his death.

=====Muhammad and Islam=====
Doesn't mind it. So long as they worship only him. As a matter of fact, he really found Muhammad as a swell guy and enjoys greatly watching his followers kill each other during the Holy Crusades and the current Middle Eastern crisis.

=====The Buddha=====
He hates him for having the only none Abrahamic religion to still be alive in great abundance on Earth. God will always make fun of his ear lobes and his weight/eating habits, affecting how he'd be depicted and confused with the Chinese monk Budai, but as an enlightened pacifist, The Buddah payed no attention to such mortal behaved slander.

=====[[Extra FreakyBob|Crazy SpongeBob]], [[Gangsta-Bob|GangstaBob]], & [[ChudBob SoyPants|ChudBob]]=====
One of the few sets of people he smiles upon. Especially for their lack of education (Except Chudbob, because he has more education than them, but he is favored instead for holding more rigid ultra conservative values, such as Sharia Law, and slavery.)

=====[[Scary Strict Teacher|Scary <s>Godmother</s> Strict Teacher]]=====
Unsurprisingly, he hates her too, as a descendant of his bitch ex-wife. Throwing storms and a thunderbolt or two at her on the few occasions that she travels to the normal/human/mortal world/realm.

=====[[Fanboy]] and [[Chum Chum]]=====
He hates them for being atheist super heroes. Has thrown shit at them to stop them, only to inadvertently make them forces of vigilante justice in New Meridian.

===<big>His Chosen Ones</big> (''Victims of Schizophrenia'')===

=====Donkey Ollie=====
The first test subject of God's for his new experiment know as schizophrenia. A once loved paladin of God's, similar to Chris-Chan, he would become too delusional for God's own good and would think of himself as the true god which God was angered by such thoughts. He now sees Donkey Ollie as a simple failed first experiment which he doesn't really mind since he always has more people he could use.

=====[[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris-Chan]]=====
The messiah he mourns and screams "TRAITOR!!" over the most, as he falsely envisioned him to be the pioneer to Christianize a million dimensions beyond his. But failed to realize that Chris would lose faith in God, in favour of the CPU Goddess; Emanuelle. Now he battles the bewitched Chris hoping to learn how to travel further dimensions to invade and purge the Sides.

=====[[Terry Davis|Terry A. Davis]]=====
God's favorite paladin. He was the man about to single-handedly bring about his millennial kingdom after the rapture. He was deeply hurt and vengeful towards Ruthless Boy and Mr. Bean after the two wasted him.

===<big>Vile Enemies and Blasphemous Entities</big>===

=====[[Boognish]]=====
His most hated child. Boognish has started a cult to overthrown him and God has become very pissed at him and more so when Boognish created ADHD, [[:File:Piss up a Rope.mp3|Ween]], and emos to combat God's strict grip on the world. God regrets creating this dude.

=====[[Coconut Fred]]=====
Fucking hates his guts. God Christianized [[Tak]] and the Chief of Pupununu as his agents to kill Coconut Fred.

=====[[Marlo]]=====
His second most hated peer. This conflict is the reason why 90% of people believe eating shit is bad for you. Marlo seeks to overthrow him for control over life and death.

====='''[[Enrique]]'''=====
His most <big>'''HATED'''</big> peer and the one he loathes the most. God is shown to be reviled when anyone mentions him. As the self-proclaimed "supreme personification of all blasphemy, degeneracy, and villainy," Enrique is the rivaling power who fucks up God's iron grip of law and order placed upon the world, with Enrique additionally [[:Category:Furries|giving the animal kingdom the power of free will, miscommunication, and the chances of birth defects]]. He became even <big>'''MORE'''</big> pissed when Enrique created Autism to combat the norm of reality.
==Gallery==
<gallery widths="400" heights="300">
File:El papi.webp|One of the most well-known and iconic depictions of God (which was ripped off from Zeus) found within the Bible fan artwork known as ''The Creation of Adam'' (Italian: ''Creazione di Adamo'') (c. 1512 A.D.) by '''[[wikipedia:Michelangelo|{{color|F8B604|Michelangelo di Lodovico Buonarroti Simoni}}]]'''.
</gallery>
==Trivia==
*Despite how critical this page is about him; he is surprisingly one of the least evil gods on this entire wiki.
*The only things he invented that are factually confirmed are angels, homosexuality, and chicken tikka.
*A USER™ from FANDOM wiki by the name of [[Captain Pingu]] got mad at this page for speaking Utter Oblivion% facts and tried to censor the page. Captain Pingu has expressed his hatred for porn, especially for BBCs, however this obsessive hate boner may indicate he is a closeted homo.
**He somehow has a weird obsession looking at articles containing gay porn, sus

==Additional Information and Notes==
===<big>Citations</big>===
<references />
==External Links==
*[[File:🦾🥑.png|27px|link=https://www.evilbible.com]] [https://www.evilbible.com <span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg, #7E0000 30%, Red 70%); -webkit-background-clip:text !important; -webkit-text-fill-color:transparent;font-family:Arial Black;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.05em white;text-align:center">'''Main Page''' — ''EvilBible.com'']

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== Comments ==
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God

2026-09-16T12:13:24Z

Ninespit:

'''''<big>"And when the people complained, it displeased the LORD: and the LORD heard it; and his anger was kindled; and the fire of the LORD burnt among them, and consumed them that were in the uttermost parts of the camp."</big>'''''
__NOEDITSECTION__
<big>- Numbers 11:1</big>
{{Quote|[[File:God Speaks To Moses (Burning Bush) ｜ The Prince of Egypt (1998).mp3]]|God in ''The Prince of Egypt'' (1998)}}[[File:Screenshot_2024-08-20_013020.png|right|frameless|267x267px|God]]'''YHVH''', '''Yahweh, Allah,''' '''Jehovah''', '''Jah''', '''Adonai''', '''Elohim''', our '''LORD,''' the '''Creator,''' the '''"main man himself"''', the '''one true God''' is the [[wikipedia:Supreme_deity|{{color|F8B604|'''supreme'''}}]] and "[[wikipedia:Monotheism|{{color|F8B604|'''only'''}}]]" '''[[wikipedia:Deity|{{color|F8B604|deity}}]]''' and the overarching protagonist of the '''[[wikipedia:Abrahamic_religions|{{color|F8B604|Abrahamic trilogy}}]]'''. God is notable as he is the most renowned, loved, beloved, and followed individual of all time; having complete control of approx. 54.6%<ref>Wikipedia Contributors. “Major Religious Groups.” ''Wikipedia'', Wikimedia Foundation, 14 Mar. 2019, [[wikipedia:Major_religious_groups|'''{{color|F8B604|https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_religious_groups}}''']]. Accessed 15 Sept. 2026.</ref> of all humanity for two whole millenniums straight. Basically, he's old af and has the largest amount of fans worldwide. Although beloved by many, God is the dickhead of all time; showing hatred, spite, and malice towards nearly all life. He has his cosmic stomach churn towards anything fun, and has shown to have a fetish for rape, paedophilia, and incest. He is also a massive hypocrite, especially when his followers came up the Seven Deadly Sins when guiding their life.

God has claimed that he created EVERYTHING, but that has yet to be proven. What is known is that he created lots of things in the world, inspiring man to mathematics, sophisticated musical instruments, weapons of mass destruction, and the industrial age. God is a very jealous being, hating other entities, beings, and or individuals with more power or the potential to become more powerful than him as he is always finding ways to stop them. He shows his benevolent side to those who submit to him without question.

He is such a megalomaniac, his favorite past time is to constantly edit [[User:Monsturd1954|Monsturd's]] articles to make them less funny, and then protect them from editing, so that his autism would be sated. Anything he finds out of line, such as gay shit, he would always call to action from his followers to fight back the taint and censor it, labeling it part of the pagan woke agenda. If they get too out of hand, he would soon get directly involved with it. He would do everything in his power to suppress the power of other gods.

His favorite compound is sugar.

==Biography==
===<big>The Big Bang</big>===
One "day," God got so bored of living in the void with the [[Annoying Orange|Annoying Orange's]] literally and figuratively massive bullshit, that he decided to create the material world, and the concept of time. Right off the bat, this makes him more pathetic than the spooky ghost monsters from ''Death Note''.

===<big>Archean Eon</big>===
God created the angel Lucifer to help critique him in his conquest of Godhood, so that he won't screw up over his own hubris. However, he became too egotistical and intolerant of Lucifer that he ''literally'' demonized him. Lucifer was the strongest, sexless birthed, son of God, who at one point, got tired of God's shit and so, tried to rival him for his position of power, creating the war in heaven, but ultimately failed and was banished into the Shadow Realm. God still owes him the trip to Beetelgeuse to watch Beetlejuice.

God would also create homosexuality out of his emotional breakdown caused by his ex-wife filing for divorce. He quickly soon regretted the creation and would commanded his followers in the far future to also witch-hunt those who would practice that. It wouldn't be until the early 21st century that he finally owned up to his accident and stopped hating it.

===<big>The Abrahamic Trilogy</big>===
====<big>The Tanakh</big>====
Throughout the Old Testament A.K.A. the Hebrew Bible, any mention of worshiping other gods would make God's blood boil from pure anger. There are some hints to tell why he behaves like this. The evidence sums up that his behavior correlates with why Paramount (VIACOM) is the way it is. Both being the runts of the big boys in corporate major television media, and the pantheon of the greater human collective respectively. He is especially outmatched by various characters throughout the [[Omniverse]] like [[Nikocado Avocado|The Avogodo]], [[Coconut Fred]], [[Church of Waluigi|WAΓUIGI]], [[Fish Out of Water|The Fish Out of Water]], [[Bean Khan|<big>Bean Khan</big>]], [[𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫|<span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg,#280c05 0%,#281705 17%,Orange 100%); -webkit-background-clip:text;color: gold;font-family:Papyrus;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.18em transparent;text-align:center">The 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴]], [[Dotar Surk|<big>'''{{color|green|DӨƬΛЯ ƧЦЯK}}'''</big>]], [[%C2%AD|{{color|magenta|⠀}}]], etc. Rumors have that he could even be beaten by non-godly entities like [[Umbrella]], [[Ruthless Boy]], [[Big Nigga]], [[Travis.]], [[Shpak Romanov]], etc. in a fight.
[[File:The Dark Triad.png|alt=The Holy Trinity|thumb|197x197px|<center>'''{{color|black|The Holy Trinity}}'''</center>]]
====<big>The Bible</big>====
After the events of the old testament, he is shown to mellow down and be less of a dick, showing more of his caring side: taking joy in love and not only for violence + he finally says no to rape and incest; on the surface it seems, either out of pressure or because he finally learned empathy, though his glee for wars is still alive, so it is most likely the former. In truth though, his one and only goal is to have all sapient life love and worship him and kill everything that he hates and/or that hates him.

In <abbr>c.</abbr> 4 B.C., he found and met a 14 year old girl by the name of Mary and thought that she was cutest human he ever met which resulted in him impregnating her. This resulted in the creation of his first human son named Jesus. He wanted the 14 year old Mary for all eternity up in his safe space.

===<big>Anno Domini</big>===
Unfortunately for him, as most relationships go, they got into heated arguments and eventually broke up. Mary would end up becoming the first Skullgirl and Godmother after having an affair with Mr. Bean. God was so pissed he commanded his followers to hunt down anyone that may be a witch and burn them. Many of the witches who descend their teachings created the Nightmare Worlds and the Sides to seek refuge from God's wrath.

Luckily for him, he got to keep his son Jesus, who before the break up, helped to spread the new wave worship of God known as Christianity. It became a more successful movement campaign than Judaism. Spreading globally and dominating the entire world except for Eastern Asia. He also had inadvertently created Islam which he didn't mind.

At some point, God would create schizophrenia as a counterpart to [[Enrique|Enrique's]] autism and give it to many individuals in order to spread his worship even further and give him more power. Earlier before, Donkey Ollie was the first test subject that God gave schizophrenia to.

==Relationships==

=====Jesus Christ of Nazareth=====
Even though Jesus loves his mother and occasionally supports his mum, he is still on God's good side to this day and does his job of spreading fear of the one true god before his death.

=====Muhammad and Islam=====
Doesn't mind it. So long as they worship only him. As a matter of fact, he really found Muhammad as a swell guy and enjoys greatly watching his followers kill each other during the Holy Crusades and the current Middle Eastern crisis.

=====The Buddha=====
He hates him for having the only none Abrahamic religion to still be alive in great abundance on Earth. God will always make fun of his ear lobes and his weight/eating habits, affecting how he'd be depicted and confused with the Chinese monk Budai, but as an enlightened pacifist, The Buddah payed no attention to such mortal behaved slander.

=====[[Extra FreakyBob|Crazy SpongeBob]], [[Gangsta-Bob|GangstaBob]], & [[ChudBob SoyPants|ChudBob]]=====
One of the few sets of people he smiles upon. Especially for their lack of education (Except Chudbob, because he has more education than them, but he is favored instead for holding more rigid ultra conservative values, such as Sharia Law, and slavery.)

=====[[Scary Strict Teacher|Scary <s>Godmother</s> Strict Teacher]]=====
Unsurprisingly, he hates her too, as a descendant of his bitch ex-wife. Throwing storms and a thunderbolt or two at her on the few occasions that she travels to the normal/human/mortal world/realm.

=====[[Fanboy]] and [[Chum Chum]]=====
He hates them for being atheist super heroes. Has thrown shit at them to stop them, only to inadvertently make them forces of vigilante justice in New Meridian.

===<big>His Chosen Ones</big> (''Victims of Schizophrenia'')===

=====Donkey Ollie=====
The first test subject of God's for his new experiment know as schizophrenia. A once loved paladin of God's, similar to Chris-Chan, he would become too delusional for God's own good and would think of himself as the true god which God was angered by such thoughts. He now sees Donkey Ollie as a simple failed first experiment which he doesn't really mind since he always has more people he could use.

=====[[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris-Chan]]=====
The messiah he mourns and screams "TRAITOR!!" over the most, as he falsely envisioned him to be the pioneer to Christianize a million dimensions beyond his. But failed to realize that Chris would lose faith in God, in favour of the CPU Goddess; Emanuelle. Now he battles the bewitched Chris hoping to learn how to travel further dimensions to invade and purge the Sides.

=====[[Terry Davis|Terry A. Davis]]=====
God's favorite paladin. He was the man about to single-handedly bring about his millennial kingdom after the rapture. He was deeply hurt and vengeful towards Ruthless Boy and Mr. Bean after the two wasted him.

===<big>Vile Enemies and Blasphemous Entities</big>===

=====[[Boognish]]=====
His most hated child. Boognish has started a cult to overthrown him and God has become very pissed at him and more so when Boognish created ADHD, [[:File:Piss up a Rope.mp3|Ween]], and emos to combat God's strict grip on the world. God regrets creating this dude.

=====[[Coconut Fred]]=====
Fucking hates his guts. God Christianized [[Tak]] and the Chief of Pupununu as his agents to kill Coconut Fred.

=====[[Marlo]]=====
His second most hated peer. This conflict is the reason why 90% of people believe eating shit is bad for you. Marlo seeks to overthrow him for control over life and death.

====='''[[Enrique]]'''=====
His most <big>'''HATED'''</big> peer and the one he loathes the most. God is shown to be reviled when anyone mentions him. As the self-proclaimed "supreme personification of all blasphemy, degeneracy, and villainy," Enrique is the rivaling power who fucks up God's iron grip of law and order placed upon the world, with Enrique additionally [[:Category:Furries|giving the animal kingdom the power of free will, miscommunication, and the chances of birth defects]]. He became even <big>'''MORE'''</big> pissed when Enrique created Autism to combat the norm of reality.
==Gallery==
<gallery widths="400" heights="300">
File:El papi.webp|One of the most well-known and iconic depictions of God (which was ripped off from Zeus) found within the Bible fan artwork known as ''The Creation of Adam'' (Italian: ''Creazione di Adamo'') (c. 1512 A.D.) by '''[[wikipedia:Michelangelo|{{color|F8B604|Michelangelo di Lodovico Buonarroti Simoni}}]]'''.
</gallery>
==Trivia==
*Despite how critical this page is about him; he is surprisingly one of the least evil gods on this entire wiki.
*The only things he invented that are factually confirmed are angels, homosexuality, and chicken tikka.
*A USER™ from FANDOM wiki by the name of Captain Pingu got mad at this page for speaking Utter Oblivion% facts and tried to censor the page. Captain Pingu has expressed his hatred for porn, especially for BBCs, however this obsessive hate boner may indicate he is a closeted homo.
**He somehow has a weird obsession looking at articles containing gay porn, sus

==Additional Information and Notes==
===<big>Citations</big>===
<references />
==External Links==
*[[File:🦾🥑.png|27px|link=https://www.evilbible.com]] [https://www.evilbible.com <span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg, #7E0000 30%, Red 70%); -webkit-background-clip:text !important; -webkit-text-fill-color:transparent;font-family:Arial Black;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.05em white;text-align:center">'''Main Page''' — ''EvilBible.com'']

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== Comments ==
Masterpiece
 -- [https://community.fandom.com/wiki/User:NutCrusher400 {{color|F8B604|'''NutCrusher400'''}}] ([https://community.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:NutCrusher400 {{color|F8B604|'''talk'''}}]) 04:81, 13 February 2024 (EDT)
 
I wonder if captain pingu is gonna destroy the article again after he woke up.
 -- [[User:Nacho-dipsauce14|Nacho-dipsauce14]] ([[User talk:Nacho-dipsauce14|talk]]) 12:46, 16 March 2024 (EDT)

:Edit: Knew it
:-- [[User:Nacho-dipsauce14|Nacho-dipsauce14]] ([[User talk:Nacho-dipsauce14|talk]]) 10:32, 17 March 2024 (EDT)

Dr. Slop

2026-09-14T11:13:10Z

Ninespit:

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{{Quote|My most favoured aspect of the book was when Dr. Slop said: "It's slopping time!" then proceeded slop all over everyone as they are so righteously deserved.|Chud fan}}
[[File:Dr slop.jpg|thumb|600x600px|Dr. Slop thickens the slop.]]

'''Dr. Slop''' (スロップ医師, ''Suroppu Ishi'') was the chudliest chud to ever chud in the world of fiction. First appearing in the very first ''Fanboy and Chum Chum'' novel, which published in 1759. He appears in chapter 13, page 52, as a choleric physician and the midwife who chuded [[Chum Chum]] into the Omniverse.

He doesn't do much other than being comically chudly and sloppy at his job.

== Appearance ==
He's described as very chudly and I quote:
{{Quote|a little chud of chudly stature ... about four feet and a half perpendicular height, with a breadth of a chud, and a sesquipedality of chudliness, which might have done honour to a serjeant in the horse-guards.}}His speaking mannerisms includes a lot of buzzwords in a bizarre attempt to sound sophisticated and professional as a doctor.

Including such catchphrases as '''''"This is CANCER", "faggot father", "shut up, woman!"''''' and '''''"sesquipedal"'''''.

== Legacy ==
After his death his role in the story in the beginning of the series would go on to create the role [[Kyle]] and [[Enrique]] would have on this wiki, serving a proto-variant for such characters, as well as inspiring right wingers on the internet to adopt [[wikipedia:Chud|chud]] culture, which would go on further to create such gems as [[:Category:Really retarded|buzzwords]] (soyspeak) and [[Sharty tripod|soyjak.party]].
[[File:Default (1).jpg|thumb|center|Dr. Slop in a fight with a moid.]]
[[File:Bunbury-shandy4.jpg|left|thumb|500x500px|Dr. Slop dies in a pit of slop, after chudding his chunky chud donkey too chudly.]]
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Dr. Slop

2026-09-14T11:09:46Z

Ninespit:

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{{Quote|My most favoured aspect of the book was when Dr. Slop said: "It's slopping time!" then proceeded slop all over everyone as they are so righteously deserved.|Chud fan}}
[[File:Dr slop.jpg|thumb|600x600px|Dr. Slop thickens the slop.]]

'''Dr. Slop''' (スロップ医師, ''Suroppu Ishi'') was the chudliest chud to ever chud in the world of fiction. First appearing in the very first ''Fanboy and Chum Chum'' novel, which published in 1759. He appears in chapter 14, page 88, as a choleric physician and the midwife who chuded [[Chum Chum]] into the Omniverse.

He doesn't do much other than being comically chudly and sloppy at his job.

== Appearance ==
He's described as very chudly and I quote:
{{Quote|a little chud of chudly stature ... about four feet and a half perpendicular height, with a breadth of a chud, and a sesquipedality of chudliness, which might have done honour to a serjeant in the horse-guards.}}His speaking mannerisms includes a lot of buzzwords in a bizarre attempt to sound sophisticated and professional as a doctor.

Including such catchphrases as '''''"This is CANCER", "faggot father", "shut up, woman!"''''' and '''''"sesquipedal"'''''.

== Legacy ==
After his death his role in the story in the beginning of the series would go on to create the role [[Kyle]] and [[Enrique]] would have on this wiki, serving a proto-variant for such characters, as well as inspiring right wingers on the internet to adopt [[wikipedia:Chud|chud]] culture, which would go on further to create such gems as [[:Category:Really retarded|buzzwords]] (soyspeak) and [[Sharty tripod|soyjak.party]].
[[File:Default (1).jpg|thumb|center|Dr. Slop in a fight with a moid.]]
[[File:Bunbury-shandy4.jpg|left|thumb|500x500px|Dr. Slop dies in a pit of slop, after chudding his chunky chud donkey too chudly.]]
[[Category:Chuds]]
[[Category:Kyles]]
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[[Category:Midgets]]
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Dr. Slop

2026-09-14T11:09:03Z

Ninespit:

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{{Quote|My most favoured aspect of the book was when Dr. Slop said: "It's slopping time!" then proceeded slop all over everyone as they are so righteously deserved.|Chud fan}}
[[File:Dr slop.jpg|thumb|600x600px|Dr. Slop thickens the slop.]]

'''Dr. Slop''' (スロップ医師, ''Suroppu Ishi'') was the chudliest chud to ever chud in the world of fiction. First appearing in the very first ''Fanboy and Chum Chum'' novel, which published in 1759. He appears in chapter 14, page 88, as a choleric physician and the midwife who chuded [[Chum Chum]] into the Omniverse.

He doesn't do much other than being comically chudly and sloppy at his job.

== Appearance ==
He's described as very chudly and I quote:
{{Quote|a little chud of chudly stature ... about four feet and a half perpendicular height, with a breadth of a chud, and a sesquipedality of chudliness, which might have done honour to a serjeant in the horse-guards.}}His speaking mannerisms includes a lot of buzzwords in a bizarre attempt to sound sophisticated and professional as a doctor.

Including such catchphrases as '''''"This is CANCER", "faggot father", "shut up, woman!"''''' and '''''"sesquipedal"'''''.

== Legacy ==
After his death his role in the story in the beginning of the series would go on to create the role Kyle and Enrique would have on this wiki, serving a proto-variant for such characters, as well as inspiring right wingers on the internet to adopt [[wikipedia:Chud|chud]] culture, which would go on further to create such gems as [[:Category:Really retarded|buzzwords]] (soyspeak) and [[Sharty tripod|soyjak.party]].
[[File:Default (1).jpg|thumb|center|Dr. Slop in a fight with a moid.]]
[[File:Bunbury-shandy4.jpg|left|thumb|500x500px|Dr. Slop dies in a pit of slop, after chudding his chunky chud donkey too chudly.]]
[[Category:Chuds]]
[[Category:Kyles]]
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Dr. Slop

2026-09-14T11:08:18Z

Ninespit:

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{{Quote|My most favoured aspect of the book was when Dr. Slop said: "It's slopping time!" then proceeded slop all over everyone as they are so righteously deserved.|Chud fan}}
[[File:Dr slop.jpg|thumb|600x600px|Dr. Slop thickens the slop.]]

'''Dr. Slop''' (スロップ医師, ''Suroppu Ishi'') was the chudliest chud to ever chud in the world of fiction. First appearing in the very first ''Fanboy and Chum Chum'' novel, which published in 1759. He appears in chapter 14, page 88, as a choleric physician and the midwife who chuded [[Chum Chum]] into the Omniverse.

He doesn't do much other than being comically chudly and sloppy at his job.

== Appearance ==
He's described as very chudly and I quote:
{{Quote|a little chud of chudly stature ... about four feet and a half perpendicular height, with a breadth of a chud, and a sesquipedality of chudliness, which might have done honour to a serjeant in the horse-guards.}}His speaking mannerisms includes a lot of buzzwords in a bizarre attempt to sound sophisticated and professional as a doctor.

Including such catchphrases as '''''"This is CANCER", "faggot father"''''' and '''''"sesquipedal"'''''.

== Legacy ==
After his death his role in the story in the beginning of the series would go on to create the role Kyle and Enrique would have on this wiki, serving a proto-variant for such characters, as well as inspiring right wingers on the internet to adopt [[wikipedia:Chud|chud]] culture, which would go on further to create such gems as [[:Category:Really retarded|buzzwords]] (soyspeak) and [[Sharty tripod|soyjak.party]].
[[File:Default (1).jpg|thumb|center|Dr. Slop in a fight with a moid.]]
[[File:Bunbury-shandy4.jpg|left|thumb|500x500px|Dr. Slop dies in a pit of slop, after chudding his chunky chud donkey too chudly.]]
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File:Default (1).jpg

2026-09-14T11:06:57Z

Ninespit:

File:Bunbury-shandy4.jpg

2026-09-14T10:48:46Z

Ninespit:

File:Dr slop.jpg

2026-09-14T10:45:49Z

Ninespit:

Filthy Frank

2026-09-13T16:55:18Z

Ninespit:

{{Stub}}{{Quote|[[Filthy Frank]]|In this day and age with the internet, ignorance is a choice! '''AND THEY'RE STILL CHOOSING IGNORANCE!!!'''}}{{ThreatLevel|999}}
{{Character Box 1
| name = Filthy Frank
| age = Adult
| pronouns = He/Him
| series = [[The Filthy Frank Show]]
| image = Filthy_Frank.jpg
| caption = Francis of the Filth in all his filthy glory
| first_major = DizastaMusic
| first_minor = Lil Jon falls off a table
| first_date = 2008
| last_major = TVFilthyFrank
| last_minor = FRANCIS OF THE FILTH (OUT NOW)
| last_date = 2017
| creator = [[George Kusunoki Miller (Joji)]]
| portrayer = [[Himself]]
| nickname = Frank
| alias = Francis of the Filth
| gender = Male
| title = Ultimate God
| occupation = Emperor
| family = None
| spouse = None
| significant_other = None (VIRGIN LMAO)
| children = Pink Guy
| relatives = Safari Man, Nancy Doe (mother)Salamander Man
| nationality = Japanese-Australian
}}

'''Filthy Frank''' also known as '''Francis of the Filth''', is a Japanese-Autralian youtuber, born from the primordial soup that infected a baby with downs syndrome in an Indonesian shanty town, demonstrating an extremely high IQ score and the ability to manipulate chromosomes. He was contained in an Imperial Japanese SCP-esq cell, wondering how to use him to make the lives of the non-Japanese they occupy just that more miserable and unethical. He also just so happens to end up being so godlike, he ended up becoming '''ONE WITH THE COSMOS'''. His main goal is to reunite with Pink Guy. Which he does but only shortly before he falls and dies to [[Dotar Surk]] in Filthy Frank's final video: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUrwgtQpjY8 FRANCIS OF THE FILTH (OUT NOW)]. He parts his biography to Pink Guy before Dotar Surk finishes devouring him.

Dr. Slop

2026-09-13T16:43:14Z

Ninespit:

Dr. Slop was the chudliest chud to ever chud in the world of fiction. First appearing in the very first Fanboy and Chum Chum novel, which published in 1759. He appears in chapter 14, page 88, as the midwife who chuded Chum Chum into the Omniverse.

He doesn't do much other than being comically incompetent.

== Appearance ==
He's described as very chudly and I quote:
{{Quote|a little chud of chudly stature ... about four feet and a half perpendicular height, with a breadth of a chud, and a sesquipedality of chudliness, which might have done honour to a serjeant in the horse-guards.}}

[[Category:Chuds]]
[[Category:Kyles]]
[[Category:Doctors]]

Dr. Slop

2026-09-13T16:42:47Z

Ninespit:

Dr. Slop was the chudliest chud to ever chud in the world of fiction. First appearing in the very first Fanboy and Chum Chum novel, which published in 1759. He appears in chapter 14, page 88, as the midwife who chuded Chum Chum into the Omniverse.

He doesn't do much other than being comically incompetent.

== Appearance ==
He's described as very chudly and I quote:
{{Quote|a little chud of chudly stature ... about four feet and a half perpendicular height, with a breadth of a chud, and a sesquipedality of chudliness, which might have done honour to a serjeant in the horse-guards.|Chapter 14}}

[[Category:Chuds]]
[[Category:Kyles]]
[[Category:Doctors]]

Dr. Slop

2026-09-13T16:42:18Z

Ninespit:

Dr. Slop was the chudliest chud to ever chud in the world of fiction. First appearing in the very first Fanboy and Chum Chum novel, which published in 1759. He appears in chapter 14, page 88, as the midwife who chuded Chum Chum into the Omniverse.

He doesn't do much other than being comically incompetent.

== Appearance ==
He's described as very chudly and I quote:
{{Quote|a little chud, chudly figure ... about four feet and a half perpendicular height, with a breadth of a chud, and a sesquipedality of chudliness, which might have done honour to a serjeant in the horse-guards.|Chapter 14}}

[[Category:Chuds]]
[[Category:Kyles]]
[[Category:Doctors]]

Dr. Slop

2026-09-13T16:37:49Z

Ninespit: Created page with "Dr. Slop was the chudliest chud to ever chud in the world of fiction. First appearing in the very first Fanboy and Chum Chum novel, which published in 1759. He appears in chapter 14, page 88, as the midwife who chuded Chum Chum into the Omniverse. == Appearance == He's described as very chudly. Category:Chuds Category:Kyles Category:Doctors"

Dr. Slop was the chudliest chud to ever chud in the world of fiction. First appearing in the very first Fanboy and Chum Chum novel, which published in 1759. He appears in chapter 14, page 88, as the midwife who chuded Chum Chum into the Omniverse.

== Appearance ==
He's described as very chudly.
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Persona PP

2026-09-13T07:11:38Z

Ninespit:

{{Stub|This is free for anyone to edit, im out of ideas}}

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{{Infobox game
|title = Persona PP
|image = Persona PP logo 2.png
|imagegallery =
|caption = The Logo
|developer = ATLAS
|publisher = ATLAS (obviously!)
|engine = IDK
|platforms = Gaystation
|genres = RPG
|modes =
|release_date =???
|rating =[[File:UtterOblivionRating.png|40px|Persona PP's age rating.]]
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}}'''Persona PP''' is the 6th installment of the ''Persona'' franchise. It is set after the events of ''[[wikipedia:Persona_5|Persona 5]]'', ''[https://megamitensei.fandom.com/wiki/Persona_5_Strikers Persona 5: Strikers Charged],'' and its various other spinoffs.

==Gameplay==
This game has the same mechanics as the previous persona games but it adds new mechanics. These new mechanics include:

===Character Creation===
if you don't like your protagonist, then customize your own protagonist. it could be girl, boy, non binary or whatever you like it or not

===Fart===
The L2 shoulder trigger will be dedicated to making fart noises. That's it.

===Dialogue===
You cannot skip Futaba's and Soyfon's dialogue as they annoy the player with so much brain rotted stuff that lasts for an eternity. <s>The dialogue doesn't even change the plot</s> The dialogue are essential to the plot.

===Break ups===
A more fleshed out mechanic introduced in Persona 4. If you mess up your choice of words or your persona you currently using too ill fitting for a social link (doesn't have that move, not high enough level, incompatible race to the tarot, forgetting to take a shower earlier, etc.) you can damage friendships and even fall apart.

===Tarot Sounds===
Now, the major arcana has their own unique sound similar to [https://steamcommunity.com/app/4610100 sinner maker] but it was expanded

#Fool (Sound Effect when pressed: TBA)
#Magician (Sound Effect when pressed: TBA)
#High Priestess (Sound Effect when pressed: [https://youtu.be/cFENsdx4Bk4?si=iqam0Taj_h9QtNv4&t=51 Lamenting Sound])
#Empress (Sound Effect when pressed: TBA)
#Emperor (Sound Effect when pressed: TBA)
#Hierophant (Sound Effect when pressed: TBA)
#Lovers (Sound Effect when pressed: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUfvRciny_Y Rizz Sound Effect])
#Chariot (Sound Effect when pressed: TBA)
#Strength (Sound Effect when pressed: TBA)
#Hermit (Sound Effect when pressed: TBA)
#Fortune (Sound Effect when pressed: [https://youtu.be/L-bquGDodSM?si=EcztXHpXiwxT2F9z Wheel of fortune intro])
#Justice (Sound Effect when pressed: TBA)
# Hanged Man (Sound Effect when pressed: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cNOkTFySxI Rope])
#Death (Sound Effect when pressed: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0avwfiK0f8 Bell])
# Temperance (Sound Effect when pressed: [https://youtu.be/Mn0y2K9ByYg?si=ctRlCNcYk7LN3ZFE Angelic Choir])
#Devil (Sound Effect when pressed: [https://youtu.be/KkJ_lT5MdFc?si=FyRd3lhPzHigSd4U Evil Laugh])
#Tower (Sound Effect when pressed: [https://youtu.be/77jgQCkgObI?si=TCzI1e9Mh-FkspRS Rain and Thunder])
#Star (Sound Effect when pressed: [https://youtu.be/okMJSAxfOzc?si=Avwm6XCVxW0ASXgI Twinkle])
#Moon (Sound Effect when pressed: TBA)
# Sun (Sound Effect when pressed: TBA)
#Judgement (Sound Effect when pressed: Law and Order)
#World (Sound Effect when pressed: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldGYl6ZQaVk Za Warudo Sound])

===Minigames===
*Skateboarding (skate park minigame)
*Poker (aces up casino minigame)
*TBA (TBA)

==Story and Synopsis==

===Setting===
*Squidwards Community College (main school)
*Milkweed Academy (the old school that's getting demolished)
*Seven Sisters' Sausage Soup School (that one private school you're rivaling against)
* Jerry's Bait Shop (you know the place; protagonist's home)
*Frosty Mart
*Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat
*Spencers
**The back of a Spencers (unlocked when you have Level 3 Guts)
* gm_bigcity
*Evil Macabre Schoolhouse (shadow baldi's domain)
*The Poop Dimension (Enrique's domain)
*Room of Meat (shadow George Cooper's domain)
* Paw Patrol Themed Skate Park
*Hell Pit
*Gubby Den
*Victoria's House
*BDSM laboratory (Shadow Dr. Doe's domain)
*Cosplay Con
*Aces Up Poker
*Backrooms
*Argatha
*Ultimate Hell (The Domain of The Great Diddyblud and Birdie)

=== Characters ===
These include main characters such as protagonists, antagonists, side, and bosses too! And the list goes on and on!

====Protagonists; Playable Characters====
*You (refered as protagonist)
*[[Futaba]] (Persona: [https://megamitensei.fandom.com/wiki/Necronomicon Necronomicon])
*[[Soyfon]] (Persona: [https://megamitensei.fandom.com/wiki/Preta Preta])

*[[Augustus Gloop]] (persona : [https://megamitensei.fandom.com/wiki/Orcus Orcus])
*[[Fanboy]] and [[Chum Chum]] (Persona : Don Quixote)

====Antagonists ====
*[[Birdie]] (the true final boss and the twist villain)
*[[The Great Diddyblud]]
*[[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris Chan]] (misunderstood villain)

====Side Characters====
*[[𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂stian|Ashtar]] (Persona PP's Equivalent to [https://megamitensei.fandom.com/wiki/Igor Igor])
*[[Your Mum!|Ur Mom]]
*[[Victoria]]
*[https://limbuscompany.wiki.gg/wiki/Meursault Mersault]
*[[Sheldon Cooper]]
*[[George Cooper]]
*Fido Dido
*[[Chiaotzu]] (always with George Cooper)
*[[Dr. Doe]]
*[[!!!]]

====Minor Characters====
*[[Jack of diamonds|Jack of Diamonds]] (poker minigame)
*[https://deltarune.fandom.com/wiki/Green Green From Deltarune] (works as the chef for Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat)
*Augustus Gloop's mom
*Raj
* Rodrick Heffley
*Withered Funtime Toy Bonnie

====Contagonists; Bosses====
*[[Enrique]] (recurring comic relief boss)
*Shadow Baldi
*Shadow Withered Funtime Toy Bonnie
*[[Foo Fighters]]
*Moist Lipwig and his army of Golem mailmen
*Shadow George Cooper + Shadow Chiaotzu (VERY FUCKING HARD)
*Shadow Dr. Doe
*Shadow Raj from the Big Bang Orgasm
*Shadow Fido Dido
*Kreekcraft and his army of Gubbies.
*The Crack Fox
*Wendy (& her stand: Abigail) Testaburgers
*[[Russian Napoleon]]
*[[The Peepee Poopoo Man]]
*Shadow Chris Chan
*The Great Diddyblud (final boss)
*Birdie (true final boss)

===Plot===
After the events of persona 5, the protagonist got bored but suddenly, one of the characters decided to meet birdie (a transfer student) at school. Although ''he'' was transfer student, Futaba warned our protgonist that birdie has a dark secret claiming that ''he'' will steal the skull heart to become powerful.

The next morning, the protagonist and their friend found out that the great diddyblud have been released into the void corrupting and controlling the minds of people turning them into shadows while the other people turned into paranoids.

==List of Personas Introduced in Persona PP (in numerical order based on the respective tarot number) ==
In persona PP, they added. 29 personas (especially adding the lesser known ones)<gallery>
File:Koalemos .png|[[Koalemos]] (fool)
File:Adam Sandler.png|[[wikipedia:Adam_Sandler|Adam Sandler]] (fool)
File:Houdini.png|[[wikipedia:Harry_Houdini|Houdini]] (Magician)
File:Glastig .png|[[wikipedia:Glaistig|Glaistig]] (High Priestess)
File:La Fee Verte.png|alt=The Green Fairy (High Priestess)|[[wikipedia:Absinthe|La Fee Verte]] (High Priestess)
File:Grimhilde.png|[[wikipedia:Evil_Queen|Grimhilde]] (Empress)
File:Ann Bonny.png|[[wikipedia:Anne_Bonny|Ann Bonny]] (Empress)
File:Adephagia.png|[[wikipedia:Adephagia|Adephagia]] (Empress)
File:Munchausen.png|[[wikipedia:Baron_Munchausen|Munchausen]] (Emperor)
File:Priapus.png|[[wikipedia:Priapus|Priapus]] (Emperor)
File:Lord Foppinton.png|[https://the-book-lovers.fandom.com/wiki/Lord_Foppington Lord Foppinton] (Lovers)
File:Punch and Judy.png|[[wikipedia:Punch_and_Judy|Punch and Judy]] (Lovers)
File:Don Quixote (Not Limbus).png|[[wikipedia:Don_Quixote|Don Quixote]] (Chariot)
File:Billy the Kid.png|[[wikipedia:Billy_the_Kid|Billy the Kid]] (Chariot)
File:Kratos (not the god of war).png|[[wikipedia:Kratos_(mythology)|Kratos]] (not the god of war) (Strength)
File:Samson.png|[[wikipedia:Samson|Samson]] (Strength)
File:Hermit Purple.png|[https://jojowiki.com/Hermit_Purple Purple Hermit] (Hermit)
File:William Tell.png|[[wikipedia:William_Tell|William Tell]] (Hermit)
File:Aeolus.png|[[wikipedia:Aeolus_(son_of_Hippotes)|Aeolus]] (Fortune)
File:Momus.png|[[Cobson|Momus]] (Justice, Formerly the Fool)
File:Marzana-Morana.png|[[wikipedia:Morana_(goddess)|Marzana/Morana]] (Death)
File:Columbia.png|[[wikipedia:Columbine_(stock_character)|Columbina]] (Temperance)
File:Bloody Mary.png|[[wikipedia:Bloody_Mary_(folklore)|Bloody Mary]] (Devil)
File:Erik.png|alt=Phantom of the Opera (Devil)|[[wikipedia:Erik_(The_Phantom_of_the_Opera)|Erik]] (Devil)
File:Kafka.png|alt=Gregor (Tower)|[[wikipedia:Franz_Kafka|Kafka]] (Tower)
File:Squidward Suicide.png|[https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Squidward%27s_Suicide Squidward's Suicide] (Tower)
File:Caligari.png|[[Dr. Caligari|Caligari]] (Moon)
File:Ixchel.png|[[wikipedia:Ixchel|Ix-chel]] (Moon)
File:Carter Roosevelt Pewterschmidt .png|[[The Dark lord|Carter Roosevelt Pewterschmidt]] (World)
</gallery>

==Reception==
According to reception, the audience find this game peak thanks to the music and the gameplay similar to past games. One thing that this series stands our on its own was the character creation where people can create their own protagonists or ocs. Audiences also adored all the smokin' new waifus/dynamite gals in the game with some even considering Persona PP's setting to be HOT CHICK HEAVEN.

===Woke Controversy===
Many far right gamers are angry at persona PP for adding non binary on the character customization mechanic (similar to the tomodachi life 2 situation)

==Trivia==

*[[File:Persona PP Green.png|thumb|218x218px|This is what it looks like if you unlock the secret code]]If you type in "PP6" in the type in code settings, you will unlock the green version making the homescreen and the logo green
*Milkweed Academy is TBA
*In PERSONA PP, the battle theme is [https://youtu.be/lbMGzU8Rb34?si=eMWg-8uy1tXY5Mwg Child Abuse] (yes, its a real song in PERSONA but its now remastered)
* Adam Sandler is the only persona to be based on a celebrity instead of being a fictional character (only public domain), a mythological character, and a historical figure

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[[Category:Persona PP]]

Big Nigga

2026-09-13T04:48:11Z

Ninespit: /* In Fanboy And Chum Chum */

[[File:Artworks-zLroHq3be0JUEN5C-8uQfYA-t500x500.jpg|center|thumb|that one guy in the bottom left tho]]
[[File:Big Nigga.jpg|right|frameless]]
Big Nigga, Formally known as '''Nibiru,The Primal Being''', is a jöttun who self-enrolled as the guardian of planet Earth for 4000 years. He can normally be seen boolin' at the Atlantic Ocean, but would often visit New York to catch some B-ball or to arm wrestle with [[Drip kong|King Kong]] or [[Godzilla]]. Not only is he very powerful in real life, to prevent Earth from life ending cataclysmic events, terrestrial or extraterrestrial, he is also a high tier card in the Yu-Gi-Oh! meta. Dominating the scene in 2019.

He clashes most often with his gluttonous evil twin, known as [[Leviathan]].

== In Fanboy And Chum Chum ==
[[File:83fa2379aea087fb76cf7a88dfdb1444.jpg|left|frameless]]
In the episode: '''''20 Dollars for 20/20 Vision''''', the duo encounter Big Nigga snoozin' on his mattress sheet of cash by accident, and asked him how he managed to gain those fat stacks. The Great Giant replied that back in 1920s Florida. He was the OG Florida man, and he used to do a freelance showman business where people would pay him money to crack whatever they given them with his head, such as coconuts, logs and goat skulls. That was, until his last battle: facing off an unsuspecting train. He won but sustained enough damage that he was forced to return to sea, only resurfacing once every decade or so to headbutt [[Spaicy chicross|Spiacy Chicross]]. Since then, he used copyright laws to force American News stations to pay him every time they wish to uses his naming likeness, for a sensational news story, and has been making bank.

[[File:NibiruthePrimalBeing-RA01-EN-SR-1E.png|thumb|Him depicted in Yu-Gi-Oh]]
Confused by his story. The duo just asked him if he can just spare them a twenty dollar bill. Big Nigga aware of his own immense wealth, apathetically but generously parted a giant ass 20 dollar bill to them. The two thanked and used it to para-glide off of Big Nigga's domain and back to Galaxy Hills to pay Oz to get Odin's eye, and gave it to Kyle, so that he can bring back Chum Chum's nose to its rightful place. Long story short, Kyle dupes them so that he would be powerful enough to stop them, attacks them, and still gets his ass whooped. The conflict made the duo realize that Chum Chum realized that he had his nose all along.
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[[Category:Gods of fitness]]
[[Category:Overpowered Characters]]
[[Category:Black characters]]
[[Category:Guardians]]
[[Category:Big Man]]
[[Category:Fat]]
[[Category:Fat Albert]]
[[Category:Fatass]]
[[Category:Air fryer owner]]
[[Category:Heroes]]
[[Category:WWE Wrestlers]]
[[Category:Rappers]]

John Ivelostfaithinhumanity Jr

2026-09-11T07:09:52Z

Ninespit:

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{{Quote|'''MAY CHAOS TAKE THE OMNIVERSE!!!'''|John Ivelostfaithinhumanity Jr.}}
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Also even before the ''Omniverse Saga'' started, he had that surname lmfao.

He fucking hates Archeon The (N)everchosen the most for making a LARPing mockery of himself and quickly retconned him away to oblivion in the minds of Warhammer Fantasy and AoS fanboys.

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[[Category:Enriquian]]
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Stars wars mighty bean bean burrito

2026-09-11T06:54:22Z

Ninespit:

[[File:Starwnrs.jpg|thumb|382x382px|youse the forse lukr]]
in 2004 to promot e thje snew starwarrts mavoie mightybeans and starhammers mad some more stupid fuckin shit to promote starteaks

the Stars wars mighty bean bean burrito is filled with mighty beans ans is inedible

the bruito incliudes:

luke

oby one

jarbluncky

spock

wookiepedia

darf vodor

boss gungha

storm troper

boby fatt

emporor poopatine

emplemon

whookie

ac mashine

yode

i gues numba ayytee ate

peefreepeo

r2 d2 relic ruines

the bugs form starhip troppers

hostile elder oak

gulp shito

padde

manakin

wanakin

han soloui

obby z won kenobi

master belch

han double

wato

jarblunkiey

dr.mechanicfux

gogoo gaga

bebe 8

ramblin evil jawa

ewok musk

killer krab

captain cruel

tribbles

phleggles

fingles dingholes

crocodile

crocodino

scapelli

[[Akinator|anakinaetor]]

max oayne

gygias

Stars wars mighty bean bean burrito

2026-09-11T06:53:52Z

Ninespit:

[[File:Starwnrs.jpg|thumb|382x382px|youse the forse lukr]]
in 2004 to promot e thje snew starwarrts mavoie mightybeans and starhammers mad some more stupid fuckin shit to promote starteaks

the Stars wars mighty bean bean burrito is filled with mighty beans ans is inedible

the bruito incliudes:

luke

oby one

jarbluncky

spock

wookiepedia

darf gayder

boss gungha

storm troper

boby fatt

emporor poopatine

emplemon

whookie

ac mashine

yode

i gues numba ayytee ate

peefreepeo

r2 d2 relic ruines

the bugs form starhip troppers

hostile elder oak

gulp shito

padde

manakin

wanakin

han soloui

obby z won kenobi

master belch

han double

wato

jarblunkiey

dr.mechanicfux

gogoo gaga

bebe 8

ramblin evil jawa

ewok musk

killer krab

captain cruel

tribbles

phleggles

fingles dingholes

crocodile

crocodino

scapelli

[[Akinator|anakinaetor]]

max oayne

gygias

Stars wars mighty bean bean burrito

2026-09-11T06:50:59Z

Ninespit:

[[File:Starwnrs.jpg|thumb|382x382px|youse the forse lukr]]
in 2004 to promot e thje snew starwarrts mavoie mightybeans and starhammers mad some more stupid fuckin shit to promote starteaks

the Stars wars mighty bean bean burrito is filled with mighty beans ans is inedible

the bruito incliudes:

luke

oby one

jarbluncky

spock

wookiepedia

boss gungha

storm troper

emporor poopatine

emplemon

whookie

ac mashine

yode

i gues numba ayytee ate

peefreepeo

r2 d2 relic ruines

the bugs form starhip troppers

hostile elder oak

gulp shito

padde

manakin

wanakin

han soloui

obby z won kenobi

master belch

han double

wato

jarblunkiey

dr.mechanicfux

gogoo gaga

bebe 8

ramblin evil jawa

ewok musk

killer krab

captain cruel

tribbles

phleggles

fingles dingholes

crocodile

crocodino

scapelli

[[Akinator|anakinaetor]]

max oayne

gygias

Stars wars mighty bean bean burrito

2026-09-11T06:43:16Z

Ninespit:

[[File:Starwnrs.jpg|thumb|382x382px|youse the forse lukr]]
in 2004 to promot e thje snew starwarrts mavoie mightybeans and starhammers mad some more stupid fuckin shit to promote starteaks

the Stars wars mighty bean bean burrito is filled with mighty beans ans is inedible

the bruito incliudes:

luke

oby one

jarbluncky

spock

wookiepedia

boss gungha

storm troper

emporor poopatine

emplemon

whookie

yode

i gues numba ayytee ate

peefreepeo

r2 d2 relic ruines

the bugs form starhip troppers

hostile elder oak

gulp shito

manakin

wanakin

han soloui

master belch

han double

wato

jarblunkiey

dr.mechanicfux

bebe 8

ramblin evil jawa

ewok musk

killer krab

captain cruel

tribbles

phleggles

fingles dingholes

crocodile

crocodino

scapelli

max oayne

gygias