Little Envy

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Little Envy is a minor character in ''Fanboy and Chum Chum: The Masterbation Dairies''. He is the chibi version of [[Envy]] who is basically a child Little Envy is less racist and chaotic than regular envy. He is the adopted son of Jashin worshiper [[Hidan]] as he needs to protect him after the death of the actual envy. She died in the Dimensional Merge.
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Little Envy

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Little Envy is a minor character in the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Saga. He is the chibi version of [[Envy]] who is basically a child Little Envy is less racist and chaotic than regular envy. He is the adopted son of Jashin worshiper [[Hidan]] as he needs to protect him after the death of the actual envy. She died in the Dimensional Merge.
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|Aliases=Hidanpool 
Deadpool 
Hidan the Immortal 
Merc with a Mouth 
SBFW Jesus 
A man with nothing left to lose 
Hidante 
Hidan Payne 
Ed Wuncler III 
Hidan the Jerk ([[Envy]]) Uncle Hidan ([[Hänsel and Gretel]]) Mister Hidan ([[Hänsel and Gretel]]) 
|Physiological Age=22
|Pronouns=He/Him
|Birthday=♈︎ April 1st
|Previous Occupation=Akatsuki Member
|Occupation=Elite Member of the [[𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 society|𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society!]]
|Alignment=Chaotic Evil
|Gender={{Male}}
|Height=177.1cm
|Weight=56.8kg
|Hair Color=<big>{{color|#A2A9B3|██}}</big> Gray Chateau
|Sexual Orientation=[[File:FEM.jpg|20px]] {{color|#EF85DF|Fem}}{{color|#FDE8FA|sex}}{{color|#FF6694|ual}}
|Religion=[[File:Jashinism.png|20px]] Jashinism
|Interest=Killing in the name of Lord Jashin
|Love Interest=[[Envy]] {{color|red|(deceased)}} 
|Friends=[[𝓓𝓪𝓷]] (best friends) 
[[Hänsel & Gretel|Hänsel]] (best friends) 
[[Hänsel & Gretel|Gretel]] (best friends) [[Lady (Freaky Arc)|Lady]] (best friends/Sweetheart) 
[[Envy]] {{color|red|(deceased)}} 
|Affiliations=[[𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 society|𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society!]]
|Previous Affiliations=Akatsuki
|Enemies=Imperium of Gods 
[[Balalaika]] 
[[NPC Alliance]] [[Dan McNeely]]
|Personality=Crazy
|Likes=Violence 
Worshiping Jashin 
Trolling 
|Dislikes=People not worshiping Jashin
|Goal=Kill [[𝓜𝓪𝓰𝓲𝓜𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻]] (failed) 
Avenge Envy's Death (failed)< Kill Dan McNeely Kill Cheeto Man to avenge Hansels death {{color|red|(Failed)}}<
|Fighting Style=Several Jutsu's and cursed jutsu's
|Paraphernalia=Red Scythe 
Sharp Rods 
Katanas 
Guns
|Criminal Record=Torture 
Mass murder 
Mutiliation 
Assault and battery 
Theft 
Terrorism 
Kidnapping 
Conspiracy 
Vandalism 
Organized crime 
Contract killing 
Corruption 
Abuse 
Weapon dealing 
Drug possession 
Familicide (implied) 
Stalking 
Smuggling 
Property damage 
Mayhem 
War crimes 
Sabotage 
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|Daughter=[[Little Envy]] (adopted daughter)
|Eye Color=<big>{{color|#6B1FD6|██}}</big> Purple Heart
|Aura Color=<big>{{color|Red|██}}</big> Red|race=<big>{{color|#F5DFC7|██}}</big> Sidecar Orange
|Ethnicity=[[File:Flag of Japan.png|20px]] Japanese 
|Nationality=[[File:Flag of Canada.png|20px]] Canadian?
|Voice Actor={{w|Chris Edgerly}}
|Sister=[[Hänsel & Gretel|Hänsel]] (adopted little sister) 
[[Hänsel & Gretel|Gretel]] (adopted little sister) 
|Food=Tacos 
Chimichangas Pizza}}

'''Hidan''' (飛段) is the insane immortal S-rank supervillain who originally was introduced as an Akatsuki member in the UnAnything Universe. He is a devout religious extremist who worships the faith of Jashin, and takes it upon himself to be a missionary of the faith. He originally served as a major antagonist within the Hundred Year's War arc and would become "best friends" with Kakuzu. The two would become known as the "zombie combo" of the Akatsuki. Hidan is known for being a selfish, loathsome, and arrogant prick who only cares about himself and his immortality.

After the timeskip, it would be confirmed that he survived his burying and made it out alive while still being decapitated. He would soon realize that all of the Akatsuki was long gone and defeated, so he decided to become a vigilante since he was bored and wanted to kill more people. As a vigilante, he took the name '''Hidanpool''' (ヒダンプール, Hidanpūru[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Help:Japanese ?]) and decided to annoy and or kill most of the entire cast of Marvel superheroes. He would although, surprisingly, make friends with the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.

He would eventually be revealed to audiences within the narrative as one of the primary protagonists within the point of view for the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 within the entire [[Omniverse Saga]] when he ventured as an Immortal "operator" within the side of the League of Gangstas that was secretly in charge of recruiting 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 that his allies needed to infect for the Anti NPC Rebellion that was being used as a tool to bring more members on the side of the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼. Edvenutally he would return to where he need criminal operations before the Dimensional Merge and he would find himself with [[Dan McNeely]], a representative within the [[Agency Against the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society]] which was made to hunt and destroy the [[𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 society|𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society]]. He would quit after one mission already being an elite member since the organization was just the same "gangstas" he used to work for. He would later meet [[Envy]] while working in the agency and the two became close "friends" and also a duo known as the "jealousy & jashin combo". But soon leave realizing that [[Agency Against the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society]] is fucking boring and temporarily joined because he wanted an excuse to kill people and watch the world burn.

After Envy's demise and the loss of his allies during the Dimensional Merge showed him that without someone to call a friend, Hidan would come to realize how mind numbingly stupid and boring the agency is and how much more fun the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society is while also actually fitting his religious views for once. This began his anti-redemption arc where he finally became a central protagonist and best friends with his Canadian twinsie, Enrique, while he was a member. And later would become the protective adoptive uncle to the twins Hansel and Gretel. He is also had his own personal team designed to pipeline others towards the SUSiety.

=={{Color|gold|Personality}}==
[[File:HidanPraying.jpg|left|thumb|{{Color|black|Hidan praying to Jashin}}]]
Hidan was a very foul-mouthed and disrespectful young man; he frequently used profanity and complained towards allies and opponents alike, despite being a "highly religious" person. He rarely used honourifics when speaking, and, even then, usually as a form of sarcasm: Examples are him referring to Envy as Envy-Chan. He also likes calling Envy a femboy because he enjoys getting them angry. He has threaten to sacrifice his own allies to Jashin but all these instances were because of [[Haliey Welch]]. Hidan is also confirmed to be a extreme masochist due to his own immortality.

Hidan had absolutely no moral restraints regarding the people he killed; he considered slaughter a religious calling, and often took considerable pleasure in making his opponents' deaths as painful as possible. He firmly believed that shinobi were meant to kill and revel in violence.

After leaving the Akatsuki, Hidan became more sadistic and psychopathic due to the loss of his allies. He would befriend Envy for a short while within the Freaky Society realizing he had a gang of psychopaths to hang around. Hidan would start sacrificing people to Jashin more as maybe if he kills enough Jashin may bring him back which would never happen. Hidans Blood lust cannot be suppressed he just kills for the sake of killing. Speaking of which his methods of killing would become more graphic and brutal after his departure from the Akatsuki and example was the shit he did to both Ceroba and Chujin.

Hidan would become more foul mouthed once joining the Freaky Society due to his chaotic nature they consider him to be the cultist version of Dan with more violent tendencies this in also the exact reason why he and Dan became best bro's.

Hidan rarely shows any sadness or empathetic emotions the only times he's ever felt sad emotions is when he's around Chimera Kanako and around Envy's Grave.

Hidan is also a major asshole to everyone one of the many things he loves to do is make fun of everybody and offending everyone. and one of these many examples is when he pissed off the artist community by generating a image of G&W as Adolf Hitler. which ended in absolute disaster as it led to the death of new freaky society member [[GI Robot]]. Hidan doesn't care if you're offended he will piss everyone off for the sake of being zased.

Later in the saga, Hidan’s mental state steadily deteriorates, and after Hansel’s death, he completely snaps. Consumed by grief and rage, he becomes obsessed with revenge against Cheeto Man, leading him down a destructive path that ends with the deaths of his allies and the collapse of his personal group. Unlike the loud, arrogant fanatic he once was, Hidan grows colder, more bitter, and increasingly unhinged after losing his adoptive nephew.

As the story continues, he becomes far more ruthless and self-destructive, throwing himself into violence because he no longer cares what happens to him. His constant failures to protect the people closest to him leave him emotionally hollow, but instead of openly mourning, he masks that pain with cruelty, aggression, and reckless bloodshed. This downward spiral is what makes Hidan one of the saga’s most tragic characters: beneath all the brutality is someone who copes with causing as much violence and destruction as possible.

One of the many cool things about Hidan is that uh he's not that smart out of all the protagonists he's pretty dumb probably due to reasons in the ninja world or something but he isn't really smart He also can't read.
=={{Color|gold|Hidans Overpowered Abilities}}==
Hidan despite being not pretty strong has an ability that technically makes him overpowered due to his love for Jashin he has an ability known as his curse mode it is basically him tweaking the fuck out but he can basically use himself as a voodoo doll but here's the downside to using his curse technique known as death control or Death Possession Blood.[[File:Cursehidan.png|thumb|{{Color|black|Hidans Cursed form}}]]

2 special requirements need to be met the first condition is that Hidan has to Draw a Circle to keep himself safe from [[Sea Bears]] and then turn it into the insignia of jashinism and the next requirement is that he needs to ingest the blood of his potential victim once that step is complete and all requirements are met Hidan and his victims soul is linked and it is stated that any injury that Hidan inflicts onto himself will be given to the victim basically he can use himself as a voodoo doll

that is also why he has a sharp rod in the weapons section it is used to stab and impale himself during the Curse Technique. but there is only one downside Hidan cannot step outside the circle he must remain in the circle to use the ability. because if he leaves the link will break. This is one of the reasons why he couldnt use his attack against [[MagiRagg]] as she was fully armored meaning that he couldn't acquire any blood but he was nearly able to do it to Magi Big Tits. This Op ability is one of Hidans 2 tricks he knows 2 things which is Scythe and Death Control. Oh and this ability turns Hidan black with white markings which makes him look like a skeleton. Most people refer to his curse mode as Hidan Crashing out

Oh btw, he also has the most powerful Fourth Wall breaking ability apart from [[𝓓𝓪𝓷|Dan]], so there's that too.
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=={{Color|gold|Physical Appearance}}==
Overall Most of Hidans appearances are that of a Athletic Young man, and his height around 5'9 (177.1 cm). Hidan has medium-length grey hair that was slicked back and distinctive purple eyes. In Terms of fashion Hidan's wardrobe often includes the Akatsuki robes which he kept slightly opened, revealing his Yugakure forehead protector around his neck and Jashin amulet, The Forehead protectors symbol is scratched off symbolizing his severing of ties with the village. His pants usually are grey pants with matching shinobi sandals. He also wore dark green nail polish and his orange Akatsuki ring on his left index finger, which bears the kanji for "three". Hidan is also known to not wear any branded or expensive clothing and as such most of his wardrobe that isn't his Akatsuki cloaks is stuff he bought from the thrift store. His causal attire usually includes a puffy black jacket and a white wife-beater and of course he's wearing his jashin amulet his casual wear also includes black Track pants and tennis shoes.

His other forms like the hidanpool form's outfit He wears a red and black full body tactical suit that is inspired by Deathstroke and Spiderman but its even cooler as it features a mask with expressive, movable eye lenses and has seen minor variations in color, belt design, and holster placement while maintaining its iconic look and function across

Hidans other costumes include His Desert outfit that was only used in sol Invictus which is a functional, high-tech survival gear and protective clothing suitable for a desert environment like sol invictus. The gear Hidan wears which is made largely of aramid fibers, reflects his mercenary profession and is designed for concealment, utility, and protection from the desert's harsh elements. the outfit including his pants, gloves, and cape, is made from aramid fibers, a durable, heat-resistant material. a tattered, brown-colored cape that, like his other clothing, is made of aramid fibers. a wide sunshade a high-tech cooling and heating helmet to regulate his body temperature in the extreme desert climate. and holsters for canteens a knife and his Winchester 1897 that he exclusively uses during that arc

The Hidante suit is also another one of Hidans bum clothes that resembles Dante from the hit anime Devil may cry because Hidans a fan of the wacky woohoo pizza man

The Most Noticing feature of Hidan's appearance physically as the saga continues is the Tattoos he gets during certain parts as after Envy's death he would get a tattoo of A tiny version of envy on his shoulder later he'd get the Jashin symbol tattooed on his back of his left hand. After Hansels death and his second crash out he'd get a tattoo of a seal with a halo above it that said "R.I.P Hansel sleep well my nephew" on his wrist. So far these are the few tattoos that hidan gets over the course of the saga

His scythe however is given more changes within the saga as it is engraved with the names of the people Hidan truly cared about with the top blade being engraved with Envys name and the middle blade being engraved with Hansels.

Hidans other outfits include the Riot gear he wore in the Raid on The league of gangsters However after the explosion of the propane tank and being woke up by Viladimirovaich he abandons the gear.

=={{Color|gold|Biography}}==
==={{Color|gold|Fanboy and Chum Chum: The Masterbation Dairies}}===
==== {{Color|gold|Jealousy and Jashin}}====
[[File:HidanGrievingenvy.png|left|thumb|{{Color|black|Hidan Mourning after waking up to find himself in the 5700s after the Dimensional Merge.}}]]
Hidan is introduced in the prologue along with Envy as they we're sent to kill various NPC traitors which all consist of various gangsters who are against the spread of the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 gene as ordered by [[𝓜𝓪𝓰𝓲𝓜𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻]] so Porky Minch and other NPCs can't avenge their balls that got crushed at the Ball Crushing Factory. Infact that's how the Jealousy and Jashin arc began. Hidan and Envy are still searching for [[𝓜𝓪𝓰𝓲𝓜𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻]] to got back to her or at least any other freaky society recruit that they could attack well as they did attack [[Ceroba Ketsukane]]. The NPCs would later fight the Duo and they proceed to fail their mission because of [[MagiRagg]] stopping them but this hasn't stopped the NPC traitors from Stalking and attempting to ambush Magi Big Titties several times but keeps fucking failing because MagiRagg keeps coming in and saving MagiMilf. After all of the NPC attempts to kill her failed as the NPCs began to wonder how the fuck would they even be able to kill Magi Big Boobies if he cannot use the ritual or get close and personal. Hidan would be in charge of recruiting members of the Anti NPC Rebellion without knowing about the SUSiety or FreakyBob's personal cult aside from working with other villians like Thanos in the Omniverse.
==={{Color|gold|[[NPC-𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 War]]}}===
==== {{Color|gold|After Envy's Death}}====
After the world changed from the Dimensional Merge, he became a lone wolf who last remembered working for the gangstas and the NPCs he revolted against during the Anti NPC Rebellion. Hidan would become a lone wolf working for himself for awhile with Envy and others absent, but soon he got back to his old base and is enjoying a meal with the agency until [[Otto Gunsche]] arrives to inform everyone that Envy has been killed by someone Hidan after hearing that his best bro and possible lover died began emotionally breaking down and began tweaking the fuck out Hidan started worshiping Jashin even more after his death and soon after his grave was built Hidan was seen being by it on a daily basis. So completely bored Hidan just decided to wait until he and his lov- I mean partner in crime got a new assignment from Dan, but he wouldn't get one as this partner either died in the Dimensional Merge or before Hidan rejoined the gangstas. Hidan had pulled merely one mission and already was aware that the League of Gangstas had changed.

Later on Hidan just straight up left the League of Gangstas HQ now known as the [[Agency Against the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society]] and became a wandering nomad until he discovered [[Horny Street]] a freaky Futa only safe haven created by [[Vivian]]. in this street he would mostly be located in bars or outside sleeping. the more he slept the more he saw envy and it just began to slowly but surely drive him crazier and crazier which led to his alcoholism due to the bar being nearby his main resting corner.

He would later be told by [[Greed]] that Ceroba was responsible for Envys death and he was actually right about that she was 25% responsible for it but mostly he wanted Hidan to kill her because [[𝓓𝓪𝓷]] wanted him to.

Hidan would arrive at Cerobas home where they would enter brutal combat where Hidan would cut off one of her hands disemboweled her and cut her more times and stabbed one of her eyes out in front of Dan and [[Chujin Ketsukane]] after that he'd do the Jashin ritual and stabbed himself directly in the heart killing Ceroba. he then goes after Chujin cutting his balls and little pecker off before skinning him alive and sacrificing him to Jashin too. [[𝓓𝓪𝓷|Dan]] after seeing all of this, respects Hidan and tells him that Jashin is related to [[𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂ism]]. But Hidan is too depressed to care and just resides next to Envys grave.
[[File:HidansKillingBlow.gif|thumb|{{Color|black|The final blow that killed [[Ceroba Ketsukane]]}}]]
Hidan would return in the next arc trying to hunt down [[Mario]] after finding out he was also responsible for Envy's death but later gives up after realizing that envy has a tiny version of himself that is basically their child so now he is the father of [[Little Envy]].

During his training, he sliced [[SpongeBob SquarePants|GoodBob]] in half with his scythe, killing and mutilating him.

===={{Color|gold|Joining the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 society}}====
Hidan is taking a stroll around the forest in his casual attire until [[𝓓𝓪𝓷|Dan]] shows up along with [[Iku Nagae]] and [[Crash]] Hidan was going to convert Iku to jashinism and explains the religion to her Iku then calls him a homicidal maniac then he threatens to offer her to Jashin but crash and Dan arrive Hidan calls them a band and refers to Dan as The emo guy Until Dan explains to him that Jashin is friends with [[Freaky Bob]] and how jashinism and Freakyism is kinda connected idk how killing people for the sake of pleasing Jashin and Sexual acts are correlated but Hidan decides to believe him.

Dan takes him to the freaky society Headquarters and decides to explain to him that he wanted to recruit him to the society as they could use someone of his skill and the group needs a new psychopath Dan also explains that he was the one who told him to kill Ceroba Dan then shows Hidan [[Kanako Ketsukane]] and Hidan realizes that Ceroba really did deserve what happened to her Dan offers Hidan to join the Society and Hidan surprisingly accepts his offer as he is pretty bored of being a fucking slave to [[Dan McNeely]]'s worthless cause. Hidan Would later apologize to Magiragg and Magimilf for the times he attempted to murder them. Hidan had completed his redemption arc and is now considered a good guy/anti Hero but he still misses envy a lot. He really doesn't participate in the Freaky holidays.
===={{Color|gold|Hidan's Hired work}}====
Hidan is hired by [[𝓓𝓪𝓷]] to brutally murder and assassinate boring ass characters. His little rampage began with him hanging [[Pomni]] and sacrificing [[Meggy Spletzer]] to Jashin before selling her remains to a calamari restaurant that began selling inkling flesh. Hidan's rampage would continue with [[Scissor Man]] where he impaled him on the blades of his scythe moments after getting decapitated by his scissors. Hidan now works as a hired killer to kill all cringe NPC garbage along with stubs. He would later attempt an attack on the League of Gangstas HQ during Hidan's Revenge Arc with the AGWM.
=={{Color|gold|Relationships}} ==
==={{Color|gold|[[Envy]]}}===
Hidan and Envy to be honest they had a fucking Bromance it is considered to be one of the most complicated relationships during the freaky saga Envy and Hidan pretend to be Enemies while they're actually very good pals. Envy is always being a tsundere to Hidan for some reason while Hidan acts like an incompetent fool. This would later lead up to envy wanting to quit the agency and together join the freaky society. Hidan Considered envy as the only person he could trust and as you know his death affected him dearly. What i'm trying to say is yeah the insane Jashin worshipper was gay with the Femboy Homunculus
==={{Color|gold|[[𝓓𝓪𝓷]]}}===
Hidan's relationship with Dan is pretty complicated as they used to be enemies due to their factions but they became best friends after Hidan brutally murdered Ceroba and Chujin. Basically the 2 psychopaths are like brothers after he joined the freaky society.
==={{Color|gold|[[Kanako Ketsukane]]}}===
Hidan is considered the other big bro of Kanako but he hates having to see her in pain via being a chimera. He sometimes prays to Jashin to revert her chimera form back to normal.
==={{Color|gold|[[𝓜𝓪𝓰𝓲𝓜𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻]]}}===
Hidan used to hate magimilf but he decided to apologize to her after the revenge arc basically they're currently neutral
==={{Color|gold|[[Little Envy]]}}===
Little Envy is basically his son so he protects him at all cost
==={{Color|gold|[[Mizuki Ozu]]}}===
Mizuki fucking hates Hidan
==={{Color|gold|[[Mario]]}}===
After he found out that Mario Killed Envy, he wants to fucking murder him HE HATES HIM he FUCKING hates him with a passion!
==={{Color|gold|[[Hänsel & Gretel]]}}===
Similar to Dan, Hidan cares about the twins a lot, seeing them as little sisters. Hidan loves having tea parties with them. Hidan cared about them both a lot to the point where after the Death of Hansel he decided to take matters into his own hands by gathering a team to raid the league of gangsta's HQ in a mission to kill Cheeto man
==={{Color|gold|Cheeto Man}}===
Before The revaluation on Cheeto man's true motives Hidan has always found that he was kinda sketchy and mysterious person however after Hansels death By the hands of the League. Hidan genuinely wanted to fucking skin the fuck alive and turn him into a fur coat. This hatred for the cheetah would later lead to his attack on the league
==={{Color|gold|Balalaika}}===
Hidan Genuinely likes to annoy Fry Face with Dan and ragebait the shit out of her
===[[ShadeTheVulpix306]]===
Hidan trolls the shit out of shade about every day on Devaintart by acting like the slenderman and demanding he collect his 8 pages. Hidan thinks he's superior to shade which is true because he is a sigma unlike the stupid Femboy vulpix
==={{Color|gold|[[Vesna]]}}===
His relationship with warcriminal Ves is very complicated due to the fact that she insults him for being a fucking dumbass in the raid arc however Hidan kinda gets along with her despite her being a big bitch

His relationship with Emo Ves Is way diffrent due to the fact that they're both extremely edgy depressed guys
==={{Color|gold|[[Christie]]}}===
Hidan and the assassin don't really get along well due to the fact that Christie would rather fuck Anti Kun for 81 hours then be useful to the susiety in the later chapters. However when in a Duo they make a deadly team
===[[Ka-Chung]]===
He and Ka chung get along pretty well for some reason due to them enjoying the fun of committing chaos

=== [[Hiei]] ===
Despite both being on the same side now, Hiei seems to dislike Hidan a lot due to Hidan being with Envy before and as a enemy. Hidan says he changed to this side but Hiei doesn't care and always interrupts him and insults him each time has the chance to which leads to Hidan trying to fight him and successfully beats his ass up when Dan and others aren't trying to stop the fight.

=== [[Greed]] ===
They both despise each other very much, put these two next to eachother and a whole bar fight will happen. When Greed merged with Dan, Hidan hated his guts even more. However he does remind of Kakuzu to Hidan which is the only positive thing.

=== {{Color|gold|[[Shouko Nishimiya]]}} ===
The wife of Hiei, she is often told by Hiei that he is a monster and when she first saw him, he was naked dancing to the Bum Biddy which was at the volume max which made Shouko get traumatized but he does not give a fuck and still does it.

==={{Color|gold|Ryūki}}===
That other Jashinist in Boruto that became hidans knockoff Hidan is alright with him however he is barring him from entering the freaky susiety because there can only be one jashinist and he wants to gatekeep because Hidan is an asshole
== {{Color|gold|Quotes}} ==
{{quote|Hidans W Rizz|Whats wrong Envy Chan FLUSTERED AHAHAH}}
{{quote|Someone is interrupting Hidans Ritual|Will you SHUT UP you're interrupting the RITUAL!}}
{{quote|Hidan causes a kitchen fire in the AAFS base|OI ENVY I ACCIDENTALLY SET THE KITCHEN ON FIRE SEND HELP}}
{{quote|Hidan Confronts Dan Mcneely|Y'know the thing I regret the most is Siding with you. The only good part of being in the agency was killing for jashin's cause and being with Envy but now that's all over FUCK YOU MCNEELY! THIS ENDS NOW}}
{{quote|Hidan after Dan mocks the fact that he lost his head during the previous fight against the NPC'S|DAN SHUT THE HELL UP... So anyways}}
{{quote|Hidan during the raid saga|CHEETO MAN YOU FUCKING COWARD COME DOWN HERE NOW SO I CAN SKIN YOU INTO A RUG}}
{{quote|Hidan Getting Impaled by the stupid Shinobi guards|Oh you gotta be fucking shitting me I just got this patched up}}
{{quote|Shikamaru walking near the crater Hidans head is in|OI IT TOOK YOU FUCKING LONG ENOUGH SHIKACUNTRU I PROMISE YOU BITCH I WILL ESCAPE THIS FUCKING PIT}}
{{quote|Hidan talking to greed|Jesus fuck you're so greedy you remind me of Kakuzu ahhh those were good times}}
{{quote|Magiragg fucked up Hidans Kill|Oh you gotta be fucking shitting me HOW DID THAT FUCKING CUNT SURVIVE MY ATTACK I WAS THIS CLOSE TO PEIRCING MY HEART!}}
{{quote|Hidan Goes on a tangent because Hiei called him an alcoholic|You are an alcoholic Alcoholic YES I AM AN ALCOHOLIC... I HAVE DRINKING PROBLEM SO WHAT... MY LOVER FUCKING DIED THATS WHY I BECOME AN ALCOHOLIC MY EMPLOYERS ABANDONED ME AND LEFT ME TO DIE THATS WHY I BECAME AND ALCOHOLIC The loneliness drove me crazy that's why I am an alcoholic SO WHAT... I never troubled anyone when I was drunk I DIDNT ABUSE ANYONE WHEN I WAS DRUNK and These NPC governments are encouraging people to drink Then why fuckin blame only me?! you don't have the balls to ask the governments that's why you blame me But let me tell you something... When everyone is gone this alcohol will stay with me ITS BEEN WITH ME. That's all I need Don't need anything else.}}
{{quote|Hidan watching Ves Go through 3L withdrawal|Goddamn it who deprived that dumb emo Femboy bitch of his fatass goldship now hes fucking tweaking while screaming that he needs 3L}}
{{quote|Hidan smoking a blunt in Akatsuki HQ after he killed ASUMA in the 2000 saga|I AM SMOKING ON THAT ASUMA PACK *Agressive Coughing*}}
{{quote|Anti Septic Hidan|Hey Gretel Do you want to know why coins have RIDGES?}}
{{quote|Hidan disrespecting the dead|Thats it... that was Dexter Fishery's waifu FUCKING DEAD! AHHAAH FUCKING WEAK DDLC GIRL AHHAHA NATSUKI IS WAY BETTER THAN YOU FUCK YOU MONIKA}}
{{quote|Hidan disrespecting the dead|Tonight on the debate Charlie Kirk vs a Bullet}}
{{quote|Hidan Solos|Gokutards don't realize that I molest him and your favorite characters you fucking fools one drop of blood and its over}}
{{quote|Hidan Annoying Shade|I am the slenderhidan Collect my 8 pages}}
{{quote|OI ENVY CHAN! I bought a Maid costume for you HAHA|W rizz}}
{{quote|Hidan Gatekeeping Ryūki from joining the susiety|Listen Fanboy guy I get you like jashin and yearn to be like me but you're not joining the Susiety}}
{{quote|Hidan Gets mad at the shotacons|CHRISTIE! HISOKA LOCK IN FOR ONCE if you'd spend more time fighting like how you spend half of your time staring at little boys asses you'd lock in for once}}
{{quote|Hidan Mocking Deidara|EGHHHH ART IS AN EXPLOSION I'M DEIDARA I HAVE SEX WITH C4 POCKET PUSSIES WEHHHHH}}
{{quote|Hidan reminiscing on his time in the Akatsuki|That Akatsuki was a fucking hellhole our members sucked we had some Greedy Fucker that I was forced to partner with, Some goofy ass fucker, A goddamn shark, A terrorist who fucks explosives and thinks explosion is art, Some Puppet twink, an edgy bitch who wiped out his own clan, some fucking Blackandwhite Venus fly trap fuck, Snake bitch and our head members The baddest bitch ever who can make paper and some emo edgelord guy obsessed with pain and guess what I'm glad they all died well uh.. except Konan she was a baddie}}
{{quote|HE EDGED SO HARD HIS PENIS EXPLODED|Hidan just speaking facts on Freakbob's peanits explosion}}
{{quote|Hidan trolling the court by continuing to sing slow chemical|YOUR HONOR The wonder of the world is gone, I know for sure
All the wonder that I want, I found in her
As the whole becomes a part I strike to burn
And no flame returns
Every intuition fails to find it's way
One more table turned around, and back again
Finding I'm more lost and found when she's not around
When she's not around, I feel it coming down
Give me what I could never ask for
Connect me and you could be my chemical now
Give me the drug you know I'm after Connect me and you could be my chemical}}
{{quote|Hidan Upon seeing Mizuki Ozu's new design|JESUS CHRIST MIZUKI WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU! MAGIMOTHER!!! KORAGG!!! YOUR DAUGHTER IS ALL BANDAGED UP AND SHIT!}}
{{quote|Hidan hates Kendricks Mustard|Who the fuck even likes Kendrick Lamar his shit is fucking ass AHHAHA DURR MUSTARRRDDD GOD I FUCKING HATE MUSTARD}}
{{quote|Hidans subtle foreshadowing|FOR JASHINS SAKE HIEI SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU EMO CUNT YES I LOVED ENVY YES I WAS WITH HIM I DON'T CARE THAT YOU AND ENVY WERE ENEMIES I DONT GIVE A FUCK Maybe if you got that stick out of your ass you'd be a happier person FUCK OFF AND DIE ALREADY}}
{{quote|Hidan doing his epic gamer JASHIN is good song|OH JASHIN IS GOOD JASHIN IS GREA-AAAT JASHIN IS GOOD JASHIN IS GREAAT JASHIN IS GOOOO-OOOOOO- RAUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH}}
{{quote|Hidans many monologues|But when was I ever a smart move type of person i'm more of a dumb move guy}}
{{quote|Hidan's monologue about how shit the last 6 months had been after the death of Hansel|If someone had told me six months ago this was where my life was headed, I'd have ordered a double of what they were drinking, drunk it, then blown my head off.}}
{{quote|Hidan to Cheeto man|My problem? Wanna know what my problem is YOU FUCKING ORANGE PRICK? You're turning humans into glue! That's what my fucking problem is!}}
{{quote|Hidan commenting on being forced to go on a mission with Vesna, Hiei and Christie|I thought everything was going to at least go fine but then I forget the people with me is an emo fuck with a bitter bitch using him as a host an emo fucker who hates me because of my dead lover and an assassin who cant stop fantasizing about molesting Anti Kun}}
{{quote|Hidans W Rizz|I sent a bitch a smiley face, Bitches love smiley Faces}}
{{quote|Hidan as Ed|The fuck y'all lookin' at?!}}
== {{Color|gold|Gallery}} ==
<gallery>
File:Hidan_(hair_down).png|Hidan with his hair down.
File:Pngimg.com_-_hidanpool_PNG59.png|Hidan in his signature vigilante costume.
File:Hidante.png|Hidans appearance during chapter 5's arc The Hidan Chronicles
File:DesertHidan.png|Hidan During the Desert arc
File:BitchesLoveSmileyFacesEd.png|Hidan as Ed Wuncler
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== {{Color|gold|Theme Collection}} ==
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYjeVCjdSG0 Chapter 1 Theme]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KaFJf0FvLw Slow Chemical (Hidans Revenge Theme)]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc6vs-l5dkc I Write Sins Not Tragedies (Chapter 2 Theme)]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omMSgjePnfY&t=736s Midnight Wandering (Desert Arc)]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtSGboNK3-E Divine Hate (Hidan Chronicles)]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HM1Dl81k4sc MVC3 Deadpool Theme (Hidanpool)]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfwVB7ePMZQ Painkiller (Hidans Other Default theme)]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfGAkTrucvM Nobody Praying for me (Hidans Revenge Theme 2)]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiNYp4cZHoQ This Is My Story (Hidan vs Dan Mcneely)]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6QZ6a8uqDk Had Enough (Gensokyo Crisis Arc/Hidan vs Dan Mcneely)]
=={{Color|gold|Trivia}} ==
*It is a known fact that Hidan is a better version that the overrated garbage Deadpool.
*Hidan is a fan of Insane Clown Posse
*Hidan kisses his homies goodnight the homies in question is just Envy
*Hidan is still trying to comprehend how MagiMilf and MagiRagg were able to stop him from using his ritual
*Hidan enjoys watching the nutshack his favorite character is Tito dickman
*Hidan will break the rules that the signs tell him not to do[[File:F91dc6ff3a24f05b9dcb8ac8543eb6eb.jpg|thumb|312x312px|{{Color|black|Hidan Breaking the law}}|center]]
*Hidan has the most drip out of most of the members of the Akatsuki.[[File:Hidandrip.png|thumb|{{Color|black|Hidans Drip}}|center]]
*Hidans revenge arc actually gets its own opening we don't know what it looks like but we do know [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLCiPFan5hc The opening song] and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfwVB7ePMZQ Ending song]
*After Envy's Death Hidan Engraved his name into the first blade of his scythe
*Hidans if he sees Mario will lose his shit and attempt to kill him on sight.
**[[Windows 108]] likes to joke that Hidan isn't allowed on [[Stuff Nobody Wanted]] for this reason.
*Hidan is addicted to a drug called the [[Bhutanese shadow garden grown dark evil pack]]
*Hidan rarely sleeps because when he does sleep he keeps getting nightmares about Envy telling him to let her go and move on her death turned her into his sleep paralysis demon.
*Hidan owns many guns within the freaky saga but his favorite gun has to be the shotguns.
*Hidan was absolutely flabbergasted when he found out [[River]] got [[Annalise]] Pregnant
*Hidan Doesn't show up during funerals of susiety members despite them being more fun then somber the reason why Is due to Envys death
*Hidan can cook but the best he can cook is grilled cheese, Pasta and Microwave Oven pizza's
*Hidan has a deviantart account called FreakyHidan420 where he trolls stupid conservatives, AI bitches, USERS and bluey fans with Dan
*The Lore reason to why Hidan keeps wearing his akatsuki robes is due to him having a fucking massive surplus of them
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| Name = Anti Game & Watch Movement
| Motto = The LARP is Too Damn High
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| Full Name = Anti Game & Watch Movement (The most used name for it) Pigmask dickheads
| Alias = Anarchist "Infected" Robin Hood Style Traitors To The Alliance FreakBob "sympathizers" Omniversal Syndicalist Movement LARPers (by Enrique and other Neutral characters)
| Attributes = Rebellion/Terrorist/Freedom Fighters/Bounty Hunter Group/Anarchy Group
| Foundation = the Collapse of Bikini Bottom (pre-timeskip) The year Porky Minch dies for shit leadership (5700s) The "Troll Terrorist" Dragan Markovic finding out the atrocities and Mr. Game and Watch's Downfall (5700s)
| Anthem = [[File:RebelPath.mp3|autoplay]]
| HQ = Safe houses in the NPC territories
| Leader = Isabelle (Leader) Veronica (Funder) Dragan Markovic (Key Rebel) Thanos (Benefactor) 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 ("memetic operator")
| Commanders = The 16 Heads Various "operators" in the Omniverse
| Agents = Low Lives Anarchists Gang Members Hired Mercenaries Furries Freaky Susiety Sympathizers Bandits Stalkers (the Russian guys not actual stalking people stalkers) Deserters Veterans Random Civilians Insurgents and Desert Raiders from Sol Invictus PMC's 1500 IQ Genetically modified super soliders Trolls, Vandals and Jerkops
| Goal = Overthrow Mr. Game & Watch Replace SUSiety with SUSiety as useful idiots for Cecil Turtle. (The Three Presidents / Dotar Surk) Fool 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 into replacing the heads of the NPC Alliance as part of a NPC backed Psyop. (Veronica and "Useful Idiots") Push the Overton Window towards the side of 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 and defeat Micheal Rodent (Thanos and 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼)
}}<blockquote>"I hate these cunts, JUANCARLO!!!!, send in 67,000 troops to destroy their hideout or something." - Mr. Game & Watch</blockquote><blockquote>"I will send in the Denver Broncos to kill these guys....oh shit they already got killed by these goys......oh well time to regenerate them." - Benjamin Netanyahu</blockquote>{{Quote|Großes Schweinereich|🐷🐷🐷}}
{{Quote|These guys are dickheads.

They REALLY HATE Porky Minch and his partnership with Game & Watch for no reason and even his mom hates him.

For some reason they still haven't manage to topple over a giant statue of him.}}

'''The Anti NPC Rebellion''' Also Shortened as '''TANR''' or '''AGWM''' commonly known as the '''Anti Game & Watch Movement (ゲーム＆ウォッチ反対運動)''' is a side conflict within the [[NPC-𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 War]] that contains '''the Pigmask Army''', the '''OfFenders''' and '''"Troll Terrorist Cyber Vermin"''' and other groups who are either with the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety or allied with the goals of them that started off as a group of mischievous former working class participants of SUSiety who fights "the NORMie oppressors" like [[Dr. Robotnik]], [[Zigra]], [[Basil]], [[King DeDeDe]], and [[Margaret Thatcher]] while doing terrorism. The members within the conflict are considered an Omniversal terrorist rebellion group created for the sole purpose to rise up and overthrow the current Government of the [[NPC Alliance]] from the rule of [[Mr. Game & Watch]] due to his dictatorship causing nothing but suffering to the people except the higher ranking members. The first incarnations from the side of candidates for Memetic Gestalt Syndrome members was created during [[the Collapse of Bikini Bottom]], however it would gain new life in the 5700s late in the NPC-Freaky War where Mr. Game & Watch's critics began accusing Mr. Game & Watch for turning everything into a fascist dictatorship + Corp owned world like night city. They are labelled as a terrorist orginization due to their many attacks on the NPC high class. Unlike the rising freaky susiety, it is left ambiguous on whatever or not the movement was initially started as the purpose of actually being freaky, but every member that signed up for the rebellion had a problem with Game & Watch despite the Freakers being the true archons. Most are freakers during the rebellion but some of the known backers and Veronica simply seek to replace SUSiety with another SUSiety, while others have different goals.

The group is often seen as the better version of the Juppongatana and the Straw Hat Pirates and that is technically true as yet again Shishio wants to overthrow the government to become an anarchistic and enforce social darwinism onto the people unlike the AGWM who wish to overthrow the government and simply liberate it to restore the power to all classes instead of letting it fester into a hyperfascist dictatorship. Meanwhile the actual Straw Hat Pirates are just NPC LARPers who support Mr. Game & Watch. Every NPC at risk of Memetic Gestalt Syndrome and 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻 that disagrees with and despises Mr. Game & Watch supports this movement. Most in the first incarnation before the Dimensional Merge were kicked out as obvious traitors, meanwhile others were forced to join organizations that would one day be brought together under the AA𝓕S banner. Now as servants of NPCs turned villians as they saw the value of the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 gene, they can't go back nor want to go back to the old days. Unlike the AA𝓕S which seeks to restore the Society before the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety! and the BnL Merger, the Anti NPC Rebellion seek to escape the norms of society they were once accustomed to having unlocked their hidden gene. They are 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 allies that support them for their own selfish ends, but don't support the values of the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety! although some do just like with the [[Green Nation]]. That chaos war band who was among the first to be pipelined from the rebellion towards the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety!

They consist of some of the most "''well known discarded people ever''" and were originally led by Dragan Markovic, Isabelle, Veronica, Popeye, Hidan, and various other numerous characters whose fate were shaped to become 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 allies as they all despised Mr. Game & Watch and other supporters like Mickey Mouse, Cheeto Man, Porky Minch, and others. The Cheeto Man and various other trolls would eventually kidnap others into this group since Popeye believed them to be vital allies in stopping Mickey Mouse, however the Cheeto Man would be trolled out of the organization by members of the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety!. The trolls agree to help this rebellion since this would make a great opportunity in creating a sub group to stopping every traitor in the League of Gangstas or the Agency such as [[Dan McNeely]] once and for all. Originally they simply seek out for themselves after the gangstas pushed them out. Unaware of the NORMies influence within the gangstas, they seek revenge against the Normies and the League of Gangstas who have placed them in a position to fend for themselves. The Anti NPC Rebellion had been long-aware of the long war and simply lived paycheck to paycheck and hated Buy N Large's business meetings with the Good Society especially the BNL F.E.E.T. Merger that added more of Pooh's friends to the NPC Alliance along with the alliance between various beings titled God and various beings titled Satan. Prior to the alliance of various "Satans", there were meetings with the Gangstas aligned elements of Buy N Large which the heroes fought hard against to support versions of their merger deemed good. Most have embraced their status of being a villain way long ago, as the recruits from the Anti NPC Rebellion feared the Buy N Large merger because they had something to hide and fought the brutality of the police who of which didn't care which side was attempting the merger. The heroes did not care about the authoritarianism of the Buy N Large merger as they knew the Imperium was deep down wise, honest, and better for civilization than the bullet that they dodged.

After their rebellion ended, some Anti-NPC organizers went back to being actual Anti-Heroes that beats the shit outta shitty people just like the old NPC Alliance members that they overthrown. After this movement succeeded in their goals at the end of the NPC-Freaky War, all attention was placed back into hating [[Enrique]] for being a Omnicontrarian. Meanwhile every 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻 who was fooled into supporting the Rebellion's goals just to spite Mr. Game & Watch would be punished. After unknowingly bringing only a shift in leadership and not much else, they would be known to Enrique and PWHNIWIGO as The LARPING Rebellion, also known as the Dancing Israelis to them. However, most would find themselves continue working for Thanos and Isabelle who seized control of the Pigmask Army who were the backbone troops for Dragan Markovic's rebellion. AGWM’s defining feature is that they contain no shared doctrine, no stable ideology, no consistent end-state vision, only a single operational objective, the removal of Mr. Game & Watch.

== History ==
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===Origins===
Before the Dimensional Merge, they were a group of anarchist bandits who had many different names throughout the Omniverse. In one reality, Porky Minch had become very unpopular for choosing to align with the NPC Alliance. The group consisted of lawbreakers of many kind, but the difference between these members and the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 was a matter of how they saught to break the law. One set of organizers simply wanted to go against every norm, while this group consisted of educated theorists backed by various pro-working class philosophies such as Syndicalism. One noteworthy founder in the Omniverse was Popeye. The true story is that the origin of the original army who call themselves TRUE and HONEST protesters were founded by Porky Minch sometime before 2026, to defeat enemies that he deemed worse than the [[Frosty Mart Crew]], his original enemies, and teamed up with [[Mr. Game & Watch]], however Porky was trolled out of his own army forcing him to leave after Thanos proved a more competent and popular than the tubby tyrant and left it leaving Thanos to find various new members to make 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂, but the other members catched on about it and this did a whole epic civil war that lasted them through every arc after Mr. Game & Watch attempted to suggest a change to the NPC Alliance's flag, the first sign that would give the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 a chance to spread their ideology.

===Enter: Popeye===
Following the loss of his home at the hands of Buy N Large's new direction, Popeye would come to realize the slow yet painful reality of the merger that the Good Society had pulled. Seeing Mickey as a now tyrannical leader, forced to help Buy N Large, and the Good Society sell out to the Buy N Large F.E.E.T. merger, he nows views Mickey as a mouse who has lost his way, Popeye would leave the Imperium's control and form his own rebellious group with a mission of stopping the League of Gangstas once and for all completely renouncing his heroism, realizing that the merger can't be undone.

Popeye's inital organization and various parallel universe counterparts started off as more of Robin Hood style lawbreakers who had temporarily switched sides to the Trolls to justify stealing as much shit as possible until becoming NPCs after the rise of the [[Agency Against the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society]] which vaporized large portions of their initial rebellion due to the Freakers being the real enemy for many of the rebels, however things were only going to get more insane for Popeye. The other members who are with Popeye digs into a pizza gate like conspiracy theory about the alliance on the side of the Gangsters.

=== Enter: The Freakies, the OfFenders, Pigmask Army, and the NORMie Slaiyers ===
The first precursor known as the OfFenders was ran and created by Popeye as they operated as scavengers and thieves who answered loosely to the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 as their operator. More members such as Kermit the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴, Cell, and Popeye who became Popeye the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂man would serve to go against the Alliance narrative and whoever was the biggest target for lulz. Popeye, now openly predatory, used only a fraction of his Vermillion potential to take from the Anti NPC Rebellion themselves, stockpiling supplies and asserting psychological control. The group tolerated it because his presence made them harder targets for outside factions. Their relationship with him became parasitic: they resented the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼, but benefited from the fear he generated. The OfFenders were the evil version of the DeFenders born from a similar sequence of events that created the DeFenders.

After the Dragontown War followed by the initial protests, [[Veronica]], Mr. Game & Watch's secret furry daughter who really hated him, recruited the whole island to be Pigmask Soldiers. The protesters then blew up the island. Many people joined however didn't do anything for quite some time. Then they got even stronger with 5 actual generals with [[Isabelle]] as one of the leaders and large amount of people. Isabelle was FAT as FUCK and really liked pigs.

With more and more people slowly labeling Mr. Game & Watch as a menace, they started invading various areas. The people who were 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 such as Thanos founded to pipeline for this rebellion was Veronica who was a psychopath lesbian with Isabelle and manipulated both of them from being sweet girls to two tomboy lesbian emo demi-gods. Veronica saw an opportunity, an attempt to change leadership of the NPC Alliance to liberate the alliance territories and restore order to the country. This alliance would later creates a situation where Isabelle and Veronica may believe they're using Thanos, while Thanos believes he's using them. Neither side necessarily has full control of the rebellion, which adds tension to the faction's internal politics, however the rebels goals lean more to the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼.

=== The Normie Revolt ===
The Gang would reunite with Cell who came to warn them about his findings about the truth. Cell takes them somewhere safe to explain his findings. Cell reveals that Cheeto Man is the actual head of various organizations that make up the DeFenders in the Omniverse, who uses them as a large drug/STD-free prostitution business without the normies they tried to recruit being aware of it and has found the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety! absolutely horrifying. Now anti-heroes who once took part in the rebellion against the system such as Shadow the Hedgehog and the Cheeto Man are hoping to funnel as much money against them. Cheeto Man was at one point the true mastermind of every anti-hero organization in fiction acting as the bridge between the "corrupted" members of the Anti NPC Rebellion. He manipulated Popeye who is now Popeye the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂man to create the group and is planning on creating a coup d'état, killing half of the group including Popeye since they have served their purpose. It's even confirmed by Cell that Cheeto Man is even stronger than most NPC targets and could easily kill each of their gang. Hidan then shows up completely bored and realizes he has a new gang of people who can do his bidding as a criminal. The OfFenders and other groups then realize that they are binded to Hidan who is simply someone who doesn't know what is going on and can't join the gangstas since they signed on renouncing heroism as well as their former villianous bosses that seek to kill them. Viewing the situation pragmatically, Hidan who once aligned with the League of Gangstas now known as the Agency seeks to get revenge on what the Cheeto Man had done. The Cheeto Man in response identified Hidan as the primary destabilizer whose unchecked behavior threatened to collapse the barrier between them. Hidan’s interventions were precise and disruptive. He targeted supply caches, sabotaged Cheeto Man’s movements, and confronted the Agency forces directly in calculated encounters meant to test the limits of the Vermillion gene. To the DeFenders, Hidan appeared as an external predator; to the Cheeto Man, he was the first opponent who did not fear him.

The NORMies freak the fuck out over this revelation and ask Cell why were they chosen to join. It's revealed by Cell that they only actually wanted one person to join but simply got everyone involved since they were with that specific target when they first set out their plan. That person is none other than the NORMie of that DeFender group whose deemed a target. Cheeto Man wants to kill the NORMies since he killed many members of Hotel Moscow. He simply wanted to make his death as convoluted as possible just for fun. The Gang than realize that the NORMies isn't even with them and instead the kid is still unaware. They remember that the "anti-heroes" and NORMies had a disagreement and the NORMies wondered off somewhere else to the beach.

Hidan is tweaking out and realizes he needs to get back to the society to warn Dan about Hänsel being public enemy 1# with the League of Gangstas since he knows he'll need as much help as humanly possible to stop the Cheeto Man and Balalaika. Meanwhile, in another area, Arthur and Vivian are working together, trying to make sense of a strange vision that Arthur keeps seeing.

In the end, the Gang barley escape alive but unfortunately for them, the NORMies get separated leaving NORMies alone but accompanied by Popeye and half the other members now knowing the truth of their group. They decide to join forces creating a new group known as the Anti NPC Rebellion 2.0. but Hidan pleads Cell to get back to the society so Dan can be aware of the NORMies coming after them. The Agency continued pursuing Hidan not to defeat him outright, but to contain him. Each encounter forced Hidan's ego driven allies to rely more heavily on the Vermillion gene, accelerating changes he did not fully understand. The 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 encouraged this escalation, seeing long-term advantage in the NORMies’ transformation regardless of the collateral damage. The Dimensional Merge would then occur and the organization would transform. With worse enemies to fight during this time period, the LARPing rebels like the NPC Straw Hats and Sly Cooper would not return during the second incarnation of this organization and would strengthen themselves as a [[Good Society]] team to fight the L.O.S.E.R.S. Now with the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 steering the public towards Memetic Gestalt Syndrome, the infected [[Diego Marcoson]] steal shit from their pre-Dimensional Merge Syndicalist incarnation, however not every member is aware of the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Gene being spread across the rebellion. After the destruction of the inital Syndicalists, Thanos started forming an unlikely alliances with various normies at risk of Memetic Gestalt Syndrome to dethrone Mr. Game & Watch, usually those with the interest to remove the hated black clanker.

===Early 6th Millennium Transformation===
[[File:DuckTrooper.png|280px|right|thumb|The Pigmask Army / AGWM's rebrand to being 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂. Art by 2oonscap3.]]
The 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 in particular saw an interest in collective organizers who could nudge away from the Alliance narrative even if barely by much. Thanos saw he could bring the members for good use, just like with the Pigmask Army and his frenemy Wario within Bravo Company, they stole the Army, the symbols, and the uniforms, but was now ready to do the same to the Syndicalists seen in the Collapse of Bikini Bottom, OfFenders, and every group who will make up the Anti NPC Rebellion 2.0 and frame what was once the Neutral option as well anything but neutral. The Pigmask Army would also gain new uniforms in the form of ducks to further symbolize their connection to the Phonito Birds. This would later morph into the current iteration of the Anti NPC Rebellion, an army that started as a former NPC's distaste for Mr. Game & Watch and his attempts to help out former villians like Porky Minch be of use to the NPC Alliance.

The initial movement simply wanted only the will to revolt at the bare minimum, it later evolved into a platform for shifting the Overton Window towards the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 with the NPCs slowly shifting towards the willpower and ideals of 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 such as Thanos, Cell, Hidan and every 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻 who plays the role of an "operator." They were later a group controlled by three NPC spies who are obviously freaktures containing the DNA of Dotar Surk's own sons dubbed '''The Three Presidents''' to rain supremacy and if someone says that they are antagonists or connected to either the goals of the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 or Cecil Turtle, [[Thanos]] throws them the Anti-Hero escuse. Most are unaware of the rebellion's true motive and hidden involvement from the eldritch entities above the faction war that are behind the plot to get Mr. Game & Watch removed not even 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 like Thanos.

Hidan after finding out that Hänsel was murdered... it set off something in him the same way losing Envy did but instead of becoming a drunk Hidan entered a state of Ptsd induced Psychosis, a form of Memetic Gestalt Syndrome that was waking him up. He was tweaking the fuck out this tweaking was never seen before Hidan would begin blaming himself for getting Hänsel killed. Hidan continued his breakdown just absolutely going fucking insane literally hallucinating that envy and Hansel were there he just starts blaming the losses on himself and how jashin would never bring any of them back he failed to save someone he cared about again..

With the Anti-NPC Rebellion fucking split apart because of Hansels death and like everyone at war with them Hidan realizes that Cheeto man has to pay THEY HAVE TO BLEED FOR WHAT THEY DID. They needed to experience true pain the exact same way he is experiencing it. Hidan would get back to his HQ and find out that Dan McNeely took over his old HQ for a short while, but Hidan would learn fast and get to joining the SUSiety! FAST! After finding where his former villians in the rebellion went after many years of finding himself alone in the post apocalypse of the 5700s. It had been years and he is immortal. Hidan had been bored for sometime and is realizing fast that the Agency doesn't cut it. Dan McNeely learned that Hidan had only accepted one mission from him and already wants to leave because the areas he used to operate as a criminal have folded into the NPC Alliance. In addition to this, former NPC Genso war veteran [[Dragan Markovic]] would find himself as secondary head of the Anti NPC Rebellion 2.0 with Isabelle and Thanos in charge during a far off planet in the desert war. Dragan had a negative history with the alliance and wanted change.
===The Creation of the Anti-NPC Rebellion 2.0===
Dragan while walking through the desolate slums of the NPC's looked around it was uh a criminal underworld to be honest brothels, people who sell gore art, arms dealers, gangsters ect. and while in this place he saw a uma race and during the race he saw the silliest most crazy creature ever the horse named [[Goldship]] and after the race met her and said he is forming a group to overthrow GW's government as he's had enough of his shit and gave her the reason to join under the truth that she will get to be a troll and that somehow worked later on he'd meet a net runner named [[Kiwi]] who'd he recruit as she could be a contributor to the plan he had and the moment he recruited her [[Kiwi ]] told him about the secret daughter of [[Mr. Game & Watch|GW]] and her name was [[Veronica]]. Veronica hated her dad because he abused her and made her hate herself so much that she began cutting herself and Dragan knew he'd need funding for this plan of his so he met Veronica in private somewhere underground and during this received so much money that she snuck out of the banks so he could begin his rebellion. for the next 5 or so years Dragan would recruit 12 more people with certain skills which created the 16 heads heads he added included former Espada member [[Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez]] because he wanted to be apart of a group because [[User:JoshGroban|Aizen]] Fucking fired him for being a sperg with anger management issues, but he would later be replaced with Midget Darth Vader and the Sixta position would be kept to honor Grimmjow getted trolled. Other members he recruited included Muscle Mommy [[Dorio Gunnarsdóttir]] who he saved from being killed by [[SOAP]] insurgents because due to the fact that she was charged with the very horrible crime of... get this vandalizing fandom wikis that have been dead for years. He later recruited former Juppongatana member [[Fuji]] followed by the rest of the Pigmask Army.

After acquiring 16 leaders he followed by recruiting low lives, Anarchists, Gangsters, Mercenaries,former soldiers, Freaky Sympathizers, Furries, Terrorists, Bandits and random civilians to join his crew of GW haters as foot soldiers. All of which were deemed members with Memetic Gestalt Syndrome, except only this time the lines blurred further as this Rebellion was much more 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 than the last one, especially now with the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety now public. Just like with Hidan's rebellion, the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 were the operators, but unlike last time hating Mr. Game & Watch was enough to be labeled as a 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻 and joining was much quicker. [[Freakyko]] was one of the many operators and he would later die in thr war that will follow.

Dragan with his goals completed then robbed several military warehouses for weapons to arm the foot soldiers while the other 15 heads gathered food water safe houses ECT. for the group Dragan would then later give his speech on how this is a peoples war against the dictatorship of GW and his allies before sparking the creation of the Anti NPC Rebellion
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the moment [[Porky Minch]] passed out the operations against GW would begin.

===6th Millennium Rebellion===
Ren Höek would then commit a failed assassination on 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓑𝓸𝓫 and the members would join the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety! and then it would be more clear for who the rebels sided with however Isabelle and Veronica still wish to deny involvement as they want to only kill Mr. Game & Watch, despite their own rebels being unable to hide involvement from the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼. The two female leaders then changed the Pigmask Army base in New Pork City to New Animal Crossing City as a Jimmy Negatron and EVIL Grubhub inspired 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Utopia meanwhile other Anti NPC Rebellion 2.0 settlements were still being established through other groups elsewhere. Another fact is that [[Dr. Insano!|Dr Insano!]] was one day "inspired" by a fat rat called Throt The Unclean. Dr. Insano! much like any ChannelAwesome character who believe references alone are funny, decided to break the Geneva Convention via frankensteining animals (even humans) together with spare parts; organic, and artificial. So that they can be used as super units for their army. He'd called them '''Freakos!''' This is how and why one of their arch-generals is a Midget Darth Vader and why [[Fassad]] got brass instruments shoved up his holes after slipping on a fuckin' banana peel.

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I feel bad for Porky's little brother.

< Lucas and the gang after beating the shit out of Porky.

<- Lucas and the gang after beating the shit out of Porky.

You're not gonna believe what Lucas will find next after that zany moment.

====The Rebellion On the Side of Dragan====
After [[Porky Minch]] y'know passed out and [[Mr. Game & Watch]] started fucking tweaking Dragan along with his crew began the operations against the Alliance. and Dragan had a plan to hit the alliance where it hurts for their First attack which was assassinating Helena Douglas cutting off her branch of DOATEC sending money to Game and watch.

Dragan along with Kiwi and Midget Darth Vader assaulted her mansion killing several of her guards before kicking her door down and holding her hostage demanding she give him info of what future plans GW has for his government Helena however didn't give her any information and the military police were rapidly approaching to their location as she pressed a silent alarm. So right as the police showed up Dragan fired about 15 shots into Helenas body followed by 3 shots from Kiwi hitting her head. After killing her they opened fire on the police hitting several of them allowing them to break a window and run to his Ford mustang to drive the fuck out of there.

After the murder of Helena and her money frozen The alliance put a bounty on every member of the 16 heads with Dragan having the highest bounty and listed their rebellion as a terrorist group. Once their groups was known and his arming of the footmen ready he initiated operation Urban Storm which was basically Taking the fight to one of the nearby towns and cities to free them of GW's rule.

And while that attack began Dragan would begin planning a new operation that would involve sneaking a Improvised explosive device into a Party of high ranking NPC's that ran certain companies. He would assign kiwi to deliver the explosives to Veronica so she could hide them in a trashcan in the boardroom while he and the other 16 heads go fight on the front lines against the Alliance.

====The Front Lines====
Once Dragan along with the 15 other heads arriving to the slums of the city he rallied up his men he explained that tonight was the night they pushed forward the night they killed the night they truly begin to take back what rightfully belonged to them. Dragan gave out a speech about revenge retribution and how we are no longer neighbors or unequal we are now brothers in arms and once he finished the speech he told his men to charge into the city and take on the Ones that abandoned them the ones that left them to rot in a system created by hate and blood. Then Dragan shot off a flare signaling the charge before running into the city with hundreds upon thousands of resistance fighters.

The following hours were nothing but chaos Dragan was commanding the army using guerrilla tactics in urban warfare and looting bodies of soldiers Most of the 16 heads were racking up a body count especially Fuji and Midget Darth Vader. But Dragan knew it wouldn't be long until the alliance sent their high members to take care of them so Dragan sent several squads to do terrorism on the factories and shut down the means of producing ammo. The war continued Casualties were exceeding for both sides but after a 7 day front the first city was taken from the alliances control. Now it was time for the next step to take place the boardroom bombing.
====Operation: Firestarter====
After Dragan was successful with his first push on the alliance Dragan knew that if he was going to continue pushing forward deeper into the heart of the Dictatorship he was gonna need extra fire power and so he asked for any ideas from the 16 heads and Frylock gave him a decent idea Trade with the villages of sol invictus.. Yes thats a very good idea indeed. So Dragan set off to Sol Invictus to do some trading for caches of weapons to be sent through the smuggling routes and into the rebellions bases.

After Dragan returned he decided to shift his focus onto something he was actually worrying about... the boardroom as he needed to get the improvised explosive device planted in either the trash can or glued to the bottom of the table. after that someone has to wait for the clients aka a bunch of CEOs of corps that fuck over the poor and the ones who indoctrinate kids into the alliances military. Yeah in the confidential documents that kiwi got off the internet the creator of banana and ice cream Fred Fredburger was stated to be in that meeting This is good.. Dragan can kill two birds with one stone but now he just needs to wait for a message from Veronica that tells him that the bombs have indeed been planted as the meeting is gonna occur in the next 5 hours.

====Hidan's Revenge Arc====
After the meeting tonight would be the night the heads began working with Hidan and the Anti-NPC Rebellion 2.0 aka 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 true revenge against the Gangsters and so... Hidan saught to kill Dan McNeely for trying to and fail at slowly turning him into something he is not. It started off With Hidan doing alone operations in the drug warehouses of the mobsters he walks in shotgun in hand and kills everyone that is breathing on sight For the next several hours The factories were turned into bloodbaths by a wrathful rage induced grieving Cultist. It continued he torched each building after the slaughters but he wasn't done this was only the testing phase as after this Hidan Robs a convoy and steals a bunch of swat equipment and Guns before returning to one of the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Headquarters but before that he was gonna see if he could get a few of the susiety on this and the first one he could find is Vesna now Hidan just explains to the emo boy that he doesn't need him he needs The warcriminal Ves he needs Viladimirovaich so Ves lets her take control and she joins hidans raiding party after that Hidan Is able to at least get one more of them on the plan (Well As of now) Andries Meijer before returning to the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Base and falling asleep and in his dreams his sleep paralysis demon that's basically just envy is yelling at him to not go through with this plan it will end in disaster Hidan doesn't believe it however. Envy is literally foreshadowing the fact that Cheeto Man will play them like a fiddle but he still wont listen so she just allows his dumbass to believe in this delusion but before she leaves he says someone wants to visit him and then a sleep paralysis version of Hansel walks in says "Hi Uncle Hidan" before Hidan wakes up screaming it was a nightmare... Fuck...

Anyways after this Hidan gathers up his crew of the 35 Anti-NPC Rebellion members turned 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 + his top allies from the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety! across the Omniverse and announces his plan they're gonna go to the League of Gangsters HQ also known as the Agency and raise hell but first they'll need armor and so everyone (besides Viladimirovaich) gets their equipment from the boxes Hidan stole before entering a car and driving all the way to the League of Gangsters Headquarters... Hidan doesn't know it yet but this idea would lead to his Anti NPC Rebellion 2.0 recruits getting dismantled.
====Hidans Revenge Arc ~ The Raid ====
Hidan along with the Anti NPC Rebellion turned 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 in their massive transport truck being driven by Meme Man and Yogi Bear stop at the League of Gangsters headquarters and they all get out at once and huddle up and begin moving to the entrance of the headquarters dropping a mobster that was just having a smoke break before catching some random guy trying to unlock the door so Hidan like the cool guy he is just fucking slams him against the wall and demands what the fuck he's doing the guy explains he has to get up there because his wife (A Prostitute) Is terminally ill and needs to get her medication however Hidan doesn't give a fuck and just threatens to kill the guy before being told to stand down by Popeye the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂man who then asks where she is located and then he responds with the first floor of the place like room 762 so Popeye the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂man just says they will get the meds to her before Hidan takes control again and orders Sailor Pluto and Swiper to guard the front entrance before the rest of the group unlock the door with that random guys keys and move up inside the Leagues headquarters where Hidan would shoot any gangster on sight and suplex them into a table.

They make it up to the sixth floors lobby before he sees a Gangster walk out of the hallway and spot them before Hidan can incapacitate the white suit wearing fuck he runs out and tries to warn his comrades about the attack before getting neck shot by Hidan. They now need to get busy right now so they enter the room trying to stop the Russians from alerting the others which leads Bridget to run after another Gangster who rushed to the intercom said their being attacked before being tackled... This is not good as moments after that Hidan hears several gunshots and after that the power to the building gets cut off leaving everyone in darkness.

Hidan being smart takes cover behind a railing like everyone else and He's trying to find out what the fuck is happening and while he's trying to figure out Courage runs off to another room. Hidan tells the rest of the group to leave him as Hei Meiling tries to contact the Door Guards the transport unit and Geralds comms however no response Hidan just simply says it Their dead and Hei is starting to question what the fuck of a mess did Hidan just get them into. and as she is trying to figure out and while Shaggy tries to calm everyone down Cheeto Man started talking on the intercom announcing to all of the gangsters about the attack before revealing their locations on the sixth floor before calling them fucking cockroaches before telling them to get to work and enjoy themselves. If anyone didn't realize it yet they've been played like a damn fiddle and are now having a feeling that someone is watching them. People are obviously panicking which is obvious but Hidan tries to Explain that they can handle them and is saying that Hansel death will be avenged and shit like that however Hei is not believing it Hidan just locked them in hell with a bunch of psychos however Hidan keeps saying it will be fine and it was fine for a bit... well until Cinder fired off a shotgun at a door which caused light which revealed their location And then a Group of Mobsters from the higher floors began to unleash a hail of bullets on the Anti NPC Rebellion recruits they were ambushed killing Giga Chad, Bluto, Kristoff, Morbius, The Rock, Scott And Jenny as everyone else takes cover Hidan sees a light and orders everyone to move instead of taking fire on them as trying to do that just led to Windex being shot dead so everyone makes a rush to the door and enters the room where hidan Dropkicks a gangster that was by the door. Once They make it inside the room he orders the door with the nearest objects and helps Heihachi cover the door with a dresser and a couch and whilst that happens, Numbuh 5 decides to think its a good idea to approach the window while Shaggy warns her not to before she just straight up gets riddled with bullets. Hidan then tells everyone that they need to find a way down to the point where he finds a hollow Board of wood so he pulls out his scythe and creates a hole in the floor right as Matt jumps down there and gets fucking tackled by 3 guys which leads hidan and the others to jump down there too and after eliminating their assailants Matt attempts to check the door and as he opens it sees a bunch of guys and gets shot at. Anyways Haku asks hidan for his scythe so he can destroy the next floorboards so hidan throws it at him and Haku attempts to destroy the floor but then a hail of bullets come up which creates a hole that traps Haku and Haku is begging someone to Help him and Us runs up with Hidan to pull Haku up but whilst attempting to pull him up another hail is sprayed which kills Haku and hits Us in the neck Mortally wounding him, So hidan gets pissed and magdumps the floor with Shaggy and Jerma before pulling a propane tank out from under the kitchens cabinet and putting it in the fridge Hidan then orders Zabuza and Slayer to help him carry it to the door and whilst pushing the fridge a bunch of bullets appear and kill Zabuza so Hidan responds by crashing out and mag dumping the door before placing the fridge there and pulling a grenade out before telling everyone to get to cover before pulling the pin throwing it in and jumping out of the way but he didn't see Olive Oyl wake up from being unconscious out of fear and the explosion propelled the Fridge at her which gored her tearing her apart in front of Popeyes eyes And after that Hidan passes out

The moment Hidan wakes up he's met with Vesnas face and shes not fucking happy at all she just tells Hidan that he's a retard and that the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 left him moments after the explosion due to the losses. Hidan then asks why the fuck she even stayed behind and Ves answers clearly she wants to kill Balalaika and he wants kill the Cheeto Man. The rebellion would continue being a pipeline for the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 as more violence spreads and the rebellion would end once Mr. Game & Watch would be overthrown.

==Anti NPC Rebellion Personnel==
===The Arch-Generals===
The AGWM Pigmask Army currently contain 16 commanders aka co leaders coming from diffrent parts of the world the following list contains all current members of the 16 known heads.
* [[Isabelle]] (Head 1) (The Leader of the group and self declared Syndicalist dictatorship of the movement. Since the Dimensional Merge she became obsessed with overthrowing Game & Watch.) (Nickname: The Fat Fur)
* [[Dragan Markovic]] (Head 2) (The key general of the group and self declared Arch-General of the movement.) (Nickname: The Soldier Of Death)
* [[Muscle Mommy Gold Ship|Gold Ship]] (Head 3) (Silly Uma) (Nickname: Harbinger of Chaos)
* [[Veronica]] (Head 4)(The Funder of the group) (Nickname: None because the NPC'S don't know shes apart of the crew, key allies with Isabelle)
* [[Dorio Gunnarsdóttir]] (Head 5) (Icelandic Muscle Mommy) (Nickname: The Strong Lady)
* [[Midget Darth Vader]] (Head Sexta "6") (He became the Arch-General after taking out Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez from Naruto after using his 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 force choke shortly after the Dimensional Merge.) (Nickname: The Funny Midget)
* [[Fuji]] (Head 7) (Tall Swordsman Theorized to have joined due to the fall of the Juppongatana and the death of Shishio) (Nickname: The Destroying Yang)
* [[Honjō Kamatari]] (Head 8) (Shishio's gay ass crossdressing simp)
* [[Kiwi]] (Head 9) (Jawless former prostitute and Intel gatherer of the crew) (Nickname: The Spider)
* [[Frylock]] (Head 10) (A sentient bucket of fries with the plan)
* [[Smartschoolboy9]] (Head 11) (He joined the crew because I don't know.....)
* [[The Man]] (Head 12) (Joined the crew as a representative to stop the Cecil Turtle plants from influencing them.) (Nickname: The Man With the Plan)
* [[Goombella]] (Head 13) (Nickname: Queen of Bondage)
* [[Vivian]] (Head 14) (Nickname: Queen of Futa) (Former friend to Mario. Stayed with Cheeto Man but left after Dan bombed his headquarters. Now has a OnlyFans account showing off her Futa Cock.)
* [[Ms. Mowz]] (Head 15) (Nickname: Queen of Vore)
* [[Diego Marcoson]] (Head 16) (Nickname: The Powerhouse)

=== Known Generals ===
*'''[[Inspector Gadget]]''': Once a brown brick loving cyborg who was used by President Haltman to overthrow SiIvagunner. He now wants revenge on Haltman, Silvagunner, the Good Society, and everyone else who simply used him as a machine. Secretly mourns the death of his beloved niece, Penny.
*'''[[Kermit the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴|Kermit the Frog]]''': Cell’s best friend and sidekick after the death of his Muppet gang. He originally joined Popeye's group in promise of defeating the gangstas who were responsible in his friends' death but slowly loses his will of revenge when he befriends "operating" 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 Shaggy and Scooby. Became Kermit the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 in one universe.
*'''[[Bluto]]''': Popeye's former arch-nemesis. They decided to work together after leaving the Agency.
*'''[[Wallace and Gromit]]''': While building [[NPC Confinement]], they were under the assumption that they were building a Wensleydale cheese factory.
*'''[[Cell]]''': Besties with Kermit and was a huge part of the original Anti NPC Rebellion started by Popeye. He would later get Cade Funfish to sacrifice Kermit into a volcano for his efforts.
*'''[[Popeye the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂man|Popeye]]''': In Popeye's eyes, the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼's use of the Vermillion gene is a key in stopping Game & Watch. He eventually joined the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 and became Popeye the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂man.

=== Former Generals ===
*'''Olive Oyl''': Popeye's love interest and sworn ally to him.'''✝'''
*'''Gerald Johanssen''': Ex-Good Society. Joins the group after learning the truth about the death of his best friend Arnold. '''✝'''
*'''[[ShadeTheVulpix306|Shade]]''': He never actually joined willingly, instead Thanos made him his janitor and offered to spare him under the promise of doing Vore with furries. This in turn would make him a LARPer for the Pigmask Army, however he would return to Mr. Game & Watch and Benjamin Netanyahu afterwards.
*'''[[Haida]]''': He joined to meet Bartleby but then got cucked and became a LARPer instead.
*'''Dexter''' '''Renault''': Brains of the group after Lelouch's death. Acts as another version of Jimmy Neutron in terms of ideologies and side, so he left.
* [[Lelouch Lamerouge|'''Lelouch''' '''Lamperouge''']]: He would teach Dexter Renault how to use the power of Geass and being thought to have been dead in ''Fanboy and Chum Chum: The Masterbation Dairies'' after dying unconscious now remembered as a true revolutionary and hero. He was friends with Pato's group who also died before the Dimensional Merge.
* '''Kristoff''': Champion of the Frozen Wastes. '''✝'''
* '''Jenny Wakeman (XJ-9)''': Joins the Anti NPC Rebellion after Gadget offers her SUS for being a Good Society member and simply a tool of their tyranny. '''✝'''
*'''Hello Kitty''': Do not let the cuteness fool you, Hello Kitty is capable of holding battles in a similar fashion to Kirby. She is the Cheeto Man's wife.
*'''Trix Rabbit''': Cheeto Man's right hand man. Was killed by Hidan and Dan after finding out about Hänsel's death. '''✝'''
* '''Arthur Read''': Originally joined to become stronger after the death of D.W. Stayed with Cheeto Man. Is secretly working with himself for something greater.
* '''Doug''': Originally joined after Porkchop was raped to death by The Gangstas. Stayed with Cheeto Man because he was stronger. What a bitch.
* '''Skeet''': Doug's friend. He is known to giving Doug handjobs in the past.
* '''Spyro''': Unfortunately is stuck with Cheeto Man after giving Popeye and the others time to escape.
* '''Woodstock''': Stayed with Cheeto Man. Was killed by Dan after finding out about Hänsel's death. '''✝'''
* '''Batman''': Stayed with Cheeto Man. Current status unknown after Dan bombed Cheeto Man's headquarters.

== Enlistment Video ==
Made by the coolest Pigmask member, Pigmask#327
[[File:Enlist Today!.mp4|300px]]

[[File:BarnyardPigGod.jpg|thumb|277x277px|This is what the Pigmask Army worship]]
[[File:PigmaskArmyPhoto.png|thumb|274x274px|made by e254e on Inkbunny]]

== Military Portraits ==
3/4 of them are chubby, guess which ones?
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File:Ezgif-7-93d61ebd92.gif|[[Thanos]] (Benefactor/ De facto CEO) [[File:Infinite.mp3]]
File:Img12.jpg|[[Dr. Insano!]] (Thanatos's Assistant) [[File:THE WORLD REVOLVING.mp3]]
File:Coolartofisabelle.jpg|[[Isabelle]] (Leader) ''+ art by BETHXRADIO + song from Doom Eternal'' [[File:doometernal.mp3]]
File:CoolartofVeronica.png|[[Veronica]] (Financer / Funder) ''+ art by e254e on Inkbunny + song from The Fire Rises'' [[File:redspecter.mp3]]
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==Other Members ==
These characters don't get theme songs (RIP)<gallery>
File:NOTOMNOOKHOWDAREYOU.jpg|Tom Nook
File:Audie.jpg|Audie
File:LARDNA.jpg|Porky's Bitch Mom
File:Tartedgoombella.webp|[[Goombella]](Queen of Bondage)
File:Coolvivian.png|[[Vivian]](Queen of Futa)
File:Msvore.png|[[Ms. Mowz]](Queen of Vore)(cute :3)
File:Porkchops.jpg|Pork Trooper
File:Pigjoke.jpg|Bob Bob (The Newest Recruit)
File:Wtfhaida.jpg|[[Haida]] (loser lmao)
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==Members Brainwashed by Anti NPC Rebellion==
here are some characters that got brainwashed by the Pigmask army <gallery>
File:I HATE DIGBY.jpeg|DIGBY(ISABELLE'S BROTHER) i had to go incognito to find this cuz digby sucks ass so i had to do it
File:Nessfurry.jpg|Ness(Porky's BFF that was turned into a furry) Art by sharpytown
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==Allies==
* Every Collective worker movement
* Anyone who "foolishly" believes that overthrowing Mr. Game & Watch is a form of true justice.
* Every NPC who wants to risk being vulnerable to the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Gene.
* Every Memetic Gestalt Syndrome member who hates the far right.
* Every Memetic Gestalt Syndrome member that seeks to overthrow Mr. Game & Watch.
* Every Memetic Gestalt Syndrome member who wants to continue the Left-Right Coalition without the right.
* Every Memetic Gestalt Syndrome member who is willing to nudge the Alliance narrative.
* Every member that is getting pushed into the Overton Window to support the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼, but isn't actually in support of 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂ism until fully embracing it. The 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 function as operators. By the 6th Millennium huge portions of rebels are recruited.
==Enemies==
* [[Porky Minch]] (Defeated and Killed Off)
* [[Enrique]] (Target #1)
* [[Mr. Game & Watch]] (Target #2)
* [[NPC Alliance]]
* [[League of Gangstas]] (Especially Cruel Fredrick and the Cheeto Man)
* [[Hiei|Shiloh Pact]] (Hiei, Frenemies + Disbanded)
* [[People Who Have No Idea What The Fuck Is Going On]] (Post-Regime Change)
==Equipment==
Members of the rebellion often use equipment bought from the black market or stolen from NPC warehouses however most guns are smuggled from areas like sol Invictus or from freaky traders in order to supply the troops. This is why the weapons the rebels usually carry can vary from many things like the '''Glock 19''' with an auto switch, the '''AK-47''' or the standard issue NPC rifle the '''StA-52''' or the '''FN-Fal''' along with that Sub Machine Guns usually include the '''TEC-9''', The '''UZI''', And even older weapons like the '''Carl Gustav m/45''' The '''Beretta Model 38''' and the '''Błyskawica'''. People with shotguns which mostly include the farmers usually bring their own Double barrels or Mossbergs from home. Besides that most of their main weapons are mostly Bolt Actions like the '''MAS-36''', The '''Mosin Nagant''' and the '''Krag–Jørgensen''' however later during the rebellion they would upgrade via stealing the rifles off the dead NPC soldiers along with shipments of crates from sol Invictus containing AK-47's and Mauser Model 1903's due to them being so plentiful in the villages and the terrorists groups of Al Assad. Hell some of the reserves included black powder weapons like the muskets

As for rebellion armor well its complicated as by the start of it most of the troops rarely wore any armor on them besides people who smuggled light kevlar but as the war continued the rebels would takes bits and pieces of NPC armor from the uniforms of dead troopers and then spray their own insignia onto them. As for helmets most of the rebels didn't wear helmets and if they did in the early days it was shitty ones made from refined scrap metal or just motorcycle helmets or Visored ballistic helmets they took off of riot control officers.

As for explosives most of the rebellion used molotov's and improvised nail bombs during the beginning of the uprising.

however one of the most plentiful things in the rebellion was the access to melee weapons with things like Brass Knuckles, Baseball Bats, Golf Clubs, Sickles, Crowbars, Hachets, Hammers, Metal Pipes, Machetes, Knives and Meat Cleavers and many other objects that could be used as improvised bayonets or just straight up melee weapons most of the weapons were used in CQC or the mass hacking of Officers during operation Officer Slaughter when certain resistance fighters didn't have access to a pistol at the time.

As for sidearms mostly pistols were a rarity during the rebellion as the one you'd mostly see is something from the Glock platform carried by the gangsters in the rebellion movement that they got off the black market however after operation officer slaughter they were delivered a shipment of Lahti L-35's by the villagers of Sol Invictus however they had access to revolvers before they got access to most semi auto handguns with the '''Nagant M1895''' revolver being the main side arm for some rebels before the Lahti shipment
==Trivia==
* The Gen Z Protests of the August 2025 Indonesian protests are the key inspiration for many of the early organizers.
* In theory this organization would had joined the Neutrals after the rebellion, but due to certain ideological differences they would later be cut off. Until the organization gains motivations and members that aren't just generic class warfare, they remain used in the ideological war in the NPC-𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 War.
* Originally the seventh member was meant to be Honjō Kamatari and not Fuji but Ves knows that Fuji is the most underrated member of the Juppongatana which is the reason for his addition also because I think he's cool. The Femboy member is confirmed to be Honjō Kamatari.
* Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez from the anime Naruto initially tried to join because Mr. Game & Watch didn't want to employ a furry with anger management issues. He hates Enrique more so he quit to fight the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 after numerous therapy sessions with Takuto Maruki. He would later die at the hands of Midget Darth Vader.
* The existence of this organization triggered Enrique due to the amount of NPCs in this movement that viewed FreakBob as an unintentional anti-hero, despite being the new Satan. The existence of this organization inspired Enrique to start from scratch leaving the Freakers for good. Enrique ordered Kermit the Frog who became Kermit the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 to be thrown in a volcano by Cade Funfish to show Hidan's NPC recruits who became 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 that they were worthless to him.
* Many members that sided with the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 after unlocking the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 gene was put to death or replaced with an NPC counterpart after the rebellion ended. However some got really 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 and joined the SUSiety!
* The movement was called a Psyop and gay-ops initially especially with Isabelle and Veronica's track record, as it was mainly a movement about Mr. Game & Watch. Some 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 tried to push the organization towards their ideals for their own ends and some actually did become 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼, while most ignored the organization. Some 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 described this as "pushing the Overton Window."
* Every member who had joined to hate on Mr. Game & Watch is stated to hate Enrique 1000x more even the ones who became 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼.
* Since the Collective Omniverse works like the United Nations, the support for this movement is split between keeping Game & Watch in power to stop the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 or covering up Game & Watch's crimes by killing him off to prevent 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 from awakening as a response to his crimes. Isabelle and Veronica are power hungry emo demi-god lesbians who have their own NPC agenda.
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{{Under Construction}}{{Quote|okay i'll tell you why i want to destroy the Npc's goverment want to hear it... GW doesn't care for his people he sends thousands of soldiers to die treats us like nothing but expendable cannon fodder ... I saw a the alliance strip farmers of water and eventually of land saw them transform This City into a machine fueled by people's crushed Spirits. broken dreams and emptied pockets. GW has long controlled our lives, taken lots... and now they're after our souls! ... I've declared war not 'cause capitalism's a thorn in my side or outta nostalgia for an America gone by. This war's a people's war against a system that's spiralled outta our control.}}
[[File:RebelPath.mp3]]
{{Character Box 1
| Name = Dragan Markovic
| image =Dragan.png
| Kanji = ドラガン・マルコビッチ
| Romaji = Doragan marukobitchi
| real name = Dragan Markovic
| aliases = Pvt. Dragan Markovic the soldier who realized The Soldier Of death The Serbian Nationalist
| Age = 26
| pronouns = He/him
| ethnicity = White
| nationality = Serbian
| birth-date = WIP
| previous occupation(s) = Soldier of the NPC alliance (Discharged)
| occupation(s) = Leader of the Anti NPC rebellion
| education = Npc School
| gender = Male
| sexuality = straight
| dream = Being A Soldier (did and regretted it) Overthrowing the [[NPC Alliance|NPC Government]] (Current)
| alignment = Lawful Evil
| neurodevelopmental disorder = Post Traumatic Stress disorder (PTSD)
| height = 5'11
| hair-color = Black
| eye-color = Brown
| parents = Unnamed Father Unnamed Mother (Deceased)
| love interest(s) = Kiwi (Theorized)
| friends = His Old Unit (All Deceased) [[Goldship]] [[Kiwi]] [[Veronica]] WIP
| affiliation(s) = 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety!
| previous affiliation(s) = NPC Alliance
| enemies = [[Mr. Game & Watch]] [[Juancarlo Albaez]] [[Kumoko]] the elites of the alliance
| likes = WIP
| dislikes = The Treatment of the furry population in the alliance the starvation of farmers The Alliance The Government The Army
| goals = To Overthrow GW's regime and liberate the NPCS land
| fighting style(s) = CQC Knife
| weapon(s) = The StA-52 Assault Rifle StA-18 Pistol WIP
| theme = [[File:WelcomeToHell.mp3]] (Genso crisis Arc) [[File:RebelPath.mp3]] (Rebellion)
| status = Alive
}}
''If you came for Dragon you are in the wrong page for the freaky member go to [[𝓚𝓪-𝓒𝓱𝓾𝓷𝓰]]'s page''

'''Pvt. Dragan Markovic (ドラガン・マルコビッチ)''' also known as '''The Soldier Of Death''' Is one of the few people who realized [[Mr. Game & Watch|GW's]] dictatorship was causing the suffering and deaths of thousands of people and was probably the first one to notice the pain he caused to people besides [[Mr. Game & Watch|GW's]] daughter [[Veronica]]. He is also a minor side character serving as an anti hero/terrorist within the story of the freaky saga. Dragan was a veteran of the NPC Genso war where he would watch all his close friends in the service die and be stranded in the place for 13 days which caused him to start opening his eyes on how GW brainwashes and grooms the poor and young to conscript to die in foreign war zones. He would later become the leader of a terrorist group called the Anti NPC rebellion in order to overthrow GW's government and liberate the territories of the [[NPC Alliance|alliance]] before they all became the sagas version of night city. Dragan became such a beloved character that he would become a playable chraracter in the [[𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Saga (video game)]] in a side chapter unlockable called "13 Days in hell" which is only unlocked after the completion of the Gensokyo crisis Arc. He is considered by most saga fans as the better version of [[Makoto Shishio|Shishio]] as while Shishio was a liberal who wanted to overthrow the government to establish a social Darwinist system Dragan on the other hand wanted to overthrow the government to stop the oppression the destruction and the pain GW and his inflated ego caused to the furries the citizens and to the lower class in their society.

He is one of the 3 or so protagonists in his own side story that involves the rebellion and his war against Mr. Game and watch.
==Biography==
===Pre-Revelation===
====Childhood====
Dragan was born into a poor poverty stricken section within the [[NPC Alliance|alliances]] borders to a family of factory workers during his childhood he would watch the daily NPC cartoons aired on [[Pee Pee TV]] like [[Banana and Ice Cream]] and the daily propaganda channels as there was only few channels to watch in the poor sections due to [[The USERS™ Saga|USERS.]] his life was going decent but it wouldn't be decent for long as when he was 7 his mother went to her job in the NPC weapons factory that would later be targeted in a Terrorist attack by a "Furry Extremist Group". Via sneaking a suicide bomber into a factory and setting off the explosives causing a massive explosion that destroyed the factory and several nearby buildings killing Dragan's mother in the process. Due to this incident and once he learned of the attack via the TV and his father who was there during the aftermath of the attack Dragan would begin to despise the furries and wish death upon them for the murder or his mother.

This would lead to him idolizing the military of the [[NPC Alliance]] (despite them being probably one of the worst armed forces due to GW's strategies and not listening to [[General Helmuth Weidling|Helmuth Weiding]]) Due to many reasons like patriotism their uniforms being cool ECT. and thus began his dream of joining the army.
====Joining the Military====
For the next few years as a teen Dragan would become a NPC soldier LARPer trying to convince the people like the freakies and others on the internet the GW is the best leader, how he did nothing wrong, how the furry massacres are justified ECT. and posting cringe NPC war edits Dragan continued and continued to be Brainwashed and groomed by the NPC officials into believing that their goals to ruin the world is a good idea under GW's vision. and this is when the alliance updated the soldier uniforms from the Wolfenstien reboot SS to the Helghast troopers because he saw what the helghan remnants were wearing an were like hmmm sure lets wastes millions on it.

The moment Turned 18 he went to the offices to enlist into the army as he wanted to serve the alliance because It is required to serve unless you want to be known as a tree hugging furry sympathizing coward.
He was rejected the first time but came back when he was 19 to join again which to his surprised he was accepted into the infantry Corp as a recruit and for the next 7 months trained to become the rank of private so he could fight for the greatest nation in the world...

well instead he was constantly stationed on guard patrols in random areas and learned how to repair NPC alliance vehicles from mechanic guidebooks. During these patrols he'd be with other recent privates and recruits that he'd later become friends with as they shared the same purpose to serve the alliance for no reason whatsoever years went by he was 21 now and he'd get word of a actual combat deployment he'd be apart of.... his superiors said he'd be on a transport ship to arrive on a world known to most as "Gensokyo" apparently Mr. Game and watch upon seeing the hellscape the touhou verse has become decided to launch a full scale invasion of the place which sparked the NPC Genso war (also known as the NPC Malfested war).

This is stated to be Dragans actual first combat deployment and lets just say that he was fucking hyped to kill for his country and uh... lets just say that he was and is going to regret ever getting on the landing crafts
=====The Invasion of Gensokyo=====
[[File:WelcomeToHell.mp3]]
During the second day of the invasion the landing craft containing Dragan was sent down into the magical forest by the blimp n watch compartment. And in this deployment Dragan saw many things he shouldn't have seen fairies mutated grotesque abominations bloodthirsty creatures that he was made to fight against but during it the group would face major casualties positions would be overran by the malfested creatures the elite fairy's also began to attack the Npc's front lines killing hundreds upon hundreds of his fellow comrades.

Dragan along with the unit led by his Sergeant were sent on a mission to retake Misty lake/The Forest of magic from the malfested creatures and during their patrol they were exchanging jokes talking about life before they joined the military with his pals... but sadly the moment they stepped foot in the forest all hell broke loose they came from the trees their position got overran and Dragan was nearly killed by the ambush but was saved by one of his medics before they were fucking decapitated before his eyes by one of the creatures. he was scared and just began fleeing into the forest leaving his friends behind because when he looked back he was watching his colleagues get gutted and butchered by the things that roamed the forest and the misty lake.

During the last day of their invasion the Npc's realized they fucking lost to the malfested and ordered all soldiers that remain to fall back to the extraction zone of the yokai mountains for extraction Dragan was running to the extraction point but while he was getting on with whoever remained alive so far in the troops that included some of the levy's and infantry a fairy climbed onto the dropship and grabbed him by the leg causing him to fall off and hang onto the ledge before the wind pushed him off the aircraft plunging him into the waters of the misty lake....

=====13 Days in HELL=====
after being left behind he woke up on the shores somehow he survived and the person standing next to him was his Sargent he then explained that the alliance abandoned them and left them to die and told him to not venture into the forest as the fairies still roam the place. He'd later explain more to Dragan that he heard chatter on the radio that their planning to firebomb the fucking place as a last ditch effort to contain the abominations of the world he then attempted to get Dragan to follow him but before he could tell him he saw a monster come out of the water and aim directly for Dragan the Sargeant pushed him out of the way causing his lower half to be bitten completey off by Variant Wakasagihime he watched in horror as the fucking monster fish tore his only friend left apart and dove back into the water.... Dragan was now truly alone and decided to venture into the forest to search for survivors

The moment Dragan returned to the scorched forest he saw nothing except the disemboweled, decapitated, hanged, impaled, desecrated, brutalized most fucking traumatizing display of npc soldiers corpses its like every mile he walked was littered with the corpses of former comrades and during that walk he found the bodies of the recruits he knew when he was first in the military their bodies were scattered mutilated some have their parts on sharp spikes as a advisory warning to not venture further into the forest Lets just say Dragan fucking broke down and was shellshocked after seeing that.... Days 3-5 the next 2 days were him fending for himself from the abominations with the limited ammo he found off of soldiers corpses and the inhabitants of Gensokyo he'd later discover the corpses of Vinca before her revival and Tee and decided to walk over them. but then his radio began to chatter and it was something about "the firebombing would happen in the next few days" ...

During the seventh day Dragan received the news the place was getting firebombed in the next hour and he proceeded to run to a nearest area from the blast zone which was yokai mountain as the alliance thought it was the magical forest that harbored the source and all the abominations to mankind. he fought through the stragglers of the malfested finding even more corpses of npc soldiers and a unidentified melted green puddle that was later identified as [[Private Hooper]] and found another corpse that was identified as the reimu variant along with scraps of what seemed to be blood and a [[Leon|desert camo turban]] that was left behind. The more dragan ventured the more he found landmarks the Susiety fought in as he'd come across [[Tig Trager|Tig Trager's]] dead body and [[Beth|Beths]] broken glasses and then... the firebomb went off he watched as the forest was engulfed in a ball of flame and just when he thought he would die on the place he found it a abandoned Npc outpost with a working command center...

During day 9 he'd contact HQ and demanded for an evacuation out of this place he was left behind wounded and probably wouldn't last another week there and the soldiers said that the evac would arrive in 4 days fucking perfect....

Day 11 he considered killing himself due to all the fucked up stuff he saw but he failed to off himself as his pistol jammed.

During Day 12 he'd get a signal that he has one day left and he needs to get to the rally point near the remains of the scarlet devil mansion and he'd agree and so Dragan retreated back into the depths of the forest and during this he'd come across the corpse of another variant that being the youmu one it looks like it was decapitated by what seems to be a katana and by her corpse was both her swords and a [[Meira|bloodied broken katana blade that had the words "The Power of darkness compels me"]] but decided to not pick them up and continue fighting through the hordes

Day 13 arrived and it was hell Dragan was forced to hold off against hordes of the abominations sent by the elites as Denka reported there was a survivor among the thousands upon hundreds of NPC corpses. and as it seemed like his ammo would run out a infantry pickup chopper landed carrying several soldiers and high ranking [[Agency Against the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society|FOXHOUND]] member [[Geumsaegi]] to cover him on his way to the chopper. he was able to get on and this time no fairy was able to sneak attack him.... finally Dragan escaped that hellhole that was Gensokyo... but the trauma he recieved would cause him to slowly learn of his revelation
====Returning Home====
When Dragan returned home he did not received praise he received no awards instead he got discharged from the army due to all the fucking horrors he experienced in the war because of his deteriorating mental state he was not even given medication for his mental issues and that's when he started to realize he was a loose ends and didn't matter to GW he was often made fun of called a deserter called names ECT. ECT. and he received no money to take care of himself he only recieved his uniform rifle and his allies dog tags he acquired when he found their corpses in the forest. Dragan settled down tried to become a mechanic with his skills repairing vehicles from the military but nobody would come see him he was slowly losing it and began Realizing the truth... GW doesn't care for his men... they're expandable foot soldiers for him
===Revelation===
[[File:RebelPath.mp3]]
The moment he realized this he began learning of the atrocities and how corrupt and shitty it was in the alliance he started to realize how horrible it was to live in the territories of game and watch he learned about how the government began to deprive the farmers of water and land, the mass executions of freaky allies and furries, the millions wasted that should've been used on aid to schools on shitty yonder pouches thousands of commissions and [[DogsEatingDogs6|DED6]] propaganda, [[Banana and Ice Cream]] being used as indoctrination to the youth of the alliance and then Dragan discovered the real truth the bombing that killed his mother... it was never caused by "furry extremists" it was done by the Npc's to test a new bomb they created..... Dragan was shocked.. he was enraged he was fucking pissed he just found out he wasted his life his world lost all his friends for the government that left him to die in Gensokyo and the people who killed his mother he was pissed and he also realized that soldiers are treated as the lowest class too and found out that veterans don't get any care no meds for their problems because those are only allowed for the higher class... he realized he was lied groomed and brainwashed into serving the dictatorship for all his life and he only opened his eyes the moment he left the hellhole of Gensokyo and now he felt nothing except hate and hate and more hate and this would begin his plan for retribution. He then would join the rebellion and later become allies for the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety! as part of the Anti NPC Rebellion 2.0 aka 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼.
==Personality==
Dragan has a sick sense of justice and retribution as he did cause the rebellion he despises and resents the alliance and all they stood for after the war. He is a decent leader and due to it is why the people stood with him against the alliance. besides that he's seen to be a so called father figure to the 16 heads as he treats them like his own family due to the fact that he lost all the people he cared for in Gensokyo and doesn't wish for that to happen again.

Dragan is not egotistical or sadistic like Shishio or Hidan he's a cold calculative killer showing no remorse for the attacks on the High ranking members of the alliance. He cares about the 16 heads more than himself due to the fact that he has nothing left to lose because of all the trauma he received in gensokyo.

Dragan does not know how to flirt to girls as seen in several diffrent audio logs of [[Kiwi]] attempting to hit on him only for it to fail as he doesn't know any rizz skills.

Dragan is also known for being a car junkie as he enjoys welding and making vehicles for himself in fact he loves it so much that he modified a Ford Mustang which is his main and only method of transportation into a mobile armored war machine.
[[File:FordMustangDragan.png|Thumb|Left|Dragans Ford Mustang]]

==Appearance==
His appearance is rather simple he is often seen wearing the standard uniform for [[NPC Alliance]] soldiers that being the helghast Infantry uniform however after the war and during the start of the Rebellion he removed any patches that related to the [[NPC Alliance]]

Dragan when he isn't in uniform looks similiar to characters like [[𝓓𝓪𝓯𝓯𝔂 𝓜𝓸𝓻𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮𝓻 𝓓𝓪𝓷𝓹𝓲𝓮𝓻𝓻𝓮|Dan]] and [[Dan McNeely]] due to the black hair and the goatee but he's different then them due to his looks being based on the character John Creasman the protagonist from the hit flash game road of the dead 1 however after the war and during the rebellion his hair color changed and he looked like John Creasman from road of the dead 2 this is likely due to [[𝓓𝓪𝓯𝓯𝔂 𝓜𝓸𝓻𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮𝓻 𝓓𝓪𝓷𝓹𝓲𝓮𝓻𝓻𝓮]] demanding that he stop looking like him or he'd sue
===Voice===
Dragan without his uniform Is voiced by Joshua Tomar due to the fact that he literally looks identical to ROTD protag John Creasman his voice in uniform is just the average voice of a helghast soldier due to the filter in his mask his voice sounds more threatening in uniform
[[File:DraganVoiceLines.mp3]]
==Relationships==
===[[Kiwi]]===
Dragan and Kiwi have a complicated relationship mostly due to the fact that he's like a father figure to Kiwi. Kiwi is attracted to him. He saved Kiwi from her possible horrible future in the dictatorship but Kiwi has complicated feelings for him and wants to be his however it's revealed through tapes that he doesn't know how to talk to women due to him being afraid of getting attached to someone only to watch them die
===Goldship===
WIP
===Fuji===
WIP
==Gallery==
<gallery>
DraganCasual.png|Causal (After Genso)
DraganCasual2.png|Casual (During Rebellion)
DraganMasked.png|Casual (Masked)
</gallery>
==Trivia==
* In the game if you return to Gensokyo after the crisis Arc you can find journal entries made by Dragan during his 13 days and the journal he dropped during his extraction
* In a character popularity contest for anti heroes he placed number 2 next to [[Hidan]]

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