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Talk:Bro respeta

2026-04-21T01:53:14Z

Monsturd1954: Created page with "Qué significa el bro respeta hermanos ya me tienen cansado, ustedes lo usan como burla, pero yo cuando les respondo con ese comentario es que su comentario me dejo en llanto porque se me pasan de rosca, ustedes piensan que pueden jugar conmigo pero hermanos, yo tengo sentimientos y cuando me dicen gustambo a mí se me quiebra la voz y yo empiezo a llorar sin control, el bro respeta no es un juego hermanos la otra vez mi abuela me dijo bro respeta y pues sé que estuve m..."

Qué significa el bro respeta hermanos ya me tienen cansado, ustedes lo usan como burla, pero yo cuando les respondo con ese comentario es que su comentario me dejo en llanto porque se me pasan de rosca, ustedes piensan que pueden jugar conmigo pero hermanos, yo tengo sentimientos y cuando me dicen gustambo a mí se me quiebra la voz y yo empiezo a llorar sin control, el bro respeta no es un juego hermanos la otra vez mi abuela me dijo bro respeta y pues sé que estuve mal pero me enojé y la aventé de las escaleras pero fue más por el susto porque sabra Dios cómo le hizo para subirse si esta en estado vegetal

Bro respeta

2026-04-21T01:52:28Z

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== Qué significa el bro respeta hermanos ya me tienen cansado, ustedes lo usan como burla, pero yo cuando les respondo con ese comentario es que su comentario me dejo en llanto porque se me pasan de rosca, ustedes piensan que pueden jugar conmigo pero hermanos, yo tengo sentimientos y cuando me dicen gustambo a mí se me quiebra la voz y yo empiezo a llorar sin control, el bro respeta no es un juego hermanos la otra vez mi abuela me dijo bro respeta y pues sé que estuve mal pero me enojé y la aventé de las escaleras pero fue más por el susto porque sabra Dios cómo le hizo para subirse si esta en estado vegetal ==

=== Qué significa el bro respeta hermanos ya me tienen cansado, ustedes lo usan como burla, pero yo cuando les respondo con ese comentario es que su comentario me dejo en llanto porque se me pasan de rosca, ustedes piensan que pueden jugar conmigo pero hermanos, yo tengo sentimientos y cuando me dicen gustambo a mí se me quiebra la voz y yo empiezo a llorar sin control, el bro respeta no es un juego hermanos la otra vez mi abuela me dijo bro respeta y pues sé que estuve mal pero me enojé y la aventé de las escaleras pero fue más por el susto porque sabra Dios cómo le hizo para subirse si esta en estado vegetal ===
<blockquote>Qué significa el bro respeta hermanos ya me tienen cansado, ustedes lo usan como burla, pero yo cuando les respondo con ese comentario es que su comentario me dejo en llanto porque se me pasan de rosca, ustedes piensan que pueden jugar conmigo pero hermanos, yo tengo sentimientos y cuando me dicen gustambo a mí se me quiebra la voz y yo empiezo a llorar sin control, el bro respeta no es un juego hermanos la otra vez mi abuela me dijo bro respeta y pues sé que estuve mal pero me enojé y la aventé de las escaleras pero fue más por el susto porque sabra Dios cómo le hizo para subirse si esta en estado vegetal</blockquote>Qué significa el bro respeta hermanos ya me tienen cansado, ustedes lo usan como burla, pero yo cuando les respondo con ese comentario es que su comentario me dejo en llanto porque se me pasan de rosca, ustedes piensan que pueden jugar conmigo pero hermanos, yo tengo sentimientos y cuando me dicen gustambo a mí se me quiebra la voz y yo empiezo a llorar sin control, el bro respeta no es un juego hermanos la otra vez mi abuela me dijo bro respeta y pues sé que estuve mal pero me enojé y la aventé de las escaleras pero fue más por el susto porque sabra Dios cómo le hizo para subirse si esta en estado vegetal
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== Comments ==
Qué significa el bro respeta hermanos ya me tienen cansado, ustedes lo usan como burla, pero yo cuando les respondo con ese comentario es que su comentario me dejo en llanto porque se me pasan de rosca, ustedes piensan que pueden jugar conmigo pero hermanos, yo tengo sentimientos y cuando me dicen gustambo a mí se me quiebra la voz y yo empiezo a llorar sin control, el bro respeta no es un juego hermanos la otra vez mi abuela me dijo bro respeta y pues sé que estuve mal pero me enojé y la aventé de las escaleras pero fue más por el susto porque sabra Dios cómo le hizo para subirse si esta en estado vegetal
 -- [[User:Monsturd1954|Monsturd1954]] ([[User talk:Monsturd1954|talk]]) 21:52, 20 April 2026 (EDT)

Bro respeta

2026-04-20T07:18:23Z

Monsturd1954: Created page with "== Qué significa el bro respeta hermanos ya me tienen cansado, ustedes lo usan como burla, pero yo cuando les respondo con ese comentario es que su comentario me dejo en llanto porque se me pasan de rosca, ustedes piensan que pueden jugar conmigo pero hermanos, yo tengo sentimientos y cuando me dicen gustambo a mí se me quiebra la voz y yo empiezo a llorar sin control, el bro respeta no es un juego hermanos la otra vez mi abuela me dijo bro respeta y pues sé que estuv..."

Tom bombadil

2026-02-08T00:55:37Z

Monsturd1954:

[[File:Tombombodil.mp4|thumb|700px|All of the saiyans are his cumsluts]]<blockquote>'''"Suddenly I was in fornt of teh School. In front of me wuz one of da sexiest goth guyz I had ever seen. He was wering long blak hair, kinda like Mikey Way only black. He had gren eyes like Billie Joe Amstrung and pale whit skin. He wuz wearing a blak ripped up suit wif Vans. It was…………………….Tom Bombodil!1111"-''' oneby darknesa ravenway</blockquote>
'''Tom Satan Bombodil''', also known as '''Lord Volfemort''', or '''Tom Rid''', is a dark wizard and the leader of [[Pteracuda's Narcoterrorist Monster Cartel|da deth deelers]] and the only creature that can possibly think of overthrowing god himself, every single undefeatable from the unanything wiki looks like single celled organisms compared to him (which isn't surprising since they are all weak as fuck), he made super shenron his cumslut but still could not defeat the abomination known as vampire potter, he's also a homeless hippie living in a shed in the middle of the fucking forest sometimes.
[[File:Durr hurrr.jpg|thumb|Why does he have [[Garfield|an orange cat]] on his shoulder he has a pet snake named nagini who the fuck is this '''"Voldemort got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his face. “I hath telekinesis.” he answered"''']]

He is the main antagonist of the 2007 horror comedy novel My Immortal and its film adaptation of the same name.

Tom bomboclat is the true main antagonist of J.R.R tolkien's middle earth legendarium and the third dark lord of middle earth after sauron got acked by 2 midgets.

SOMEHOW he was defeated by the shitass [[Nate "Harry potter" Higgers|Harry potter]] before he became an abomination but his power has only increased from there

== A Gay Theory ==
On the 2nd of May, 2022, An intellectual literary analyst who calls theirself Dark-Lord- posits a theory on The My Immortal Wiki that Tom Satan Bombadil and Da Death Deelers are actually the '''protagonist''' of the novel version of My Immortal. The theory given goes:

''"After listening to the entire story as read by Overly Sarcastic Productions, I suddenly came up with this crackpot theory; Voldemort and his Death Deelers are actually aware of being in a bad fan fiction and try very hard to restore the universe to its canon state.''
''Voldemort, being one of the most powerful and knowledgeable wizards alive, realized something was wrong. The fact he now needed a broomstick to fly instead of doing so unsupported was evidence enough. He pinpointed the source of this problem to Ebony. So, in an attempt to restore the universe to normal, he attacked Ebony during chapter nine.''

''Sadly, Ebony's powers proved too much for Voldemort, so he decided to pick another tactic; He used legillimency (telekinesis) on her and saw how she loved both Harry and Draco. Voldemort then used this knowledge to mentally break her with a sadistic choice. Either kill Harry or let Draco be killed. Since Voldemort's fearsome reputation somehow remained intact, despite losing the majority of his powers, this threat actually affected Ebony.''

''His plan almost worked when he and his Death Deelers invaded an MCR concert for the second time, were it not for the fact Ebony's innate reality warping powers even managed to sway Dumblydore to the Goffic side, meaning the only wizard Voldemort feared now fought for Ebony.''

''When Ebony traveled back in time to the 80's, Voldemort actually followed her. Since Voldemort did not canonically have a corporeal form during said time period, the Voldemort from the 2000's actually followed Ebony back into the past and disguised himself as Tom Satan Bombodil. This is the reason why he knows what will happen in the future. He used this form to manipulate Ebony into loving him, which would make her vulnerable.''

''However, the shenanigans resulting from two time travelers trying to change history resulted in two timelines:''

* ''In the first timeline (The "troll" chapter), Voldemort and Snap work together to make Ebony jump in front of a bullet meant for Lucian Malfoy. This has the desired result, as Ebony's grip on the universe is broken, reverting everyone to their canon self.''
* ''The second timeline resulted in a Latin standoff. As Ebony's sanity started breaking under the pressure of choosing between Harry, Draco or Tom Satan Bombodil, so also weakened her grip on the Harry Potter universe. Said universe started to fall apart, which was evident in how incoherent the story became in later chapters. This meant Voldemort also slowly regained his enormous powers. As a result, he grew more bolder and directly attacked Ebony and her friends."''

With the information given, it would fit neatly that Ebony is the only opponent that challenges his authority due to her narrative warping powers, and though he fails at saving the universe of Harry Potter, turning into further mess of grammar and context. He nevertheless had beaten her as the anticlimactic cliffhanger ending indicates Tom succeeded in killing Ebony and therefore ending the fanfic, reaching new heights of power after that experience, hence why anime bitches couldn't fuck him over, no matter how hard they try.
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THε ΩVERS3ER

2026-02-08T00:52:48Z

Monsturd1954:

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This article is from another wiki and is currently being adapted to fit this wiki. Original article: [https://norm.miraheze.org/wiki/The_Overseer]
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* The Equilibrium Guardian
* Osiris
* Brahma
* Vishnu
* Shiva
* [[File:Overseer Redaction.gif|10px|link=]][[File:Overseer Redaction.gif|10px|link=]][[File:Overseer Redaction.gif|10px|link=]][[File:Overseer Redaction.gif|10px|link=]]
* The Keeper of Light and Dark
* Destroyer of Instability
| relatives = 
* Siblings (other members of the [[Zalpha Council]])
** [[Necro]]
** [[Kronos]]
** [[N]]
** [[Stlon]]
** [[Scammer McScamton]]
** [[Sam the Stickman]]
* [[True God|God]] (creator)
* [[The Oppressor]] (creation)
| affiliation = The Ω symbol
| occupation = Protector of the Omniverse
| normiverse = N/A
| isoriginal = Obviously.
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| species = 𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐞.
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| weight = 𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐞.
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{{Quote|Hey, this apple isn't bad. It's quite good actually... 流れてく時の中ででも気だるさがほらグルグル廻って. [[File:Bad Apple.ogg]]}}
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ʜɪꜱ ᴢᴀʟᴘʜᴀɴᴇꜱꜱ '''ᴛ̴͇̪̦͎̼͋͆͂̈́̎ʜ̷͖̖͔̖̫̙͊͒͝ᴇ̴̔̎̑͗̾̕ ̴̡̲͔̥͈̒̀ᴏ̸ᴠ̶̡̜̟͔̆͋ᴇ̵͕̜̯̂̆̅͠ʀ̴͖̭͊̃̒Sᴇ̶̈ᴇ̶͍́͠ʀ̷̞̒̔̔̇̒̕''' (in Egyptian mythology) ᴏꜱɪʀɪꜱ, (in Indian mythology) ''VISHNU'', (in Japanese) 監督者 ''ᴋᴀɴᴛᴏᴋᴜ-ꜱʜᴀ'', god of stability, keeper of the peace, inventor of the = symbol, the words "Equilibrium", "Optimum", "[[File:Overseer Redaction.gif|10px|link=]][[File:Overseer Redaction.gif|10px|link=]][[File:Overseer Redaction.gif|10px|link=]][[File:Overseer Redaction.gif|10px|link=]][[File:Overseer Redaction.gif|10px|link=]]" and the Ω symbol, is a member of the [[Zalpha Council]], and creator of [[The Oppressor]]. In fact, he has created the oppressors for every single known multiverse in existence, making him the ultimate controller, operator, and master of stability in every known [[multiverse]] in the [[Omniverse|Omniverse]].

The Overseer is one of the many godlike elite members of the Zalpha Council, 12 fractures of God created to create, maintain, and destroy the [[omniverse|omniverse]]. Not even other godlike beings like [[FreakyBob]] could beat even one of the members. In fact, a single member could eradicate all of fiction, every single character in the omniverse, from [[Nate "Harry potter" Higgers|Harry Potter]] to [[Elon Musk|Elon Musk]], even [[Jackthepogchamp68|Jackthepogchamp68]] doesn't stand a chance against them. Of course, this is excluding the other members of the council. To be clear, all of the council's members are equally powerful.

==Abilities==

*'''Fly:''' All gods can fly, what did you expect?
*'''Creation:''' All Zalpha Council members can create entire creations, with their own set of gods.
*'''Oppressor Create:''' Can create Oppressors, and send them to new multiverses
*'''Teleport:''' Can teleport anywhere, even into [[NV-00|The Void]].
*'''Infinity:''' Can resist all forms of attack from any being weaker than it, and reduce 75% of damage from higher beings. (almost no one is stronger)
*'''Mind-Control:''' Can force weaker beings to obey his every command
*'''Telepathy:''' Can communicate mentally with all beings, even if they resist it
*'''Telekinesis:''' Can generate velocity on static objects by merely thinking about it
*'''Manifestation:''' Can create literally anything, imaginable or not
*'''Shapeshift:''' Can take any form they please, even 4+ dimensional ones
*'''Terminus:''' Can make any being vanish forever. They simply stop existing.
*...∞ more

==Biography ==

===Let There Be Light ===
The Overseer was born on the 32nd of [[File:Overseer Redaction.gif|10px|link=]][[File:Overseer Redaction.gif|10px|link=]][[File:Overseer Redaction.gif|10px|link=]][[File:Overseer Redaction.gif|10px|link=]][[File:Overseer Redaction.gif|10px|link=]][[File:Overseer Redaction.gif|10px|link=]][[File:Overseer Redaction.gif|10px|link=]], [[File:Overseer Redaction.gif|10px|link=]][[File:Overseer Redaction.gif|10px|link=]][[File:Overseer Redaction.gif|10px|link=]][[File:Overseer Redaction.gif|10px|link=]][[File:Overseer Redaction.gif|10px|link=]][[File:Overseer Redaction.gif|10px|link=]][[File:Overseer Redaction.gif|10px|link=]][[File:Overseer Redaction.gif|10px|link=]][[File:Overseer Redaction.gif|10px|link=]] [[Before Twitter Bought|BTB]], alongside the other [[Zalpha Council]] members, but something was off. No one was there to claim to be their creator. In fact, there was absolutely nothing. Could it be... they created themselves? This theory was proven false by the [[Archono Union]] after a major discovery showing that [https://archonodb.com/w/Omnisim there is, indeed, a creator of the Zalpha Council]. However, due to the sheer power required to do such a thing, they have been exhausted of all of their power and are not considered as much as a threat than the council. This does mean that the council were (and still are) capable of killing them if they wanted to, however they haven't killed him because they respect their creator.

At the time of their creation, the [[Omniverse]] was not a thing, and the entirety of existence was an [[NV-00|infinite void]]. To fix this, the council created micrillions of creations (multiverses), each controlling and ruling various of their own. The Overseer took the task of watching over the Omniverse in its entirety. to prevent them from collapsing. He decided to do this after his first creation, '''[[File:Overseer Redaction.gif|10px|link=]][[File:Overseer Redaction.gif|10px|link=]][[File:Overseer Redaction.gif|10px|link=]][[File:Overseer Redaction.gif|10px|link=]][[File:Overseer Redaction.gif|10px|link=]]''', collapsed after he was gone checking out one of [[Scammer McScamton]]'s creations.

===Creation of the Oppressors ===
Because of the sheer size of the Omniverse, the Overseer could not perform this task alone. In every single creation, a singular being was chosen to be in charge of protecting the multiverse. These beings were known as the Oppressors, the "Guardians of Creation". They were given a share of The Overseer's power each, and were not told of each other's existence. As far as they know, they are the only oppressor.

The Oppressors all operated with their jobs as usual. However, a specific one in a specific universe once created a force known as "The [[Oppressed]]", thanks to another being known as P[[File:Overseer Redaction.gif|10px|link=]][[File:Overseer Redaction.gif|10px|link=]][[File:Overseer Redaction.gif|10px|link=]][[File:Overseer Redaction.gif|10px|link=]][[File:Overseer Redaction.gif|10px|link=]]. The Oppressed were zombie-like creatures that reproduced in hiveminds, obeying The Oppressor's every command, to eradicate anything that stands in their way.

The Overseer saw this as "diving too far into the dark side" and rejected the idea. However, they could have a use in the future.

===Mythological Speculation===
The Overseer planned on getting to know the people of his creations. He appeared to them as a deity they decided to call "Osiris".<ref>[[wikipedia:Osiris]]</ref> Shortly after, the Hindus also learnt about this being and named him Vishnu, the god of preservation and stability.<ref>[[wikipedia:Vishnu]]</ref> However, he also appeared as their other deities Brahma and Shiva, making the Hindus believe that The Overseer was three people, but in fact it was only one. However, they probably predicted the existence of other council members.

===Deity Control===
The Overseer decided he wanted to have a little fun. He made all of the Oppressors appear to the people of creations as "god", and to disregard the existence of other gods that they may believe. This came to result in the birth of religions such as Christianity, Islam, Judaism, and many more smaller ones. This did annoy some of the Zalpha Council members, but they didn't care as now they can attack them since they don't believe in them thus they won't expect an attack. This led to some creations converting back to Zalphism, however the [[Multiverse|New Norm Multiverse]] stayed a Monotheistic multiverse.

===Freaky Saga Shenanigans===
The Overseer was aware of the flaws that the Freaky Saga contained. After the Freaky Saga declared war on Miraheze, it was the last straw. He killed the Oppressor of their universe, leaving them completely vulnerable to any dimensional instability. Slowly the universe started to collapse. He also decided to kill the [[Mort]] of that universe, a terrible ripoff of the true [https://m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLy--PyMHQQ9mHaUMO8ZgWM8ISO7OcX-sU Mort]. After a short month of waiting, Miraheze stepped in and began to tear the universe apart. The Overseer saw the good in a few characters from the wiki such as Hidan and Vera, and let them escape before it was too late. However, they managed to return to normal and everything was undone with the help of [[Stlon]].

==Personality==
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===Criminal Record===

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*<big> None - it's not possible to punish a god.</big>

===Characteristics and Traits===
The Overseer isn't the nicest of guys but still respects all life that there is to exist at any given moment. He communicates in a variation of Shakespearean English to show his superiority, and prevent anyone from wanting to get any ideas like [[File:Overseer Redaction.gif|10px|link=]][[File:Overseer Redaction.gif|10px|link=]][[File:Overseer Redaction.gif|10px|link=]][[File:Overseer Redaction.gif|10px|link=]][[File:Overseer Redaction.gif|10px|link=]].

==Relations==

===Allies===

====<center><big>'''[[Necro]]'''</big></center>====
Necro is another member of the [[Zalpha Council]]. They were there with The Overseer since the very dawn of time itself. Necro created various other universes that The Overseer does not interfere with other than keeping them stable. However, Necro is known by The Overseer to have issues with a power dynamic, so he decides to take over random universes that he hates. This angers most of the other Zalpha Council members however, therefore Necro tries not to do it. But then again, [[Archono Union#Zalpha Council|it still happens occasionally]].
====<center><big>'''[[Stlon]]'''</big></center>====
Stlon is also a member of the Zalpha Council, who was befriended by the [[Archono Union]] and helps them at times. They don't really have an opinion on The Overseer's actions.
===Enemies===

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==Trivia==
*The background for this page was made using Scratch.
*Heavily inspired by the Equinox aura from Sol's RNG.
*He might be connected to the concept of God mentioned from an ideology called Pythagorean Illuminism, a set of books describing Ontological Mathematics as proofs for the existence of the Monad. The math symbol represents finality of the Monad.
*Slope Dude is an active follower and is considered to be a true believer.
*He's one of the only serious members of the [[Zalpha Council]], besides [[Stlon]] and '''[TBA]'''.
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==Citations==
[[Category:Gods]]
[[Category:Zalpha Council]]
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Spiderus

2026-02-07T19:42:41Z

Monsturd1954:

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}}Spiderus is a '''<s>bitch from some Nickelodeon show that literally no one cares about, except for this</s>''' spider who is [https://wiki.soyjak.st/Best_known_for known for being] '''<s>the ugliest thing you will ever see in your life and therefore you should avoid him at all costs, and</s>''' the main antagonist of the 2024 romance/horror movie [[Deadpool and wolverine's adventures of poohing|Deadpool and Wolverine's Adventures of Poohing]].

== History ==
he was originally a very normal jumping spider (menemerus bivittatus) except for the fact he had a human face from radiation experiments conducted by [[Zigra]], but it looked relatively normal until [[Scary bilbo baggins]] needed a test subject to try and look like [[Vivian|a valid trans woman]] so he subjected spiderus to thousands of botched HRT and facial surgeries that ended up making him look like a '''<big>MONSTER!</big>''' A disgusting freak! And thus, '''The Ugliest Creature Ever was created.'''

=== Deadpool and Wolverine 2: The Death Of Poohing ===
Since the multiverse was running out of space to house fanon wikis, he conspired with [[Dr. Robotnik]] to create a second working time ripper so he could destroy the pooh's adventures wiki universe and all other fanon wikis to stop [[Biffy Jones]] from poohing all the space in the multiverse with meaningless fanfictions.

When Biffy Jones arrived in his home at 2 pm after leaving school, Spiderus ambushed him and took away his ipad, leaving him very sad, but then deadpool, wolverine and [https://skullgirlz.wiki/index.php/Special:AllPages literally the entire multiverse] all came to his aid to stop Spiderus from fucking up the poohingverse.

He summons [[Gario|Gario,]] [https://poohadventures.fandom.com/wiki/Evil_Pooh Evil Pooh,] Shadow the Hedgehog, Wikipe-tan and [[Evil fanboy and chumchum]] to kill [[Weezer tripod]], [[Brody Foxx]] and [[Italian spiderman]] in da hood of Roblox. But they are all defeated, except for Shadow the Hedgehog, who is later killed and [[Vore|vored]] by [[ShadeTheVulpix306]].

He then convinces [[Vector the Crocodile]] to join his army and betray everyone, but then betrays Vector and kills him so he could gain control of his army of [[Skibidi tripods]].
[[File:Spiderus(1).jpg|thumb|OH GOD HE EVEN HAS TEETH]]

Afterwards, he merges the time ripper with a mobile Skibidi Ubertripod to create a powerful mobile superweapon that can control the Skibidi Tripods and to be used as an upgraded time ripper, so he ends up traveling to the past and destroys the [[Solar System|skullgirlz solar system]] with Skibidi Tripods so that nothing in this wiki ever happened before moving on to destroy other fanon wikis, leaving Deadpool, Wolverine and Biffy Jones as the sole survivors of the catastrophe due to the fact that they are not from the skullgirlz wiki.

He then appears at the climax of the movie about to destroy the pooh's adventures wiki by DDOSing [[Perkins Miller|Fandom]] with his Skibidi Time Ripper but Deadpool and Wolverine interrupt him and he accidentally performs a DDOS attack on reality itself, creating a poohingularity. Spiderus is sucked into the poohingularity along with the time ripper and is killed, ending his threat for good. Afterwards Biffy's ipad is returned and the multiverse is restored.

=== Creating [[Pteracuda]] ===
during an unknown period of time before the events that would lead to his death, spiderus created a monster that would later become known as [[Pteracuda]]

== Trivia ==

* That Pooh's Adventure movie was rated and 18+ and tagged as horror because Spiderus is that fucking ugly.
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Spiderus

2026-02-07T06:11:28Z

Monsturd1954:

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}}Spiderus is a '''<s>bitch from some Nickelodeon show that literally no one cares about, except for this</s>''' spider who is [https://wiki.soyjak.st/Best_known_for known for being] '''<s>the ugliest thing you will ever see in your life and therefore you should avoid him at all costs, and</s>''' the main antagonist of the 2024 romance/horror movie [[Deadpool and wolverine's adventures of poohing|Deadpool and Wolverine's Adventures of Poohing]].

== History ==
he was originally a very normal jumping spider (menemerus bivittatus) except for the fact he had a human face from radiation experiments conducted by [[Zigra]], but it looked relatively normal until [[Scary bilbo baggins]] needed a test subject to try and look like [[Vivian|a valid trans woman]] so he subjected spiderus to thousands of botched HRT and facial surgeries that ended up making him look like a '''<big>MONSTER!</big>''' A disgusting freak! And thus, '''The Ugliest Creature Ever was created.'''

=== Deadpool and Wolverine 2: The Death Of Poohing ===
Since the multiverse was running out of space to house fanon wikis, he conspired with [[Dr. Robotnik]] to create a second working time ripper so he could destroy the pooh's adventures wiki universe and all other fanon wikis to stop [[Biffy Jones]] from poohing all the space in the multiverse with meaningless fanfictions.

When Biffy Jones arrived in his home at 2 pm after leaving school, Spiderus ambushed him and took away his ipad, leaving him very sad, but then deadpool, wolverine and [https://skullgirlz.wiki/index.php/Special:AllPages literally the entire multiverse] all came to his aid to stop Spiderus from fucking up the poohingverse.

He summons [[Gario|Gario,]] [https://poohadventures.fandom.com/wiki/Evil_Pooh Evil Pooh,] Shadow the Hedgehog, Wikipe-tan and [[Evil fanboy and chumchum]] to kill [[Weezer tripod]], [[Brody Foxx]] and [[Italian spiderman]] in da hood of Roblox. But they are all defeated, except for Shadow the Hedgehog, who is later killed and [[Vore|vored]] by [[ShadeTheVulpix306]].

He then convinces [[Vector the Crocodile]] to join his army and betray everyone, but then betrays Vector and kills him so he could gain control of his army of [[Skibidi tripods]].
[[File:Spiderus(1).jpg|thumb|OH GOD HE EVEN HAS TEETH]]

Afterwards, he merges the time ripper with a mobile Skibidi Ubertripod to create a powerful mobile superweapon that can control the Skibidi Tripods and to be used as an upgraded time ripper, so he ends up traveling to the past and destroys the [[Solar System|skullgirlz solar system]] with Skibidi Tripods so that nothing in this wiki ever happened before moving on to destroy other fanon wikis, leaving Deadpool, Wolverine and Biffy Jones as the sole survivors of the catastrophe due to the fact that they are not from the skullgirlz wiki.

He then appears at the climax of the movie about to destroy the pooh's adventures wiki by DDOSing [[Perkins Miller|Fandom]] with his Skibidi Time Ripper but Deadpool and Wolverine interrupt him and he accidentally performs a DDOS attack on reality itself, creating a poohingularity. Spiderus is sucked into the poohingularity along with the time ripper and is killed, ending his threat for good. Afterwards Biffy's ipad is returned and the multiverse is restored.

== Trivia ==

* That Pooh's Adventure movie was rated and 18+ and tagged as horror because Spiderus is that fucking ugly.
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[[Category:Ugly]]
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[[Category:Sad Characters]]
[[Category:Insects]]
[[Category:Plastic Surgery Gone Wrong]]
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Scary bilbo baggins

2026-02-07T06:11:16Z

Monsturd1954: Created page with "thumb Scary bilbo baggins is an evil version of bilbo baggins from the same EVIL dimension as Dark matter and Bean Khan who was so evil he eviled all over the place, responsible for assasinating Biggie Cheese and later the complete destruction of Yonggary island, he is feared however, for being the person who created Spiderus"

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Scary bilbo baggins is an evil version of bilbo baggins from the same EVIL dimension as [[Dark matter]] and [[Bean Khan]] who was so evil he eviled all over the place, responsible for assasinating [[Biggie Cheese]] and later the complete destruction of [[Yonggary island]], he is feared however, for being the person who created [[Spiderus]]

File:Scary-bilbo-ugly.jpg

2026-02-07T06:05:45Z

Monsturd1954:

RRAAAAGH

Pteracuda

2026-02-07T05:59:05Z

Monsturd1954:

[[File:SKREEEEEEE.jpg|alt=Fish pterosaur?|thumb|pteracuda screaming because the DEA busted his biggest shipping]]
pteracuda is the savage, ruthless, insane, deranged and murderous leader of [[Pteracuda's Narcoterrorist Monster Cartel|PNMC]].

he is a barracuda pteranodon abomination created by the late [[Spiderus]] that founded a [[Pteracuda's Narcoterrorist Monster Cartel|drug cartel]], he is one of the archenemies of [[ridley]], [[kraid]], [[mother brain]] and the space pirates, as well as the archenemy of [[Hero]], he has a servant named [[Eustace the deinonychus]]

== The murder of kel ==
After pteracuda captured kel, a rival drug dealer who owed him money, he and his fellow cartel member [[Phantoon]] filmed [[Eustace the deinonychus]] decapitating kel, he then sent the video to mari, a member of the [[Science Special Search Party]] who was a friend of kel, she then cried over kel's death and showed the video to her boyfriend [[Hero]], enraged, he proceeded to fight the members of the cartel and confront Pteracuda in a fight

== Fight with hero ==
during the fight, pteracuda succeeded in ripping hero's right arm off, but they were both taken out by a nearby explosion, hero was killed, but pteracuda survived, albeit horribly maimed, he then flew off and escaped,

He is currently the archenemy of [[Hero]] after hero got revived with chozo technology by the space pirates

Phantoon

2026-02-07T05:57:24Z

Monsturd1954:

[[File:Ghostyghost.png|thumb]]
Phantoon is the older brother of [[SOMETHING]] and younger brother of [[Dark matter]] who is a high ranking member of [[Pteracuda's Narcoterrorist Monster Cartel|PNMC]], he is a spectral ghostly entity from another dimension that joined the drug cartel formed by [[Pteracuda]], he is the brains of the cartel, who makes up the plans,

He is best friends with [[Draygon]], he also has a crush on [[Vivian]],

== History ==

Professor Poopypants

2026-02-07T05:50:02Z

Monsturd1954: /* SCP's he made */

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'''Professor Pippy Pee-Pee Diarrheastein Poopypants, Esq.''', also known as '''Tippy Trinkletrousers''', or formerly as '''Dr. Andonuts''', is a fucking weird [[NPC Alliance|NPC]] Scientist that makes the most bizarre SCPs. Poopypants is very inspired by [[Freaky Bob|Freakybob's]] own [[Freakture|Freaktures]] as Poopypants think that his own versions can change the world and can definitely destroy the Freaky Society by using his very own SCPs to attack them which always fails. Poopypants also had a child named Jeff but he abandoned him and set him in the orphanage when he found out Jeff thought the NPCs were stupid. [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick Star|Patrick]] seems to hate this dude for polluting [[Bikini Bottom]] with his very idiotic gadgets.

In the ''Captain Underpants: Halloween Hack'' by Toby Fox, he is seen over his limits and tries to kill George, Harold, [[Sans Urameshi|Sans]], and [[Kazuma Papyrus|Papyrus]] all for uncovering his secrets about him and his deceased wife that Poopypants killed. He is also seen traveling to time in the Post-Timeskip when [[Mr. Game & Watch]] needed him to create SCPs. In that same Timeskip, Poopypants liked the future and told Mr. Game & Watch if he changed the world and is acknowledged as a hero but Mr. Game & Watch laughed. Poopypants is now under the Head Scientist group for SCP Creations that Poopypants thinks are the greatest things in the world.

He created [[Skibidi Toilet]] in the Pre-Timeskip, that was the only thing universally loved or hated across the world.

He also created most of the other Variants due to seeing [[Variant Marisa]] and due to this he's the fucking reason why the [[Malfested (Freaky Saga)|Malfestation]] and Mutation lore is so fucking complicated that there had to be 2 different groups of variants being SCP Variants and True Variants

== Birth ==
He was born in [[Liechtenstein|Lichtenstein]] before moving to Switzerland with his family. During this time, he was across both countries so there was a chance he could've met [[Heinz Doofenshmirtz|Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz]] but Doofenshmirtz denies this and says the has never met that dude in his life until he saw him in the head scientist group. Poopypants would later be across fame in Switzerland with his gadgets being so good for the judges, he would also later that everyone in Switzerland liked his name for some reasons like his own smelly mother that named him.

== Appearance and Personality ==
Professor Poopypants looks like very old dude just like Granny but unlike Granny, he isn't American and instead holds a heavy German accent. His clothes are kinda changed as he can wear a brown suit or a purple suit, rarely its a red suit. He's also very small just like [[Dr. Hämsterviel]] so Professor Poopypants might be just a human NPC Clone of him but old so who knows. He also has white puffy hair that stretches out everywhere and black glasses to make him look more like a giant nerd for some reason.

Personality wise, Professor Poopypants is similar once again to Dr. Hämsterviel as they are insane, smart, german, nerdy, and Geeky but fuck this guy like Dr. Hämsterviel is way better than this dude, also Professor Poopypants did abandon Jeff and his own wife for no reason. He also sometimes very dumb like just see his SCP Creations and you know exactly how much dumb this dude really is but he kinda makes the job well done. He also has a rivalry with [[Mr. Krupp]] for firing him as Teacher. Right now, Poopypants is only friends with his own SCPs,some members within the [[Agency Against the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society|Agency]] and a few SCP NPC Scientists like Dr. Eggman who have his back but don't really like him.

== SCP's he made ==
This dude has many a lot of SCP's who are either OP as fuck or is just useless and doesn't contribute anything to the [[NPC Alliance]]. Professor Poopypants had the finance to make it under NPC Sponsorships. Dr. Eggman likes to call his SCPs fake and gay, but the reality is his SCPs are the most powerful and the SCPs that the other NPC Alliance members make are pure fodder.

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File:Freakydragon.png|The Ultimate Chimera
File:Ab67616d00001e02ba6548d1b272f647d115a1ca (jj).jpg|George Droyd
File:Bdark.jpg|Black Hiei
File:SCP1471HD.png|Mal0
File:Uglyn.png|[[Dr. Penut|Ugly SCP Tato]]
File:GiantST.png|[[Skibidi Toilet]]
File:Melvin captain underpants movie.png|Professor Poopypants Jr(Most Weakest One)
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Pteracuda's Narcoterrorist Monster Cartel

2026-02-07T05:47:44Z

Monsturd1954: New comments

PNMC (also known as TEMU Monsters) is a criminal drug cartel and one of the many chaos legions dubbed a "fury of chaos" (they smuggle drugs) founded by [[Pteracuda]]. They are one of the gangsta organizations working for the [[⛧ Vermilion Army ⛧|main antagonistic factions of the fanboy & chumchum franchise]]. PNMC exists to destabilize reality through narcotics-driven chaos, feeding higher chaos legions by collapsing social order and transforming suffering into a self-sustaining weapon. The Weed Miser totally rules and owns the scientists that created both heads as the gangstas at M.A.D.B.R.O.W.N.I.E., but however the dinosaurs revolted against their dinosaur obsessed madman, Jack Horner, who created them to serve the chaos gods. Now acting on pure instinct and focused on murdering their pray against whose who run the Good Society, they act as savages that hate everything in their path. They are enemies of other organizations such as the [[卐 Le fr*cking E🅿️IKØ Gaymürs A.K.A. The π Male L.O.S.E.R.S. 卍 ⚠️ No Normies Allowed ⚠️|L.O.S.E.R.S]] considering them parasites feeding off chaos without contributing to entropy. They are the archenemies of [[Hero]] and the [[Science Special Search Party]], the group is mostly comprised of stupid obscure fictional characters and are mostly a team of monsters found within the warp working with the other chaos legions. They can be found trafficking other evil hordes of demons called Teletubbies for various evil organizations and wiping out various institutions with Narco terror. [[Professor Poopypants]] once cloned Freaklin the Turtle's DNA after he got inflected with the Freakycooties to produce a SCP known as Franklin who fights Narcoterrorists like this organization. Professor Poopypants would later end up running from the dinosaur hordes as he fought back. The current state of the organization seeks to recruit as many undetected background monsters before the L.O.S.E.R.S. get to them in order to drown them with background noise and terrorism.

==Personnel==
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Obesaurus.jpg|[[Chill dragon|Ice dragon]]
Indy.png|[[Indoraptor]]
Cebalrai form 2.png|[[Cebalrai]]
Mortimer Gen 2.png|[[Mortimer]]
Arachnus.png|[[Arachnus]]
Thomas.jpg|[[Thomas flyswatter]]
Draygon.jpg|[[Draygon]]
Amirealrender1.jpg|[[Amireal]]
Ghostyghost.png|[[Phantoon]]
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===Trafficking Victims===
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Po.jpg|[[Po]]
Andy Cutscene.png|[[Andy the apple]]
Soy eaters.jpg|[[Mymy]]
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== Comments ==
Bubsy what are you doing 

 -- [[User:Monsturd1954|Monsturd1954]] ([[User talk:Monsturd1954|talk]]) 00:47, 7 February 2026 (EST)

Void ghidorah

2026-02-06T20:23:05Z

Monsturd1954:

{{Character Box 1
|title = king ghidorah
|image = Legless ghidorah.png
|imagegallery = ghidorah
|caption = ghidorah's dragon form
|fullname = ghidorah
|aliases = *the golden shower
*Car fucker
*Snake Eater
*the three headed dragon
*Big gloopy cunt
*Hydra
*the cosmic boogeyman,
*the planet eater
*generic harbringer of the apocalypse
*B̶i̶t̶c̶h̶ ̶a̶s̶s̶ ̶d̶i̶p̶s̶h̶i̶t̶
*Doomsday monster
*False God of destruction
*Winnie the Poop
*The big daddy of all minions
|species = generic doomsday monster
|gender = overpowered character
|family = Godzilla (gay rival), 
Yellow Ferraris (fleshlights)
|home = outer space,
|affiliation = his 'cousins' 
Dark matter
|nationality = Who knows, who cares
|job = A scalie's imitation of the [[Nikocado Avocado|Avogodo]]
|criminality =* Dimensional Merge
*Destroying my Ferrari
*Being fat
*Being black
*Eating pork in Saudi Arabia
*Pretending to be Welsh
|rank = dwagon rawr
|actor = Gilbert Gottfried
|status = Incapacitated too many times
}}King Ghidorah (キングギドラKingu Gidora) also known currently as Void Ghidorah is a cunt who destroys and kills shit the [[Fanboy]] & [[Chum Chum]] franchise, he is some angry kaiju taken over by concentrated black air force energy and turned into overpowered generic doomsday monster that is hellbent on ending time. he can take on many forms, but usually takes on his original form of a three headed dragon.

Unfortunately for him, the world didn't end by his will at all. The [[Nikocado Avocado|Avogodo]], [[The Trinity Goddesses]] and [[Lucas]] separately did what he failed.

People might think that he's more powerful than [[Incredible Gassy]], but they are very wrong as shown in Episode 479 where Incredible Gassy farted on Ghidorah's left head and knocked him out cold, causing yet another tsunami in Japan, and later sent both Gihdorah and Japan to the [[The Shadow Realm|Shadow Realm]].

He is worshipped by many cults such as [[The horror|Jeffrey epstein's island cult]] and the satanic cult that worships Chijiro Fujisaki that is run by [[Tobyn jacobs]], he is the archenemy of [[Godzilla]],

He has a human vessel known as Chihiro Fujisaki who is a blonde femboy from Danganronpa, possessing the body after the kid failed a stupid Japanese game show.

==History and origins==
[[File:Thumb-350-509014.jpg|alt=Death|thumb|Artistic representation of the godzilla and ghidorah war]]

=== Godzilla war ===
Prior to becoming a being of mass destruction, Void Ghidorah was originally the leader and king of an [[alien]] race of space dragons known as the Ghidorah that came from the depths of outer space to attack earth, they waged war upon the gojira, who were dinosaurs protectors of the earth, but he was defeated and he was banished from planet earth, after the war, the only surviving members of the gojira species were [[Godzilla]] and the unrelated [[Godzilla drip]], and ghidorah was left as the sole survivor of his species, while godzilla retired from being a protector of the earth and became fat and depressed, ghidorah ascended to godhood after coming across the most concentrated and powerful black air force aura the ghetto could offer. Discarding his physical body to become a being made out of pure black air force energy, he is now hellbent on destroying the earth and whatever else that could possibly ruin his massive black, golden scales.

==As The Golden Finger ==
In 1987 king ghidorah manifested upon the owner of [[Freddy fazbender|Freddy Fizzbender Pepperonerie]], [[William Afton|Dave Miller]], who had just lost his child, Ghidorah took the form of a yellow bear named [[Winnie the Pooh|Golden freddy]]. He then manipulated a boy called Christohper Robin into being willing sacrifice for the Pooh to eat him and gather more power that he calls; "honey"... He invade the house of the yellow rotting rabbit Dave had become, ate all his shit and became a fat fuck who is currently imprisoned in a ditch, waiting to be set free, so that he may feast on skyscrapers and kaijus and bring about the end of the world.

Once he starved enough to escape his imprisonment. He went about his crusade called [[Poohs adventures wiki|Pooh's Adventures]].[http://Winnie%20the%20Pooh]

==Trivia ==
His genetic material was used in the creation of [[Mecha jirahs]].

EDP445

2026-02-06T20:21:51Z

Monsturd1954:

{{Character_Box_1|title=Sex Offender|fullname=Eat Dat Pussy Four Four Five (Bryant)|aliases=EDP The Horror Eatin Dat Cupcake Mr. Prime Minister Eat Dat Prison Food 445 Solomon Henderson Engineering Design Process my ass ANUS|species=Rocket Ram|gender=Male|born=Early 1700s|family=A part of the Epstein family|home=The Canadian white house or something|affiliation=Canada|nationality=Canadian|job=YouTuber Canadian Prime Minister|rank=Euclid|appears=Part III: Stardust Crusaders Fanboy and Chum Chum: How to Build a Bomb Fanboy and Chum Chum: Masturbation Diaries Fanboy and Chum Chum: The Problem Child|role=Major antagonist|actor=Jeffrey Epstein|image=Creep.jpg}}<blockquote>"You were in it for the minerals, I was in it for the cupcakes."</blockquote><blockquote>"Remember fool, Cupcakes come before bitches"</blockquote>EDP445 is a major antagonist in the Fanboy and Chum Chum lore, and the main antagonist of the Pre-Sky Lark Era. He was the main antagonist of Fanboy and Chum Chum: How to Build a Bomb, and the posthumous overarching antagonist of Fanboy and Chum Chum: Operation ENDGAME and Fanboy and Chum Chum: Masturbation Diaries.

He was a prominent character in the Pre-Timeskip of the main series as well, where he gave [[Kyle]] dating advice and tried to kill furries with [[Angela Anaconda]]. It was later revealed that he was in a leaked group chat along with Justin Trudeau where they exchanged inappropriate content regarding kids. The group chat got leaked and he was forced to seek refuge in Argentina.

==Personality==
He is obsessed with the eagles, he's also poetic and users metaphors to refer to certain things (like referring to children as cupcakes/his cupcakes)

==Part III: Stardust Crusaders==
He was a major antagonist who gave Kyle dating advice on a forum in which he was paid. He developed a crush overtime however (likely because Kyle is a kid) and began doing it for free. When the police found out he was soliciting minors online he fled to argentina along with Justin Trudeau.

==Fanboy and Chum Chum: How to Build a Bomb==
Lost in Argentina, he and Justin Trudeau struggled to fend for themselves until Hank Schrader struck a deal with him after accidentally walking in on his brother-in-law jerking off. Hank would use his nephew as a human sacrifice for the unsatisfiable EDP, and his lust for cupcakes. Justin Trudeau urged him not to, but got killed in the process.

After murdering Hank's brother in law, walter white, he discovered that Justin Trudeau's fortune was in his name and that he'd be elected Canadian Prime Minister automatically for some stupidass reason. He began ruling Canada with an iron fist and planned to kidnap all the little girls in America. [[Fanboy]] found out about this, and planned to confront him. Hank Schrader tried getting in the way, but when EDP realized he could use this as an opportunity to torture Fanboy out of his intel, he used connections online to hire a group of neo-nazis to join him in pursuing the two.

During their stand-off in Canada, the neo-nazis interrupted the battle and held the two hostage until further notice. EDP445 remained in his hideout, but eventually his crimes against humanity caught up with him when a YouTube predator poacher leaked his chatlogs with whom he thought was a minor.

EDP445 ghosted his neo-nazi friends who after a while, gave up and went home leaving Hank Schrader and [[Chum Chum]] to honorably part ways. EDP445 however, as he was packing up, his house was raided by the FBI and he was shot down for his dangers to mankind. It was later revealed in a post credits scene that his demise was due to drug use and the police had no idea he was soliciting minors. He gets revived by a One-Up mushroom by [[Lord Stupid IV]] and gets back and tries to kill everyone in THE FINAL LACKLUSTER BATTLE but is defeated.

==Fanboy and Chum Chum: Masturbation Diaries==
In the Post-Timeskip, he is seen in some flashbacks revealing scenes that were never revealed before. Like when he absorbed Flynn's life essence in front of Hank Schrader, and raped Gomie in front of Hank who didn't realize he had a crush at the time and when he betrayed [[Lord Lavender]] and yeeted him off Airforce 1, where he landed in a dumpster. Much later, with Chop Chop Master Onions help, he transforms into NEO EDP445 and does antagonistic things however flees when he loses to a bunch of protagonists.
[[File:Neoman.png|center|thumb|376x376px|<nowiki>His [[NEO]] Form</nowiki>]]

==Fanboy and Chum Chum: The Problem Child==
He attempted to solicite [[Cruel Fredrick]] in a warp zone however Fredrick was the predator in this scenario and finally fucking killed him by tricking him into eating a poisonous cupcake.
[[File:Ripengineeringdesignprocess445.webp|center|thumb|444x444px|Him after he got killed by Cruel Fredrick]]

== Part X2/Pigmask Army Saga ==
[[File:Darkevilneokid.webp|thumb|557x557px|'''Dark EDP445''']]
After eating a a poisonous cupcake from a cruel kid, EDP445 would be presumed dead and his body would be buried 6 feet under because nobody gave a shit about him. While in Hell, he became good friends with Jeffrey Epstien whom is an previous antagonist in the earlier seasons of Fanboy & Chum Chum and Charlie Morningstar. EDP445 and the two would devise a plan to escape Hell from [[Satan]] and to have revenge on the dumb duo and Verbalase. EDP445 would use Bella The Wolf as a decoy to sacrifice herself and put it the Helluva Boss world(really gay shit)while him and the others would escape by using the exit. Since EDP445 is so fucking fat, they immediately got caught but EDP445 threw Jeffrey Epstein in the hell water and eventually flee off with Charlie to the unknown.

EDP445 would be awakened after two years of his body rotting and the cemetery being abandoned to rot and he though of a plan to get his powers back before rotting to hell again. EDP445 would go to meet Fanboy & Chum Chum as a disguised man called Dr. Disrespect to manipulate them into thinking he was good and safe to enter their totally not dangerous treehouse. The duo didn't give a shit because they were dealing with hell at that time and needed a immediate break so they stationed Dr. Disrespect as a bodyguard Incase some bastard entered the treehouse. EDP445 would steal as many power drugs, bionic superpowers, and steroids to make him as powerful to defeat major characters as an entity known as ''Dark EDP445.'' He would possess a shadowy form and would never be heard ever again throughout the saga and kept stealing souls from innocent 13 year old "Cupcakes" to become a God. His Dr. Disrespect persona would be used by a clone of his who would later develop the personality traits of EDP445.
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EDP445

2026-02-06T20:21:39Z

Monsturd1954:

{{Character_Box_1|title=Sex Offender|fullname=Eat Dat Pussy Four Four Five (Bryant)|aliases=EDP The Horror Eatin Dat Cupcake Mr. Prime Minister Eat Dat Prison Food 445 Solomon Henderson Engineering Design Process my ass ANUS|species=Rocket Ram|gender=Male|born=Early 1700s|family=A part of the Epstein family|home=The Canadian white house or something|affiliation=Canada|nationality=Canadian|job=YouTuber Canadian Prime Minister|rank=Euclid|appears=Part III: Stardust Crusaders Fanboy and Chum Chum: How to Build a Bomb Fanboy and Chum Chum: Masturbation Diaries Fanboy and Chum Chum: The Problem Child|role=Major antagonist|actor=Jeffrey Epstein|image=Creep.jpg}}<blockquote>"You were in it for the minerals, I was in it for the cupcakes."</blockquote><blockquote>"Remember fool, Cupcakes come before bitches"</blockquote>is a major antagonist in the Fanboy and Chum Chum lore, and the main antagonist of the Pre-Sky Lark Era. He was the main antagonist of Fanboy and Chum Chum: How to Build a Bomb, and the posthumous overarching antagonist of Fanboy and Chum Chum: Operation ENDGAME and Fanboy and Chum Chum: Masturbation Diaries.

He was a prominent character in the Pre-Timeskip of the main series as well, where he gave [[Kyle]] dating advice and tried to kill furries with [[Angela Anaconda]]. It was later revealed that he was in a leaked group chat along with Justin Trudeau where they exchanged inappropriate content regarding kids. The group chat got leaked and he was forced to seek refuge in Argentina.

==Personality==
He is obsessed with the eagles, he's also poetic and users metaphors to refer to certain things (like referring to children as cupcakes/his cupcakes)

==Part III: Stardust Crusaders==
He was a major antagonist who gave Kyle dating advice on a forum in which he was paid. He developed a crush overtime however (likely because Kyle is a kid) and began doing it for free. When the police found out he was soliciting minors online he fled to argentina along with Justin Trudeau.

==Fanboy and Chum Chum: How to Build a Bomb==
Lost in Argentina, he and Justin Trudeau struggled to fend for themselves until Hank Schrader struck a deal with him after accidentally walking in on his brother-in-law jerking off. Hank would use his nephew as a human sacrifice for the unsatisfiable EDP, and his lust for cupcakes. Justin Trudeau urged him not to, but got killed in the process.

After murdering Hank's brother in law, walter white, he discovered that Justin Trudeau's fortune was in his name and that he'd be elected Canadian Prime Minister automatically for some stupidass reason. He began ruling Canada with an iron fist and planned to kidnap all the little girls in America. [[Fanboy]] found out about this, and planned to confront him. Hank Schrader tried getting in the way, but when EDP realized he could use this as an opportunity to torture Fanboy out of his intel, he used connections online to hire a group of neo-nazis to join him in pursuing the two.

During their stand-off in Canada, the neo-nazis interrupted the battle and held the two hostage until further notice. EDP445 remained in his hideout, but eventually his crimes against humanity caught up with him when a YouTube predator poacher leaked his chatlogs with whom he thought was a minor.

EDP445 ghosted his neo-nazi friends who after a while, gave up and went home leaving Hank Schrader and [[Chum Chum]] to honorably part ways. EDP445 however, as he was packing up, his house was raided by the FBI and he was shot down for his dangers to mankind. It was later revealed in a post credits scene that his demise was due to drug use and the police had no idea he was soliciting minors. He gets revived by a One-Up mushroom by [[Lord Stupid IV]] and gets back and tries to kill everyone in THE FINAL LACKLUSTER BATTLE but is defeated.

==Fanboy and Chum Chum: Masturbation Diaries==
In the Post-Timeskip, he is seen in some flashbacks revealing scenes that were never revealed before. Like when he absorbed Flynn's life essence in front of Hank Schrader, and raped Gomie in front of Hank who didn't realize he had a crush at the time and when he betrayed [[Lord Lavender]] and yeeted him off Airforce 1, where he landed in a dumpster. Much later, with Chop Chop Master Onions help, he transforms into NEO EDP445 and does antagonistic things however flees when he loses to a bunch of protagonists.
[[File:Neoman.png|center|thumb|376x376px|<nowiki>His [[NEO]] Form</nowiki>]]

==Fanboy and Chum Chum: The Problem Child==
He attempted to solicite [[Cruel Fredrick]] in a warp zone however Fredrick was the predator in this scenario and finally fucking killed him by tricking him into eating a poisonous cupcake.
[[File:Ripengineeringdesignprocess445.webp|center|thumb|444x444px|Him after he got killed by Cruel Fredrick]]

== Part X2/Pigmask Army Saga ==
[[File:Darkevilneokid.webp|thumb|557x557px|'''Dark EDP445''']]
After eating a a poisonous cupcake from a cruel kid, EDP445 would be presumed dead and his body would be buried 6 feet under because nobody gave a shit about him. While in Hell, he became good friends with Jeffrey Epstien whom is an previous antagonist in the earlier seasons of Fanboy & Chum Chum and Charlie Morningstar. EDP445 and the two would devise a plan to escape Hell from [[Satan]] and to have revenge on the dumb duo and Verbalase. EDP445 would use Bella The Wolf as a decoy to sacrifice herself and put it the Helluva Boss world(really gay shit)while him and the others would escape by using the exit. Since EDP445 is so fucking fat, they immediately got caught but EDP445 threw Jeffrey Epstein in the hell water and eventually flee off with Charlie to the unknown.

EDP445 would be awakened after two years of his body rotting and the cemetery being abandoned to rot and he though of a plan to get his powers back before rotting to hell again. EDP445 would go to meet Fanboy & Chum Chum as a disguised man called Dr. Disrespect to manipulate them into thinking he was good and safe to enter their totally not dangerous treehouse. The duo didn't give a shit because they were dealing with hell at that time and needed a immediate break so they stationed Dr. Disrespect as a bodyguard Incase some bastard entered the treehouse. EDP445 would steal as many power drugs, bionic superpowers, and steroids to make him as powerful to defeat major characters as an entity known as ''Dark EDP445.'' He would possess a shadowy form and would never be heard ever again throughout the saga and kept stealing souls from innocent 13 year old "Cupcakes" to become a God. His Dr. Disrespect persona would be used by a clone of his who would later develop the personality traits of EDP445.
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Dr. Penut

2026-02-06T05:43:25Z

Monsturd1954:

[[File:Clyde.jpg|thumb|Dr. Penut in his containment cell]]
[[File:Penut.jpg|thumb|An ancient scroll describing the true power of dr penut]]<blockquote>"Ugly Scp Tato" - Albert, probably.</blockquote>Description: moved to site-19 in 1993, origin is as of yet unknown. he is constructed from concrete and rebar and rebar with traces of krylon brand spray paint. He is shaped like a weird baby peanut

Dr. Penut is inanimate and hostile, he can't move while being stared at and i can't possibly think of a reason why. maybe he's just retarded and freezes up when someone stares at them

Of course he is evil and like's to snap peoples necks with his two tiny grubby little hands even though that should be theoretically impossible

There's rumors saying he's an omnipotent 1-A tier god when he's not being stared at but this has yet to be proven

For some reason [[SCP-682]] has an intense fear of him evandoe 682 is an invincible lizard

He was also called by the nickname clyde by [[Vinesauce joel]]

SCP-682

2026-02-06T05:37:25Z

Monsturd1954:

[[File:Hbgbnghhm.jpg|thumb|SCP-682 shortly before being recovered by e-11 forces on ███████]]

=== Item name: SCP-682 ===

=== Object class: Retarded ===

=== Special containment procedures: ===
SCP-682 must be destroyed as soon as possible. At this time, no means available to SCP teams are capable of destroying SCP-682(We just can't, ok?) only able to cause massive physical damage. SCP-682 should be contained within a 5 m x 5 m x 5 m chamber with 25 cm reinforced acid-resistant steel plate lining all inside surfaces. The containment chamber should be filled with '''beer''' until SCP-682 is submerged and '''drunk out of his mind'''. Any attempts of SCP-682 to move, speak, or breach containment should be reacted to quickly and with full force as called for by the circumstances.

=== Description: ===
SCP-682 is an obese, vaguely reptile-like creature of unknown origin. It appears to be extremely unintelligent, and was observed to drunkenly babble nonsense to SCP-079 during their limited time of exposure. SCP-682 appears to have a hatred of everyone and everything, which it has frequently attempted to express by stuttering and mumbling incoherent phrases in several interviews during containment. (See Addendum 682-B).

SCP-682 has always been observed to have extremely low strength, speed, and reflexes. The exact levels vary with it form of slobbery. SCP-682's body fat grows and changes very quickly, increasing in mass as it consumes more beer. SCP-682 gains energy from alcohol, soda, wine and beer. Digestion seems to be aided by a set of filtering gills inside of SCP-682's nostrils, which are able to remove usable matter from any sparkling drink, enabling it to constantly regenerate from the beer it is contained in. SCP-682's regenerative capabilities and resilience are staggering, and SCP-682 has been seen moving and speaking with its body 87% destroyed or rotted.

[[File:XTb1OBPQFapWilF8iaccxwFxPnaLO3qeLZTM4RwBofU.jpg|center|thumb|A photo of SCP-682 taken in 2022]]
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Gario

2026-02-06T02:26:31Z

Monsturd1954:

<blockquote>"I kill the killers"</blockquote>[[File:Gario.png|right|frameless]]Not to be confused with ''[[Mario]], [[Marvin]],'' or even ''[[Marlo]].''

He is the most powerful Mario Bros. [[Poohs adventures wiki|The Pooh's Adventures Wiki]] had ever seen.

He was born when [[DogsEatingDogs6]] realized that [[🅱️eter Griffin|Peter Griffin]] killed his friends, family and especially his precious dynamite gal: Roselina, for a cutaway gag. This tragedy, on top of his long existing vehement rage towards Peter, angered him far enough into turning to the dark side and irreversibly turned him into Gario.

He's so powerful in fact that he killed [[Poohs adventures wiki|Pooh]] and all his friends and cousins for aligning with Peter, not only that, but he also killed the villains too, because he's that bad to the bone.

He's also currently an actor for Peach's bland paper adventures where there's no original characters at all.

==Gario's Sons==
<gallery>
File:Gario1.jpg|Gario
File:Gario2.jpg|Gario
File:Gario3.jpg|Gario
File:Gario4.jpg|Gario
File:L9MMkXJ7.gif|Gario
File:Gario5.jpg|Gario
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Spiderus

2026-02-06T02:23:08Z

Monsturd1954:

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}}Spiderus is a '''<s>bitch from some Nickelodeon show that literally no one cares about, except for this</s>''' spider who is [https://wiki.soyjak.st/Best_known_for known for being] '''<s>the ugliest thing you will ever see in your life and therefore you should avoid him at all costs, and</s>''' the main antagonist of the 2024 romance/horror movie [[Deadpool and wolverine's adventures of poohing|Deadpool and Wolverine's Adventures of Poohing]].

== History ==
he was originally a very normal jumping spider (menemerus bivittatus) except for the fact he had a human face from radiation experiments conducted by [[Zigra]], but it looked relatively normal until [[dr trantopus|Troonella]] needed a test subject to try and look like [[Vivian|a valid trans woman]] so he subjected spiderus to thousands of botched HRT and facial surgeries that ended up making him look like a '''<big>MONSTER!</big>''' A disgusting freak! And thus, '''The Ugliest Creature Ever was created.'''

=== Deadpool and Wolverine 2: The Death Of Poohing ===
Since the multiverse was running out of space to house fanon wikis, he conspired with [[Dr. Robotnik]] to create a second working time ripper so he could destroy the pooh's adventures wiki universe and all other fanon wikis to stop [[Biffy Jones]] from poohing all the space in the multiverse with meaningless fanfictions.

When Biffy Jones arrived in his home at 2 pm after leaving school, Spiderus ambushed him and took away his ipad, leaving him very sad, but then deadpool, wolverine and [https://skullgirlz.wiki/index.php/Special:AllPages literally the entire multiverse] all came to his aid to stop Spiderus from fucking up the poohingverse.

He summons [[Gario|Gario,]] [https://poohadventures.fandom.com/wiki/Evil_Pooh Evil Pooh,] Shadow the Hedgehog, Wikipe-tan and [[Evil fanboy and chumchum]] to kill [[Weezer tripod]], [[Brody Foxx]] and [[Italian spiderman]] in da hood of Roblox. But they are all defeated, except for Shadow the Hedgehog, who is later killed and [[Vore|vored]] by [[ShadeTheVulpix306]].

He then convinces [[Vector the Crocodile]] to join his army and betray everyone, but then betrays Vector and kills him so he could gain control of his army of [[Skibidi tripods]].
[[File:Spiderus(1).jpg|thumb|OH GOD HE EVEN HAS TEETH]]

Afterwards, he merges the time ripper with a mobile Skibidi Ubertripod to create a powerful mobile superweapon that can control the Skibidi Tripods and to be used as an upgraded time ripper, so he ends up traveling to the past and destroys the [[Solar System|skullgirlz solar system]] with Skibidi Tripods so that nothing in this wiki ever happened before moving on to destroy other fanon wikis, leaving Deadpool, Wolverine and Biffy Jones as the sole survivors of the catastrophe due to the fact that they are not from the skullgirlz wiki.

He then appears at the climax of the movie about to destroy the pooh's adventures wiki by DDOSing [[Perkins Miller|Fandom]] with his Skibidi Time Ripper but Deadpool and Wolverine interrupt him and he accidentally performs a DDOS attack on reality itself, creating a poohingularity. Spiderus is sucked into the poohingularity along with the time ripper and is killed, ending his threat for good. Afterwards Biffy's ipad is returned and the multiverse is restored.

== Trivia ==

* That Pooh's Adventure movie was rated and 18+ and tagged as horror because Spiderus is that fucking ugly.
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Nosferatu

2026-02-04T23:36:12Z

Monsturd1954:

then who was flickering the li-

'''[[Count Orlok|Nosferatu]]''' is [[Count Dracula|Dracula's]] twin brother and a freaky fuck who once ate an alarm cock. No, you read that right. That isn't a misspelling.

Joey

2026-02-04T20:29:41Z

Monsturd1954:

[[File:Joeyduck.webp|thumb|The last picture of joey before he became one with his desktop setup, taken in 1991]]
'''Joey,''' also known as richard or the black penis sucker is a stupid ass retarded bald duck with two minuscule vestigial eyes that can only detect light, he also wears a diaper because he has constant anal leakage just like [[Nikocado Avocado]] and [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris Chan]]

Not much is known about joey since he's pretty much a freak who has adapted to a sedentary troglodytic lifestyle by sitting on his pc in his mother's basement for 41 years straight, his tiny atrophied legs are only vestigial and he cannot walk and all of his toes have fallen off, he is one of the bastard children of [[Donald Duck]] and princess daisy after the former became blind and retarded and mistook her for his wife, this is also why, unlike most ducks, he has grotesque human skin that [https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Gloria_Ramirez constantly oozes a yellow liquid]

His ugly green T-Shirt has not been removed since he first sat down on his chair the color green has faded in some places and in some it is falling out in patches

Legend has it that whenever joey stands up from his chair it is a sign of the return of [[The Dark lord|TEMU morgoth]] and [[The horror]]

The Dark lord

2026-02-04T20:28:12Z

Monsturd1954:

{{Infobox|Name=Sauron|Species=Diabetic|Age=As old as the universe itself}}
[[File:Darkmessiah.jpg|thumb|The Dark lord after his transformation]]
'''The Dark Lord,''' also known as carter roosevelt pewterschmidt is a horrifying unfathomable monstrosity and the firstborn son of [[Bean Khan]] who first attempted to overthrow [[God|Eru ilúvatar]] himself 20 years after The [[Pooh's Adventures Wiki|Poohniverse]] was created.

== Early life ==
The Dark Lord was conceived during the first coachella ever to occur by [[Bean Khan]] and a maiden he kidnapped and forced to bear his child.

== War of the little ceasars infinite pizza glitch ==
19 years after being born, which is 20,001 years ago, the Dark Lord became enraged after discovering that the glitch which allowed you to buy infinite pizza from little ceasars had been patched by god. this made the Dark Lord furious and he vowed to overthrow god and create lnfinite pizza knowing very well that would destroy the universe and cause it to be permanently damaged.

The Dark lord spent one year breeding and training an army consisting of every foul and evil thing that his father had created from the dark, nameless things that populated the void in which he was born. He also bred and brainwashed dark beings such as [[Jeffrey the evil]], [[The rot]], [[Nikocado Avocado|Ba'al Zabub]] and [[Void ghidorah]] to be trained and used as weapons in the war

On new year's eve 20,000 years ago the Dark Lord declared war on god and sent forth an army of a million evil creatures to the gates of heaven beginning a fight which lasted 4 long months before [[God]] finally defeated the army with the help of [[Big Nigga]] and his own army of [[Babyjak|Cacaboreans]] before banishing the Dark Lord for 20,000 years while transforming him into an elderly man and cursing him to live among mortals

== Return of the Dark Lord ==
It is said that when the troglodyte duck [[Joey]] stops moderating r/comics and stands up from his computer that the dark lord will return alongside his greatest servant, [[The horror|Apophis]]

Joey

2026-02-04T20:21:13Z

Monsturd1954: Created page with "The last picture of joey before he became one with his desktop setup, taken in 1991 '''Joey,''' also known as richard or the black penis sucker is a stupid ass retarded bald duck with two minuscule vestigial eyes that can only detect light, he also wears a diaper because he has constant anal leakage just like Nikocado Avocado and Chris Chan Not much is known about joey since he's pretty much a freak who has..."

File:Joeyduck.webp

2026-02-04T20:01:57Z

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Penis

THE HORROR

2026-02-04T19:16:33Z

Monsturd1954:

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== Description ==
'''Jeffrey Edward''' '''Epstein,''' originally known as 𓆙 or Ȧ̶̧̧͕̞̜̫̬̜̥̈́̔̌̋̔͆̄̽̔̄̚͝P̷̨̭̭͙̻̩̟̙̺̤̜̘͍͊̎́͐͜Ȇ̷̯͓̝̈̔͋̀͆̄̈́̇̉͗͌͘͘͝͝͝P̸͓̼̣̺̝̣̥̙̙͊́̈͋̏̓ or apophis and latterly known as '''THE HORROR''' is an ancient serpentine apocalyptic deity from hell and one of the many overarching antagonists and the original and de-facto leader of the order of 9 angles, the vanguard group, the us army, 764, ice, the poopshitters, [[Tom bombadil|Death Deelers]], and the church of the flying spaghetti monster

=== Early life ===
It is one of the many beings created by [[Carter Pewterschmidt|Carter]] with the intent of fighting against [[God]], The horror proved to be the most lethal, strong and dangerous of Carter's dark forces. still he was no match for the combined strength of every [[Babyjak|cacaborean]] and [[Godzilla]], for he was soon defeated and cast back into thr depths of the underworld where he remained chained up for 10,000 year

== Later history ==

Brian Griffin

2026-02-03T23:01:08Z

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{{Quote|- Peter Griffin ''Family Guy: 1.0 You Will (Not) Laugh and Cry''|“Woah! A canine with the gift of speech is upon us?”}}

Brian Griffin is a dog... who can TALK.

TALK ABOUT GAY SEX

==History==
Born on a farm in Austin, Texas, Brian Griffin was just your average dog. He grew up with his parents and siblings, and a small but not necessarily happy life. One day, for some reason, things changed; he gained the gift of speaking in American English. Then, and only then, could he pursue his true passion: being mildly racist.

Once he moved to Quahog, RI after being banned from Texas for "being such a scamp," he came across a man named [[🅱️eter Griffin|Peter Griffin]]. When he spoke to him and his family for the first time, the Griffin clan was shocked, but pleasantly so. Despite taking on the task of being Peter's tard wrangler, Brian did find that [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ym1w6SJrEoE they had a lot in common]. Thus began the saga of Family Guy.

Being a talking dog in Quahog, Brian initially found struggle in how he was treated; on one hand he was talking, but on the other he was dog. Luckily for him, Quahog's water supply contained enough lead (due to Peter's hijinks) to make women be chill with fucking dogs, so that's cool for him I guess.
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At one point, Brian took two of his fellow dogs, Vinny and New Brian, to E3. They thought it was a great E3 that year and that the video game trailers were amazing.

In "Life of a brain in the body of Brian," the life of Brian came to an end. He fucking died when [[Parappa The Rapper|Parappa]] ran him over.

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That's right. Our dog, Brian Griffin, is dead. (god bless his almighty soul).

He would eventually get replaced by [[Mr. Peabody|a fella who looks like him]].

==Powers and Abilities==
*Can speak English
*Is a dog
*Mild racism
*Dying

== Trivia ==

* He is [[DogsEatingDogs6|DogsEatingDogs6’s]] waifu

* He did, in fact, gigoogity Peter Griffin. He geschmoigiddied his geflavaty with his googus in Vegetta giggletaurussusgoog

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Tom bombadil

2026-02-03T17:16:13Z

Monsturd1954:

[[File:Tombombodil.mp4|thumb|700px|All of the saiyans are his cumsluts]]<blockquote>'''"Suddenly I was in fornt of teh School. In front of me wuz one of da sexiest goth guyz I had ever seen. He was wering long blak hair, kinda like Mikey Way only black. He had gren eyes like Billie Joe Amstrung and pale whit skin. He wuz wearing a blak ripped up suit wif Vans. It was…………………….Tom Bombodil!1111"-''' oneby darknesa ravenway</blockquote>
'''Tom Satan Bombodil''', also known as '''Lord Volfemort''', or '''Tom Rid''', is a member of [[Pteracuda's Narcoterrorist Monster Cartel|da deth deelers]] and the only creature that can possibly think of overthrowing god himself, every single undefeatable from the unanything wiki looks like single celled organisms compared to him (which isn't surprising since they are all weak as fuck), he made super shenroj his cumslut but still could not defeat the abomination known as vampire potter, he's also a homeless hippie living in a shed in the middle of the fucking forest sometimes.
[[File:Durr hurrr.jpg|thumb|Why does he have [[Garfield|an orange cat]] on his shoulder he has a pet snake who the fuck is this

'''"Voldemort got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his face. “I hath telekinesis.” he answered"''']]

He is the main antagonist of the 2007 horror comedy novel My Immortal and its film adaptation of the same name.

Tom bomboclat is the true main antagonist of J.R.R tolkien's middle earth legendarium and the third dark lord of middle earth after sauron got acked by 2 midgets.

SOMEHOW he was defeated by the shitass [[Nate "Harry potter" Higgers|Harry potter]] before he became an abomination but his power has only increased from there

== A Gay Theory ==
On the 2nd of May, 2022, An intellectual literary analyst who calls theirself Dark-Lord- posits a theory on The My Immortal Wiki that Tom Satan Bombadil and Da Death Deelers are actually the '''protagonist''' of the novel version of My Immortal. The theory given goes:

''"After listening to the entire story as read by Overly Sarcastic Productions, I suddenly came up with this crackpot theory; Voldemort and his Death Deelers are actually aware of being in a bad fan fiction and try very hard to restore the universe to its canon state.''
''Voldemort, being one of the most powerful and knowledgeable wizards alive, realized something was wrong. The fact he now needed a broomstick to fly instead of doing so unsupported was evidence enough. He pinpointed the source of this problem to Ebony. So, in an attempt to restore the universe to normal, he attacked Ebony during chapter nine.''

''Sadly, Ebony's powers proved too much for Voldemort, so he decided to pick another tactic; He used legillimency (telekinesis) on her and saw how she loved both Harry and Draco. Voldemort then used this knowledge to mentally break her with a sadistic choice. Either kill Harry or let Draco be killed. Since Voldemort's fearsome reputation somehow remained intact, despite losing the majority of his powers, this threat actually affected Ebony.''

''His plan almost worked when he and his Death Deelers invaded an MCR concert for the second time, were it not for the fact Ebony's innate reality warping powers even managed to sway Dumblydore to the Goffic side, meaning the only wizard Voldemort feared now fought for Ebony.''

''When Ebony traveled back in time to the 80's, Voldemort actually followed her. Since Voldemort did not canonically have a corporeal form during said time period, the Voldemort from the 2000's actually followed Ebony back into the past and disguised himself as Tom Satan Bombodil. This is the reason why he knows what will happen in the future. He used this form to manipulate Ebony into loving him, which would make her vulnerable.''

''However, the shenanigans resulting from two time travelers trying to change history resulted in two timelines:''

* ''In the first timeline (The "troll" chapter), Voldemort and Snap work together to make Ebony jump in front of a bullet meant for Lucian Malfoy. This has the desired result, as Ebony's grip on the universe is broken, reverting everyone to their canon self.''
* ''The second timeline resulted in a Latin standoff. As Ebony's sanity started breaking under the pressure of choosing between Harry, Draco or Tom Satan Bombodil, so also weakened her grip on the Harry Potter universe. Said universe started to fall apart, which was evident in how incoherent the story became in later chapters. This meant Voldemort also slowly regained his enormous powers. As a result, he grew more bolder and directly attacked Ebony and her friends."''

With the information given, it would fit neatly that Ebony is the only opponent that challenges his authority due to her narrative warping powers, and though he fails at saving the universe of Harry Potter, turning into further mess of grammar and context. He nevertheless had beaten her as the anticlimactic cliffhanger ending indicates Tom succeeded in killing Ebony and therefore ending the fanfic, reaching new heights of power after that experience, hence why anime bitches couldn't fuck him over, no matter how hard they try.
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Nate "Harry potter" Higgers

2026-02-03T17:15:09Z

Monsturd1954:

https://youtu.be/_tQ1bwMwV7w?si=xjTECeEEpfEl9qpK
<blockquote>Fuggen jerdee -Harry potter</blockquote><blockquote>"Harry, what are you doing man" -Rubeus Hagrid

SHUT THE FUCK UP [DATA EXPUNGED] -Nate</blockquote>[[File:NatePotter.jpg|thumb|Harry after becoming a different kind of wizard]]
'''Nathaniel "Nate" Higgers,''' previously known as '''Harry James potter''' is a disgraced former student of hogwartz academy for magic o algo and the current administrator of the sharty who became notorious for SOMEHOW defeating the dark wizard [[Tom bombadil|moldevort]] but fell from grace after becoming obsessed with the idea of creating the perfect gemmy cobson woah jacques to own da fugging jartyfoodists

His sexual affairs with ginny weasley culminated in him fathering The first ever [[Babyjak|cacaborean]], this cacaborean travelled back in time to the creation of the universe and became the ancestor of all of babyjaks and indirectly contributed to the downfall of [[The Dark lord]]

==Life after battle of hogwarts==
17 year old harry used to be a normal and virtuous man until he was epi'd by a muggle chud, this caused him to become the very thing he once swore to destroy as he abandoned his stupid half blood friends and became a dark wizard before becoming the most well known user of the shartay, hogwarts was later destroyed after [[The horror]] napalmed england for smelling awful

He became good friends with ''[[Sharty tripod|The bizarre alien machine that is obsessed with the aforementioned imageboard]]'' but quickly had a falling out with him after the latter became addicted to enormous quantities of amphetamines

== Trivia ==

* His best friends ron and hermione died because [[Mario|Super Mario]] did a school shooting at hogwarts

Nate "Harry potter" Higgers

2026-02-03T06:15:36Z

Monsturd1954:

https://youtu.be/_tQ1bwMwV7w?si=xjTECeEEpfEl9qpK
<blockquote>Fuggen jerdee -Harry potter</blockquote><blockquote>"Harry, what are you doing man" -Rubeus Hagrid

SHUT THE FUCK UP [DATA EXPUNGED] -Nate</blockquote>[[File:NatePotter.jpg|thumb|Harry after becoming a different kind of wizard]]
'''Nathaniel "Nate" Higgers,''' previously known as '''Harry James potter''' is a disgraced former student of [[Shit Nobody Cares About|hogwartz academy for magic and fun]] and the current administrator of the sharty who became notorious for defeating the dark wizard [[Tom bombadil|moldevort]] but fell from grace after becoming obsessed with the idea of creating the perfect gemmy cobson woah jacques to own da fugging jartyfoodists

His sexual affairs with ginny weasley culminated in him fathering The first ever [[Babyjak|cacaborean]], this cacaborean travelled back in time to the creation of the universe and became the ancestor of all of babyjaks and indirectly contributed to the downfall of [[The Dark lord]]

==Life after battle of hogwarts==
17 year old harry used to be a normal and virtuous man until he was epi'd by a muggle chud, this caused him to become the very thing he once swore to destroy as he abandoned his stupid half blood friends and became a dark wizard before becoming the most well known user of the shartay, hogwarts was later destroyed after [[The horror]] napalmed england for smelling awful

He became good friends with ''[[Sharty tripod|The bizarre alien machine that is obsessed with the aforementioned imageboard]]'' but quickly had a falling out with him after the latter became addicted to enormous quantities of amphetamines

== Trivia ==

* His best friends ron and hermione died because [[Mario|Super Mario]] did a school shooting at hogwarts

Nate "Harry potter" Higgers

2026-02-03T06:07:51Z

Monsturd1954: I know this article is terrible but i just learned daniel radcliffe plays a nazi named nate in imperium and i COULD NOT HELP MYSELF

https://youtu.be/_tQ1bwMwV7w?si=xjTECeEEpfEl9qpK
<blockquote>Fuggen jerdee -Harry potter</blockquote><blockquote>"Harry, what are you doing man" -Rubeus Hagrid

SHUT THE FUCK UP [DATA EXPUNGED] -Nate</blockquote>[[File:NatePotter.jpg|thumb|Harry after becoming a different kind of wizard]]
'''Nathaniel "Nate" Higgers,''' previously known as '''Harry James potter''' is a disgraced former student of [[Shit Nobody Cares About|hogwartz academy for magic and fun]] and the current administrator of the sharty who became notorious for defeating the dark wizard [[Tom bombadil|moldevort]] but fell from grace after becoming obsessed with the idea of creating the perfect gemmy cobson woah jacques to own da fugging jartyfoodists

His sexual affairs with ginny weasley culminated in him fathering The first ever [[Babyjak|cacaborean]], this cacaborean travelled back in time to the creation of the universe and became the ancestor of all of babyjaks and indirectly contributed to the downfall of [[The Dark lord]]

==Life after battle of hogwarts==
17 year old harry used to be a normal and virtuous man until he was epi'd by a muggle chud, this caused him to become the very thing he once swore to destroy as he abandoned his stupid half blood friends and became a dark wizard before becoming the most well known user of the shartay, hogwarts was later destroyed after [[The horror]] ate it

File:NatePotter.jpg

2026-02-03T05:43:33Z

Monsturd1954:

This will be funny i swear

GLOFISH®

2026-02-03T05:40:21Z

Monsturd1954:

[[File:GLOFISH.jpg|alt=Glofish|thumb|Some glofish]]
[[File:GLOFISH2.png|alt=Glofish|thumb|very fluorescent]]
'''GloFish®''' (Genetically Modified Luminescent Organisms for Infiltration, Surveillance, and Hostility) are genetically modified trademarked demonic entities produced and marketed as pets by Spectrum brands inc. In reality however, they are an extremely dangerous and powerful hiveminded [[phazon]] infused biological weapon of mass destruction created secretly by the goverment in area 51 for war capable of rapidly devouring human beings and spreading huge amounts of radiation and other harmful chemicals and pollution wherever they go. they got stolen and later were under the control of [[Obunga]] and their allies and serve as the primary antagonists of the Phazon takeover arc. Before being seized by the government as a result of the cover-up, they would be distributed inside THE EVIL PETSMART.

== Creation ==
In AREA 51 the goverment attempted to create a bioweapon capable of wiping out human settlements in enemy countries. They created took 5 blackskirt tetras and injected them with huge amounts of [[Phazon]] to create the first Glofish, but they were stolen by [[Jacques von Hämsterviel]] for experiments and realized his [[Fenneko|Wife]] hated the fish so he later sold them to [[obunga]] for 3 hundred thousand dollars.

Mario

2026-02-03T05:36:19Z

Monsturd1954: /* DEAR GOD ITS ALL MARIO */

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==DEAR GOD ITS ALL MARIO==
[[File:Bingbingwahoo.jpg|thumb|'''He also makes bing bing wahoo noises in bed''']]
<blockquote>IT'S A ME! MARIO!</blockquote><blockquote>Bing bing wahoo yahoo *grunt* *fart* *screaming* yahoo wahoo boing bling bing</blockquote>

[[File:Mar.jpg|alt=Mario|thumb|Perchance, the stomper of turtys]]

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Squeegie hornio, also known as super mario or the bing bing wahoo man, is an italian butt plumber and nazi pornstar, he is a missionary of christ who punishes turtles by crushing them and killing them, therefore he is greatly feared by turtles such as [[Bowser Jr.|Bowser Jr,]] and [[Gamera]]

He is not to be confused with [[Marvin|Paper Mario]], [[Gario]], or even [[Marlo]].

He is actually [[Sonic|Sondick the Seckshog]]

He maybe be be be smg4 mario.

He stomped on [[Goombella]] before.

He stomped on [[Vivian]]'s dick before.

He stole all of Paper Mario's bitches, making him the better Mario that never got cucked by [[DogsEatingDogs6|DED6]].

he really likes spaghetti.

[[Angela Anaconda]] thinks he's Benito Mussolini however that's not the case.

==Historio==
super sexyo brothers first stomped turtys in 1985

he gets a crappy reskin for an American audience in 1988

he turns epic in 1991

and the rest is history

he is the og afterall

He made the Pinta Island tortoise extinct
[[File:Never.jpg|thumb|mario got a boner GEEEEG]]

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Mario

2026-02-03T05:35:38Z

Monsturd1954: /* DEAR GOD ITS ALL MARIO */

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==DEAR GOD ITS ALL MARIO==
[[File:Bingbingwahoo.jpg|thumb|'''He also makes bing bing wahoo noises in bed''']]
<blockquote>IT'S A ME! MARIO!</blockquote><blockquote>Bing bing wahoo yahoo *grunt* *fart* *screaming* yahoo wahoo boing bling bing</blockquote>

[[File:Mar.jpg|alt=Mario|thumb|Perchance, the stomper of turtys]]

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|gender = bing bing wahoo
|born = 1985
|family = weegee
|home = dat lsd mushrooms
|affiliation = church of the flying spaghetti monster
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|job = hobo
|criminality = public nudity 
destroying people's houses 
creating earthquakes with his fat 
turtle genocide
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sSqueegie hornio, also known as super mario or the bing bing wahoo man, is an italian butt plumber and nazi pornstar, he is a missionary of christ who punishes turtles by crushing them and killing them, therefore he is greatly feared by turtles such as [[Bowser Jr.|Bowser Jr,]] and [[Gamera]]

He is not to be confused with [[Marvin|Paper Mario]], [[Gario]], or even [[Marlo]].

He is actually [[Sonic|Sondick the Seckshog]]

He maybe be be be smg4 mario.

He stomped on [[Goombella]] before.

He stomped on [[Vivian]]'s dick before.

He stole all of Paper Mario's bitches, making him the better Mario that never got cucked by [[DogsEatingDogs6|DED6]].

he really likes spaghetti.

[[Angela Anaconda]] thinks he's Benito Mussolini however that's not the case.

==Historio ==
super sexyo brothers first stomped turtys in 1985

he gets a crappy reskin for an American audience in 1988

he turns epic in 1991

and the rest is history

he is the og afterall

He made the Pinta Island tortoise extinct
[[File:Never.jpg|thumb|mario got a boner GEEEEG]]

[[File:Mario_and_Luigi_Vs_Bendy_and_Pennywise.mp4|frameless|center|550px]]
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File:Bingbingwahoo.jpg

2026-02-03T05:34:21Z

Monsturd1954:

He also makes bing bing wahoo noises in bed

Gamera

2026-02-01T00:52:13Z

Monsturd1954: Soon

Gamera is a big chungus sized turtle that was summoned into this mortal plane by daiei on 1965, he can breathe fire and fly, because he's a turtle
[[File:Gamerawife.jpg|alt=The evil|thumb|Gay ass lmfao]]
he is the archenemy of [[Zigra]], and the former archenemy of [[Gyaos]], and always foils Zigra's schemes schemes to destroy his home at [[Yonggary island]] alongside his friends [[Gomora]], [[Ridley]] and [[Super robo-patriot|Super robo patriot]], and the owner of the island [[Yonggary]] he also likes femboys, specifically japanese femboys, so he got married to najimi osana from komi san can't communicate, he also cucked [[Tobyn jacobs]] once with his waifu sayaka maizono,

The Dark lord

2026-01-30T06:45:58Z

Monsturd1954:

{{Infobox|Name=Sauron|Species=Diabetic|Age=As old as the universe itself}}
[[File:Darkmessiah.jpg|thumb|The Dark lord after his transformation]]
'''The Dark lord,''' also known as carter roosevelt pewterschmidt is a horrifying unfathomable monstrosity and the firstborn son of [[Bean Khan]] who first attempted to overthrow [[God|Eru ilúvatar]] himself 20 years after The Poohniverse was created.

== Early life ==
The Dark Lord was conceived during the first coachella ever to occur by [[Bean Khan]] and a maiden he kidnapped and forced to bear his child.

== War of the little ceasars infinite pizza glitch ==
19 years after being born, which is 20,001 years ago, the Dark Lord became enraged after discovering that the glitch which allowed you to buy infinite pizza from little ceasars had been patched by god. this made the Dark Lord furious and he vowed to overthrow god and create lnfinite pizza knowing very well that would destroy the universe and cause it to be permanently damaged.

The Dark lord spent one year breeding and training an army consisting of every foul and evil thing that his father had created from the dark, nameless things that populated the void in which he was born. He also bred and brainwashed dark beings such as [[Jeffrey the evil]], [[The rot]], [[Nikocado Avocado|Ba'al Zabub]] and [[Void ghidorah]] to be trained and used as weapons in the war

On new year's eve 20,000 years ago the Dark Lord declared war on god and sent forth an army of a million evil creatures to the gates of heaven beginning a fight which lasted 4 long months before [[God]] finally defeated the army with the help of [[Big Nigga]] and his own army of [[Babyjak|Cacaboreans]] before banishing the Dark Lord for 20,000 years while transforming him into an elderly man and cursing him to live among mortals

== Return of the Dark Lord ==
TBA

🅱️eter Griffin

2026-01-30T06:45:31Z

Monsturd1954:

[[File:Peter Griffin.webp|thumb]]
'''🅱️eter Löwenbräu Griffin, Sr. (김정일''' ''Kim Jong-il''''')''' is a Petorian filmmaker, actor, musician, separatist, arsonist, plane hijacker, porn star, and professional ''Deltarune'' player who directed the film adaptation of [[I have no friends and i must smile]] which, to this day, is the most expensive film ever created, as it took $1,000,000,000,000,000 dollars to make. It only garnered 1 cent at the box office. He is the beloved father of 3. He has been divorced 69 times. He was also the main foil to his archenemy, [[The Dark lord]], who was also his father in law

== Early life and death ==
Peter Griffin was born on May 24, 1841 in Quahog, Rhode Island on a toilet in a Dunkin' Donuts building. His parents immediately threw him in a dumpster right outside the Dunkin building right after he was born and abandoned him. This dumpster was his residence until he couldn't afford the rent anymore in 1856. In 1863, Griffin died after getting kicked in the head by a cavalryman's [[Petah, the horse is here|horse]].

== Resurrection ==
He was subsequently resurrected via author's request on [[Garfield-Griffin paradox|June 19, 1978]]. In this new timeline, in the early stages of his new life, he aspired to become a filmographer after watching Kubrick's ''A Space Odyssey'', Lucas's ''Star Wars'' amongst other historic cinematic movies.

=== Film years ===
After dropping out of middle school with an F- in every subject, Griffin immediately ambitioned to become a famous film director. After creating a short film by pointing a camera at his mouth for 11 minutes, he felt destined and prepared to show it to a live audience of over 10,000 people in Los Angeles, California. It was a break-out success and the people wanted more from this talented young artist.

In the early 2000s, for totally no reason whatsoever, and for something he totally didn't do, Griffin went through an emo phase, and his works became noticeably more depressing, tragic and sentimental. In one short film of his creation, a sad sentient mucus wearing ''My Chemical Romance'' apparel is seen blowing his nose after crying intensely for 2 hours before fucking dying. This sudden switch in tone garnered mass media attention, worried for Griffin's emotional well-being.

== Petoria years ==
[[File:Petoria.webp|thumb]]
In 2013, Peter Griffin, bored out of his mind and creatively bankrupt, decided to illegally create a new country consisting of only his house. Peter Griffin self-declared himself the "Supreme Leader of Petoria" and named Chris, his son, the "Archduke" of Petoria. The mayor of Quahog, Adam West, heavily objected to the decision of the creation of a separatist state in his town, and so he sent the army to immediately seize and take control of the Griffin residence. Resistance was hard-fought by Peter and Lois, but in the end, no one except Brian died, which was a great tragedy for the nation.

Fast forward to present-day, and the nation of Peter Griffin's house is now recognized by over 200 countries worldwide and is a part of the Warsaw Pact.

There is an on-going civil war between Petoria and Joehio that started when Joe Swanson declared his room "separate" from the rest of Peter's house. It is rumored that Cleveland Brown from ''The Cleveland Show'' and Ernie the Giant Chicken is aiding support and smuggling AK-47's, meth and steroids for Joehio's army, which entirely consists of one guy, Joe Swanson.

=== Proposed union with Doofania ===
There was a proposed, albeit never realized, union request with the [[Doofania|Empire of Doofania]]. Leader Peter "kindly" rejected Emperor Doofenshmirtz's proposal, and it was quickly forgotten by many.

== Gamer years ==
tba lmfao

== Rivalry with the Dark Lord ==
[[File:Carter and Peter.webp|thumb|🅱️eter and the dark lord]]
[[The Dark lord]] begain hating 🅱️eter because after married his daughter lois, so he constantly tries to kill peter using [[The rot|Demonic]] [[The horror|Entities]] [[Nikocado Avocado|He]] [[Void ghidorah|Himself]] [[Jeffrey the evil|Created]], Despite this 🅱️eter's 3 children continue to be friends with the dark lord
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File:Carter and Peter.webp

2026-01-30T06:41:14Z

Monsturd1954:

Petarded 1

🅱️eter Griffin

2026-01-30T06:38:39Z

Monsturd1954:

[[File:Peter Griffin.webp|thumb]]
'''🅱️eter Löwenbräu Griffin, Sr.''' is a Petorian filmmaker, actor, musician, separatist, arsonist, plane hijacker, porn star, and professional ''Deltarune'' player who directed the film adaptation of [[I have no friends and i must smile]] which, to this day, is the most expensive film ever created, as it took $1,000,000,000,000,000 dollars to make. It only garnered 1 cent at the box office. He is the beloved father of 3. He has been divorced 69 times. He was also the main foil to his archenemy, [[The Dark lord]], who was also his father in law

== Early life and death ==
Peter Griffin was born on May 24, 1841 in Quahog, Rhode Island on a toilet in a Dunkin' Donuts building. His parents immediately threw him in a dumpster right outside the Dunkin building right after he was born and abandoned him. This dumpster was his residence until he couldn't afford the rent anymore in 1856. In 1863, Griffin died after getting kicked in the head by a cavalryman's [[Petah, the horse is here|horse]].

== Resurrection ==
He was subsequently resurrected via author's request on [[Garfield-Griffin paradox|June 19, 1978]]. In this new timeline, in the early stages of his new life, he aspired to become a filmographer after watching Kubrick's ''A Space Odyssey'', Lucas's ''Star Wars'' amongst other historic cinematic movies.

=== Film years ===
After dropping out of middle school with an F- in every subject, Griffin immediately ambitioned to become a famous film director. After creating a short film by pointing a camera at his mouth for 11 minutes, he felt destined and prepared to show it to a live audience of over 10,000 people in Los Angeles, California. It was a break-out success and the people wanted more from this talented young artist.

In the early 2000s, for totally no reason whatsoever, and for something he totally didn't do, Griffin went through an emo phase, and his works became noticeably more depressing, tragic and sentimental. In one short film of his creation, a sad sentient mucus wearing ''My Chemical Romance'' apparel is seen blowing his nose after crying intensely for 2 hours before fucking dying. This sudden switch in tone garnered mass media attention, worried for Griffin's emotional well-being.

== Petoria years ==
[[File:Petoria.webp|thumb]]
In 2013, Peter Griffin, bored out of his mind and creatively bankrupt, decided to illegally create a new country consisting of only his house. Peter Griffin self-declared himself the "Supreme Leader of Petoria" and named Chris, his son, the "Archduke" of Petoria. The mayor of Quahog, Adam West, heavily objected to the decision of the creation of a separatist state in his town, and so he sent the army to immediately seize and take control of the Griffin residence. Resistance was hard-fought by Peter and Lois, but in the end, no one except Brian died, which was a great tragedy for the nation.

Fast forward to present-day, and the nation of Peter Griffin's house is now recognized by over 200 countries worldwide and is a part of the Warsaw Pact.

There is an on-going civil war between Petoria and Joehio that started when Joe Swanson declared his room "separate" from the rest of Peter's house. It is rumored that Cleveland Brown from ''The Cleveland Show'' and Ernie the Giant Chicken is aiding support and smuggling AK-47's, meth and steroids for Joehio's army, which entirely consists of one guy, Joe Swanson.

=== Proposed union with Doofania ===
There was a proposed, albeit never realized, union request with the [[Doofania|Empire of Doofania]]. Leader Peter "kindly" rejected Emperor Doofenshmirtz's proposal, and it was quickly forgotten by many.

== Gamer years ==
tba lmfao
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THE HORROR

2026-01-30T06:36:06Z

Monsturd1954:

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|fullname = Jeffrey epstein
|aliases = Apep, apophis, apoph
|species = deity of chaos and destruction
|gender = Male
|born =
|family =
|home = Duat (underworld)
|affiliation = isfet
|nationality = egyptian
|job = dickhead
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== Description ==
'''Jeffrey Edward''' '''Epstein,''' originally known as 𓆙 or Ȧ̶̧̧͕̞̜̫̬̜̥̈́̔̌̋̔͆̄̽̔̄̚͝P̷̨̭̭͙̻̩̟̙̺̤̜̘͍͊̎́͐͜Ȇ̷̯͓̝̈̔͋̀͆̄̈́̇̉͗͌͘͘͝͝͝P̸͓̼̣̺̝̣̥̙̙͊́̈͋̏̓ and latterly known as '''THE HORROR''' is an ancient apocalyptic deity from hell and one of the many overarching antagonists and the original and de-facto leader of the order of 9 angles, the vanguard group, the us army, 764, ice, the poopshitters, Death eaters, and the church of the flying spaghetti monster

=== Early life ===
It is one of the many beings created by [[Carter Pewterschmidt|Carter]] with the intent of fighting against [[God]], The horror proved to be the most lethal, strong and dangerous of Carter's dark forces. still he was no match for the combined strength of every [[Babyjak|cacaborean]] and [[Godzilla]], for he was soon defeated and cast back into thr depths of the underworld where he remained chained up for 10,000 year

== Later history ==

THE HORROR

2026-01-30T06:30:46Z

Monsturd1954:

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== Description ==
'''Jeffrey Edward''' '''Epstein,''' originally known as 𓆙 or Ȧ̶̧̧͕̞̜̫̬̜̥̈́̔̌̋̔͆̄̽̔̄̚͝P̷̨̭̭͙̻̩̟̙̺̤̜̘͍͊̎́͐͜Ȇ̷̯͓̝̈̔͋̀͆̄̈́̇̉͗͌͘͘͝͝͝P̸͓̼̣̺̝̣̥̙̙͊́̈͋̏̓ and latterly known as '''THE HORROR''' is an ancient apocalyptic deity from hell and one of the many overarching antagonists and the original and de-facto leader of the order of 9 angles, the vanguard group, the us army, 764, ice, the poopshitters, Death eaters,

=== Early life ===
It is one of the many beings created by [[Carter Pewterschmidt|Carter]] with the intent of fighting against [[God]], The horror proved to be the most lethal, strong and dangerous of Carter's dark forces. still he was no match for the combined strength of every [[Babyjak|cacaborean]] and [[Godzilla]], for he was soon defeated and cast back into thr depths of the underworld where he remained chained up for 10,000 year

== Later history ==

File:Thecreaturefromhell.jpg

2026-01-30T06:08:41Z

Monsturd1954:

Apoop

Shittass child

2026-01-24T19:33:53Z

Monsturd1954: https://youtu.be/T_GMJCD9FFk?si=XlXDFziwVMHyF_KG

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}}<blockquote>"Watching gore actually makes you stronger lil bro 💀"</blockquote>[[File:Poutface.jpg|alt=Whoos|thumb|Shitass child crying because mommy caught her watching porn on the Ipad and spanked her very hard.]]

shitass child (born like 8 years ago) is a gen alpha kid, who enjoys unfunny [[Gen alpha humor]] memes, she also loves to use her mommies ipad to watch SMG4 and skibidi toilet, when she isn't watching either, she's usually on discord even though she is six, she gets constantly asked to mic up even though she is scared of even talking to other people on discord and says "stranger danger", she also likes watching porn and gore but is scared of being caught by her mommy who will spank her if she catches her watching cougar macdowall's pomni x jax sex comics

She's one of [[Marvin|Paper Mario's]] teammates in '''''Paper Mario 64'''''

She is the archenemy of the [[Babyjak|Cacaboreans]]

== Death ==
The shitass child kicked the bucket after calling [[Bean Khan|Rowan atkinson]] a cornball which caused him to grab her by the head and crack her skull into tiny bits of flesh before turning her brain matter into a lasagna and feeding it to [[Carter Pewterschmidt|His son]], ending the story of the shitass child

The Dark lord

2026-01-22T02:29:47Z

Monsturd1954: Created page with "{{Infobox|Name=Sauron|Species=Diabetic|Age=As old as the universe itself}} The Dark lord after his transformatiom '''The Dark lord,''' also known as carter roosevelt pewterschmidt is a horrifying unfathomable monstrosity and the firstborn son of Bean Khan who first attempted to overthrow Eru ilúvatar himself 20 years after The Poohniverse was created. == Early life == The Dark Lord was conceived during the first coachella ever..."

{{Infobox|Name=Sauron|Species=Diabetic|Age=As old as the universe itself}}
[[File:Darkmessiah.jpg|thumb|The Dark lord after his transformatiom]]
'''The Dark lord,''' also known as carter roosevelt pewterschmidt is a horrifying unfathomable monstrosity and the firstborn son of [[Bean Khan]] who first attempted to overthrow [[God|Eru ilúvatar]] himself 20 years after The Poohniverse was created.

== Early life ==
The Dark Lord was conceived during the first coachella ever to occur by [[Bean Khan]] and a maiden he kidnapped and forced to bear his child.

== War of the little ceasars infinite pizza glitch ==
19 years after being born, which is 20,001 years ago, the Dark Lord became enraged after discovering that the glitch which allowed you to buy infinite pizza from little ceasars had been patched by god. this made the Dark Lord furious and he vowed to overthrow god and create lnfinite pizza knowing very well that would destroy the universe and cause it to be permanently damaged.

The Dark lord spent one year breeding and training an army consisting of every foul and evil thing that his father had created from the dark, nameless things that populated the void in which he was born. He also bred and brainwashed dark beings such as [[Jeffrey the evil]], [[The rot]], [[Nikocado Avocado|Ba'al Zabub]] and [[Void ghidorah]] to be trained and used as weapons in the war

On new year's eve 20,000 years ago the Dark Lord declared war on god and sent forth an army of a million evil creatures to the gates of heaven beginning a fight which lasted 4 long months before [[God]] finally defeated the army with the help of [[Big Nigga]] and his own army of [[Babyjak|Cacaboreans]] before banishing the Dark Lord for 20,000 years while transforming him into an elderly man and cursing him to live among mortals

== Return of the Dark Lord ==
TBA

File:Darkmessiah.jpg

2026-01-22T01:27:55Z

Monsturd1954:

Babs is shopping

Uglúk

2026-01-21T03:32:01Z

Monsturd1954:

[[File:Ugluk.webp|thumb|Ugluk]]

Item# SCP-Ϫ69

Object class: thaumiel

Special Containment Procedures: None, '''He will deliver'''

Description: Uglúk MD was an Uruk-hai doctor who participated during the war of the ring, he is prophesized in ancient myths to be the [[The chosen one|orc that will put the meat back on the menu]]. Ugluk is very racist and hates orc maggots because they are weak and stupid and he doesn't take orders from them

Addendum Ϫ69-1 i'm starving, we ain't have nothing but maggoty bread for '''three stinking days'''

<blockquote>"Give him some medicine, boys" </blockquote>-Ugluk prescribing ozempic to [[Nikocado Avocado|Nikocado avocado]]

== Trivia ==

* He doesn't take orders from orc maggots

Uglúk

2026-01-21T03:31:03Z

Monsturd1954: Stupid lotr humor

[[File:Ugluk.webp|thumb|Ugluk]]

Item# SCP-Ϫ69

Object class: thaumiel

Special Containment Procedures: None, '''He will deliver'''

Description: Uglúk MD was an Uruk-hai doctor who participated during the war of the ring, he is prophesized in ancient myths to be the [[꧅𒈙𒐫﷽꧅𒐫𒈙⸻𒐫﷽ဪဪ𒈙𒐫꧅ဪ𒈙﷽﷽﷽𒐫꧅ဪ𒐫𒈙͝𒈙﷽꧅𒅃𒈓꧅꧅𒈙𒐫﷽꧅𒐫𒈙⸻𒐫﷽ဪဪ𒈙𒐫꧅ဪ𒈙|orc that will put the meat back on the menu]]. Ugluk is very racist and hates orc maggots because they are weak and stupid and he doesn't take orders from them

Addendum Ϫ69-1 i'm starving, we ain't have nothing but maggoty bread for '''three stinking days'''

<blockquote>"Give him some medicine, boys" </blockquote>-Ugluk prescribing ozempic to [[Nikocado Avocado|Nikocado avocado]]

== Trivia ==

* He doesn't take orders from orc maggots

File:Ugluk.webp

2026-01-21T03:17:41Z

Monsturd1954:

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